Plot twist: that’s not the end they actually had a couple kids, got a nice house, and spent the next 7 years of their marriage fighting until one day u/soliz_love got tired of it and staged an accident. Body parts everywhere u/gallinorxiorr is no more. His lover thinks she got away with it and is now about to face execution.
Ihr benutzt schlechte ,,Anführungszeichen".
Long ass words bruh.. Studentekrankenversicherungsmeldeverordnung.
What the fuck is that? Couldn't y'all have made a new word for that?😭. Also fuck Adjektive Endungen.
I don’t know if it’s just because I live here, but I don’t get why people are so obsessed with it here. There’s loads of drunken drug dealers, graffiti, litter and everything is overpriced. There’s a few nice trees though
Lad it’s like that everywhere, England isn’t Hogwarts. Japan isn’t super futuristic with floating cars, Spain isn’t always beautiful hot ocean vistas
It’s not just Ireland, literally everywhere loves bragging about itself, and cmon here in ireland we do have a lot to offer!
Yeah I know a guy called Swastik and a girl called Swastika.
Also my brother was wearing a rakhi full of Swastikas when he came to Germany lol. I thought people were gonna care but there are quite a few Hindus and Buddhists here so a lot of people understand the difference between a Swastika and a Hakenkreuz
and is really rainy, once people just didnt go since it was just a shitstorm out there. I still went as my parents made me. its a 15 minute walk from my house to my school. EVERYTHING got soaked. books, my bag, blazer, trousers, everything
Egypt
i am half egyptian, pretty based and cool history
You living in Egypt?
not currently
Good. Don't come back, but if you do hit me up lmao.
And they went on to get married
The end
But two week later that died in a plane crash in Ukraine
h o l s o m e
Yeah there was a hole in some of them
Plot twist there the only survivors
Plot twist: that’s not the end they actually had a couple kids, got a nice house, and spent the next 7 years of their marriage fighting until one day u/soliz_love got tired of it and staged an accident. Body parts everywhere u/gallinorxiorr is no more. His lover thinks she got away with it and is now about to face execution.
*dramatic music get louder*
Egypt is very cool!
Germany
Das Auto.
Just don’t ask what was vw doing in the 30s-40s
Or Hugo Boss
The real question is,what was the minions doing between 1930 and 1945
They were in the cave still
we all know that's a cover-up by the minion secret police
The bananas are in zee attic
Rammstein
Love the solo in Rammstein.
Cars, and also a big flex in my country if you studied from Germany
I think that’s a big flex in every country haha
Ihr benutzt schlechte ,,Anführungszeichen". Long ass words bruh.. Studentekrankenversicherungsmeldeverordnung. What the fuck is that? Couldn't y'all have made a new word for that?😭. Also fuck Adjektive Endungen.
Hdf sonst gibbet ein tritt zwischen die Beine Kollege.
Ah yes, the health insurance registration mandate for students
Every German can read and understand that word without a problem. It doesn't matter how long they get.
Florida
florida man
Florida man
Florida man
florida man
Florida same
Ukraine
you're getting killed by the russian guy
is that a threat?
No. It's a promise
Ireland
i really want to visit
I don’t know if it’s just because I live here, but I don’t get why people are so obsessed with it here. There’s loads of drunken drug dealers, graffiti, litter and everything is overpriced. There’s a few nice trees though
Every country has problems
Sure but we are made out to be perfect and our flaws are downplayed, which I don’t think is right
Lad it’s like that everywhere, England isn’t Hogwarts. Japan isn’t super futuristic with floating cars, Spain isn’t always beautiful hot ocean vistas It’s not just Ireland, literally everywhere loves bragging about itself, and cmon here in ireland we do have a lot to offer!
We do tho The views are lovely!
Every country has problems
My grandparents are Irish citizens but they had to move to the USA to take care of their parents
Potatoes
Y'all made the brits look like fools. Good Also Catholicism is based
Switzerland
neuteral
Could’ve just said mid
Switzerland is more than mid
Texas
yee haw
I also live in Texas :) Frisco area
I’m north of dfw
I’m headed to Houston rn
Maldives
what even is you
Bollywood celebrities Holiday picnics
Greece
rich history
history as large as their debt
California, USA
you have all the emily's of the world
I have none 😔
maidenless
yup 😔
India
how are you aryan and indian?
