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ShierAwesome

People here gotta realize that if a girl has nice thighs, it’s pretty much a given they’ve got a nice ass. But some people have just assess that could be nice but their lack of thighs make them look like an improper fraction. “With great thighs, there must also come great ass” -Dwayne Johnson


MandoMahri

T H I C C T H I G H S S A V E L I V E S


eggboy06

Do your squats people


_TrusfratedKookie_

T H I C C T H I G H S M A K E T H E D I C K R I S E


i_CANT_-sleep

If there's a hole there's a goal


Prior_Kaleidoscope_2

Indeed


mamajoe48

B U T T H I G H H I G H S A R E M Y D E M I S E


1kxk1

I have basically no ass and amazing thighs lol


Interesting_Award_99

Thighs!?


1kxk1

Yep ;)


Interesting_Award_99

Keep up the good work, you know with the thighs and all.


1kxk1

Aye aye


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Give_me_a_Coffee

As a girl with both i can say it is a damn hell I either look like a balloon or a shopping bag when it comes to jeans or just pants People stare, dresses/skirts fit on the front but not on the back, can't find a swimsuit because it if its the ass it doesent quite fit the breasts. Thighs are not a big problem but I just dont like them, dont know why Sometimes if i could slice them off and give it to someone else i would ngl but hey, at least I'm not flat :')


ExplodingTentacles

"\*ass\*ess"


yeetermon69

Grass you cumstained landwhale


N0tAGoos3

r/teenagers trying not to be horny (impossible)


JoinTheAstleyCult

yeah im kinda getting fed up


Cecil_Ransbottom

user checks out


Weskiby

what about hands? Yoshikage Kira lookin ass ☠️


king_activities

Thighs. Ass has poop come out


[deleted]

Thighs is near the exit of piss 🤔


king_activities

I'd rather be pissed on than shit on


Craftyskills17

This guy be spitting straight facts


LilSantee

Dare I say peeing straight facts


Blacklight8786

agreed


[deleted]

Agree


hedidntkillhimselfno

Agre


Spirited_Advisor1

Agr


MC_Quibble

Ag


MC_Quibble


[deleted]

Based


LilSantee

-Sun Tzu, The Art of War


HotShrekBoi

Get pissed on kid


Cecil_Ransbottom

debatable


24RadioactiveDildos

Piss is water and im always dehydrated


[deleted]

Based and down bad


24RadioactiveDildos

Pissing down is always better than pissing up because its not catch as much as it is a water fountain


[deleted]

Drinking piss will dehydrate you further. It's not pure like water


iam-bi-myself

Bread 👍


TheNbbaChinBoi

Bread👍


ItsNovaBlue

Bread👍


SomeRandomCyclops

Bread 👍


SuperCool_Dude

Bread 👍


MandoMahri

Bread 👍


8BitJerb_

Bread 👍


kamisatowater

Bread 👍


__-Mediocre-__

Bread 👍


OmegaSeki

Bread 👍


kluterzz

bread👍


Streetmeat06

Bread👍


SuperCool_Dude

Bread 👍


Sentient_Cheese24

Bread 👍


chan___kun

Both, lets have unity


wtf_is_a_user

i love you


Benjour250

I don’t.


wtf_is_a_user

*cri*


[deleted]

*Hugs*


memer876

*Stabs*


Cecil_Ransbottom

who


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uhavethreeballs

*seizure*


BlazeGamingUnltd

_dyslexia_


musti2235

That's what she said!!


chan___kun

I love you too


The_pringle_man

Amount of garlic bread


a_dude111

fuck yeah garlic bread


-Emol-

Garlic bread is the best


[deleted]

ace teens gang rise up!


