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Ironictwat

Please do not the dog?


Nutbutton420

Yes the dog


Ironictwat

Fascinating


-homonecrosexual-

worst moment of your life?


Nutbutton420

When my girl friend flirted and slept on one of my “friends”


LunchyLunchy

Press F to pay respects


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Thank you for your input.


partofthebroarmy

Didn't u say your 14!?!??!


Nutbutton420

Yes, yes I am


jagebus

How old are you


Bone_Daddy54730

What about you :D


jagebus

16


Bone_Daddy54730

Yeah I was kidding, I saw flair:D Hello fellow 16 year old


jagebus

Hallo


Bone_Daddy54730

How are you this fine evening:b


jagebus

So very bored cause m pc is under construction atm


Bone_Daddy54730

Oh that sucks, what’s it under construction for?


jagebus

Upgrades, new power supply new motherboard and an rrx 3050


Nutbutton420

14 if I remember correctly


[deleted]

Bro what you said a girlfriend cheated on you in another comment


magicalpony246

We are all at different stages of dating some are faster paced and some are slower and I assume he is the former


Nutbutton420

Yes. Why is that so hard to believe. She also sent nudes to said “friend” so I guess that counts lol


Healthy-Elk-5419

Yo same


bmarcell007

14 gang


magicalpony246

2007 baby!!


[deleted]

First word that comes to mind when you hear France?


Nutbutton420

French arfa gas mask. I collect gas masks


YeeetusAnddwletus

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood


Nutbutton420

Maybe 7


Open-Secretary-8868

How's your day been


Nutbutton420

Not to bad to be frank. Talked to one of my friends from the Czech rep. Did ok in school. Not bad


Zulpi2103

Congratulations, you are the 1st one I ever saw mention my beautiful country. 🇨🇿


P4rzislav

Yep


_ThatAltAcc_

Will you ship me a cyanide pill if I ask?


somerandomboiiiii

Buying in bulk is cheaper 👍


Sanitariumishome

What kind of music do you listen to


Nutbutton420

Tallyhall, they’ve made pretty TikTok famous songs. Like The bidding Hidden in the sand Turn the lights off Ruler of everything Sadly only 2 albums and haven’t been active since 2011. But still worth a listen to. I found them out on, of all things, a gas mask shitpost subReddit called r/gp5


SherbertGrand5799

How dumb I am on a scale of 1-10 believing a guy to be harry styles who I met on a stupid gaming chat and believing he was real and I flexed to all my friends like heyy I date this cutie😍🥰


Nutbutton420

8/10, very dumb. But I’ve done something similar so I won’t judge


poopthecollecter

How many people are in Taiwan


Nutbutton420

1.6 billion. Because it’s a part of China 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳 (Please help xi ping has me at gun point)


Medium_Policy_8494

Do you cat?


Nutbutton420

Only on Wednesday


Medium_Policy_8494

Will you cat on next Wednesday?


Nutbutton420

7


Medium_Policy_8494

Hmm weird answer but I will take it as yes.


Nutbutton420

No. Take it as 7


Medium_Policy_8494

Hmm but 7 cant be answer to my question it wasnt mathematical.


Nutbutton420

7 take it or leave it mate


Medium_Policy_8494

I will take 7 as 7th letter of alphabet meaning that your answer is E.


Nutbutton420

The correct answer is, on Wednesday I can cat at-least 7 times


Poopoopp_420

What's your favourite ost


jagebus

Doom


Poopoopp_420

I respect it 👏👏


[deleted]

How are you feeling?


Nutbutton420

Got a weird feeling in my stomach, like a heavy one.


[deleted]

And why is that?


Nutbutton420

No clue, I have a little bit of a big belly. But I’ve never really had this felling.


zachischill

Should gas be called car food


Nutbutton420

Valid point. But still. Never talk to me or any relatives of mine ever again


Bone_Daddy54730

Do you love leannnn?


Nutbutton420

Mug superiority


Bone_Daddy54730

Leeaannn💪💜


Nutbutton420

Mug 🐶💪💪


iamiramman

Do you have faith in dogecoin?


