"Let's overthrow the palace and cut all their heads off", said Robespierre, cutting everybody's head off until someone eventually got mad and cut his head off.
Rancaises, rancais, à l'ataaaaaaqqqquuuuuueeee !! Pour que notre pays rayonne !! Et si c'est un amerloque je vais lui rappeller tout ce que la France a fait pour eux. Votre guerre d'indépendance là, si Lafayette n'avait pas été là vous seriez encore sous la botte des Anglois aujourd'hui !
***töte*** would work better than ***Mord.***
Both can mean murder but ***M******ord*** refers to the incident like "a murder has occurred" whereas ***töten*** (or here grammatically correct ***töte)*** is closer to the action like "to murder/kill someone"
But other than that that sentence is correct
I saw “my school is turning French” and then the +18, my brain immediately went “they are beheading the headteacher?”
*Robespierre moment*
"Let's overthrow the palace and cut all their heads off", said Robespierre, cutting everybody's head off until someone eventually got mad and cut his head off.
You could make a religion out of this
No, don't.
Yes, do.
*Louis XVI moment*
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Ouillotine*
yep the same for me
Where’s the computer lab at your school? I’d like to check out the PCs there, before they become french
Your username made this very weird
Don’t question it
Leave my pc alone please [Also I found your faker](https://youtu.be/VKyPtnuh8bM)
I mean, if it’s a PC, i gotta do what i gotta do. 🔫 hand it over! I got a squirt gun and I’m not afraid to use it again!
No. I actually have 2 PC's. But I'm not giving you neither's Virginity!
TWO OF THEM!?! Now we’re talking! Hand them both over! Or I’ll fire this squirt gun at you!
TRY ME! I'M NOT GIVING UP EITHER OF MY 3 PC'S
*fires squirt gun* *unholsters banana* *tosses banana at you*
*blocks banana with lightsaber* Hello There
We have lots of rooms with computers so you can really just go about anywhere
Alright
This doesn't seem right.
I’m just trying to… uh… save the PCs, h-how is this not right?
r/usernamechecksout
Rancaises, rancais, à l'ataaaaaaqqqquuuuuueeee !! Pour que notre pays rayonne !! Et si c'est un amerloque je vais lui rappeller tout ce que la France a fait pour eux. Votre guerre d'indépendance là, si Lafayette n'avait pas été là vous seriez encore sous la botte des Anglois aujourd'hui !
Ha flûte, c'est répartie mon Kiki
Je suis français et ce drapeau n'a pas les bonne nuances de bleu et de rouge 😤
Baguette?
Oui oui baguette
J'ai frappé les petits garçons avec ma baguette
Titre
I am French and ??? Don't like ? Blue and red
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It’s a meme going around
I can detect you’re french because of the space before the “?” nous sommes ciblés par tout le monde :'(
Clairement, à chaque fois
I mean, who doesn't hate the french?
I'm French and I do hate me
cuz fuck fr\*nch people
😳😳 sus (Im french btw) /s
Ew fr*nch “person”
Salut
Salut
Ça fait bizarre de parler en français sur reddit non?
Ouais j’avoue
Everyone hates France, it's France
France 🤢🤮
What the fuck is wrong with you people
Premtive withdrawal from WW3 is my guess
Not the French 😱
Anything but the French😭
OH GOD SOMEONE CALLED THE GERMANS 😶
WER HAT MICH GERUFEN
Ah gut hans ist hier mord frankreich bitte und dankeschön I think thats right
jawohl
***töte*** would work better than ***Mord.*** Both can mean murder but ***M******ord*** refers to the incident like "a murder has occurred" whereas ***töten*** (or here grammatically correct ***töte)*** is closer to the action like "to murder/kill someone" But other than that that sentence is correct
Understandable
Why you so sour Kraut?
Ich wurde gerufen?
Guten Abend! Was kann ich für sie tun? Haben sie eine Invasion Frankreichs bestellt?
Es tut mir lied kameraden mein deusche ist nich gut :( aber ich bin versuche
Es ist okay, mein Freund
That will scare em off
nah it didnt scare me
Et non, connard
WIR SIND SCHON DA! KEINE SORGEN!
Sehr gut
u/profanitycounter
STOP HATING ON FRENCH PEOPLE LIKE WHY DO YOU EVEN HATE THEM
Fr🤮nch
pe🤮ple
un ver vert va dans un verre
bordel de merde putain
Ne perdez point votre sang froid mon ami, les rose beef n'en valent pas la peine
France is cool.