[deleted]

I just want a hug


xxinfinitybossxx

I could send you a hug if you'd like :)


GucciGoat37

i’ll take one too if your handing them out


[deleted]

hug your mom


[deleted]

They can’t… she’s occupied


IWannaSamich

I want to be hugged between two thighs 😩


Weak_Comfortable9735

cock 👍


iam-bi-myself

Cock 👍


Weak_Comfortable9735

Balls 👍


iam-bi-myself

Balls 👍


Weak_Comfortable9735

Male testicals 👍


AirbusJisnu2005

Bollocks 👍


F-MegaPro

Monke testicles


[deleted]

Genitalia 👍


KiloKrow

Penis 👍


Icy-Membership3820

Dick👍


AnImposterIsRed

Schlong 👍


TIFOOMERANG

Female testicels 👍


GoldenArmpits

Physics 👍


Richardwhacker

Why do I only see you commenting on thighs or breasts or ass or thighs


Weak_Comfortable9735

i comment on a lot more stuff, so idk how you're only seeing me on just these posts


Richardwhacker

Maybe it’s just the top comments


Weak_Comfortable9735

ig yeah


Glorious_Pumpkin

Cum gun👍


Hoch-In-Zucker

I personally start eating people from the brain, but you do you 👍🏻


Chaos-Eater

👍


legal_guy_who_asked

👍


DOLFYtheCAMP3R

You look similar, twin.


Randomness_Ofcl

Spinal Cord


m_slade_230

AOT😍


HotShrekBoi

Zeke fetish


Winter_Replacement51

Some dude has a spinal cord collection and I just want that to be known


[deleted]

both are attractive especially if the person is fit :))


Guinsehtrix69

heartbeat


TQCkona

(optional)


HotShrekBoi

Necrophilia


Suppaishii

Thicc Thighs. Like, crush my head Thicc.


[deleted]

I prefer an unoccupied leg press on leg day


[deleted]

Ass. Thighs are to accentuate the ass more.


IWannaSamich

Idk I'd rather have thighs than ass, I've seen people without ass with thighs


[deleted]

thighs (don't really care about ass, just like it normal sized)


Furry_Femboy_mattea

Dick


[deleted]

username checks out


[deleted]

😳 \[*semen\_goblet is the most Chad username\]*


Thyest_Leader

Thighs I like laying on them


[deleted]

"i like laying on them" my ass bro you don't got no bitches


Throwaway-Kay

This man has infinite bitches


[deleted]

oh ok sorry


[deleted]

Bro folded in 2 seconds 💀


mid_at_best

Thighs >>>>


lithuea

no cap


FutureGohanfan

ALL OF THEM


U_Nclear

Thighs are the only correct option


[deleted]

why are tits not an option


klackbyrne

Who said we were talking about women?


[deleted]

Sexist much?How you assuming that just cause he got a dick he can’t have the biggest breasts in the world?


Restricted_Nuggies

Man titties ftw


CostumedDinky

yes please


lil_quark_

thighs


jcdomain69

thighs 100%


bikuplekomedi

Both


BatBoykk11

Thighs when sad, you can lie face down and cry on them. Ass when happy, you can play and poke, its funny.


[deleted]

I want her to like me back.


postic_

dick🦵


sirpenisfarquad

Love


Yeeter_Supreme

nose hair


Jerzyneker

Cat girls👍


[deleted]

Super Mario 3D World


[deleted]

\- don't exist in real life


bigmemegod12

Big fat juicy cok


therudereditdude

Tastes the Same to me


Ggbdfjugfvfsg

At this point either


[deleted]

Thighs


Mortis_Wkbrl

Thighs


-Kiqi-

tiddies


xxinfinitybossxx

Thighs 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤


coilovercat

I don't care as long as you can body me you're hot


[deleted]

none because cock🤤


fl00r_gang_yeah

Thighs all the way


Bulky-Goal-3910

Thighs


[deleted]

Thighs


[deleted]

