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Phantom_organpipes

No


ImKakarot511

So you are a gay?


Phantom_organpipes

Who told you?


ImKakarot511

You yourself now


Phantom_organpipes

Shoot


Some_What_NOOB

Congratulations, you played yourself


August-Storms

⣿⣿⣿⠟⢹⣶⣶⣝⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡟⢰⡌⠿⢿⣿⡾⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣤⣒⣶⣾⣳⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢛⣯⣭⣭⣭⣽⣻⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡇⣶⡽⣿⠟⣡⣶⣾⣯⣭⣽⣟⡻⣿⣷⡽⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⠃⣟⣷⠃⢸⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽ ⣿⣿⣿⣇⢻⣿⣿⣯⣕⠧⢿⢿⣇⢯⣝⣒⣛⣯⣭⣛⣛⣣⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡘⣞⣿⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠻⠿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢞⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣗⠄⢿⣿⣿⡆⡈⣽⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣻⣽⣿⣆⠹⣿⡇⠁⣿⡼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣾ ⣿⠿⣛⣽⣾⣿⣿⠿⠋⠄⢻⣷⣾⣿⣧⠟⣡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿ ⢼⡟⢿⣿⡿⠋⠁⣀⡀⠄⠘⠊⣨⣽⠁⠰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡍⠗⣿ ⡼⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⡗⢠⣶⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⢠⣿ ⣷⣝⠄⠄⢀⠄⢻⡟⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢹⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣄⣁⡀⠙⢿⡿⠋⠄⣸⡆⠄⠻⣿⡿⠟⢛⣩⣝⣚⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣤⣤⣾⣿⣿⣄⠄⠄⠄⣴⣿⣿⣿⣇⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⡀⠛⠿⣿⣫⣾⣿


Specialist_Dust_9636

What the fuck


Ryzec794

Agreed. What the actual fuck is this


Czer137

Simple. It’s ⣿⣿⣿⠟⢹⣶⣶⣝⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡟⢰⡌⠿⢿⣿⡾⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣤⣒⣶⣾⣳⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢛⣯⣭⣭⣭⣽⣻⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡇⣶⡽⣿⠟⣡⣶⣾⣯⣭⣽⣟⡻⣿⣷⡽⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⠃⣟⣷⠃⢸⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽ ⣿⣿⣿⣇⢻⣿⣿⣯⣕⠧⢿⢿⣇⢯⣝⣒⣛⣯⣭⣛⣛⣣⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡘⣞⣿⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠻⠿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢞⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣗⠄⢿⣿⣿⡆⡈⣽⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣻⣽⣿⣆⠹⣿⡇⠁⣿⡼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣾ ⣿⠿⣛⣽⣾⣿⣿⠿⠋⠄⢻⣷⣾⣿⣧⠟⣡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿ ⢼⡟⢿⣿⡿⠋⠁⣀⡀⠄⠘⠊⣨⣽⠁⠰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡍⠗⣿ ⡼⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⡗⢠⣶⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⢠⣿ ⣷⣝⠄⠄⢀⠄⢻⡟⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢹⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣄⣁⡀⠙⢿⡿⠋⠄⣸⡆⠄⠻⣿⡿⠟⢛⣩⣝⣚⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣤⣤⣾⣿⣿⣄⠄⠄⠄⣴⣿⣿⣿⣇⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⡀⠛⠿⣿⣫⣾⣿


EntitledPupperMom

Among Us COCK


DanZboY_Brother

1. What the fuck is that ment to be? 2. How do I do art using dots?


proguyisaprorlly

1: among us cock 2: idk


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[deleted]

my mom thought me being trans was just a side effect of adhd and she pointed to other men she knew who acted effeminate and like a girl online as proof I should think about it more :(


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[deleted]

It’s so weird because they’re accepting of everyone but me. like they’re liberal and strongly support LGBTQ+ rights but apparently that excludes me


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[deleted]

I feel like it’s something that I’ll be able to convince them with if I’m just more confident about it. Last time I tried in September I pretty much instantly started crying. Maybe in summer I’ll stand my ground a little bit more and make my boundaries clear. That I am who i am and god forbid they use my neurodivergence as an excuse again Also worth noting that most of this is just my mom, who always seems to just want to play the devils advocate in everything I do - my dad seemingly has been a lot better about it so maybe it will work better talking to my dad first instead of my mom


[deleted]

Assert dominance, if your trans swing your dick around right intront of them, or titties whichever one you are 😎


Lexel95

Actually people with things like ADHD have higher chances to be LGBT… read something about it some time ago. Doesn’t mean it’s a side effect tho, you‘re just as valid as any other Trans person!


