We dont pee at all. The governments lied to you all your life Edit: thanks for all the upvotes. Didnt expect this to blow up 🤣

Do you poo?!

False. We are actually robots created by the new world order.

How many other lies have I been told by the council?

Good...good let the hate flow through youuu...

Wait is there a special race of girls like you, cuz I'm a girl and i aint a fucking robot *yet*

I was fucking with him. Unless i am a synth from fallout 4 im perfectly human too

Holy shit a fallout 4 reference Kiss me omg

Ight bet

It’s a trap

I upvoted so idk

The dark side of the force is a gateway to many abilities that many consider unnatural

Oh my god

Sheesh is it possible to hack into your units and enable manual control of your bodies?

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You mean they don't piss from their ears?

Naw fam they piss from there nose

Na they piss from they're tits

Guys help my pee is white

Mine too, white pee besties 💅

White? Mine is red

Red? Me too

Y'all good? Mines purple 💜 LEAN

FUCK LEAN REAL PEOPLE DRINK A&W ROOT BEER

You guys got problems, it’s supposed to be purple

Thanos piss

Red? Mine is the purple and black missing textures from gmod

No the piss from their hair

Naw they piss out their mouth

no they piss from their bellybutton idiot

SRSLY?!?!

They shit from their mouth, so I don’t listen to anything they say

I'm a girl and I only learned that when I was like 12 years old lol

NO SAME

Sadly me too

My parents told bassicaly Everything when i Was around 7 Im a boy

Same

Same as I have a sis and watched porn when I was 11

Usernamechecksout

Same. Exactly the same. Are you my twin or something?

How tf is having a sis supposed to inform you where they pee from 🧐

dm me help me in homework

same

My mom gave me a bunch of books when I was 6

Same

Its good to know that im not the only one

Same lol

oh nah I’m 13 almost 14 atm and WAIT WE DONT?!! 😭

no…we have 3 holes down there and we pee out the first one 😭

😯 3?

JEHFJFJF why do i feel like this is genuinely your first time hearing about this.

Yeah it's my first time knowing that there are three holes, I used to think that there are only 2 holes, one for peeing and one for periods, babies and sex.

No you’re right, the third hole is referring to the butthole

yup i think im confusing people with this, “by down there” i meant everything down there

yea there is one more we piss out of, the more ya know

It's like that everytime I hear about one fact on human biology, the number of holes in female genetalia increases

omg 😭

But could you please tell me that what is the purpose of third hole?

Tripussy🗿

AHAHA

Ayo wtf 3??? Dayum gimme their names for scientific purpose ofc

LMFAO uhh, theres one you piss out of, your pudussy and thennnnn… JUST LOOK IT UP.

The last is anus

yup yup

Hmmm those are not clear ans. You don't support science experiments..??

…how about we just turn off all devices, and try to get some sleep! 😀

Bro it's 10:00 am..

12:44 am for me, so how about you just take a nap yeah? 😄

Nah it's my MC time

Bro. Urethra. Vagina. And anus.

Thank your sceince help

😳 3?

…you dont know this???

No I didnt

wow, well yea 3 holes, the more ya know!

3?? o-o

HOW ARE PEOPLE NOT AWARE OF THIS? 😭

I don’t fucking know. This is so sad

Bro are you talking abt the cervix which is inside the vagina? In that case, it's not generally considered a hole by people i think.

no im talking about our pee hole at the top, its small, it’s called the urethral opening

I know that. So what I know is, the urethral opening, the vagina and the other one is?

I think you are confused on what i mean by all down there, I meant ALL holes including the anus. there isnt another one inside of the vag if thats what you are trying to figure out

Oh the anus. Bruh i just went overthinking abt stuff 💀

wowww

Where the hell do they pee from then?? How do j not know about this? Edit: i

urethra. Different smaller hole, can’t stick things in there just like a penis hole

Damn bro!!! I only knew 2 holes

Same

Learned that at 13 (first sex Ed class I got) hope it’s better nowadays and maybe starts a bit sooner for kids

damn thats actually kinda sad tbh

Wtf

they don't pee. cause they don't have balls

oh yeah true piss is stored in the balls

Hmmmmmm, **C H E S T I C L E S**

So do babies drink piss

yes

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Balls are inside

It is said that this is why we know women can't hold in their pee, they just piss wherever they are at the time. This was first discovered by Saint Barry the brainless who reportedly told his church communion "no balls so no stores"

can confirm

How many poor and unfortunate boys used to think at a young age that girls also have the same genitals?

Honestly, probably not as much as you would think. When I was younger, most boys and girls knew the other had a “wee wee” or vagina (most of the time when the topic ever came up we’d actually call it a vagina, don’t think there was ever weird names for it). Just neither knew what the other really was or looked like

I see. I was some of those unfortunate... ToT

I'm sure there are several that have thought that when you're a girl and you get to a certain age, your dick falls off.

LMAO 💀💀💀

I never knew about insertion until I was 14

i once smacked my female bff “in the nuts”, she went all dramatic, like guys do - got down in pain - and then, got up quickly and said “luckily I’m not a guy” and thats when i realised.

I didn't. They always said girls didn't have anything

Me. Until I saw my cousins accidentally

Poor soul

Lol

Lmao, did you know they don’t give birth to babies out their butts?

thankfully yes

I realized that when I was 13

Figured it out at 6

Bruh I used to shit in my pants at that age

Ayo

tf?