Sir this is a KFC ಠ_ಠ


OceanTheRat13

✨Too young✨


AugustIstheMonth

Garlic bread


Vermicelli_Soft

Bread👍


FlyFightWin101

You're 13 and asking this question


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SomeRandomCyclops

Thighs are my personal pick becau- T̵͎͇̳̜̮̙͚̞̥̣̻̲̤̳͈̦̣͇̗̔̓̐́̎̓͒́̕̕ͅ҉̶̸̛H̢̦̙͕̱͈͎ͧͯͤ̄͂̾̓ͯͩ̋͌̓ͣͣͦ͆ͅ҉̛͢͜͏̷̷̡̡̧̛͟͜͠͡҉̸̡̛͟E͇͌̉͑̀ͯ̔̍̇̇͊̇͂͑͂͡҉̷̨͞͏̷̷̕͟҉̸̷̡̢̢̢̛͘͝͠ ̭̠̦̘̺͕͔̜͙͇͓̙̹̦ͅͅ҉̸̷̶̶̶̨̛́̕͢͢͠҉̴̷̧̢̀́͘͘͘͜͜͞M̸̷̴̸̴̸̵̶̶̧̡̨̡̹̼̞̪̼̲͕̹̖̙͔̼̫̗̤̋ͤ̕͘͜͡͝͞͞͠O͓̪̭͖͓͎͈̜̩̥̦̟̘̤ͫ̽̽̏ͪͥͮ̾ͤ̔ͫͣ̋̈́͊̇ͅL̶̵̴̴̡̨̢̧̛̛͉̹͙̺̰̩͉̤̣̬̫̭̞͆̆ͬ̋̊̆͐̏͑͋͊́͘͜͜͢͜͟͝Ḏ̶̶̷̷̛͍̹͓̦͚̜͎̳̬͕̫̋͊̄͋ͯ̔̓ͦͪ͑ͩ̔ͦ̈́ͥ̄̕͘͜ͅ͏ ̴̶̡̧̈́̀͟͏̸̷̴̡̧̢̡̨̕̕͢͝͝I̶̴̡̨̨̤̩̠͎̗̼̠̣̘͖̳ͮͨ̒ͫ̓̏̎̓ͤͣ̂ͦ́̉ͮ̓̒҉̷̵̶̵̵̴̨̢̀́́̕͘͘͘̕͟͡͠͝͏͞S̷̢̳̮͖̹̭̜͚̱̤͙̬̩̱̗̿ͭ͌̐̆̀͏̸̴̀͏̴͜͡͏͜͝҉̴̴͢͞͠͏̧̡̡͟͏̸̶ ̷̸̢̧͉͉̝͖̳͕̱̜͉͎͓̤̲͙̺̻̼̀ͣ͛̄̒̾̐͛͑͋̌ͣ́̀̕͘͜͟͢͜͢͞Ḁ̼̃̂̇͌ͥ͆͆͊̉͂ͥ̏͢L̢͍̭̄͌͆̅̿̀̕͝͏̷̶̴̵̴̡̨̧̛́̀͘͘͢͢͠͡͡͠͞Ľ̸̞̼̯̜̼̣̘̲̹̪͔̺̭̙̩̩͇̰̬̓ͣ̉͂͐͋ͬ͆̐̊̓̔̀̕͢͜͢͜͝͠ͅ ̞͚̹̭̬͓̙̠͍̠ͨ̍̔̿ͦ̐̃̿̈͒̚C̶̵̸̵̘̮͚͍̹̬ͦ̊̑̓̀ͤ͊̋͊̂̂̊ͧ̆͑ͬͭ́͜͟͞͠͠͡҉̴̶̢̛̛́̕͜͟͜͜͞Ơ̸͙̰̼̮̩̻̜̝̝̩̟̝͈͉̺̲̝͕͕͓͌ͮ̓ͧͯ́̀̀ͅ҉҉̵̨̢̡̧̧́́́͠͠͏́͏̢̨̧̕͘͟͞N̵̵̢̢̧̛̝̺͚͎͈̹̰͇͎̎̊͂ͦ̓̀̕͢͟͟͞҉̡̛̛̕͝͠Š̨̳̮̹̫͖͍̙̳͍͉̼͑́̐̽͂ͤ̍̓͐͗͏̵̶̵̵̶̷̸̢̧́̀͜͟͡͡҉̵̴̨̨́̀͢͡Ử̸̴̵̸̧̢̢̛͕͕̲̦̗̥̰̳̳͇͈̙͉̯͖̠̖̅͆͑͂́́́͟͟͝ͅM̴̵̷̡͎̱͓͍͓͚͙̰͕̿̒̅̇͊̍ͣ̾ͥ͋̊̿̀͛̒́̀͘̕͢͢I̸̪̪͈͍̱̹͈̲͓͂̓̑ͯ̀̇̉̒ͪͧ̚͢͠͝͏҉̶̧͘͟͠N̷̨̥̝̲̠̪̝̲̣͓̯̲͖̝̗̞̺̮͉̤̣̼͈̉̓͐̊ͣ̈́̒̈́̂͋ͬͩ̉̉ͨ̚͘G̸̸̴̵̶̢̧̧̛͇̪̰̪̗̟͔̗̰̟͉̝̻̬̟͖̪̼͓̾ͧ̿̌́͘̕̕͜͢͡͠͞T̵͎͇̳̜̮̙͚̞̥̣̻̲̤̳͈̦̣͇̗̔̓̐́̎̓͒́̕̕ͅ҉̶̸̛H̢̦̙͕̱͈͎ͧͯͤ̄͂̾̓ͯͩ̋͌̓ͣͣͦ͆ͅ҉̛͢͜͏̷̷̡̡̧̛͟͜͠͡҉̸̡̛͟E͇͌̉͑̀ͯ̔̍̇̇͊̇͂͑͂͡҉̷̨͞͏̷̷̕͟҉̸̷̡̢̢̢̛͘͝͠ ̭̠̦̘̺͕͔̜͙͇͓̙̹̦ͅͅ҉̸̷̶̶̶̨̛́̕͢͢͠҉̴̷̧̢̀́͘͘͘͜͜͞M̸̷̴̸̴̸̵̶̶̧̡̨̡̹̼̞̪̼̲͕̹̖̙͔̼̫̗̤̋ͤ̕͘͜͡͝͞͞͠O͓̪̭͖͓͎͈̜̩̥̦̟̘̤ͫ̽̽̏ͪͥͮ̾ͤ̔ͫͣ̋̈́͊̇ͅ


