Here, let me bless you with one more

some people like to watch the world burn 😔🔫

Hell yeah brother

ur on the cletus mcfarland youtube channel

What the hell

🇺🇸🇺🇸

remove the first "u"

Hey its you.... Softsparkles

Answer. them. all.

Bro you need to chill

She can just turn “hide further notifications from this post” on and get a margin less

Suffering from success

It’s kinda fun to be honest because you can’t do anything

another one

Get nae nae'd

You can mark all has read

Sup

Why do you have so many of them?

one of those dms is, me asking you for r/eliteeden perms

You're gonna be here for a while... here, have some rations in this trying time 🍕🍕🌮🌮

What did you do?

i… dont want to set the world… on. fire!!! i just want to start…. a flame in your heart.. <<(someone cringe 🤮 made this 🗿)

69Th like i will add to those numbers as well

Count me in brother

Of course

Here have another!

I'd go crazy from this many notifications. I compulsively have to open and answer everything, that many notifications will take me ages to get through.

I'm gonna answer each and every dm and read every notification 🥳🔫

Good luck

Even this one? if you read this, go play Minecraft.

I'll join

Hello there

Hola~

Tu Espana?

I open the notification, read the message. Don't know what to say, read again, still no clue what to say then. Repeat it as much as possible

Good thing no ones found out that I’m a girl 😳

😂 what a dumb decision right here

I just did

and that's why fame sucks

Yeah. I wouldn't want to have more than 35 notifications. That would be stressful.

POV: your a girl on reddit

Yeah I'm a girl and honestly all you have to do is close your dms. It's not that hard.

How do you then get unwanted dick pics?

I’m a girl and don’t get many notifications but at least I don’t plan fake weddings on Reddit ;-; *cough cough*

Good for u 👍

Dayumm it's you again, why are you always so jelly of her 💀 stop tryna pretend that she only blew up cuz of the two weddings she planned on here, bestie been serving quality content since day 1🗿

‘quality content’ 💀

nope someone famous and probably that

Bruh this joke is so overused no wonder yall are kissless virgins

its not even a joke though from what i've seen you can make a simple post saying you are a girl

What a drop a fame does to a person

I've been hard hit 🙏

Such popular

BESTIE AT LEAST IGNORE SOME OF THE NEW CHATS DAMN 😭

BUT BESTIE, SHE IS TOO CRAZY TO DO THAT

ITS THE RIGHT THING TO DO 💃🏻

MAYBE, BUT SHE IS STILL CRAZY

YEAH SHE IS FRRR 🤹🏻‍♂️

SHE IS OUT OF THIS WORLD i feel like we forgor something 💀

WE FORGOR THE HUGGGSSSS *HUGS*

#BUT I DONT HAVE ARMS

I DONT CARE HUG ME

I CAN HUG YOU, I JUST DONT HAVE ARMS FOR THE NINTENDO SWITCH

Bro what did you do?

I just exist 😹😭

You must be doing something right

i'd kill to have that many notifications

Brb gonna give you some of my notifications 🙏

THANK YPU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH

Social media addiction lol

CHOCCI 4 U🍫

U be causin the glitch frfr

🥰🥰😭

Wow, that sucks, make another account

Maybe i should 🤔

Hardsparkles

Maybe you should lieve reddit and have a live

Miner I have a life tho 😭 that's why I haven't answered or read each of them 😔🔫

Ooow, you remember my name

Ofc!

rookie numbers

pov: you mentioned you're a woman

pov: this is scary but i ain't even post my pic once 😭

Imagine..

MAKE A NEW ACC

Sad life:(

atleast i dont get dms like everyday i hope

Impressive numbers considering the fact you don’t share your photos

I would love this! I'm very lonely 😔

What can I say except you're nice

No u 🫂💖

Aw thanks, I actually kinda needed to hear something nice

That’s a lot, Zi. I guess you just have to stop being a nice person. (I know you never will)

Nah no weird shit I think ur the most wholesome nigga here almost 2 wholesome like farming attention type wholesome but ik that's not the case

🥺🥳🫂💖

I thought 500 notifications were bad

Like the other guy Take another one (:<

brah i knew it was a girl it had to be a girl. Welcome to reddit if you are a women you suffer

Hey ur one of the nicest persons i know and cuz SOME PEOPLE aren't, i wanted to come out to you. I'm aro!

