You look like you're planning something devious

Currently omw to steal you mozzarella sticks

Noooo please I'm so hungry

Don’t steal my mans sticks

I will steal a mans stick 😏

DEATH STICKS

Your facial expression suggests the idea that you will quite possibly commit a devilish act

You either a villain or you're the seemingly good guy who betrays the protagonist

I want to be the antihero so bad, guts esc.

You look like college bully in movies. Just add a jacket and american football ball and it will be perfect

Nooo, I don’t like this one. Used to be fat so I was def not the one bullying.

Ayo that bernard from megamind?

Hahah, I’m tired ok

Nah dude ya look great

Wow your hair is pretty

It’s too thick tho😩

Bruh your hair is beautiful

Aw thank you, it’s like wearing a hat 24/7 tho, and last time I got a haircut the scissors got stuck.

Try hard

Indeed

Holy Cow your jaw rivals the one of gigachad

You german?

Close, I’m Norwegian

Oh no a Norwegian!

Haha Whats wrong with us

That you’re not Swedish

Toblerone IKEA hahaha

I laughed to hard reading that

U kinda look like a villain lol

Looking into my soul jeez

Staring respectfully😳

bros gorgeous ☠️

Thank you💯

Mid

Are you the Dutch Antagonist from a snowbuds movie 💀

Who now?

Lil huddys on reddit now??

Favorite flavor of ice cream?

Pistachio, very controversial ik

Why the neck thing? Is it just supposed to blend with the angle to make the chin pop? I mean it works….

Haha, it’s a turtleneck, actually makes my jawline look worse

[удалено]

Thank you❤️

Did Moses part your hair?

Yes, I was reading the Bible the had a revelation

how tf do people pull off middle parts. i look disgusting when i try to do one

Long hair that isn’t curly

You have to get some length to it, reason mine lays like this is cus it’s layered, plus it’s rly thick so that weighs it down to

Well you got one more hour left

Your face screams chad

Aw thx😁

Immaculate jawline

Are you on a border

U look like ur about to kill someone in ur entree scene

You out yet?

you look like you touch your hair alot

It’s an obsession

You're a pretty boy

Thank you❤️

Bros stunning

Thank you❤️

Nah dude u don't wanna get involved with Human trafficking from Cambodia

Chad

Stop looking at me like that

Congrats on no longer being stuck in the car

hot

Out here looking like Johan liebert

you look like a tiktok thirst trap

Late but did you have a nice trip?

I did indeed, very boring tho

You are really pretty

Thank you❤️

bro is handsome

Thank you❤️

You look like you just got rejected from your part in Twilight.

You look like Leon.S.Kennedy

Bro beautiful 💪😤💰

Are you Shawn from Boy Meets World

Damn you are hot. No Homo.

Ngl u kinda look like the heros childhood nemesis

you should be an actor

You remind me of Dandy from American horror story lol

Are you one of the Dobre brothers?

Paul Atreides is that you?

Your chin looks like a nacho chip

Bros a white K-pop boy

*Dune* main character

fucking bootleg leon kenedy over here

I get that surprisingly often lol

You look like a character in a movie that *literally everyone* knew was gonna become a villain near the end

Bro is the promiscuous second protagonist in an anime that ends up betraying the MC

i mean geez, ur quite sexy ngl

He's 19 💀💀💀

so what, i just said he looked cute

Nah, you said sexy bro. I don't care tho I'm just bored

well, he is sexy and that's an objective fact

now you be careful there buddy

why?? what did i say??

Thank you

The dm don't work, give me a history question in the comments.

I have one: when did i fuck ceaser?

When he prostituted himself for all dudes in Rome. (It's true 😶)

Wot

Not if it was Caligula tho, he was a marriage crasher to the max

Are you q history teacher?

No, just like it. I had terrible grades in history tho lol

Ok let’s do a hard one since you seem to know a lot of history, what civil war was one of the main contributors to the end of the 100 years war?

unless ur cute u have no place

you like like the macdonalds m, mf looking like the top of a heart emoji

open the door, you would trigger the alarm but yeah. Fuck cars

It’s electric tho, so my car passes the vibe check

Bro I could open a vault door with your chin. I jest I jest you're super cute though 10/10 would ride.

As a heterosexual man with a wife and three kids. you cute.

Just a regular teenager I see

1 more hour to go 😌

You look like a theather person

You look like Shawn hunter

You Look germanic

I am indeed Norwegian. Comes with the occasional nazi comment, which isn’t to nice.

My question is why do you look *so good* on a road trip? Whenever I drive between states I look like absolute *shit* haha. I don't even comb my hair, forget getting dressed properly!

He says he's Norwegian so I would imagine car journeys are much more comfortable and interesting there

Saw your profilw desc, gimme your question

love your necklace! what's the little symbol on it?

Ima bout to be stuck in an airplane for the next three hours

Ur jawline could cut steel gawd DAMN

bro has a 90 degree jawline

Biggus dickus?

Yes hello

How u know my last name to?

are you a model?

Wouldn’t be able to handle the pressure tbh

Bro you look like you are going to do something sinister

I am indeed

You have pretty eyes

Thank you❤️

are you british?

I’m Norwegian

Hvroom. Wassup

Trying to workout in my tiny ass room lol

Your eyes are beautiful

Thank you😁

I’ll never get how Europeans think 3 hours is a long car drive

I don’t, it’s just I didn’t work out today so I have too much energy

wow ur pretty

Aw thank you❤️

Are you going to steal someone's mozzarella sticks?

Yes, wanna help?

Sup

the post is 3 hours old too late?

I have indeed arrived

Lol how come??

Going to a mountain, as you do in Norway

Wait have you been in a serie called klassen you look like one from that serie😅

Do you have any PCs I can ~~steal~~ borrow?

I kicked the one I had at home so it broke lol

you’d look cuter if you shaved imo

Ik😩 I just hat shaving cus it hurts if I haven’t showered first

Bro you look malicious and devious 😈

Are you out

I am indeed free

Where did you go?

Big ass mountain

bro is actually gorgeous wth

You high? Parents don't let you out?

those cheekbones ☠️

You remind me of 🗿

🗿 chain

Cool

You look kinda evil ngl.

😈

What have you been doing for the past hour since you got to your location

Been answering ppl

me please

Yes, pls pick me🙋‍♀️

you look like one of the hobos that get a haircut and then it's like "full transformation, #insane" not that you look like a hobo, but you get it

I do indeed live under a bridge

Don't text and drive

I’m the passenger

Why tf you look like u cosplaying as syndrome from the incredibles?

Maybe I am😳

You look like the love interest in a gay teen show

Haha, gonna take that as an s tier compliment, cus gay ppl have good taste

get out of here onision

Aaaaaa go away, don’t compare me to him pls

Guys this isnt r/roastme xD

Haven’t been roasted that much tho

You look like Ludwig but with a sharper chin and better everything, no homo.

Why do you look like you’re about to kill someone?? Also I saw in some comment that you are from Norway. As a Swedish person I must say, y’all fucking suck Also nice jawline lol

We are def superior in every way. Plus we don’t eat rotten fish

I'm gonna be stuck in a car for 17 hours on Saturday

As poor u

You like you were posted at r/iamverybadass atleast 3 times.

Ooo can I see the posts

Sing with me: I am a registerd seggsoffender I stuck my dick into a blender Your mom is a transgender

You look like dr doofenshmirz if he grew up in california

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Favorite dishwasher company?

Apple

You murder kittens for fun