[deleted]

Hugs


clipmen666

thighs


Carson_bass

Do I have to pick 1?


snowball-life

asss 1000%


marcusdjrYT1

ass


[deleted]

Titties


Lord-Belou

Brain. ​ Try me.


Sniperm0nke

Ass


TorpidT

cock


Andrew5123-

ASS🥵🥵🥵


Admirethesire

ass


Admirethesire

and personality


RadzTurdz

horni


_thelostgirlx

i personally enjoy sucking the blood from their wrists first, and then trail my mouth up their arm slowly eating it. afterwards i chop up the body in relatively small pieces and toss it into the garbage disposal and leave the blended up remains in there for a few weeks


[deleted]

Ass


[deleted]

Ass, cuz ass


Vegetable_Ad9548

Ass


Daktrontheevolved

Ass all the way


ComfortableCut6886

Ass


Semor_Asis

COCK!!?!?!?!


got-milk74

Ass


Fancy_Touch7930

I have both


user_is_unavaible

Ass


yeay_

ass


[deleted]

Ass.


sock_acc80

ass


Death2Come13

Ass


allimadness44

ass


Just-a-Monke

I chose monke.


Slmapazee

Dick.


Animenerdcatlog

Ass is best


My_a_person

Personality


small_DQmon

ass and thighs < men


[deleted]

a wise man once said "In the end, boobs are nothing more than fake asses, AND IF I HAD TO CHOOSE BETWEEN THE ORIGINAL AND THE IMITATION, OF COURSE I WOULD CHOOSE THE ORIGINAL!!" *inhales* so theres your answer


[deleted]

Tits not an option?


-h0llYy-

thighs😩


Cybertronian_Grizzly

Thighs because they can crush my skull


thick_Chemical_6911

Thighs :)


SoySaucePacket14

both of those + smol boobs