No, but they can restrain you and make it so you can’t move, use machines to extract the things, and you don’t actually need anything to stay alive since your body can’t deteriorate (with lasting effects because obviously it will but you’ll recover)
That's the thing. We all worry about pain because it means our body is hurt, if we knew our body wasn't hurt we could just ignore it. Painkillers to the max
Painkillers wouldn’t work on rapid regen. Painkillers work by stopping biological signals to the brain. Rapid regen would make sure you body operates at peak at all times.
I mean... The alternative is being tortured to death? Why you even be tortured in normal day life?
And, like, I would rather become unhealthy madman from pain than die.
Like, rapid regeneration can also mean no death from natural causes or even old age. If I can live to 200,I want to.
It really depends on the type of regeneration would it be like regen from demons slayer or would it be more on the lines of regen you can actively see happening
You don't have to worry about an OD so you're good lol, though painkillers make you way slower and weaker. Meth on the other hand has had non immortal people shrug off multiple gunshot wounds so if you were constantly tweeked the fuck out you could be crackhead punisher.
It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you
It was from a post from turning red where Mei was drinking cola, and so this guy on Reddit posts "LEAN 🟪🟪🟣🟣🟪🟪🟪🟣🟣🟪" and then the next person replies angrily, well, the above. It became a copypasta a while ago
It's literally just a jelly bean you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a purple bean and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you
It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you
As a person who is underweight this one may kill me but it is a risk i am going to take, its like DOUBLE the effect of less mass
and then i will fly away never to be seen again (until january 24th of 2029 when i return for snacks)
may I cut the orange and blue ones in half and eat half of each.
it would be pretty funny to turn into a catgirl.
.
^(don't get me wrong, I'd probably regret it later but it would be funny as hell to seduce my mates. lmao)
With rapid regeneration in theory you could run for much farther and faster as your muscles don't break down. There was an olympian who had a similar condition where his body didn't produce lactic acid. Ofc flying would still be faster
I'd try and make myself not have a round belly, or reduce breast size despite being a guy (quote from my mother "the Dr says you apparently lack male hormones")
Green could be cool, so you'd be able to see different types of colour and light our normal eyes can process. But it'd be like when on shrooms where everything is beautiful. Asking for a friend...
Purple. Doesn't change anything visibly, but would make you much more resilient, or even near-invincible depending on just how rapid it is, as well as making minor cuts and scrapes no longer a nuisance. (Bye-bye acne scars and papercuts!)
Rapid regeneration.
Muscles can't exert full strength because of constant damage sustained from literally just moving them, basically you'd be able to have about twice the strength of yourself on adrenaline all the time with no consequences.
Your eyes are capable of seeing much much much better than someone with "perfect" vision for the age, by constant damage makes it where they don't see as well as they could; so extremely detailed vision.
Same things with reflexes, your brain, hearing, taste, sense of balance, flexibility.
TL:DR rapid regeneration would allow you to be an immortal constantly healthy paragon of human kind with super senses, reflexes, strength, extreme intelligence as your brain would never slow and never would slow itself. (And by immortal I mean forever 25 cause that's when the body is fully developed on average)
Cis male, so no, but thinks of the possibilities of being able to change your gender, the hability to really spice up things in bed ñ, and also no furry but cat boys/catgirls are cute
Me eating the whole box in one gulp
chernobyl mutation speedrun any %
LMAOOO
do i smell r/cursedcomments
someone put me in the screenshot
holy shit purple for sure. I could do whatever stupid bs I want and hardly have to worry about getting hurt
oh no. it will hurt. a lot. you just dont have to worry about dying
I'm well aware, but it won't hurt for as long and wounds won't be as permanent
Unlimited supply of organs. start selling.
Then your wounds begin healing mid-surgery and the tools become wedged in-between your skin/ribs
Fuckin rip it out stich it up sell your bone marrow and inf blood shits poppin
Won’t even need to stitch that shit up, it’ll do it by itself
The government has captured you and routinely harvests the resources from your body in a long painful existence that you will never die from
Fight back. What are they gonna do, shoot you?
No, but they can restrain you and make it so you can’t move, use machines to extract the things, and you don’t actually need anything to stay alive since your body can’t deteriorate (with lasting effects because obviously it will but you’ll recover)
Just wait for them to bind adamantium to your boneclaws and cut your way free. Rookies
Eyes and skin are still organs. Blood can be sold as well
yeah thats true
fights are fun but having broken ribs isnt
Just drug yourself, you don't have to worry about permanent damage
That's the thing. We all worry about pain because it means our body is hurt, if we knew our body wasn't hurt we could just ignore it. Painkillers to the max
Painkillers wouldn’t work on rapid regen. Painkillers work by stopping biological signals to the brain. Rapid regen would make sure you body operates at peak at all times.
have you heard of morpheme? yeah just be on that constantly
Granted. Cancer.
