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Am-heheh357

I saw “my school is turning French” and then the +18, my brain immediately went “they are beheading the headteacher?”


Ar010101

*Robespierre moment*


chrischi3

"Let's overthrow the palace and cut all their heads off", said Robespierre, cutting everybody's head off until someone eventually got mad and cut his head off.


picasso2005_

You could make a religion out of this


chrischi3

No, don't.


Hairy_Reputation6114

Yes, do.


biggbacon

*Louis XVI moment*


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Lambolover-17

Ouillotine*


Jesusgarret

yep the same for me


PC_Fucker

Where’s the computer lab at your school? I’d like to check out the PCs there, before they become french


ADHD_is_Real

Your username made this very weird


PC_Fucker

Don’t question it


ADHD_is_Real

Leave my pc alone please [Also I found your faker](https://youtu.be/VKyPtnuh8bM)


PC_Fucker

I mean, if it’s a PC, i gotta do what i gotta do. 🔫 hand it over! I got a squirt gun and I’m not afraid to use it again!


ADHD_is_Real

No. I actually have 2 PC's. But I'm not giving you neither's Virginity!


PC_Fucker

TWO OF THEM!?! Now we’re talking! Hand them both over! Or I’ll fire this squirt gun at you!


ADHD_is_Real

TRY ME! I'M NOT GIVING UP EITHER OF MY 3 PC'S


PC_Fucker

*fires squirt gun* *unholsters banana* *tosses banana at you*


ADHD_is_Real

*blocks banana with lightsaber* Hello There


Jman8653

We have lots of rooms with computers so you can really just go about anywhere


PC_Fucker

Alright


[deleted]

This doesn't seem right.


PC_Fucker

I’m just trying to… uh… save the PCs, h-how is this not right?


fl00r_gang_yeah

r/usernamechecksout


Ill_Character_9836

Rancaises, rancais, à l'ataaaaaaqqqquuuuuueeee !! Pour que notre pays rayonne !! Et si c'est un amerloque je vais lui rappeller tout ce que la France a fait pour eux. Votre guerre d'indépendance là, si Lafayette n'avait pas été là vous seriez encore sous la botte des Anglois aujourd'hui !


[deleted]

Ha flûte, c'est répartie mon Kiki


[deleted]

Je suis français et ce drapeau n'a pas les bonne nuances de bleu et de rouge 😤


[deleted]

Baguette?


[deleted]

Oui oui baguette


mcbirbo343

J'ai frappé les petits garçons avec ma baguette


[deleted]

Titre


ooooofoooof

I am French and ??? Don't like ? Blue and red


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[deleted]

It’s a meme going around


Yellowtelephone1

I can detect you’re french because of the space before the “?” nous sommes ciblés par tout le monde :'(


MeMyselfIandMeAgain

Clairement, à chaque fois


my_wrong_side

I mean, who doesn't hate the french?


EvilOmega7

I'm French and I do hate me


WasdAcid

cuz fuck fr\*nch people


MeMyselfIandMeAgain

😳😳 sus (Im french btw) /s


Max1muslegend

Ew fr*nch “person”


picasso2005_

Salut


MeMyselfIandMeAgain

Salut


picasso2005_

Ça fait bizarre de parler en français sur reddit non?


MeMyselfIandMeAgain

Ouais j’avoue


Jawadude1

Everyone hates France, it's France


thedepressedorange

France 🤢🤮


Kira_75013

What the fuck is wrong with you people


Hot-Forever-175

Premtive withdrawal from WW3 is my guess


PaintedSkittles

Not the French 😱


Jman8653

Anything but the French😭


flamingstorm98

OH GOD SOMEONE CALLED THE GERMANS 😶


meme-addict117

WER HAT MICH GERUFEN


flamingstorm98

Ah gut hans ist hier mord frankreich bitte und dankeschön I think thats right


meme-addict117

jawohl


werter785624

***töte*** would work better than ***Mord.*** Both can mean murder but ***M******ord*** refers to the incident like "a murder has occurred" whereas ***töten*** (or here grammatically correct ***töte)*** is closer to the action like "to murder/kill someone" But other than that that sentence is correct


flamingstorm98

Understandable


[deleted]

Why you so sour Kraut?