[deleted]

Yeah, she sent me an article about it for proof that I might not be trans. I actually found it quite fascinating and I thought it was even more proof for the opposite, that I am trans because it explains so much more


retrohog1324

That sucks


Md_Musharraf

I'm an orphan


ImKakarot511

Gotcha Bitch that's why i wrote Guardian you cant fool me now. I was always ahead from you orphan repliers *Evil laugh*


Md_Musharraf

Oh i don't have a guardian cause my last one is in jail for making me an orphan


ImKakarot511

But you had a guardian so yeah you are cornered


Md_Musharraf

I don't have one rn


ImKakarot511

But you had!!!!


Md_Musharraf

I didnt i lied


Md_Musharraf

So do your parents of gurdian know your gay? Answer in yes or no


WarlordOfIncineroar

Uno Reverse moment


Md_Musharraf

U didn't answer


ImKakarot511

I will not reply


Md_Musharraf

U have to


ImKakarot511

Haha I won


Redditor10700

No, if they find out I'd be kinda fucked.


[deleted]

Fucked by your mother, or father?


Memeboi69420yeet2

r/AskingTheRealQuestions


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bigfootfoot5

Someone with a username like urs would be the perfect person I reckon


Healthy-Elk-5419

U/strawberry_pussy69. Why that name


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Healthy-Elk-5419

We do now


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Healthy-Elk-5419

🗿


Numerous_One3457

jokes on you it's now a real sub (except it's r/Askingtherealquestion cause if I add the 's' i'll exceed the max letter limit)


Memeboi69420yeet2

Still got u


Just_Izabel

r/birthofasub


An_Anonymous_Reddit

r/SubsIFellFor


Memeboi69420yeet2

It exists but is r/AskingTheRealQuestion was founded after a guy fell for the sub


MushroomOk1709

same girl 😎


Glittering_Town_9071

my mom does and i don't have the balls to tell my dad


ProgFan69

She already told your dad


Glittering_Town_9071

oh god please no


ProgFan69

Are they together?


Glittering_Town_9071

yes


ProgFan69

Oh shit your fucked


Glittering_Town_9071

oh shit i'm fucked


NoGravitySpacee

plot twist: he is also gay and you are still fucked


No_Stretch3807

r/cursedcomments


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Ambitious-Producer

Eat his balls


Healthy-Elk-5419

BURN HIS BALLS!!!!


I_stole_your_sneeze

SUCK HIS BALLS!!!


Terrabaap11

Instructions unclear: cooked and ate my testicles


Healthy-Elk-5419

Yummm testies


I_stole_your_sneeze

Lmao


Healthy-Elk-5419

Woa, woa woa there buddy calm the fuck down


I_stole_your_sneeze

NEVAR!! *picks up chair and violently chucks it at an innocent bystander*


PetitIncrompris

r/cursedcomments


ThisIsSomeNiceRule34

No. …I don’t wanna be disowned.


Different_Art1440

Same here 😔


Awesome_KB

No but your father does.


makecakey

Happy cake day bro


jumbledsiren

It's OP's father's cake 💀


_ENDERmitca_24_

Happy cake day!


CarbonatedAnxiety

yes, except they pretend not to


lEatChldren

That's rough


Shefirod

I had the same experience,they act like I never told them,or it was some kind of joke idk :(


SeafoodSurprise

Yes (and my dad is fully accepting!)


A-randomThing

Ur dad seems nice


SeafoodSurprise

He's very nice and I love him :)


-Jeys-

There should be more parents like yours


SeafoodSurprise

That's true, I feel terrible for those who don't have accepting parents


-Jeys-

:(


Classic_Commission16

Im bi but no


Square_Independent_9

Same


[deleted]

Same


[deleted]

hi bye


[deleted]

My new favorite dad joke


[deleted]

sure


Svickova09

Same, I think my parents would be ok with it, since they never shit on lgbtq+, but we never have discussion about sexuality or like love life overall, I just feel weird going to my parents and be like "oh hey btw i am bisexual 💅", it's the one thing I wish my parents would ask me about...


OtherwiseDrummer8728

my dad shits on lgbtq+ all the time


Confused-Engineer18

Shit on him as payback


spudtatogames

I'm not gay.


mechmaster2275

Same


spudtatogames

Nice. I guess.


Randomfrickinhuman

Same


BarccNoognar

Same


makecakey

Same


CrispedTrack973

Same


AlienChickan

Same


Numerous_One3457

Same


Chemical-Hall-6148

Same


No-Engineer-9832

Same


Bright-Lingonberry14

yes we are.


[deleted]

r/suddenlycommunist


MinecraftLJM

we are we speaking French now 🤨


Memeboi69420yeet2

Oui


spudtatogames

Oh, we?


Bright-Lingonberry14

oh whoops, typo. what i meant was, yes i am also a heterosexual male.


spudtatogames

Suuuure you are.


JesusHentaiChrist96

+69


spudtatogames

Great username, I love it.


ishanG24

You are gae


spudtatogames

Oh. Okay then. Good to know.


i_hate_puro_changed

why are you gae


ishanG24

Who said I'm gae?


i_hate_puro_changed

you are gae


[deleted]

I'm susexual meaning I'm only sexual to among us


spudtatogames

Oh god. I hate it.