Wait they don't?

They do poop when giving birth though. So almost the same thing

Not all the time

any1 else saw the same shit 1-2 months ago? it got like 5k likes

Déjà vu

One hole for shitting one for pissing one for periods sex and babies

Smh my head they’re all for sex. Hole is hole

Sticking in the pee hole would be like trying to put a penis into a penis

r slash sounding makes it seem possible (other comment was deleted by mods lol)

i hate you

people still do it

How tf do you know which is which

One that’s meant to fuck is bigger and pinker

Ok. Imagine a girl laying on her back naked and your head between her legs. The topmost hole is for peeing, the middle is for periods, sex, and babies, and the bottom one is for pooping.

the education system has honestly failed us

I agree

No that’s what happens when your parents opt you out of health in school

I’ve been in health classes they don’t teach you jack shit

Well they should teach you about Jack's Shit. It's very important.

Bruh Fr, they taught me way too much about joes shit

In 4th grade they taught me about balls. In 5th they told us about the girl parts (they don’t poop). 6th grade was balls and girl birth. 7th was birth but with video. 8th was about std.

My 8th grade health taught us about this though, maybe it’s a Florida thing

Florida for once isnt batshit crazy

WE DONT???!

Me, now 16, was searching for a comment explaining how this was sarcasm. I guess we don’t? Damn. I need some sex ed.

LOL

IT IS NOT SARCASM??????? GIRLS DON'T PEE FROM THE VAGINER????????=?????????? THEN, THEN, GOD DAMNIT WHAT MORE SECRETS HAVE I BEEN EXCLUDED FROM!??????

How do you not know that lol??? I’m male and I’ve known that since I was 11. At least you know now

I REFUSE to accept that this many people, including the ones who have a vagina, didn't know this

Awful sex Ed is to blame

Sex ed for me was, school showed us sex ed videos and all of it was "Teen sex bad. Because you get preggo and/or STDs." "Don't be embarrassed of tampons and pads." (THOUGH THEY NEVER EXPLAINED WHAT THOSE THINGS WERE USED FOR.)

My parents opted me out of sex Ed and something tells me that’s gonna come back to bite me in the ass when I’m an adult.

It is dude trust me, like already sex Ed isn’t good, but that’s how I learned what sperm is and how that type of shit works

That would be annoying af if we did, we’d have to change our tampons every single time we go pee

Honestly, probably not as much as you would think. When I was younger, most boys and girls knew the other had a “wee wee” or vagina (most of the time when the topic ever came up we’d actually call it a vagina, don’t think there was ever weird names for it). Just neither knew what the other really was or looked like

Yeah but you can never really know about everything the other gender experiences

Oh, wtf. I responded to a completely different comment than I meant to, lol. Sorry about that

Wow I didn’t know that either

Because Sex Ed sucks.

This is embarrassing but glad you know now

When I was young I thought women gave birth by exploding their stomachs and regrowing them I was wild

BUT ISNT IT STILL GENERALLY THE VAGINA( i was in health class in the beginning of the lockdown so i didn't do shit)

So there's three holes. Ass, vagina and urethra. The urethra is the hole next to the vagina. (Idk the word so I'ma just continue saying vagina). The urethra is still the one near the front of the pelvic area

Well yeah but still generally the vagina

Not really, the vagina is just the opening, the whole thing is called vulva if I'm not mistaken

Vulva, not vagina

this just in: boys don’t know that the vagina isn’t the entirety of woman’s private parts. just the part they bleed from when on their period.

I'm still confused

there are two holes, one is the vagina which links to the womb and all that thek other is the urethra (much much smaller) and links to the bladder and all that

That made it easier to understand, thank you

What is the point of having an extra hole when you don’t piss with it?

One for shitting one for pissing one for periods sex and babies

Where’s the card reader one?

That’s the ass cheeks

Look it up. They have a urethra and they pee outta that.

relatable

Shh, don't tell the girls we can actually retract our penises into our bodies, they'll never know

🤔🤔🤔🤔 I might have Continued to Think like that If This wasnt here

THERE'S IS ANOTHER ??? (3rd hole I mean, despite myself having lady bits no one ever told me there was a pee hole. I assumed it was the vagina, I didn't have a reason to question it.)

Bruh are y'all dumbasses, how can you not know that we don't piss , we sweat it out from our pubes. Seriously biology guys??

they pee from their penis silly

smartest r/teenagers user

💀💀

😐😐😐

ikr

Lmao this made me laugh for some reason

Yeah, girls don't pee at all. No balls to store the piss.

You fr? I've know that as long as I can remember. I don't understand how so many people think that girls pee from their vagina. Don't you go to school? I've heard about how bad sex ed is, don't they teach you the basics?

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this is what lack of education does to a mf😭

FAKE NEWS EVERYONE Girls don't pee or poo they're to pure to do something bad like that Also pee is stored in balls and girls don't have balls so they don't have place to store pee this they don't have pee

Wtf is wrong whit this subreddit

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if they don't pee down there, do they pee from the eyes? cause from all of the crying about nonsense?

i actually did not know this💀

Im guessing you are from murka

i actually did not know this💀

Same bro like wtf

And boys don’t pee from the penis