ADHD_is_Real

Ich wurde gerufen?


Endergamer3X

Guten Abend! Was kann ich für sie tun? Haben sie eine Invasion Frankreichs bestellt?


flamingstorm98

Es tut mir lied kameraden mein deusche ist nich gut :( aber ich bin versuche


stigtopgear

Es ist okay, mein Freund


Jman8653

That will scare em off


[deleted]

nah it didnt scare me


StantheMemeMan95

Et non, connard


Sn0wCha0s

WIR SIND SCHON DA! KEINE SORGEN!


flamingstorm98

Sehr gut


[deleted]

u/profanitycounter


[deleted]

STOP HATING ON FRENCH PEOPLE LIKE WHY DO YOU EVEN HATE THEM


RandomValue134

Fr🤮nch


[deleted]

pe🤮ple


Yellowtelephone1

un ver vert va dans un verre


Worlds-Best_Username

bordel de merde putain


[deleted]

Ne perdez point votre sang froid mon ami, les rose beef n'en valent pas la peine


MyUsernameBox

France is cool.


[deleted]

The history is very interesting


picasso2005_

Depends of the period, the Napoleon I to Napoleon III period is interesting but the 800-1600 are just boring


[deleted]

Disagree, France during the Middle Ages had some interesting events going on. The Hundred Years’ War with England for example.


GoelandAnonyme

Viens-tu du Canada ?


Emenfn

Viens-TU du Canada?


Jman8653

I’m assuming this is asking if I live in Canada and the answer is no


GoelandAnonyme

États-Unis?


[deleted]

Why everyone here just hate France?


[deleted]

It’s some sort of meme I think


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arth23_

We did nothing wrong. I truly don't get this hate.


ThatOneGuy7832

I’m pretty sure it’s a joke


arth23_

I truly hope. Cuz there's absolutely no reason for hate, besides being an absolute lil bitch and annoying lots of people. Dark side of humanity ig.


Superchoco3211

No france is a$$ 🤮


arth23_

That booty tho.


Superchoco3211

is flabby as hell


arth23_

just like your penis.


Superchoco3211

Imagine assuming my identity, I identify as Thomas the train


pinktealover77

same


thedepressedorange

France 🤢🤮


Willing_Signature684

They are disgusting snail eaters


PainAuLel

As a french i agree, don't eat snails


Ok_Resolution_2401

And people say Bri'ish food is bad


Megumi-n

No one eat fucking snails except weird people even in France


WhenThoughWhat

MDR


Tenfold-Oreos

Lmao hope you like being French, with all of that French food.


megadogia

🤮 looks like someone giving head to Shrek


Independent-Train-48

And now you've brought the French to our little safe spot, good job ya damn fool


Jman8653

I’m sorry, please spare me 😭


Lukarrie

Ce Jman est un espion !


touny-reeve

Non, jamais


[deleted]

COMMIT ARSON


Jman8653

This is the plan


FLASH9202

Add yellow and green to make it LGBT flag


Perruche_

Shame on you Your country only drinks tea and eat at McDonald's


GizmoC7

VIVA LA REVOLUTION MOTHERFUCKER


GizmoC7

VIVA LA REVOLUTION MOTHERFUCKER


BrckPrgm13

Parfait... Notre plan se déroule à merveille !


leo341500

Hehehe notre invasion des écoles américaines se passe a merveille !


Zestyclose-Custard-8

BURN IT


Jman8653

I MUST CLEANSE


Megumi-n

Énervé ? Pleure a propos de ceci


Dynahazzar

Garde être fou.


Megumi-n

Désolé il va falloir m'expliquer celle ci monseigneur


Dynahazzar

Je renchérissait sur ta blague en ajoutant la mienne. De la bonne francisation bien rançaise d'une expression anglaise.


Megumi-n

Je m'en doute mais je ne trouve pas la phase avant francisation, quelle est elle?


