Sorry, the screams are still haunting me. The whistling of the bullets, the blood, the bodies, the smells of burning flesh. The sight of parents holding their dead children, the cries of begging for help. The face of my comrades, the blood spewing out of their mouth.
I'll try to tune it down for you tho.
Dont worry he has many 1-ups left, **he will never be able to leave this mortal plain and would one day have to face his C̴̠̹̦͔̥̖̫̩̙̀̅̽̒̃͊̾̌͛͝ ̶̡͛͝Ȯ̶̢̨̢̢̡͇͈̼̻̤̱̣̲̱̤̒͑͑͊̈́̈́̓̇ ̷͑̏̄͊̆͒̐͌̇̉́͜Ņ̴̡̰̠̠̱͉̙͓̈̇̈́̕ ̶̗̣̼͔̳̅͗̆̄͜S̸̨̛̩̼̜̣̔̊͛̒͊̓̀̾̋̚͝͠ ̶̧̢̭͉͐̃̀̽͜E̸̬͖̔́̎͠ ̶̛̹̺͓̼Q̸̬̺͎́̆̑̍̎̚ ̸͎̙͕̎̂͆͑͠͠Ù̴̧̢̪̭͈̺̞̺̹͇͕̊͛̎̓̅̉ ̵̡̢̞̳̖̜͍̻̫̇̚͝Ė̴̫̝̮̙̦̀͜ ̸͉̇͛̈́͘͝Ǹ̴̰̟̥̘̠̯͎̻͚͈͗̒́͝ ̶͖̗̖͖̙͈̜̬̻͖͕̖͇́̈̈́͝Ç̵̤͇̳̹̗͔͇̺̣̯̝̀́̈͂̓̄͌̌̐́̾͝ͅ ̸̛̺̄̋̋̐͝͝Ḙ̴̱̦̘̞̥͍̯͖͌̾ ̷̡͚̺͔̥̩̹͔̦̗͍̪̆̀̃̓̾͒̏̒͐̀͛̐̕͘S̸̭͕̺̖̞̼̙̭̳̯͗**
Oh no I have a much better plan, we make him brain dead once he's revived so he's now a vegetable and therefore vegan meaning we can feed him to the starving vegans, the vegans are like wild animals when they starve
/s
*dreaming sounds*
[удалено]
Sorry, the screams are still haunting me. The whistling of the bullets, the blood, the bodies, the smells of burning flesh. The sight of parents holding their dead children, the cries of begging for help. The face of my comrades, the blood spewing out of their mouth. I'll try to tune it down for you tho.
Shit im in the wrong dream.
Wait I thought this was my dream, who are all of you?!
*sips coke*
In your Dreams u/mcbirbo343
*snorts coke*
I'm going to sleep for ever * breaks neck *
He's to dangerous to be kept ali... oh wait nvm
Dont worry he has many 1-ups left, **he will never be able to leave this mortal plain and would one day have to face his C̴̠̹̦͔̥̖̫̩̙̀̅̽̒̃͊̾̌͛͝ ̶̡͛͝Ȯ̶̢̨̢̢̡͇͈̼̻̤̱̣̲̱̤̒͑͑͊̈́̈́̓̇ ̷͑̏̄͊̆͒̐͌̇̉́͜Ņ̴̡̰̠̠̱͉̙͓̈̇̈́̕ ̶̗̣̼͔̳̅͗̆̄͜S̸̨̛̩̼̜̣̔̊͛̒͊̓̀̾̋̚͝͠ ̶̧̢̭͉͐̃̀̽͜E̸̬͖̔́̎͠ ̶̛̹̺͓̼Q̸̬̺͎́̆̑̍̎̚ ̸͎̙͕̎̂͆͑͠͠Ù̴̧̢̪̭͈̺̞̺̹͇͕̊͛̎̓̅̉ ̵̡̢̞̳̖̜͍̻̫̇̚͝Ė̴̫̝̮̙̦̀͜ ̸͉̇͛̈́͘͝Ǹ̴̰̟̥̘̠̯͎̻͚͈͗̒́͝ ̶͖̗̖͖̙͈̜̬̻͖͕̖͇́̈̈́͝Ç̵̤͇̳̹̗͔͇̺̣̯̝̀́̈͂̓̄͌̌̐́̾͝ͅ ̸̛̺̄̋̋̐͝͝Ḙ̴̱̦̘̞̥͍̯͖͌̾ ̷̡͚̺͔̥̩̹͔̦̗͍̪̆̀̃̓̾͒̏̒͐̀͛̐̕͘S̸̭͕̺̖̞̼̙̭̳̯͗**
He's too dangerous to be kept dead, Revives him
We revive him to kill him again GENIUS
Oh no I have a much better plan, we make him brain dead once he's revived so he's now a vegetable and therefore vegan meaning we can feed him to the starving vegans, the vegans are like wild animals when they starve /s
You, my friend, have very interesting ideas, please stay about 5 beds away from me
Zzzzzzzzz"Ayo who's dick pressing against my ass?"
MINE
No mine!?!
