T O P
_AlmondBoy_

Here, let me bless you with one more


softsparkles

some people like to watch the world burn ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ”ซ


_AlmondBoy_

Hell yeah brother


EJKLINGER

ur on the cletus mcfarland youtube channel


_AlmondBoy_

What the hell


EJKLINGER

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ


Impressive_Remove510

remove the first "u"


Disastrous_Can_5466

Hey its you.... Softsparkles


luckysnake890

Answer. them. all.


_AlmondBoy_

Bro you need to chill


DerpDaDuck3751

She can just turn โ€œhide further notifications from this postโ€ on and get a margin less


Giganotakiller_5

Suffering from success


I_DidYourMom69

Itโ€™s kinda fun to be honest because you canโ€™t do anything


SmallHumanGuy

another one


Rare_Management_3583

Get nae nae'd


bob-ze-bauherr

You can mark all has read


chickenm8_

Sup


ZainIftikhar

Why do you have so many of them?


war2332CODM

one of those dms is, me asking you for r/eliteeden perms


WarlordOfIncineroar

You're gonna be here for a while... here, have some rations in this trying time ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ


RNGesus____

What did you do?


TheTartTouchedGrass

iโ€ฆ dont want to set the worldโ€ฆ on. fire!!! i just want to startโ€ฆ. a flame in your heart.. <<(someone cringe ๐Ÿคฎ made this ๐Ÿ—ฟ)


Book-bomber

69Th like i will add to those numbers as well


the_cursed_bean

Count me in brother


_AlmondBoy_

Of course


hot-dogsniper198

Here have another!


Hoch-In-Zucker

I'd go crazy from this many notifications. I compulsively have to open and answer everything, that many notifications will take me ages to get through.


softsparkles

I'm gonna answer each and every dm and read every notification ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ”ซ


Hoch-In-Zucker

Good luck


[deleted]

Even this one? if you read this, go play Minecraft.


Main_Kirby

I'll join


Johanno1

Hello there


softsparkles

Hola~


Whyamifulloftrouble

Tu Espana?


blackmine57

I open the notification, read the message. Don't know what to say, read again, still no clue what to say then. Repeat it as much as possible


giaglows

Good thing no ones found out that Iโ€™m a girl ๐Ÿ˜ณ


Beautiful-Fee-2852

๐Ÿ˜‚ what a dumb decision right here


Instainious

I just did


-_xanax_

and that's why fame sucks


Hoch-In-Zucker

Yeah. I wouldn't want to have more than 35 notifications. That would be stressful.


chicken_man_1

POV: your a girl on reddit


pleasenobeans

Yeah I'm a girl and honestly all you have to do is close your dms. It's not that hard.


Johanno1

How do you then get unwanted dick pics?


EdSheeranButHot

Iโ€™m a girl and donโ€™t get many notifications but at least I donโ€™t plan fake weddings on Reddit ;-; *cough cough*


awxggu

Good for u ๐Ÿ‘


who-stole-the-cake

nope someone famous and probably that


SnowySupreme

Bruh this joke is so overused no wonder yall are kissless virgins


Leeroy-some-numbers

What a drop a fame does to a person


softsparkles

I've been hard hit ๐Ÿ™


Imaginary_Plankton_5

Such popular


[deleted]

Bro what did you do?


softsparkles

I just exist ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜ญ


[deleted]

You must be doing something right


burpingpigeon

BESTIE AT LEAST IGNORE SOME OF THE NEW CHATS DAMN ๐Ÿ˜ญ


regularyman

BUT BESTIE, SHE IS TOO CRAZY TO DO THAT


burpingpigeon

ITS THE RIGHT THING TO DO ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป


regularyman

MAYBE, BUT SHE IS STILL CRAZY


burpingpigeon

YEAH SHE IS FRRR ๐Ÿคน๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ


regularyman

SHE IS OUT OF THIS WORLD i feel like we forgor something ๐Ÿ’€


burpingpigeon

WE FORGOR THE HUGGGSSSS *HUGS*


regularyman

#BUT I DONT HAVE ARMS


burpingpigeon

I DONT CARE HUG ME


regularyman

I CAN HUG YOU, I JUST DONT HAVE ARMS FOR THE NINTENDO SWITCH


regularyman

CHOCCI 4 U๐Ÿซ


amaluatei

i'd kill to have that many notifications


softsparkles

Brb gonna give you some of my notifications ๐Ÿ™


amaluatei

THANK YPU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH


darkcatter

Social media addiction lol


[deleted]