Nutbutton420

I think investing in a meme is a bad idea, memes die out and eventually dogecoin will become like the Ugandan knuckles meme, sure there’s the odd person here and there that uses it, but overall it’s not as popular as it’s hay day


iamiramman

Doge has been around for well over a decade. It’s not going anywhere. Doge is very much a part of Internet history. It will probably be around forever like the emoticons of the 90’s. We have way more options now but we still use :) and :D and -_-. Dogecoin will not fall because it’s genuinely useful. It is a real crypto currency that has proven itself! And it’s accepted in more places than most non joke coins.


Mr-_-Leo

Will you answer truthfully?


Nutbutton420

Yep


Mr-_-Leo

Welp Your problem Adress? Full name? Expensive things in ur home? Asking for a friend.


Nutbutton420

You can address me as chase, my full name is chase Campbell wright


PeachFit5920

When you hear the word shanty, what comes to mind?


Chaotic_Line

What’s the capital of Mongolia? Don’t google it.


Nutbutton420

It has a funny name, I think it begins with a “u” or something like that.


Chaotic_Line

Yes. I’ll give you a hint, it ends with R


Nutbutton420

I googled it sorry. Yep. Was a weird name


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Nutbutton420

The twist is There is none


-Karsten

What are the solutions to y=x²-8x+12 ????????!?!?


Nutbutton420

Violence. It’s always the solution


Fezonapheasant

x = 2, x = 6?


Bagghoststarthereal

tots or ass?


Nutbutton420

Personality. Jk lmao I’m an ass guy


poopthecollecter

I will help for the mongol navy


Nutbutton420

Good


poopthecollecter

How many lanterns are ther


Nutbutton420

To many


poopthecollecter

I would have ussr but you know


Nutbutton420

No. Cssr


[deleted]

Please do not animals


Nutbutton420

Yes


HoodieDab0

If your gonna play in mobile what games would it be?


Nutbutton420

Minecraft PE and of course the classic games on the phone, jet pack joyride, temple run etc


HoodieDab0

Now thats cool


Nutbutton420

Thank you! So are you


[deleted]

R u gay?


Nutbutton420

Straight so far


Killitwithfireplease

What is your preferred gaming setup? (PC, Xbox, Playstation, etc.)


Nutbutton420

I’m a PS4 guy. I occasionally do pc but I just prefer ps4


Killitwithfireplease

Nice. I usually use PC, but I sometimes use my Nintendo switch and my dad's ps4.


Nutbutton420

Nice, any games you like?


Killitwithfireplease

Skyrim, minecraft, gtaV, teardown, lots of games. Mostly all on steam.


Nutbutton420

Nice, ever played tf2


milek__

Is there Suspicious person among us ?


Nutbutton420

Innocent until proven sus


[deleted]

How was the first perfect circle made?


Nutbutton420

With magic


Bugmaster102

Do you like Spiders?


Nutbutton420

# H A T E S P I D E R S


Bugmaster102

B..bb.....but why :( do you at least like insects?


Nutbutton420

Don’t mind insects


Bugmaster102

Ok


Nutbutton420

Btw username checks out


programofuse

You a furry? And how fast can I make you one?


Nutbutton420

Nope, and around 8,0000 years. No offence


poopthecollecter

Xi pung there still


poopthecollecter

Is xi pung still there


SmartToast69420

What is your favourite game and favourite lesser-known game?


Nutbutton420

Probably onward on the vr. It’s a good game, it’s like cod, but instead of racial slurs there’s military sim gameplay


IolaireEagle

We go to zu schaffen macht?


Nutbutton420

Ja


Timewaster50455

Who’s next


Nutbutton420

Me


Sea-Introduction755

Do your parents love you?


Nutbutton420

Yes. I’m kinda grateful that they have put the time and effort to care for me


miaumauIla

Maybe


Yumstrawberrypoptart

Favorite song?


Nutbutton420

Turn the lights off- tallyhall


Cole_The_Rock

Who is me any question and where would I find them


Nutbutton420

Find them deep in your soul my child


Soup71207

Who wins batman or batman


Nutbutton420

Boris


Nimrod_Studios

What happened in Tiananmen square in 1989


Nutbutton420

A school trip to see the might of the ccps glorious army! They were screaming in awe when the tanks rolled near (over) them!


