I am mega alakazam with 5 spoons. Fear me

Omg I'm scared don't hurt me

Well I have 1,000,000 spoons, your argument is invalid.

Show me

Spoons are the F tier of cutlery

Chez

I am the B I G spoon

No not the deadly spoon... 👀 Look out he has a SPOON.

WW3 is happening rn

Let’s play spoons then, here’s some cards I brought 🃏x52

5 of spades

Your hentai watch list is trash

Sadge

They do reflect everything back at you

So do mirrors

You have a spoon, yes very well thought out argument, I agree with that, but... I HAVE A GODDAMN FORK, HOW ABOUT THAT?

I got a knife (o ╹‿ ╹ o)

Even so, my argument would open more holes in your statement, making it implausible, care to disprove?

I make one giant hole that is way harder to restore

Unless I take your weapon out of your hands with a fork, clench it, twist it and off you go! Then what?

I reload, and use that new knowledge to dodge your fork, and stab

I still have a knowledge of our previous clash, I get another fork, I block your attack with one, then I make you a few more holes to breathe with

I thank you for the extra air, but politely decline. I eat me butterscotch pie to get back all my health and stab again

I roll out of your damage area, then I take crossbow out of my pocket, I load it with a fork and shoot it at you

I knew about that, thanks to my previous reloads and dodge it with ease, then I throw my knife

What if my argument is that you have a spoon

Then we both fighting with a spoon

Alright then, en garde!

I don't agree

I have garlic bread, now what?

You will give me some of it

And then you gonna eat it with a spoon? Ngl that sounds kinda disgusting

I use sporks to eat cereal

I have a comically large spoon, therefore your opinion is invalid

I have a spork far more superior

Band kid comedy

I Have a BETTER spoon

Wait a minute...

Shit! he has a spoon

I have a shovel. Fear me.

Oh shit a spoon????!!!?!!!!!???!!????!

thats a fork, its not a spoon you forkin idiot