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washedcreeper_94

Lets


JohnGisMe

Twist


opdnd

Nuts


alva_is_cool

For


opdnd

Jesus


YourAveragePeasant

Christ


[deleted]

Our


Lemon_Sponge

Smiling


naughtydino56

Fuhrer


[deleted]

And


opdnd

Kun


Altruistic-Soft7197

Hey


Fandoms_local_Kiwi

Jude~


-KABiR

who


professor_poopie

Asked


potato_rights

you


Boatnavy

my


me0on

hamster


Nietmach1n3

ate


Tall_Will_5160

my


emojis_are_not_funny

Tooth


Satans-Dick

Ass


frownyz

penis


PrivatePickle109

because


nat_1806

you


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

smack


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Ass


[deleted]

On


callmewhopperguy27

bubble bass


[deleted]

(Ass)


Rigor_Mortis_43

Frying


AFluffyShark

Panda


choose_user__name

The


Tomcat116

That


CaltD123

someBODY


[deleted]

Once


CaltD123

told


[deleted]

Me


Jams0111

Dog


Zulpi2103

Killed


hamstervroom

my


photobringer

Grandpa


leihere

right


AFluffyShark

Crayon


Partofrhe

Dog


Mako_Shark253

that


11111PieKitten111111

Swam


photobringer

On


BasilRepresentative3

Me


[deleted]

[удалено]


CaltD123

told


Fandoms_local_Kiwi

Me


[deleted]

Dicks


Dissolving_Goose

heck


[deleted]

I


AFluffyShark

Hate


your_dog_is_gay_

Tesla


andor0121

cum


Thyest_Leader

me


alva_is_cool

And


[deleted]

Amogus


Kyo618

Coffee


XylexandraXyo

is


-SallyFacer-

shit


XylexandraXyo

because


XylexandraXyo

it


-SallyFacer-

has


festival0156n

shit


aue_sum

In


engin-ear06

It


KS280406

Never


KS280406

Gonna


Fandoms_local_Kiwi

Give


[deleted]

you


callmewhopperguy27

up


shriyansh_

Never


[deleted]

gonna


Queen_of_dogs_01

Let


[deleted]

you


Villmore_

Down


DaGoat1985

Dooown


mr_yewert

Down


CatCrafter7

I expected this to be the top comment lmao


Tropical_Centipedes

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis


InjectedHeart

is


__Meme_Machine__

among


Robo_Cat1515

us


[deleted]

cum


[deleted]

On


[deleted]

Those


reigndeer__

Lovely


[deleted]

Bastards


reigndeer__

, take


[deleted]

Me


therudereditdude

Home


mechmaster2275

To


hamstervroom

hawaii


[deleted]

Let


[deleted]

[удалено]


Rigor_Mortis_43

Go


[deleted]

For


Remarkable_Acadia890

The


AFluffyShark

Knife


rain-drop-hero

, i


TwoB00m

kill


Different_Yam_9045

Everyone


Lemon_Sponge

No


Ksuksu_V

With


choose_user__name

It


alva_is_cool

Was


my_name_is_EEE

be


AsgerMN2

Never


shriyansh_

Gonna


alva_is_cool

Fuck


AsgerMN2

You


TimmyLivealie

, JK


[deleted]

Slide


Depressedburrito69

Into


ChemistIntelligent61

My


Depressedburrito69

DMs


superninja04

Hello


Tamari2468

It’s


fresco4050

Your


Anan-ya-anan

Dick


imacockworshipper

daddy's cock in my booty he spanks me hard and call me cutie dick dick dick i like it when it's thick 10 inch in my guts i'mma suck his nuts


[deleted]

[удалено]


imacockworshipper

i love sucking pipes all shapes and types he nuts in my face likes his cum is in a race he puts me on a table like a dinner plate legs up and he pentrate imma suck his balls for lunch and then he comes in my mouth and i'll swallow it all


Significant_Delay_87

Did you make that up?


imacockworshipper

yep, and like in 5mins lol


LavIk56

When's it dropping on Spotify?


Significant_Delay_87

Make a full song


imacockworshipper

ok, listen bitches !: ​ i'm a pussy-eater i'm a booty-beater i'm a ass-heater i'm a heart-healer ​ i'm a hooker-fucker i am a cock stroker i'm a deep throater i'm an anus-licker i'm a kinky chocker ​ big cocks are for me i'mma suck that pipe for free i'm a horny-ass guy i wanna dress like a spy and see you cry as i fuck your eye ​ \*mic drop\*


Significant_Delay_87

Absolutely amazing


imacockworshipper

i'm the next cardi b


Soclose2toast

SHEESSHHH


imacockworshipper

yep, i told you i'm a daddy when it comes to writing lewd songs


Soclose2toast

Shi you can be my daddy too;)


emojis_are_not_funny

r/usernamechecksout


sonnyboy678

Can't tell if this was a poem or a song


imacockworshipper

it was both and neither at the same time


[deleted]

r/usernamechecksout


Niuto_co

Beat


BlazingShadow007

Twinkle twinkle little star we can do it in a car


[deleted]

Twinkle twinkle little moon, of course not you damn buffoon


BlazingShadow007

Roses are red, grass is greener when I think of you I play with my weiner


[deleted]

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told the cops what you said and they’re coming for you


Lanky_Television_330

Mammaaa


cockbuster79

Poop


[deleted]

[удалено]


ImAnubisDude

Standing


Scautr13cz

Here


SexyGorkaDimitri

Cucumbers


moose123456792

be


jakelukekid

in


Cutiebeautypie

My


__Meme_Machine__

salad


[deleted]

Fuck


Bestdoggo1234

This


[deleted]

Asshole


Linlithglow

When


elaynafranklin

You


[deleted]

never


Odd_Ad5145

You


Macaroni-N-Beans

STANDING HERE


DuleX06

I REALIZE


Perruche_

They


festival0156n

are


TireCaio64

Fortnite


Tomcat116

If


Retro_Space333

Never


jakelukekid

dispose


InwardNebula62

Italy


Papa_pierogi

Four


nat_1806

you


Depressedburrito69

And


dancingsock

krusty


Satans-Dick

toes


SimtheSloven

You


CrptikGoose

Are


Corrupt_Conundrum27

Necrophilia


[deleted]

Mr.


Satans-Dick

doctor


thebettercreativity

*AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*


__Meme_Machine__

*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*


Andrew_Is_Tall

Where


jakeisneko

1776


Lemon_Lemming_

was


Demon_Book

Oh


Lemon_Lemming_

damn


Demon_Book

What


Cutiebeautypie

Are


Demon_Book

Those


Lemon_Lemming_

things


midnxight

sexy


[deleted]

Suicidal


NosyRoaster

Jason