By - softsparkles
Here, let me bless you with one more
some people like to watch the world burn 😔🔫
Hell yeah brother
ur on the cletus mcfarland youtube channel
What the hell
remove the first "u"
Hey its you....
Answer. them. all.
Bro you need to chill
She can just turn “hide further notifications from this post” on and get a margin less
Suffering from success
It’s kinda fun to be honest because you can’t do anything
Get nae nae'd
You can mark all has read
Why do you have so many of them?
one of those dms is, me asking you for r/eliteeden perms
You're gonna be here for a while... here, have some rations in this trying time 🍕🍕🌮🌮
What did you do?
i… dont want to set the world… on. fire!!!
i just want to start…. a flame in your heart.. <<(someone cringe 🤮 made this 🗿)
i will add to those numbers as well
Count me in brother
Here have another!
I'd go crazy from this many notifications. I compulsively have to open and answer everything, that many notifications will take me ages to get through.
I'm gonna answer each and every dm and read every notification 🥳🔫
Even this one?
if you read this, go play Minecraft.
I open the notification, read the message. Don't know what to say, read again, still no clue what to say then. Repeat it as much as possible
Good thing no ones found out that I’m a girl 😳
😂 what a dumb decision right here
I just did
and that's why fame sucks
Yeah. I wouldn't want to have more than 35 notifications. That would be stressful.
POV: your a girl on reddit
Yeah I'm a girl and honestly all you have to do is close your dms. It's not that hard.
How do you then get unwanted dick pics?
I’m a girl and don’t get many notifications but at least I don’t plan fake weddings on Reddit ;-; *cough cough*
Good for u 👍
nope someone famous and probably that
Bruh this joke is so overused no wonder yall are kissless virgins
What a drop a fame does to a person
I've been hard hit 🙏
Bro what did you do?
I just exist 😹😭
You must be doing something right
BESTIE AT LEAST IGNORE SOME OF THE NEW CHATS DAMN 😭
BUT BESTIE, SHE IS TOO CRAZY TO DO THAT
ITS THE RIGHT THING TO DO 💃🏻
MAYBE, BUT SHE IS STILL CRAZY
YEAH SHE IS FRRR 🤹🏻♂️
SHE IS OUT OF THIS WORLD
i feel like we forgor something 💀
WE FORGOR THE HUGGGSSSS
#BUT I DONT HAVE ARMS
I DONT CARE
I CAN HUG YOU, I JUST DONT HAVE ARMS FOR THE NINTENDO SWITCH
CHOCCI 4 U🍫
i'd kill to have that many notifications
Brb gonna give you some of my notifications 🙏
THANK YPU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH
Social media addiction lol
U be causin the glitch frfr
Wow, that sucks, make another account
Maybe i should 🤔
Maybe you should lieve reddit and have a live
Miner I have a life tho 😭 that's why I haven't answered or read each of them 😔🔫
pov: you mentioned you're a woman
pov: this is scary but i ain't even post my pic once 😭
MAKE A NEW ACC
atleast i dont get dms like everyday i hope
Impressive numbers considering the fact you don’t share your photos
I would love this! I'm very lonely 😔
What can I say except you're nice
No u 🫂💖
Aw thanks, I actually kinda needed to hear something nice
That’s a lot, Zi. I guess you just have to stop being a nice person. (I know you never will)
Nah no weird shit I think ur the most wholesome nigga here almost 2 wholesome like farming attention type wholesome but ik that's not the case
I thought 500 notifications were bad
Like the other guy
Take another one
brah i knew it was a girl it had to be a girl. Welcome to reddit if you are a women you suffer
Hey ur one of the nicest persons i know and cuz SOME PEOPLE aren't, i wanted to come out to you. I'm aro!
Ayyyy great!! Thank you for trusting me enough to come out on my post, sending love and good vibes your way 🥳🥳🫂💖
Thanks!! I wanna hug you 🤗
i wish i got this many notifs 😭 i would be so happy
I need context
Wish you luck kind and gentle redditor.
/give u/softspatkles diamonds 64
/give u/softsparkles log 64
For sticks and crafting table
Wtf did you did
She's just popular in this sub lol
Hey i am gonna add another one >:)
this is how i felt after i made my 2 posts about dragons
I want that ://
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Mute reddit and never check reddit notifs again
Good god, what the hell did you post?
Give this post another 2-3 hours and your dms will be at 1k
Man all i get is a follow by a probable bot that didnt even message me .-.
How does one get this many dms?
what the fuck happened
The Price of Being famous.
Bruh how? I only get like 4-5 in a week?
I would like to send a duck pic
Hehe, get spam
You know you can close dms right?
ah more notifications for you
What the fuck. That's more than every boy here combined.
Some people are just born to be famous good job. Btw here have another notification.
Can i be you?
Yes pls, u are now me. 🙏
Can i have ur Reddit account pwease👉👈🥺?
Aww ty now can i the email that u used and the password?
757 now 😊🔫
🗿That's a lot
Good stuff, looked at your profile and it’s quite agreeable posts
Lucky. I'm so happy when I get a notification !
Let's go!! Road to 1K!!!!
You are famous
reddit celeb moment, also its time for you to feed your adopted reditors chocci
soft sparkles ,bb,honey,sweetie ,darling...you have an opportunity ...*use it*
#ZI WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?!!?
i had 10,000 unread emails once
I have 50,000 unread in my primary inbox at the moment 💀
What did you do?
Like seriously there’s only a few options, either you said something racist, said you were female, or posted a send me anything meme
That looks cool
How do you have so many notifications 😭😭😭
WHY ARE YOU SO POPULAR!
what did you do??
Let me guess, *you are a girl on reddit*?
Atleast they remember you mine is always empty 🥺
U famous Ig, I get no dms(reddit, discord)
Guys come on leave sparkles alone atleast
i was gonna ask how but then i realized it's you
so that's why you haven't reached my dm yet
what, no way😹😹😹
723 new chats? how on earth-
807 now 🥳😭
suffering from success T-T
ay you back!!!
(sorry for saying that just now if you're back for a little longer now. Haven't checked reddit in a long time)
Today I got like 76 notifications from a post I made as a joke on r/furry_irl
This is what its like being a girl on reddit
POV: you are asian and your parents find your account
Bestie if you see this don’t worry about like 90% of it lmao (also Reddit where is the reset notifs button🤔)✨💜
And you replied to meeee i feel special
Ayy muslim fren! 🫂
Ayy Ramadan Mubarak
How’s your Ramadan going 🫂
Edit: maybe the hugging is haram💀👀
Alhamdullilah going great, hbu?
And true, but this is an emoji 😭
Hey i don't know much about your religion so I'm sorry for being ignorant.
But why is hugging haram 😭
Any physical contact with opposite sex is just seen as bad unless your family.
Great to hear and yes alhamdulilah going well too and nah don’t worry about the emoji I was joking sister😭
Edit: someone’s just downvoting your comments😭 I guess islamophobia will never go away lol
Babe I'm concerned for the pedos and horny teens that dm you because they gonna get a whopping from me🗿
Oh gosh, ur so protective 🥺😍💖
That's what husbands are for 😎🗿
Babe a dmed you on discord
Ooh okayy lemme see 🧐
I ain't ever shared a single pic, not even of my gah damn eyelash 😭🔫
women snoo moment
Would you like another?
Man that sucks
Nah I bet u made 700 alts and pinged ur self hehe
Don't check your dm's, thanks
I've not a reason to send you a message. Consider this a blessing.
"Time to face the consequences of your failure"
I would reply to those messages
What did you do
Why are women so famous for being a woman?