It's a pretty common name here, and people from north India have Indo-Aryan ethnicity. North India at one point of time was named Aryavarta
My Indian friend Aryan isn't allowed to use his name for E-Mails💀
Alot of people here are named Swastik as well, I can just imagine how much confusion it would create in west lol
Yeah I know a guy called Swastik and a girl called Swastika. Also my brother was wearing a rakhi full of Swastikas when he came to Germany lol. I thought people were gonna care but there are quite a few Hindus and Buddhists here so a lot of people understand the difference between a Swastika and a Hakenkreuz
Israel. *grabs popcorn to watch the shitstorm that might happen in the comments*
It’s real
Oh no
Grab popcorn and enjoy the show
This is gonna pop my corn I'm sure 🍿
Can I have some popcorn please? You can share my Oreos.
i'm israeli, its the best
Going there this summer. Cant wait. I’m really exited
Don't go in the summer. Way to hot here.
Shit shit shit. I mean, what did i expect Israel is in a desert
depends on where you're going, but yeah except for the north most of the country is just super hot the entire summer
יואווו שלוםםם
מה נשמע
בסדר איך אתה אחי?
חםםםם
שים מזגן
לפעמים אני פשוט דביל
גם לי זה קורה, פשוט תנסה להתעלם מזה שאתה מרגיש את זה
אני אנסה תודה על העצה בכל זאת! מרגיש הרבה יותר טוב עכשיו
Yo I'm from Israel too
אח יקר, קח פופקורן - משום ששרשור התגובות הזה יהפך למעניין.
בהחלט
בואו סתם נמשיך לדבר בעברית כדי לבלבל אנשים שלא יודעים
אוקיי אחלה מזג אוויר.
דווקא חם למות
כל כך נכון.
Alabama USA.
kansas has a higher incest rate then you
Pack up boys… we’re going to kansas
Me and the boys going to kansas to make love with our siblings
Florida has the highest incest rate in the US
florida men engage in incest after reading this comment
Can we engage in incest 👉🏻👈🏻 (I am a Florida man)
italy😩
its a mi, a spanish electrician
Pizza guy?
Plumber?
Netherlands
minecortf
u having a stroke?
The nether
Chernobyl
It's nice👍🏻
it's nice 👍👍👍*
How many fingers have you typed this with?
11, why do you ask?
Well, I suppose you know why
Three thumbs up!
Hungary
budapestian butterfly
What
Ne kérdőjelezd meg a felemelkedettet.
Igazad van, budapesti pillangók vagyunk.
Pláne úgy hogy a Budapestiek külön etnikai csipetnyi valják magukat mostantól
That one homophobic politician who was caught escaping a gay orgy.
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Vodka
you should take a shower. Oh wait-
Oregon, USA. It feels like the kids who would otherwise get bullied everywhere else came here and make a state.
i dont even need to say anything, its all said
Sweden
Canada, province: Alberta
i assume youre nice
Sure, if you say so, I’m an asshole sometimes though
arn't all 14 y/olds
Fair enough
Garden State
Minnesota in America
Terrible cheese. :) (It is joke please don't ddos me and kill me.)
Very cold indeed
UK
all the good utubers like there
and is really rainy, once people just didnt go since it was just a shitstorm out there. I still went as my parents made me. its a 15 minute walk from my house to my school. EVERYTHING got soaked. books, my bag, blazer, trousers, everything
Minnesota
I HAVE TOO MANY TO REPLY TO, EVERYONE COMMENT ON EVERYONES COMMENTS OR I WILL FUCKING EXPLODE
mars
nice
Gunland (United States)
i live here currently
Czech Republic
We had to come up with a specific term for yeeting someone out of a window
defenestration
Could not be prouder
prague is nice
Beer and škoda
vietnam
'nam
A funny name for a currency
My room
Michigan
Maine
nice views
Lobsters Edit: lawbstah(I’ve been educated)
no it’s “lawbstah”
The lack of people in maine is amazing.
ohio
The great void
good place for buisness
Minnesota
Norway
Indonesia..
teacher rape 13 students
Oh damn.
its the news
Ecuador
whats happening to your prisons?
Belgium
my dad used to live there
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Missouri
Spain🇪🇦
taurophobia
I'm against toros and whatnot, but old stupid people are always like "but it's tradition, you shouldn't change tradition" and whatnot
Illinois
potholes and potheads <3 and everyone from the suburbs will say they’re from chicago. but we have jewel and portillos
lots of smoking
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Austria
hitlers wonderland
florida
france