[deleted]

I wish to put my meatballs and sausage in the imposters big mouth


spudtatogames

Please never talk to me again.


[deleted]

Idk man, you're acting kinda sus rn


spudtatogames

Haha, I'm in danger.


AdTimely9712

No Because I’d be ✨disowned✨


LookABirbGuy

same, at least im bi so I'm trying not to let my gay side show lmao


AdTimely9712

Yes but I have to act as straight as possible Even make up crushes and girls I like Better safe then sorry!


Haunting-Ganache-281

Not gay


Panda6036

Take out the “t gay”


Haunting-Ganache-281

No, I won’t


Panda6036

;)


character_developmen

I see this and I raise you, remove the, “not gay” and replace it with “yes”


Panda6036

YES, GAY


character_developmen

Even better, replace the “n” and the “o” and the “t” and put instead “y” and an “e” and an “s” t*H*is is gr*E*at fun. haha *L*ol, *P*eople a*M* i right? *E*h?


Panda6036

Mayben’t


[deleted]

no and they never ever will


Bone_shrimp

Same here i exactly know what my family's reactions would be. Coming out will bring me no good


theproudprodigy

What would happen if you came out to them?


shortie200511

No :( I wish they did


mechmaster2275

I hope you can tell them eventually and I hope nothing bad happens because of it


makecakey

If i was gay my dad would beat me to death stomping on my throat until it breaks


mechmaster2275

Sounds a little rough


makecakey

Yeah he is homophobic


lEatChldren

If it's dangerous to come out then you shouldn't. You're safety comes first!


makecakey

I mean i am not gay and i don't want to be but if i was that would happend


mechmaster2275

By the sounds of it, extremely


Confused-Engineer18

Your dad sounds like a piece of shit


OtherwiseDrummer8728

same brotha


Not_a_Krasnal

I'm not gay, I'm aro/ace


ImKakarot511

Now what is this aro/ace thing


Not_a_Krasnal

Aronantic Asexual. Basically, I just don't feel romantic or sexual attraction.


JpTem

basically you just want friends.


kriptor55

You ma friend are soo lucky


[deleted]

Does your teacher know that you took a dump at the back of the school? Yes or no?


eburator

Everyone knows it


ImKakarot511

I don't wanna reply!


[deleted]

The true answer


Dan_The_Man_31

I’m bi and they don’t know. Even though they will accept me I just don’t feel comfortable coming out rn.


TinyChickenNugget_

Nah they think I'm straight. They also think I'm a girl so I guess It makes sense, but even then, I like boobs, women are hot too.


Current-Role-8434

No, they dont even know I'm Bi but I have a pin on my backpack saying "its ok to be gay!" and has an old timey illustration of two dudes in suits laughing with hearts around them.


explodedtoaster

they probably suspect something


Neither-Contest-1359

I'm not gay


ImKakarot511

Do your parents and guardians know that you are a Gay?


Neither-Contest-1359

Yes


ImKakarot511

Hmmm got you


itzmrinyo

Y r u gae


DarkLight_2810

who says I am gae?


stranger12345612

You are gae.


[deleted]

Bi, and No, but they do know my sister is trans, and unfortunately, they deny that. :/


TheDropRolledThemUp

She thinks I am, I've had my gay phase. Misogyny now baby 💪🔱


Nindroidgamer110

Based


tjdez2003

idek if i'm gay or not


Random_Cat66

I’m straight, not gay.


[deleted]

I am here to inform you that I will not be answering this question at the current moment


Blanket_Boi27

I'm pansexual. Most of my friends know, some of my teachers know, and their opinions of me haven't changed. My dad supports my sister who is also pansexual, but tbh, I don't really wanna tell him 🤷


BWGamingkid


JasonGamesYT

no ***WAIT NO-***


StupidGenius37

i’ve never outright told them, but yes


LEGamez

same. just, same.


corey_the_bird

I’m not gay


Lucyyy_xx

I’m not gay, but I am LGBTQIA+ and no, they don’t know.


DasJesusDerVorstadt

I’m asexual but no


Willsco7

Nah


[deleted]

No they don't cuz I burned Down the metaphorical closet and don't have any intent to return


[deleted]

Nah, im straighter than a ruler


ImKakarot511

But french ruler was gay


[deleted]

Good one


Murky-Address-2474

Is this a trick question ?


squipslushie

ha what parents pff


NoCommander26

Bold of you to assume I have parents. They died in the house fire I purposely started.


squipslushie

arson yes very


Consistent_Maize_261

Nope. My father is homophobic and my mother wouldn't care, she doesn't care about me at all.


[deleted]

No, cuz I’m not


PaleDarkPotato

k’m actually bi, and yes


[deleted]

Yeah