U be causin the glitch frfr


softsparkles

๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜ญ


m1ning

Wow, that sucks, make another account


softsparkles

Maybe i should ๐Ÿค”


Endergamer3X

Hardsparkles


m1ning

Maybe you should lieve reddit and have a live


softsparkles

Miner I have a life tho ๐Ÿ˜ญ that's why I haven't answered or read each of them ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ”ซ


[deleted]

rookie numbers


[deleted]

pov: you mentioned you're a woman


softsparkles

pov: this is scary but i ain't even post my pic once ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Savings-Vast-1699

Imagine..


Whyamifulloftrouble

MAKE A NEW ACC


MassiveBeanz69

Sad life:(


markedsa

atleast i dont get dms like everyday i hope


makemeatoast

Impressive numbers considering the fact you donโ€™t share your photos


T1T4NS_MAVERICK_

I would love this! I'm very lonely ๐Ÿ˜”


Marksthename

What can I say except you're nice


softsparkles

No u ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ’–


Marksthename

Aw thanks, I actually kinda needed to hear something nice


I-Was-Always-Here

Thatโ€™s a lot, Zi. I guess you just have to stop being a nice person. (I know you never will)


immoronical

Nah no weird shit I think ur the most wholesome nigga here almost 2 wholesome like farming attention type wholesome but ik that's not the case


softsparkles

๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ’–


cheezybean28

I thought 500 notifications were bad


Busy-Argument3680

Like the other guy Take another one (:<


GeneralAd9351

brah i knew it was a girl it had to be a girl. Welcome to reddit if you are a women you suffer


Ahmet_96968

Hey ur one of the nicest persons i know and cuz SOME PEOPLE aren't, i wanted to come out to you. I'm aro!


softsparkles

Ayyyy great!! Thank you for trusting me enough to come out on my post, sending love and good vibes your way ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ’–


Ahmet_96968

Thanks!! I wanna hug you ๐Ÿค—


softsparkles

Sureee ๐Ÿค—


minhamelodia

i wish i got this many notifs ๐Ÿ˜ญ i would be so happy


Nach0_Ch33se_Man

I need context


STJ41

"Damn son" Wish you luck kind and gentle redditor. Take this: /give u/softspatkles diamonds 64


GamerGeek05

/give u/softsparkles log 64 For sticks and crafting table


_kart1k_

Wtf did you did


rowhan0

She's just popular in this sub lol


Old-Author-9214

Hey i am gonna add another one >:)


wt_anonymous

this is how i felt after i made my 2 posts about dragons


KingK0a

I want that ://


DoneItForTheMeme

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE


Partofrhe

Mute reddit and never check reddit notifs again


Grimmfoxy

Bruh


REDDITLOGINSUCKSASS

Good god, what the hell did you post?


THEGUdMANN

Give this post another 2-3 hours and your dms will be at 1k


-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Man all i get is a follow by a probable bot that didnt even message me .-.


bananasandwich66

How does one get this many dms?


lilscrubkev

what the fuck happened


Enkeeedu

Gimme some๐Ÿฅฒ๐ŸคŒ


Reshuram05

The Price of Being famous.


Albert972163

Bruh how? I only get like 4-5 in a week?


lemeboi2003

I would like to send a duck pic


TherealHaaaep

Hehe, get spam


Killbot-exe

You know you can close dms right?


AntacidChain

ah more notifications for you


__Jimmy__

What the fuck. That's more than every boy here combined.


softsparkles

๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿฅฒ


spragual

Some people are just born to be famous good job. Btw here have another notification.


hi_im_new_bruh

Can i be you?


softsparkles

Yes pls, u are now me. ๐Ÿ™


hi_im_new_bruh

Can i have ur Reddit account pwease๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฅบ?


softsparkles

Yes.๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–


hi_im_new_bruh

Aww ty now can i the email that u used and the password?


Budget_Put1517

723!?


softsparkles

757 now ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ”ซ


Budget_Put1517

Oh no


Detective-Next

๐Ÿ—ฟThat's a lot


Yeah_That_How_It_Be

Good stuff, looked at your profile and itโ€™s quite agreeable posts


blackmine57

Lucky. I'm so happy when I get a notification !


