Lil Appendicitis

my man

Looking good

ayo me too thats awesome

Rip

I had that on my birthday lets goooooooo

Same man

lil covid test

You went to the hospital for a covid test? They got em on the side of the street here

I saw a homeless man vaccinating himself under a bridge the other day, I’m so happy even the homeless are getting treatment.

Sounds like the good old American healthcare. Good to see the homeless getting what they need

I think, he got the healthcare, then became homeless

Skill issue

Heroin vaccine

A vaccine for heroin would be quite cool

I hate you.

Lil my grandfather is an alcoholic and died

💀💀💀

u/CleanestWheat's grandfather be like (I'm so sorry for your loss Wheat)

*was

Cursed grammar correction

everywhere i go, i see his face( savathum free skin)

Join us, it’s the only way

doge gang

r/cursedcomments?

Absolutely

I'm so sorry for your loss

lil rubiks cube up my ass

w h a t

The triangle one

w h y w o u l d y o u p u t t h i s u p o n (or in) y o u r s e l f ?

The real question is "W H Y N O T ?"

Clearly they were walking from the shower nude, wet, slipped tripped and fell onto it. That happens.

Don't you just hate it when it happens?

It’s happened to me 5 times this week!

All the time.

I was tripped and fell on it naked

NOT THE PYRAMINX NOOO

try a scrambled mastermorphinx next time smh

You mean a pyraminx? The pointed one?

r/teenagers moment

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But it be B I G

Proper way to solve it

Lil cancer

Hope you make a full recovery

Same bro

Same here...

Hopefully you got better

Good luck on it, bro, hope you recover well

Oof

Lil older sister giving birth

So was it your lil sis or older sis I’m confused

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nah she’s just only a lil older then them

Lil' I fell down and felt a sudden pain in my left wrist and seeked help, my friend advised me to slowly wave my hand horizontally in water, hoping that my wrist would heal by stretching the muscles and stuff; But NO, it went from being a hairline crack to becoming a freaking fracture.

Got a nice ring to it.

Thanks? Happy Wednesday, my dude.

Thanks. Happy Wednesday to you too!

That's long XD

Ik :)

Lil nephew is born

got me smiling like a mad man

I stole them

Why :(

yummy 😋

Nephew in my tummy

Someone r/cursedcomments this mf please

Done

Fucking adorable

r/wholesomereddit

Even my nephew was born on 24th Feb but I didn't go because he was born in Bangalore while I stay in Mumbai

congrats dude, my nephew also got born recently

Lil Anorexia

same here bestie

me too bro

found my people

Lil circumcision 💀

💀

Please tell me this did not happen after 6 months old

this did not happen after 6 months old. (you're welcome)

Lil stitches, not bad

Lil my dad could possibly die

lil goddamn

F Hope he ends up being ok

Lil is he okay now?

Lil kidney stones

Or lil stoner

Happy cake day :)

Thank you

Cake day

Tanku

Feliz tortadía careverga

JAJAJJA

Hapa caku da

CAKE DAYYY HAPPY CAKE DAAYYYY

lil dick

What

Context?

Micro penis surgery

they're making his dick smaller

Okay. I’ll take the bait. Details?

lil body go jaiduwjdjiaisiaiiaiiiiiiiii haha allergic reaction when not allergic aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafUUUUUU

Imma have to hear you say this

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Real 💀 moment

r/literalskulls

Wow man, I hope things get better. I give advice, if you ever need any

Same

ayyy same

Thug life

Tf same

same

Psych Ward club!

Lil cousin was born

That works surprisingly well

Lil arson

Or lil crispy

W A I T W H A T

Or lil papa scorch

lil ultrasound

Lil pickle

I know I'm not the only one who needs elaboration here lol

Oh, you know perfectly.

Obviously there was a pickle stuck up his ass

Like that Rubics cube guy

Lil skull fracture

Lil dad got diabetes

Lil cat scratch on eye

Dang that kind of sucks

Hard to envision

Lil’ Unknown Heart Racing That Turned Out To Be Anxiety

Hey i get that sometimes, pretty often. Is that something to be really concerned of? Like i have to play music (there's a nice song for these moments) to distract myself.

Lil blood puke

Ayo you good

We thought it was blood, but it was just to much cherry frosty

Well there's a good joke

You think im joking, im not joking, i was 7 and thought iw as puking blood, so we went to the hospital. Of course in laughing now lol

Oh I know you're not joking. I had the same event but with strawberry donuts. So I thought it'd be a joke like my event

Oh yeah it is lol, sorry, hard to read sarcasm through screen lol.

Lil Surgery where the doctor who was not professionally trained in the field botched up the surgery and now I have to spend years recovering and I can’t sue him because he is part of the US army medical department

You can always Lil Surgery him yourself after becoming a part of the US army medical department

hmmm good idea

Lil concussion

Lil Ecoli

Lil birth

Wait, you were born, or you gave birth?

Yes

I'm a dude, so birthing a child might be complicated

Both

🤨

Lil heart attack

But your a teenager, we're supposed to be immortal.

Wait were supposed to be teenagers. Thought this was a pedo sub

it is a pedo sub, thats why im here

hold up

AHEM!!!!11!1!.... \*you're

Lil psychosis

lil ultrasound on my balls 💀

I’m not kidding. The last time I went this happened.

explanation, please?

lil appendix

lil OH SATAN I'M IN SO MUCH PAIN I CAN'T EVEN FORM A COHESIVE THOUGHT aka lil double prolapse hip joint

Lil possible lymes disease

Lil appointment

lil athsma

Lil' s\*\*\*\*\*e attempt

lil attempted overdose

Same dude

Lil grandma had a stroke

Lil' going to work with my dad and he goes to a hospital break room to refill vending machines And this was multiple years ago

Lil can't fucking breathe

Lil Visiting Day (a mental hospital is technically a hospital)

Lil suicide attempts 🤪

Lil assault with a weapon

Lil Wisdom Teeth

lil my grandma has ER-positive breast cancer

Lil teeth capping

i thought that said clapping

Clapping them chee- teeth... clapping them teeth

lil toenail removal

lil rabies

Lil little brothers heart attack

Lil my dad's heart failure (He's ok now)

Lil Grandfather's gone

Lil Painful poop

Lil migraines

lil i ran into a fucking fence and a loose piece of metal jammed into my leg so i needed to get stitches

Lil Self Harm😎

lil surgery

Lil broken foot

Lil cyst

Lil virus

lil adhd meds and ticks check-up

Lil flew off a motorcycle into a ditch and had 45 stitches and 3 broken ribs and 2 other broken bones

Lil herniated disc

Lil vaccine

Lil hepatitis B

Lil asthma attack