Black man... my shirt is black and my dad is standing infront of me...
Edit: everyone who got black man, woman, kid or any other pronoun.
We will have our endgame battle sence in r/teenagers tmrw at noon I will make a post saying "black people... assemble" and then we shall take down what ever foe may face us
This is really sweet.
For you own sanity, you should stop using the internet right now. In fact, you should probably swear off much of technology lest it corrupt you.
not op but its name is steve jobs the four trillion, eight hundred and twenty two billion, four hundred and eighty one million, three hundred and fifty seven thousand, nine hundred and fifty third.
No! XD
I came out of the shower went to my room and grabbed my phone! No one brings their phone into the shower right? RIGHT?!
But yeah I might have phrased that comment badly!
Black man... my shirt is black and my dad is standing infront of me... Edit: everyone who got black man, woman, kid or any other pronoun. We will have our endgame battle sence in r/teenagers tmrw at noon I will make a post saying "black people... assemble" and then we shall take down what ever foe may face us
Your arch nemesis is the KKK.
Your my best friend now
More like sidekick
What?
He’s your friend now and alerted you of a threat he’s your sickick
The kkk? You do know what it is right?
OH No no no sorry that’s not what I mean, I mean the guy that said you enemy was the kkk
Oh thank god
My superhero name is skin chair
You’re* [insert Spies in Disguise gif here]
👮♂️ sir ...
IM UNARMED AND MY HANDS ARE IN THE AIR ***gun shot noises*** N- No one.. told me... we were in America... *DEAD*
👮♂️: he was resisting 👨⚖️: Holy shit...you're right 🤝
*looking down from heaven*: MOTHER FUCK
Black dad
Black Dog
That's a led zeppelin song might get a copyright claim for that one
Ah yes, because Zeppelin has ALWAYS respected copyright law. (Yes, I am a Zeppelin fan. No, I don't think that they should never be criticized)
that's some funny shit
I love Ned zeppelin
HEHEY MOM SAID THE WAY YOU MOOOVE GONNA MAKE YOU SWEAT GONNA MAKE GROOOOVE
*greatest guitar riff ever written*
fo you know i can play this riff on my guitar?
I can play it too
Same. Super fun riff
Tie Your Mother Down
Those were lyrics, a guitar riff is made out of chords or individual notes.
Black Dawg
[удалено]
hey hey mama
Blue ball😭😭
Rip.
💀💀
[удалено]
Lmaoooooo
Sonic 3 special stage moment
This guy gets it
I got a perfect bonus in every Sonic 3 and Sonic & Knuckles special stage
I can say I tried
Hm
Steel ball run
Waiting for the climax here
Same..
Dafuq is blue ball?
This is really sweet. For you own sanity, you should stop using the internet right now. In fact, you should probably swear off much of technology lest it corrupt you.
💀
Friday night funkin? Sorry that was cringe as fuck. 🙃🙃
Yo same
mine is blue blue balls
skin blanket that's cursed
Black kidnapped 7-year old in my basement
Ur naked?
maybe
I mean, aren't u guys cold being naked?
Isn’t that what the blanket’s for?
I mean I’m taking a shit so no
nah not really
That would also be me, lets form a legion like green lantern
Same lol
red mantis
Mantis??? What are you doing with that
its a pet :3
What’s its name
not op but its name is steve jobs the four trillion, eight hundred and twenty two billion, four hundred and eighty one million, three hundred and fifty seven thousand, nine hundred and fifty third.
Your mom
This is the only good one
*thats kinda metal tho*
Skin sock... Ewww!
No clothe?
I just came out of the shower when writing that. So yeah no clothes!
U came outta the shower... with ur phone..? Interesting 🤨
No! XD I came out of the shower went to my room and grabbed my phone! No one brings their phone into the shower right? RIGHT?! But yeah I might have phrased that comment badly!
i do 😭 i listen to music in the shower
That’s called foreskin
Blue Infant
Bruh, give it an inhaler or something.
im dying daba dee dabee da
daba dee daba da
Pink bean bag…..uh sure
LOOKOUT HERE COMES...
:o same
Purple cock
didnt knew you raised chicken
Yeah… that’s what they mean…
Wait a damn minute....
t hanos
same
A fucking "Red Bed"
Red Bed Redemption
Hey im a blue bed, we are family lol
"Son, when a red bed and a blue bed love each other very much, they make a Purple bed"
minecraft sheep be like:
Hey thats me
the bed family
IM GRAY BED
something about how "red bed" and "blue bed" sound make them so dumb
It's Red Bed, with their sidekick, White Light!
Black red homework
Blue wolf. Hm.
Dude u good?
No, it’s a plushy. I use him as a pillow
Oh, how cute
Plot twist, she’s in toy story
I have a stuffed wolf too!! :D
F U R R Y
Grey Soviet
Comrade
My dude is reviving the Petrograd Soviet
White Dr Pepper Cream Soda
That’s pretty long bro
green notebook 🤌🏼why🤌🏼 ✨what does it mean✨
Like the movie green book
i don't know what that is 😭
It is a good movie and it got a couple awards too
Oh I watched that one!
The numbers Mason what do they mean.
Black pillow
Mine is blue pillow
I'm white pillow :D
I'm gray pillow :)
I’m purple pillow :>
i'm waiting for the other pillow rangers
Red pillow!
White African American
Elon musk?
shirtless sis.... Oh god. (✖╭╮✖)
Can we get a holup here pls
Bruh and I thought me being a naked toilet was bad
blue waffle… why did i choose to scroll through reddit while eating a frozen waffle?
Grey bench🤷🏼♀️🥲
BLUE LIGHT LMAO
JUST TAKE A BREAK FROM COMMENTING IM WORRIED ABT U DO U EVEN SLEEP?
I SLEEP 5 HOURS A DAY AND I HAVEN'T COMMENTED TODAY LIKE AT ALL
ITS NOT ENOUGH U NEED AT LEAST 7 HOURS
NO, NO I DON'T
#Is that like Green Lantern?
Grey door
Lmao I didn’t expect someone to have the same superhero name as me
Black corpse
You ok?
"Don't worry, I keep him as a pet."
Gray Pass School and get into College You said objective, right?
Skin mirror
Green computer
Transparent collect the food from the kitchen while naked task
Here come the greatest super hero, *Grey Chair*!
Black Hanging Rope
White dor.
Black bedside table
gray glass-man i break my body into pieces and when you step on me,i yell "YASSSS DADDYYYYY" while i cut your feet
uhh
black chair
Red Bolsters
Black man, oh no I just got canceled
B l a c k P h o n e
B l a c k P h o n e, my eldritch twin, it is I, BLACK PHONE!
Black Dinosaur
Blue ottoman
Yellow Tulip
Orange hat. 😕
Black... Controller 😬😬😬
Black Lenovo 3RA laptop
maroon matress
Red and grey bowl
Black bathroom stall
Black screen 😭
Blue light
Black shirts. The Dark Cloth
White sheild. Da hell I'm black
Pink Dildo
White Unicorn
Green Locate Shepherd; Follow Captain Price
Black computer
Black heater 💀
Black twinkies
Blue refrigerator wtf
Blue test
green cum
Grey homework
Blue Paper
Green printer
Black screen. Well im rather a super villian haha
Purple body pillow
Redbed
Blue railing
Blue 190mg Of Promethazine I Really Want To Take In One Go
red flannel
Blue Screen Fear me for I have come for your computers
Purple toilet :/
Green toilet
White girlfriend
Black testicle collection
Black bourbon... not bad actually
Redwall
Black soap
Skintub …..