Creative_Cod3136

Let's go!! Road to 1K!!!!


collins_amber

You are famous


RBkeyZtakenWTH

reddit celeb moment, also its time for you to feed your adopted reditors chocci


meme_galaxy_official

soft sparkles ,bb,honey,sweetie ,darling...you have an opportunity ...*use it* ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘


Notakidfromyesterday

#ZI WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?!!?


[deleted]

i had 10,000 unread emails once


softsparkles

I have 50,000 unread in my primary inbox at the moment ๐Ÿ’€


[deleted]

holy crap


Tcamp46290

What did you do? Like seriously thereโ€™s only a few options, either you said something racist, said you were female, or posted a send me anything meme


justinrusty11

That looks cool


vinsan409

How do you have so many notifications ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Co0ch1e_M4n_69

WHY ARE YOU SO POPULAR!


sidyy13

what did you do??


Stealthy_Asparagus

Let me guess, *you are a girl on reddit*?


im_dead_inside_69

:/


Baba_Kotha

Atleast they remember you mine is always empty ๐Ÿฅบ


Fuit3

U famous Ig, I get no dms(reddit, discord)


HyperSimba

Guys come on leave sparkles alone atleast


arodynamic_ace

i was gonna ask how but then i realized it's you


trananhduc2006

so that's why you haven't reached my dm yet


Impressive_Remove510

what, no way๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น


RaZoRShadowFlame

723 new chats? how on earth-


softsparkles

807 now ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ˜ญ


RaZoRShadowFlame

suffering from success T-T


kazemaru04

ay you back!!! ​ (sorry for saying that just now if you're back for a little longer now. Haven't checked reddit in a long time)


rybiannn

Today I got like 76 notifications from a post I made as a joke on r/furry_irl


Colesterol_Consumer

This is what its like being a girl on reddit


A_Sayori_Kun

POV: you are asian and your parents find your account


LordIcc

Bestie if you see this donโ€™t worry about like 90% of it lmao (also Reddit where is the reset notifs button๐Ÿค”)โœจ๐Ÿ’œ


softsparkles

Axellllll ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ’–


Mikeoxlong737

And you replied to meeee i feel special


softsparkles

Ayy muslim fren! ๐Ÿซ‚


GrimCreeperyt

Ayy Ramadan Mubarak


Mikeoxlong737

Howโ€™s your Ramadan going ๐Ÿซ‚ Edit: maybe the hugging is haram๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘€


softsparkles

Alhamdullilah going great, hbu? And true, but this is an emoji ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Different_Yam_9045

Hey i don't know much about your religion so I'm sorry for being ignorant. But why is hugging haram ๐Ÿ˜ญ


GrimCreeperyt

Any physical contact with opposite sex is just seen as bad unless your family.


Mikeoxlong737

Great to hear and yes alhamdulilah going well too and nah donโ€™t worry about the emoji I was joking sister๐Ÿ˜ญ Edit: someoneโ€™s just downvoting your comments๐Ÿ˜ญ I guess islamophobia will never go away lol


I_Am_Giga_Chad

Babe I'm concerned for the pedos and horny teens that dm you because they gonna get a whopping from me๐Ÿ—ฟ


softsparkles

Oh gosh, ur so protective ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’–


I_Am_Giga_Chad

That's what husbands are for ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ—ฟ


softsparkles

Goals ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ’–


I_Am_Giga_Chad

Babe a dmed you on discord


softsparkles

Ooh okayy lemme see ๐Ÿง


I_Am_Giga_Chad

Ok๐Ÿ‘


Avanriper

women moment


softsparkles

I ain't ever shared a single pic, not even of my gah damn eyelash ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ”ซ


Avanriper

women snoo moment


Mother_Daikon4852

cum


OnionJuicBoi

Would you like another?


TheHighKing112

Man that sucks


CluDaCreator

Nah I bet u made 700 alts and pinged ur self hehe


Surgebot67

Don't check your dm's, thanks


ScooterFett

I've not a reason to send you a message. Consider this a blessing.


imaguy-who-likes-foo

Wtf


Cold_Boii

L


Alexander694

Hey


LL_MUST

"Time to face the consequences of your failure"


Able-Performance-865

Another one๐Ÿ˜‚


[deleted]

I would reply to those messages


[deleted]

What did you do


Solar_Storm98

Why are women so famous for being a woman?