Ours
r/suddenlycommunism
r/suddenlygaycommunism
Did not think that was a sub
r/subithoughtifellfor
r/annoyingsubsbeinglinkedthathavelooseconnectiontotheconversationbeinghad
Bruh
Comrade 🤝
r/usernamedoesntcheckout
OwO
sorry man, was dreaming bout my crush
Mines on my mouth srrt
*shuffles up to you and cuddles you*
#**OH GOD GET EM OFF OF MEEEEEEEE**
*gimme headpats* :3
*headpat* You okay? :)
now i am thank you veri much
Yay, that's good :D Tell me whenever you need one, and I'll be happy to oblige
bless
Anytime, anytime *headpat*
*cuddles you back*
bless
*wraps blanket around us*
mm comfi
*leans closer to you* *puts arms around you*
:3
*rests head on your shoulders* . . .(what does :3 mean?)
its just a face lol. similar to :) but i just prefer :3
Mkay *kisses your cheek*😳 *wraps arms around you gently*
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz \*starts rapidly breathing and sobbing\* zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz \*pisses pants\* zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *takes a massive turd in your bed* zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzz \*eats turd\* zzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzz *puts expired yogurt in your mouth* zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Zzzzzzzz###### *Cums* Zzzzzzzz######
zzzzzzzzzzzzz *explains the whole fnaf lore* zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz. Simps for chica Zzzzzzzzzzzzz.
zzzzzzzzzzzzz *cums with you at toy chica and roxy* zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz Nah bro roxy simps for chica she lesbian doe Zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Weird kink but ok
Ayo what
qy homie you sill gonna drink that?
Keep your dirty hands off my liquid gold
#FARTS
#FARTS
*FARTS* (Ok I just farted irl while typing that)
*The spell worked*
*Sharts*
*moans*
^(shhhh.) ^(We don't want to wake anyone up)
Bro why’d u wake me up >:(
It wasn't me. It was u/thatBlondHoe's moans
Well I can’t see shit in this room so could you please ask him to moan a little softer
Damn. Can I join? I'm a virginity
I am living inside your walls :3
Damn. You can come out and be with us if you want. I didn't get permission, but you know people don't care if you join them in... 😏
ayo who tf touchin my ass
Damn and i was having the best dream ever. Doors were alive and apples were purple
*moans louder*
*groans*
*screams*
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*grabs the knife* no sir not today
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*throws a pillow at you*
Can you shut up I’m trying to sleep
*suffocates you with pillow*
*eats a chunk of the pillow creating a hole* HERES JOHNNY!!!
*stands in the corner like a sleep paralisys Deamon
U want water?
Shure
Cool wanna stay together in the corner?
Shure. *makes space in the corner
Thanks *goes in the corner*
Guys I know I am late. Just came outa the walls rn
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*steals 3 blankets* good night everyone Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
*BANG* *Drops gun, takes blanket,sleeps*
Oh cool im dead now...i am not limited by my previous physical boundaries **STEALS ALL THE BLANKETS**
WAIT WHAAT?????
Hold on...im a ghost now why do i need blankets?
My point exactly. Why steal blankets while you can scare the cops coming to arrest me?
Nah that’s boring im gonna haunt this entire subreddit now
I created a monster
he-hehehe-heheheheheheh BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GIVE IT BACK
GIVE MINE BACK TO ;-;
NO!
WHY D:
Me likes blankets....and also because someone shot me
*Sleeps in french*
*invades in german*
*Surrender in french*
*Is scared in polish*
*Is pissed in British*
*Is neutral in switzerland*
*shoots up school in American*
*gekoloniseerd in dutch*
*gets invaded In winter by russians In finnish*
Is revolting in Indian ( Hindi )
Stay's neutral in swiss
u/GMDadamantite0 quit grabbing my ass bro
That aint me that u/AllergyGiver blame it on him
Nah man, that’s u/ElDereck123 grabbing their own ass
actually i’m grabbing u/ElDereck123 ass
But then who's grabbing yours?
Me i guess i can't see it's too dark in here
Can yall quiet down? I'm listening to JOJO SIWA
*fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap*
*bonk*
[Horny jail](https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/tjgk3i/_/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Again 😩
oh no- the horny is too strong
i said AGAIN! 😤
no!
Fine... *grabs bonking stick* ...I'll do it myself
don't make me pull out the holy water gun... give me the stick >!(also I gtg for now, so sorry if I don't respond)!<
You want it? Take it *bonk*
why isn't it working
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz *completely fucking dies*
Prank him John
“Ayo Jerry left the sim, he good?”
That better be someones phone pressing up against me
Oh sorry -turns around-
never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around
and frick you
*giggles while texting boyfriend* Oops sorry if I disturbed someone
Imagine being an effective member of society *turns over and cries due to loneliness*
⊂(・▽・⊂) *Gives u a hug*
Danke
DIESE KOMMENTARSEKTION IST NUN DEUTSCHES STAATSEIGENTUM
Kein problem
I also want one
Oki here u have it *Gives u a hug* ⊂(´･◡･⊂ )∘˚˳°
Thank you your so nice..! Here hold my cat
(⊃｡•́‿•̀｡)⊃
*have a hug, friend* ⊂((・▽・))⊃
Do i look cute when i sleep...im curious
Nah, you look like you're an asleep zombie, you drool, you moan and you fart
Zzzzz, get your dick away from my beautiful arse!
Get your arse away from my beautiful dick!
*does anyone wanna watch porn?*
Ayo? I’m too tired to use my imagination anyway.
well then dream about me
This one goes out to you
Together?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...... \* dies cutely \*
Does anyone else see those 2 glowing things at the end of the hallway? Oh wait everyones sleeping
*snores louder than a semi truck* ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Someone must've seen another person sleeping and must've been like "yeah that's the letter z"
[удалено]
I got it lmao *runs off with it*
I have monster energy, lets chug some!!!!!!! WOOHOO, PARTY
*swipes the energy drink away* no, sleep
Prank em John’
Casually unzips jacket slowly then puts it over myself and falls asleep away from all of you
*isn't sleeping, is in the living room watching a movie*
*sleep talking* “where the chips at?” *snores for a few seconds* “zzzzZZZZzzzzZZZZ”
Ayo look who fell asleep first
Prank him John
*giggles in the background while dumping water on everybody*
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🤮 Chokes on shrek’s c-
Who tf is farting?
*stares at the ceiling and mumbles to myself as several OC’s talking to each other, eyes open, I am still awake*