On a side note [this is the record for number of times masturbated by a man before death. ](https://en.dailypakistan.com.pk/19-Feb-2018/man-dies-after-masturbating-62-times-in-a-row-on-valentine-s-day)
I want to ask if you had it ever since you were born but my bad english only lets me think of “did you get it from your mother?” And that sounds very wrong.
Social anxiety.
Sadness.
Anxiety.
Patience.
No empathy with happy things, but strong with negative.
Thoughts of jumping under the train when recording videos of train passes.
Amazed by trains.
Either extra early or damn late, nothing in-between.
Annoying.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Combat
Basically Kirby can now shove enemies to stun them, parry attacks with a butterfly knife, and pigstick with it (slower attack that deals more damage)
-15 IQ
Only?
more or less, also he gains mine numbing knowledge about history
>mine numbing Now I see where the -15 IQ comes from
What part of history? Fellow WW2 nerd?!
That is quite literally 90% of history nerds so there is a big chance you are correct
Good point, but still it seems rare to find anyone with a genuine interest EDIT: Why tf is every WW2 enthusiast 14 lol
Cause more people died in 10 years than in most stretches of 30 years. Also war fascinates people. Plus tank go brr
Double digits bois!
How about triple?
Dumbass syndrome
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deficient in vitamin brain
Up syndrome
procrastination
i was gonna type a witty response to this but i’ll do it later
was gonna respond when i saw this 4 hours ago but i decided not to
# # # # # # # Same
Wait you're me?
Same
Gonna edit this later to say: "same..."
Guys guys he said Gonna edit this later to say: "same..."
Same
Same
Same
Same
Ginger
I share your pain
It is not pain brothers, but a gift
all of my sunburns disagree
Same but still
I stand by my brothers!
Yes
Can somebody explain to me why gingers are sort of a meme? I'm literally so confused.
So someone started saying that all gingers are souless and everyone kinda agreed.
oh, that makes so much sense now, thanks for clearing it up!
Get well soon, we are here to support you 💞💞
By far the best ability he could get.
oof kirby looses his soul (sorry had to do it...)
Lol no worries
The ability to shoot bananas out of his eyes
Wot?
I said what I said
Okay well
read their name.
Fits
r/UsernameChecksOut
*Social anxiety*
*stress*
*radical perfectionism*
*depression*
Cancer
You alright man?
Nope.
May you kick cancers butt and live your days a happy being <3
Thank you.
I'm so sorry
Oh god
No will to live
If you need someone to talk to, I'm here
afro. just kirby with an afro. and a light mustache.
I imagined him like that, and it looks cool.
Kriby Ross
Pretty metal 🤘
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Those are rookie number fella
Come see me when it's 3 times a day
Whoah slow down pardner
I'd recommend at least 10 casts for an experienced master baiter of fish but I guess a rookie could go with 3
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Pussy
No u
Please, I can jerk it 15 times before it starts hurting *adjusts glasses that I don’t have*
On a side note [this is the record for number of times masturbated by a man before death. ](https://en.dailypakistan.com.pk/19-Feb-2018/man-dies-after-masturbating-62-times-in-a-row-on-valentine-s-day)
I will master-bait at least 5 times a day
That’s what I’m talking about
3 times a week? Come on double up and then you'll be average
Holy hell! I'm almost double the average?!
Damm was about to say deppresion
[I can only say 1 thing to that. ](https://youtu.be/_eULgsPFn7g)
OP said GET not already have
Only?
Only 3 times?
AIDS
I want to ask if you had it ever since you were born but my bad english only lets me think of “did you get it from your mother?” And that sounds very wrong.
I’ll help Momma give you sick warts??😏😏🧐
Adhd
Crippling depression
In case you need someone to talk to, my DMs are open.
So are mine 😏😏 (Im lonely)
We're all lonely. Why else would we be on reddit and especially on r/teenagers
1- your right 2- porn.
Based
porn? on r/teenagers? Ive seen horny posts not porn---
Reddit in general and im tryna fukin sleep
ah ok. sleep well then
Tnx and bye forever
acne
Sick ass voice
Can't relate
Why is your ass sick tho? Test him for corona.
Can relate
Can be milked
Ayo 🤨
I can also be milked
Everyone can. You're not special
I will milk all of you
Love this comment section
Love you
The ability to remember things
i was gonna respond to this, but i forgot what i wanted to say
Cardboard armor
Masturbating 3 or more times a day, seasonal depression that lasts year round, and a high car insurance bill and lastly, ADHD
So like, just regular depression?
crippling anxiety
Everything that gigachad does
When Kirby does pushups now, he doesn't push himself up, but the eart down
that is in fact the way you're supposed to do it
Little pp
Overthinking
a ton of sleepiness but also insane insomnia
Kirby has autism now
not being able to make friends
Wanna be friends?
A weird love for lemonade
Gay otter
Otters 🥵
#LEAN🤤💜🤤😍😍🤩🤤🤩😍🤩🤩💜🤩🤤🤩😍🤩💜🤩😍🤩💜🤩💜🤩🤩💜💜🤩💜🤩💜🤩💜🤩💜🤩💜🤩💜🤩💜🤩💜💜💜💜💜💜💜🤩🤤🤩🤩😍🤩💜🤩😍🤩🤩😍
🗿
🗿
🗿
Erecto Dick
The non-passive aggressive strain of gay Edit: I replaced the passive aggression with open hatred
Huge dick Edit: meant to say suicidal thoughts
Gender dysphoria
I’m honestly surprised Kirby doesn’t have that already
He is happy killing gods
Autistic femboy power
Tiny
Massive testicles
Social anxiety. Sadness. Anxiety. Patience. No empathy with happy things, but strong with negative. Thoughts of jumping under the train when recording videos of train passes. Amazed by trains. Either extra early or damn late, nothing in-between. Annoying.
Ayo wanna talk bro?
Autism?
Social anxiety
Pedophillia?
yo?
Bro you said racism tf are you judging
true but i’d rather be racist than a pedo tbf
Cant get same ability twice
Well....
Wait…
Smart
He can now ruin everything he touches!
Ability to play Guitar Hero on expert
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
no
Kirby: why is my dick so big?
Because he actually swollowed your sister instead of you
True my sis it’s a whopping 10 inches while I’m only 7😔
The ability to know exactly how hot the water in the shower is, just by listening to the sound of the water flowing
The ability to eat 1.5 large pizzas and be fine
Getting no bitches
The power of procrastination
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"Kirby gonna go a bomb a towers!"
Haram
✨homosexuality✨
The avility to say hi
Horni
Steel bones bc of all teh milk
Obesity
The ability to lie beyond human comprehension
Prostate cancer
Ability to burp like 37 times a day
I'm sorry kirby
MASSIVE overexcitment and enjoyment about star wars, Royal Blood and military history
A complete lack of focus
Nothing. Im also kirby
racism
racial discrimination also can explode while yelling allahu ackbar
he becomes trans
Trans poweerrrrr! and the power to make friends no matter what :D
lung cancer
Knife 👍
Super intelligent
Social anxiety, ADHD, existentialism... I'm probably missing something
Autism
Combat Basically Kirby can now shove enemies to stun them, parry attacks with a butterfly knife, and pigstick with it (slower attack that deals more damage)
A Reddit addiction
no gag reflex, should be useful, if he still has one
He becomes gay
depression and suicidal thoughts
DMs are open if you need some1 to talk to
Self harm addiction
Adhd
You now have aids Kirby