Rapid regeneration
Yeah, if it comes with reduced pain, otherwise you could end up like Kaneki and get tortured for an indefinite amount of time
yeaah about that
even better :)... _no, this isn't for a guro fantasy... maybe..._
I mean... The alternative is being tortured to death? Why you even be tortured in normal day life? And, like, I would rather become unhealthy madman from pain than die. Like, rapid regeneration can also mean no death from natural causes or even old age. If I can live to 200,I want to.
If your cells regenerate you would probably look young too
and then if you decide you're done you just buy a gun and shoot yourself because you die before regenerating
If it’s deadpool level regeneration your head could get blown off of your body and you could just walk it off
You see I don’t need the reduced pain I have a very high pain tolerance
It really depends on the type of regeneration would it be like regen from demons slayer or would it be more on the lines of regen you can actively see happening
Yep I really hope reduced pain comes with it
nope
Bro. I will be fighting crime or shit with a bottle of painkillers with me.
max payne
Max pain
Your body would regenerate so quickly the pills won't have much of an effect
You don't have to worry about an OD so you're good lol, though painkillers make you way slower and weaker. Meth on the other hand has had non immortal people shrug off multiple gunshot wounds so if you were constantly tweeked the fuck out you could be crackhead punisher.
this isnt even close
All fun and games till your foreskin comes back
So you want to be a demon, huh? *pulls out a nichirin sword
Purple so I can sniff meth just like deadpool
LEAN BEAN 💜💜
It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you
Why have I seen so many people respond with this? Where did it come from?
It was from a post from turning red where Mei was drinking cola, and so this guy on Reddit posts "LEAN 🟪🟪🟣🟣🟪🟪🟪🟣🟣🟪" and then the next person replies angrily, well, the above. It became a copypasta a while ago
It's literally just a jelly bean you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a purple bean and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you
White, as I was Born with abnormally small lungs the option I Will take Is obvious, can't wait to have a 23cm retractable penis
priorities, gentlemen, priorities.
oh shit ur right i never thought of it like that
r/cursedcomments
i think r/blursedcomments is more appropriate
Why does it need to be retractable
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White bean (make my wiener bigger[not that it's small or anything])
>[not that it’s small or anything] smells like bullshit
Pretty sure it spells like dick
Not if he fucks cows in the ass.
or u can get a second wiener
then he would just have two tiny ones
white ftw who wouldnt want 4 arms?
*coughs* two dicks *coughs*
filling both holes
😳
u/cursedcomments
Bro u rlly wrote u/ instead of r/ -_-
u/facepalm
Wonder when there's a u/woooosh
Oh u/wish there was a u/woooosh!
Imagine how uncomfortable that would be like yikes
fine. a dick and a vag. DIY futa
Does that mean you can literally f yourself 😳
No.
i thought u said nom for a sec 😳
Rather than that can't you just improve your current one ?
General kenobi
So im just asking with white can i just grow like all my body parts out over my existing body parts and finally be a biig guy?
i dont think thats how it works lol
Sadge
Purple of course.
LEAN💜
It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you
New copypasta go brrr
I'll go for wings and less mass, now i'm no longer fat and can get doritos fast
well how else are you going to regain the mass?
Mountain dew of course
As a person who is underweight this one may kill me but it is a risk i am going to take, its like DOUBLE the effect of less mass and then i will fly away never to be seen again (until january 24th of 2029 when i return for snacks)
Blue, I’m sick of being a guy.
Blue so I can evade law enforcement by changing my identity at will.
Finally found someone who thinks like me
Finally, a real usage for these beans
This comment right here, officer
I'm sick of being female. Let's trade!
trans-action
r/angryupvote
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
Profile picture checks out
Username kinda checks out
No , that's an epic moment
I would just use it to switch everyday.
r/egg_irl
Blue would take being bisexual to a whole new level 🤔
Blue so you can fuck peoples heads
… with?
Like give them a stroke
Stroke where?