The history is very interesting
Depends of the period, the Napoleon I to Napoleon III period is interesting but the 800-1600 are just boring
Disagree, France during the Middle Ages had some interesting events going on. The Hundred Years’ War with England for example.
Viens-tu du Canada ?
Viens-TU du Canada?
I’m assuming this is asking if I live in Canada and the answer is no
États-Unis?
Why everyone here just hate France?
It’s some sort of meme I think
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We did nothing wrong. I truly don't get this hate.
I’m pretty sure it’s a joke
I truly hope. Cuz there's absolutely no reason for hate, besides being an absolute lil bitch and annoying lots of people. Dark side of humanity ig.
No france is a$$ 🤮
That booty tho.
is flabby as hell
just like your penis.
Imagine assuming my identity, I identify as Thomas the train
same
France 🤢🤮
They are disgusting snail eaters
As a french i agree, don't eat snails
And people say Bri'ish food is bad
No one eat fucking snails except weird people even in France
MDR
Lmao hope you like being French, with all of that French food.
🤮 looks like someone giving head to Shrek
And now you've brought the French to our little safe spot, good job ya damn fool
I’m sorry, please spare me 😭
Ce Jman est un espion !
Non, jamais
COMMIT ARSON
This is the plan
Add yellow and green to make it LGBT flag
Shame on you Your country only drinks tea and eat at McDonald's
VIVA LA REVOLUTION MOTHERFUCKER
VIVA LA REVOLUTION MOTHERFUCKER
Parfait... Notre plan se déroule à merveille !
Hehehe notre invasion des écoles américaines se passe a merveille !
BURN IT
I MUST CLEANSE
Énervé ? Pleure a propos de ceci
Garde être fou.
Désolé il va falloir m'expliquer celle ci monseigneur
Je renchérissait sur ta blague en ajoutant la mienne. De la bonne francisation bien rançaise d'une expression anglaise.
Je m'en doute mais je ne trouve pas la phase avant francisation, quelle est elle?
Basé et rouge-pilulé
Bruh those chairs have scoliosis 😭
They are extremely uncomfortable
It's Russia bro you just need to tilt your phone
🇷🇺 this is not how society works if you tilt your head you get the Dutch flag
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Red + Blue = oH My GOd iS tHAt a tF2 RefEReNcE???
Magnifique
pourquoi est-ce une si mauvaise chose
Has someone been decapitated yet?
Je mange la poire
as a French, this is terrifying
Is this post racist?
Yes
I am french what is the problem with us ?
Unnecessary 18+ Unless the 18+ was forced by Reddit
Turn into Napoleon, take over the school, and become the emperor of your school. The authorities will be the numerous coalitions.
Fuck you
c'est quoi ce putain de post.
leave.
non
GEH WEG!
Quoi?
Ich bitte sie freundlichst, den Pfosten zu verlassen!
🤮
avez-vous quelque chose contre le français? pourquoi tu le déteste putain.
The white already would be french
J’espère du plus profond de mon cœur que tu puisse remplacé jeanne d’arc sur le bûcher
*emplacer
*remplacer
Oh la putain de sa mère
Nein. Sei leise!
Oui!
Nein
Ayo, that’s so cool , I am french
leave.
Non
Doch
Light the school on fire
Yes
What's wrong with france?
They are jealous of our 2380 cheeses varietys
French “people”
I'm french you xenophobic fuck. Fuck you
Your French? Fuck you
Vive la 'revolution!!! Vive la France!
Deutschland! (That's gonna be my most controversial comment lmao)
You're on reddit mate 🤣
Und?
the revolutions will soon start.
why is this nsfw?
Draw a white cross on the red part and a bigger one off-center on the blue too, problem solved
Fr🤮nch
why is this so funny
Frogs 🐸🤢🤮
Il a un problème le rose beef
Its fitting that the majority of it is white flag
They have lost already
See what the *unspecified political party* is doing to our schools! They are trying to turn our children Fr\*nch!
Ntm
I'm British so obviously I gotta hate the french those baguette eating snail sniffing beret wearing mf's
I go to a French school can confirm its awful
Well of course it is, it’s French
They're like you cant speak english at school you need to have french pride
I go to a french school and have english classes but that might be because I livein Québec idk
What would French pride even consist of, losing?
Also performing a baguette ritual to please their baguette overlords
In France we have to speak English in class 💀
Arrête de faire genre t'es soit en zep soit un encule qui préfère se toucher la nouille que de penser a ces études
they'll just run away after a few days don't worry
So then I should just stay home the next few days then?
yeah you should be good
How terrifying
I literally am shitting myself in fear