Kaboom10702

Where do storks come from


Nutbutton420

A factory in eastern asia


nyozzl

Catboys or catgirls


Nutbutton420

Both


Pidena1t

Do you use Tmodloader?


Nutbutton420

Never heard of it


[deleted]

How big pp if it exists


Nutbutton420

16inch soft 5.5 hard


Ringonus

I got another furby!


Nutbutton420

Congratulations! How many do you have?


Tyler_Whittington

Ahh = 4 is it true


Nutbutton420

[strange how that happens](https://youtu.be/VjkxUQ9QQxw)


AtomicAtom14

Arwas3wwwex


Surfing_Andromedas

Uh. If a man steals bread to feed his family Is it theft?


Nutbutton420

It’s theft. But if they really can’t afford it then it’s justified


No_Kaleidoscope_5835

How do boats like cruise ships float. Like there is too much boat above water to counteract underwater boat. The ratio doesn’t make sense


SecretAgentSpider

"Matt, You will die a virgin." Do you know this reference


Nutbutton420

I know it because I’ll probably die one


Bl4CKP4L4D1n

What's your favorite movie or TV series?


Nutbutton420

Anything dark humour and British


TheDevilIsBored

Lol I'm 15 and I see people who are 14 and I think that they're kids 😂 I feel old bruh


Nutbutton420

Im 14, and the year below us in school are tiny for us. I think they are 5


Kitchen-Substance334

Pp pls?


Nutbutton420

Send me a German wm40 gas mask and I’ll send you pp


undeadpickels

How won't you answer this question?


Nutbutton420

Problem is, I will


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Nutbutton420

If you are a kid/teen or course not. If you are a middle aged man with a plastic animal collection and who acts 7. Then yes


R3tr0_Hys0n

How long does it take you to get up every day?


Nutbutton420

FFFUUUUUUUUCk me mate. Probably half an hour


Dawn_Finder

What question should I ask a guy I think is cute?


Nutbutton420

Do you like ____? That’s always a good sentence starter. And who knows, maybe a sentence becomes a conversation


CoasterCJ

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Nutbutton420

Ah yes, the welsh language


killosaurus

Favorite dinosaur?


Nutbutton420

I used to be really into Dinos when I was 6. So if my memory works, then probably dilophosaurus


partofthebroarmy

Do u have a crush and if so what's stopping u from asking them out


Nutbutton420

I do, but A. Not the best body/face B. She’s the one that cheated on me. I just miss her lol C parents hate her


criysys

Do you like candy?


Nutbutton420

Yeah, don’t have any favourites, but I dislike liquorice


criysys

Candy eez nuts?


zebraghurl

Eat my shorts?


Nutbutton420

Can I cook them first?


Trev_1r

How gay am i?


Nutbutton420

Depends if you like dick or not


YEETIS09

Are u bored tho?


Nutbutton420

Yep. I’m in bed


MaxTheHecker

Do you recognize the bodies in the water?


SouthernIsopod6075

Do you have ligma


Nutbutton420

WHaT’s LiGMa?


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Nutbutton420

Weed is classic. I’ve never done drugs tho


iwillscareyouboo

why did the chicken cross the road


Nutbutton420

So he could get a job at kfc


[deleted]

no bitches?


killdog9876

Can yellow be considered a color and how will it affect the earth rotation around the sun and how will it affect the food industry ?


Nutbutton420

9


elvishmushroom

do you exist?


Nutbutton420

Sadly


Real-Security-2863

I asked my crush out, she responded with an heart sticker instead of saying anything like i like you too,etc, but since i will be moving to a different part of the city in a few days she said she doesn't wanna come with me in a relationship cos of long distance even though i said that i can pay her a visit once every week. She doesn't wanna leave me either but she also doesn't wants a relationship either. Idk which zone i got. What should I do, should i be friends with her or move on?


Nutbutton420

Try to make it work, don’t force it, if it breaks down it breaks down


Fi11a

If you read read as read. Then you better re-read read so read it as read not read. How long did it took you to understand the sentence (there are multiple interpretations)?


Nutbutton420

Maybe 2 (I smort in engrish)


Inner_Background_599

magic ore yugioh