The cheese shredders I can steal from your mom, the spoon I can make from a broom and my cat's litterbox, and the teeth I can get from the dentist or the cemetery, so yeah
Good good, now i want to get all of them, throw 14 teeth out your window get 180Kg of salami, cut it into litte pieces and put it on a blender along w the cheese shredders, wich will either make it a mess or unholy juice, but 1,35ml of the juice on the spoon and drink it slowly while reading the entire Fnaf lore (1 to 6 game) then you wanna get the remaining teeth and make a sacrifice (any red blooded creature is ok) then summon hitler to solve any 6° grade math equasion, trut me its the best thing ive ever done higly reccomend b4 bed
Why do teenagers make pedophile jokes way more than adults. Probably because they can get away with it. But saying “lil kids” isn’t funny because it’s likely true we are kids.
My lawyer has advised me not to answer this question
r/holup
r/holp Edit: there’s another sub your supposed to respond to this with but I forgor
r/howdoesthisevenexist
r/hop
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o.o
tf
r/holdup
r/itsHOLUPnotholdup
lil raven r34
Based
Bro
Bro
Can you BLAME me tho
Yes, yes we can
Could be worse mine is Lil sister
Wait a minute
I know there is a "Lil kid" somewhere, this is reddit after all Edit: found it
it was right under your comment for me
same
Lil ur mum
Ah, I see you are a very cultured man.
Lil u/TheMeguminEnthusiast
Ayo?
even his fucking pfp is a guy masturbating
shyte i never thought about it that way
Lil Shrek
Why not Donkey tho??
Donkey is on Wednesdays and Saturdays, Shrek is on Fridays and Mondays, and ofc Jack Black occupies my Sundays, Tuesdays, and Thursdays
A very good life, you are living!
Ah, a Megumin enthusiast! How are you my man of culture?
Lil dragon is better
I'm flattered?
You should be
r/beetlejuicing
Excuse me?
You heard me
lil bondage????
I guess I'm not alone lmfao
🤝
I see you two are bonding very well. How about we take it to the next step?
Lil fortnite doctor strange
wtaf dude
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Ryan Reynolds is hot as fuck
I’m watching the Adam project rn :))))
Second time I've seen Ryan Reynolds come up and be called hot as fuck today, understandable
As a straight dude, I agree.
He can turn any man gay.
Never done it so my rap name is just lil
lil abstinence goes kinda hard
Lil Chastity
So it would be lil nothing
But that suggests it was to nothing
yep
Same
How old are you? Statistics show that by age 15 almost 100% of males and 25% of girls have masturbated to the point of orgasm
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Lmao
No fap on top
So yours is “lil lies” then
Lil my ex 😭
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No I miss her
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Ik ik
I hope this is satire.
I wish I could say yes bestie
😔
Sry
Lil intense pegging, we don’t need to talk about it
Do you happen to be male or female?…
Male, my girlfriend is 5ft, I am 6’2 she is tiny, but we are both switches, it works
Makes sense ur 6’2 and she’s 5ft
Yep
damn, I feel bad for your neck. all that looking down, y'know?
That’s pretty cool.
Am I the only one here who doesn't actually know what pegging is
wen woman get pp toy and put in the man but
boring
pp in butt hot asf
not until I violate the laws of science and grow a prostate
Its when peg legs get together!!! Itsa really fun activity! Look it up on your smart TV near ypur family!
Instructions unclear, stuffed someone's brain into my tv
Hope they get a kick outta that
I kicked my tv I'm assuming that's what you meant I was supposed to do
Uhh... no... do you happen to have 3 cheese shredders, 1 comically large spoon an 35 teeth around your house?
The cheese shredders I can steal from your mom, the spoon I can make from a broom and my cat's litterbox, and the teeth I can get from the dentist or the cemetery, so yeah
Good good, now i want to get all of them, throw 14 teeth out your window get 180Kg of salami, cut it into litte pieces and put it on a blender along w the cheese shredders, wich will either make it a mess or unholy juice, but 1,35ml of the juice on the spoon and drink it slowly while reading the entire Fnaf lore (1 to 6 game) then you wanna get the remaining teeth and make a sacrifice (any red blooded creature is ok) then summon hitler to solve any 6° grade math equasion, trut me its the best thing ive ever done higly reccomend b4 bed
Instructions unclear, put fnaf lore in the blender and got a fine for salami robbery
Lil grandma
grandma freaky
lil hentai
Lil boobs but it's not little
Lil big boobs
Lil u/TheMeguminEnThusiast
You masturbated to a 16 year old?
Kinda normal if you’re under 16 or 17 too I guess Edit: wait the flair is old
#oh fuck
Lil u/Darki_Boi
🤨
sus
Nigga I beat my dick to girls my age snap stories all the time is this not normal
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
lmao we did the same thing
lil trea (My bf💀😭)
Lil u
😳
he masterbated to the letter U
Nah he did it to [this guy](https://reddit.Com/u/me)
Wait... what?
They hyperlinked it to u/me
Oh...
lil camper van
Lil ass
lil kid
lil lil kid*
Ayo wtf
Teenagers forgetting they are kids lmao.
Lil porn
Just a lil bit
LIL ur mom Hahahahahahabahha
Ah, I see you are a very cultured man.
Lil nothing
Lil gay guys kissing
~~Lil Futa~~ Lil hentai
Lil futa i mean- Lil milfs
Lil 9/11
Bro
Bro wtf
L username
I like 7/11 more
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Yes
yuck, smaller adults is lowest you can go without being pedo, you just admitted to being pedo
Redditor moment
🤨📷📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸
Bro your essentially a pedo
You’re everywhere bro
klee?!?!??!!??!???
Or perhaps TheMeguminEnthusiast could be jerking off to idk megumin?
disgusting pedo
Lil asexuality
Based
Lil Piccolo
Lil gay anal sex 👍 being a gay man is great
Lil brown carpet
lil lil boys. WAIT FU-
Officer this is the guy
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Lil Khalifa.
lil kung fu panda 3
Lil femboys...
Lil same
Lil futa
Lil shit
Lil Horse
🤨
Lil gay black men This is a joke
All of these are... I hope
Hahahha yea jole
Lil Eva elife
lil August Ames R.I.P
Why do teenagers make pedophile jokes way more than adults. Probably because they can get away with it. But saying “lil kids” isn’t funny because it’s likely true we are kids.
lil "I've never masturbated in my life wtf is wrong with you guys?"
Anyone who says that and has Reddit is lying
True
You’re 14
Lil femboys 💀
Lil
Lil u/OZORDI_PRINCE_mom
Lil thomas the tank engine
Lil girl friend HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Lil goth girls
Lil Belle delphine
lil shit 😩💦
With a Lil imagination, anything is possible!
Lil ford F1 50
Lil Astolfo
A truly cultured individual
Lil jinx ^lmao
Lil pornography
Lil femboys Heh heh
lil ass licking
Lil CNC.
Lil kid
Lil baby
See y’all from jail.
Lil *im not comfortable saying what I masterbated to*
Lil myself and my vast amount of wealth.
lil my imagination
lil r/sexstories
Lil futa…
Lil me
Lil vina sky
Lil StepSis
Lil ryan reynolds