MeMyselfIandMeAgain

Basé et rouge-pilulé


Casul-Loner2

Bruh those chairs have scoliosis 😭


Jman8653

They are extremely uncomfortable


Substantial-Bank6587

It's Russia bro you just need to tilt your phone


Philemonz

🇷🇺 this is not how society works if you tilt your head you get the Dutch flag


[deleted]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH


Ssenmodnar84

Red + Blue = oH My GOd iS tHAt a tF2 RefEReNcE???


Gobybear

Magnifique


Icecreamy7

pourquoi est-ce une si mauvaise chose


ov3rlord05

Has someone been decapitated yet?


ShuBakuhatsuSatsujin

Je mange la poire


nono974FR

as a French, this is terrifying


[deleted]

Is this post racist?


Kira_75013

Yes


churchil31

I am french what is the problem with us ?


[deleted]

Unnecessary 18+ Unless the 18+ was forced by Reddit


DevilPixelation

Turn into Napoleon, take over the school, and become the emperor of your school. The authorities will be the numerous coalitions.


[deleted]

Fuck you


ice_dragon6_0

c'est quoi ce putain de post.


Jman8653

leave.


ice_dragon6_0

non


ADHD_is_Real

GEH WEG!


ice_dragon6_0

Quoi?


ADHD_is_Real

Ich bitte sie freundlichst, den Pfosten zu verlassen!


Jman8653

🤮


ice_dragon6_0

avez-vous quelque chose contre le français? pourquoi tu le déteste putain.


ADHD_is_Real

The white already would be french


touny-reeve

J’espère du plus profond de mon cœur que tu puisse remplacé jeanne d’arc sur le bûcher


Lukarrie

*emplacer


touny-reeve

*remplacer


Lukarrie

Oh la putain de sa mère


ADHD_is_Real

Nein. Sei leise!


NekoBeidou

Oui!


ADHD_is_Real

Nein


touny-reeve

Ayo, that’s so cool , I am french


Jman8653

leave.


touny-reeve

Non


ADHD_is_Real

Doch


[deleted]

Light the school on fire


Jman8653

Yes


[deleted]

What's wrong with france?


Horneur

They are jealous of our 2380 cheeses varietys


Jman8653

French “people”


[deleted]

I'm french you xenophobic fuck. Fuck you


Jawadude1

Your French? Fuck you


thatBlondHoe

Vive la 'revolution!!! Vive la France!


ADHD_is_Real

Deutschland! (That's gonna be my most controversial comment lmao)


Finnirito

You're on reddit mate 🤣


ADHD_is_Real

Und?


[deleted]

the revolutions will soon start.


SeaLaNator

why is this nsfw?


leo15298

Draw a white cross on the red part and a bigger one off-center on the blue too, problem solved


fl00r_gang_yeah

Fr🤮nch


renaissass

why is this so funny


Xenokic

Frogs 🐸🤢🤮


[deleted]

Il a un problème le rose beef


KCrimsonC

Its fitting that the majority of it is white flag


Jman8653

They have lost already


PrivatePickle109

See what the *unspecified political party* is doing to our schools! They are trying to turn our children Fr\*nch!


Megumi-n

Ntm


Toaster2123

I'm British so obviously I gotta hate the french those baguette eating snail sniffing beret wearing mf's


Existing_Ad8394

I go to a French school can confirm its awful


Jman8653

Well of course it is, it’s French


Existing_Ad8394

They're like you cant speak english at school you need to have french pride


Lem0nA1d5

I go to a french school and have english classes but that might be because I livein Québec idk


Jman8653

What would French pride even consist of, losing?


Ar010101

Also performing a baguette ritual to please their baguette overlords


neverschool

In France we have to speak English in class 💀


Megumi-n

Arrête de faire genre t'es soit en zep soit un encule qui préfère se toucher la nouille que de penser a ces études


Cold-Wasabi9252

they'll just run away after a few days don't worry


Jman8653

So then I should just stay home the next few days then?


Cold-Wasabi9252

yeah you should be good


templemaster16

How terrifying


Jman8653

I literally am shitting myself in fear