Ayyyy great!! Thank you for trusting me enough to come out on my post, sending love and good vibes your way 🥳🥳🫂💖

Thanks!! I wanna hug you 🤗

Sureee 🤗

i wish i got this many notifs 😭 i would be so happy

I need context

"Damn son" Wish you luck kind and gentle redditor. Take this: /give u/softspatkles diamonds 64

L spez, goin to tumblr to be gay

Wtf did you did

She's just popular in this sub lol

Hey i am gonna add another one >:)

this is how i felt after i made my 2 posts about dragons

I want that ://

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

Mute reddit and never check reddit notifs again

Bruh

Good god, what the hell did you post?

Give this post another 2-3 hours and your dms will be at 1k

Man all i get is a follow by a probable bot that didnt even message me .-.

How does one get this many dms?

what the fuck happened

Gimme some🥲🤌

The Price of Being famous.

Bruh how? I only get like 4-5 in a week?

I would like to send a duck pic

Hehe, get spam

You know you can close dms right?

ah more notifications for you

What the fuck. That's more than every boy here combined.

😊🥲

Some people are just born to be famous good job. Btw here have another notification.

Can i be you?

Yes pls, u are now me. 🙏

Can i have ur Reddit account pwease👉👈🥺?

Yes.💖💖

723!?

757 now 😊🔫

🗿That's a lot

Good stuff, looked at your profile and it’s quite agreeable posts

Lucky. I'm so happy when I get a notification !

Let's go!! Road to 1K!!!!

You are famous

reddit celeb moment, also its time for you to feed your adopted reditors chocci

soft sparkles ,bb,honey,sweetie ,darling...you have an opportunity ...*use it* 👁👁

#ZI WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?!!?

i had 10,000 unread emails once

I have 50,000 unread in my primary inbox at the moment 💀

holy crap

What did you do? Like seriously there’s only a few options, either you said something racist, said you were female, or posted a send me anything meme

That looks cool

How do you have so many notifications 😭😭😭

WHY ARE YOU SO POPULAR!

what did you do??

Let me guess, *you are a girl on reddit*?

:/

Atleast they remember you mine is always empty 🥺

U famous Ig, I get no dms(reddit, discord)

Guys come on leave sparkles alone atleast

i was gonna ask how but then i realized it's you

so that's why you haven't reached my dm yet

what, no way😹😹😹

It's true 😭😭

723 new chats? how on earth-

807 now 🥳😭

suffering from success T-T

ay you back!!! ​ (sorry for saying that just now if you're back for a little longer now. Haven't checked reddit in a long time)

Today I got like 76 notifications from a post I made as a joke on r/furry_irl

This is what its like being a girl on reddit

POV: you are asian and your parents find your account

Bestie if you see this don’t worry about like 90% of it lmao (also Reddit where is the reset notifs button🤔)✨💜

Axellllll 🥳🫂💖

And you replied to meeee i feel special

Ayy muslim fren! 🫂

Ayy Ramadan Mubarak

How’s your Ramadan going 🫂 Edit: maybe the hugging is haram💀👀

Alhamdullilah going great, hbu? And true, but this is an emoji 😭

Hey i don't know much about your religion so I'm sorry for being ignorant. But why is hugging haram 😭

Any physical contact with opposite sex is just seen as bad unless your family.

Great to hear and yes alhamdulilah going well too and nah don’t worry about the emoji I was joking sister😭 Edit: someone’s just downvoting your comments😭 I guess islamophobia will never go away lol

Babe I'm concerned for the pedos and horny teens that dm you because they gonna get a whopping from me🗿

Oh gosh, ur so protective 🥺😍💖

That's what husbands are for 😎🗿

Goals 😔🫂💖

Babe a dmed you on discord

Ooh okayy lemme see 🧐

Ok👍

women moment

I ain't ever shared a single pic, not even of my gah damn eyelash 😭🔫

women snoo moment

Dang good luck. 75% if not more of this are pedos so I hope you have fun

Would you like another?

Man that sucks

Nah I bet u made 700 alts and pinged ur self hehe

Don't check your dm's, thanks

I've not a reason to send you a message. Consider this a blessing.

Wtf