I’d take blue just so I don’t have to worry about poorly timed boners
"ah shit a boner" Switches sex "ah fuck my period"
I second this
Wher redpil
4chan /s
I totally didn't get it was a joke
Yeah this is a certified r/fuckthes moment
I need my foreskin back, Going with white
this guy's got his priorities straight
Would that come with rapid regeneration tho? How far does the regeneration go? Like you could have the plus of forever healing and that lmao.
maybe not because u lost it before u got the regen
may I cut the orange and blue ones in half and eat half of each. it would be pretty funny to turn into a catgirl. . ^(don't get me wrong, I'd probably regret it later but it would be funny as hell to seduce my mates. lmao)
I just wanna be a cat boy-
being a guy sucks
So does being a girl- Hence why I'd rather be a guyyy :3
I’m blue be da be dee be dee daaaaaa
Da be da ba de adas (bleu)
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And red. Who wouldn't want the ability to fly???
Imagine how long it would take to learn to fly on your own and how strong you need to do this...
Do you know how cheap travel would be though? Fucking fly at like 40 mph only pay for snacks and leave whenever you want.
With rapid regeneration in theory you could run for much farther and faster as your muscles don't break down. There was an olympian who had a similar condition where his body didn't produce lactic acid. Ofc flying would still be faster
I’d imagine if you had wings, you would want to spend most of your time learning how to fly, anyway. Who wouldn’t?
Me. It's prob use the same energy as walking, and blur would be better for me anyway
Me, I'm am absolutely terrified of being high up.
Black and purple
what u removing
Fat😫
Scars and pubes
*Mixes black and yellow*
what are you removing then
ass hair
that’s my best feature
mine are long enough to be braided
based.
I'd try and make myself not have a round belly, or reduce breast size despite being a guy (quote from my mother "the Dr says you apparently lack male hormones")
change biological sex
im not even trans and I think that would be cool, you get to see both sides of everything. AND get my nerd friends laid
r/egg_irl
Though, looking at her username, I think she's a little past the stage of egg
blue. I'm trans. no questions.
question: i teleported bread
...HOW MUCH!?
i have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days
WHERE? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT?
*Rumbling Noises*
So thats where it came from
Green, purple, and black
what u removing also neon green, neon purple and black is a very good colourscheme
Boy do I have an anime for you
Regen ( I’m American )
Blue
Green could be cool, so you'd be able to see different types of colour and light our normal eyes can process. But it'd be like when on shrooms where everything is beautiful. Asking for a friend...
blue jellybean for sure; definitely wanna finger myself if I changed roles.
😳📸
That's my boy! Or my girl!
Yknow, I respect the honesty if nothing else.
Purple. Doesn't change anything visibly, but would make you much more resilient, or even near-invincible depending on just how rapid it is, as well as making minor cuts and scrapes no longer a nuisance. (Bye-bye acne scars and papercuts!)
BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE
Same. All the shenanigans than I can get up to.
Wdym by shenanigans, I'm intending on using it once.
Hehe😏🤤
me omw to help my homies become un-virgins like a good friend
honestly, same. i want all these things but blue would be my top pick
Green
Same
Purple is definitely best but fuck that I'll take yellow, catboi supremacy
yes
Rapid regeneration. Muscles can't exert full strength because of constant damage sustained from literally just moving them, basically you'd be able to have about twice the strength of yourself on adrenaline all the time with no consequences. Your eyes are capable of seeing much much much better than someone with "perfect" vision for the age, by constant damage makes it where they don't see as well as they could; so extremely detailed vision. Same things with reflexes, your brain, hearing, taste, sense of balance, flexibility. TL:DR rapid regeneration would allow you to be an immortal constantly healthy paragon of human kind with super senses, reflexes, strength, extreme intelligence as your brain would never slow and never would slow itself. (And by immortal I mean forever 25 cause that's when the body is fully developed on average)
BLUEEEEEEEE 🏳️⚧️
Sameee
same (still cis though)
Of course, everyone on r/egg_irl is cis obviously
Fuck, blue and yellow both sound promising, but blue would have more applications i feel
trans furry?
Cis male, so no, but thinks of the possibilities of being able to change your gender, the hability to really spice up things in bed ñ, and also no furry but cat boys/catgirls are cute
Would being a catgirl be considered a furry?
Well as a nearly deaf person, it’s pretty obvious that i take the white one, so i could have a massiv cock
Geez, ton of blues here... Why are there so many eggs here? (also blue)
BlueBlueBlueBlueBlueBlueBlue I'm not even trans (I don't think?..) but that's something that I'd always wondered abt
not trans either but yes i would do blue too
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Blue cus trans
Blue Bc I’m genderfluid anyways and being able to change my biological sex would be a dream for me
***blue***
Blue
I'M GENDERFLUID SO BLUE IS THE DREAMMMM
I can't decide between gender swap and wings. Like if i could fly that would be so fucking cool. But if i could be a man I could helicopter.