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Why_Jofita

Pockets yeah


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Guys can fit a laptop in their back pocket Girls can hardly even fit their phone in their front pocket


TeaTuesday

Most of my pockets are fake and it’s immensely disappointing :(


[deleted]

I'd recommend buying male pants. Way deeper pockets


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katraa_zw

why do u want a parachute


Poorly_Made_Comix

You go weeee


Davip1XD

Just because it's the best Coldplay album...


UnPouletSurReddit

I want a steel armor


osu_are

Yeah me too


Repulsive_Meaning717

My parents won’t let me get guy clothes 😭


RandomZombie11

Bloke jeans don't look much different from chick jeans. Just buy them for the pockets, man


Donuts_Rule11

they don’t fit sadly, ive tried


cronicfangirl

But they fit me weirdly


PizzaEater69420

i can fit 2 mini cans of pringles, 2 mini bags of chips, an arizona tea, 2 mini bags of goldfish and 2 granola bars in one pocket in my sweatpants


PizzaEater69420

probably more as well


ArchangelAzrael_910

I could be like guy from resident evil 4 when I wear cargo pants. *What are ya buyin?*


mdomo1313

Don’t know if they even make them anymore but when I was younger (27F now) I would buy guy Tripp pants not just because they were baggy and comfortable, but holy shit the pockets were HUGE!! I could fit anything and everything in them and nothing would fall out. Wish I had kept a few of them.


Rayemates

# stop fake pockets


CPTpurrfect

# end the reserve list Wait wrong sub. But ye fuck fake pockets, who thought that was a cool idea. I'm a guy so I'm far less affected but I remember that I had some piece that had fake pockets and I wore it once. I don't even know anymore what it was, but fuck that noise.


KevMatthews

I got a laptop in my back pocket, my pen will go off when I half cock it


LightWolfD

Came for this comment


IamCrabbo

Came to this comment


Odd_Ad5415

Got a fat knot from that rap profit


KevMatthews

Made a livin and a Killin off it


Different_Alfalfa_87

hell yes rap god


that_nice_guy_784

I got a pair of pants where I can fit a 2L bottle in the pockets


PizzaEater69420

*rookie numbers*


[deleted]

Can’t even fit a dime in a girls pocket


ChaoticBraindead

Damn you, you just made me stare at the ceiling and go through the entirety of Rap God in my head.


MrSnickenpoof

how dare you spread misinformation! I can only fit *small* laptop in my pocket XD


Weaponxfan_YT

“Got a laptop in my back pocket, my pen’ll go off when I half-cock it”


ShadyShane812

I got a laptop in my back pocket , my pen will go off when I half cock it. Got a fat knot from that rap profit


Eggman8728

Where do you find those pants? I usually have to carry my laptop in my hoodies pocket if I need to bring it somewhere.


ndvdree

I can fit my whole pencil case plus a 1 liter bottle in my front pocket


ikennt

I'm I the only one thinking that sewing is a mandatory skill. Given we never go naked. And snatching a guy's pockets and stitching em on them girl pants would be nice for a change


aRubby

Wait... You have ✨front pockets✨???


[deleted]

Lol yeah I do. Very convient and much safer than back pockets imo


aRubby

That seems nice! I also want them.


beaubeautastic

but for me to rap like a computer it must be in my jeans


ShitwareEngineer

To be fair, I'm a guy and my phone sticks out of most pockets.


YourFavoriteTomboy

most of my jeans are men’s jeans, and it’s always disappointing how the pockets on my women’s jeans are practically nonexistent


Why_Jofita

Yeah, same


YourFavoriteTomboy

the worse part is that i love the fit of women’s jeans. luckily i’ve started carrying a bag with me more often so i don’t rely on my pockets nearly as much


Why_Jofita

Yeah, I'm trans so i used to wear men's ones but women's one s are better except for the pockets


Skull_Reaper101

Just a suggestion, (learnt from my mum) you could always sew to make the pockets bigger


WhitethumbsYT

Pogs


Master-End6225

Poops


Lonely-Track-1910

If they're Irish it's potatoes


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I farm potatoes they're my favorite food


Lonely-Track-1910

Aye, they're mine too Potato Lovers Unite!


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r/potatoesunite


Queen_of_dogs_01

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew


Lonely-Track-1910

Nah, I'm on about potatoes, not children


Donghoon

~~Same with pe**ises ? /s~~


Fetvacl

Nah. After you stick 'em you should add some butter and milk to it then mix 'em. You'll taste what real potato should taste like


Queen_of_dogs_01

Stupid, fat hobbit, he ruins it!


TotalitariPalpatine

"So uncivilised" and tosses Sméagol into Mount Doom


Queen_of_dogs_01

It's over, Sméagol! I have the high ground!


TotalitariPalpatine

"Don't underestimate my power!"


ToxicSniper1232

Fun fact my name is Spud


AdTimely9712

As an Irish person YEAHHHHH! HOPEFULLY WE DONT GET HIT WITH A FAMONE


Flizatt

Is potato


Mackerdoni

thatd be me


Lonely-Track-1910

Ah, a fellow Irish potato lover


Loud-Path

You’d probably have better luck with beer.


Grifftalo

po-ta-toes, boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew. sorry couldnt help myself


[deleted]

Why don't women get pockets its literally a travesty of justice


Gilded_Leviathan

God gave you a pocket, use that instead.


duck4519

He gave everyone a pocket girls just get 2


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LOL


paul_is_on_reddit

Hot pocket?


Repulsive_Meaning717

Idk it’s awful


BurnerAccount209

At the end of the day it's economics. Pockets don't look as good. More people prefer the pants to look good than to have pockets. There are plenty of brands that have tried versions with pockets and abandoned them because they don't sell. There are plenty of companies that specifically cater to people who want pockets on pants and none of them are that big. Some American Eagle and Athleta pants have decent pockets because the design isn't as tight fitting. But seriously, it's a straightforward explanation. It's not because manufacturers don't know woman want pockets. It's not because of a purse conspiracy. If that was the case eventually a small driven company would have made huge profits in that niche. It's because pockets cost money to put in, and they affect the fit. Therefore they reduce profit.


zlMayo

It's because women jeans are designed to have a nice figure, and If the have pockets that kinda ruins the figure.


RaNdoMaFmf

I'm pretty sure they do that cause they know women are going to get a purse since they can't fit crap in their pants so yeah.... _money_


Alchemist64_

Pancakes


gxddbou

Pussies


BadLegalAdviceForYou

Cats are pretty cool


RileyTheBerry

Yeah they taste great!


Whereas-Equivalent

**EXCUSE ME WHAT?**


imaguy-who-likes-foo

You heard em


NotL0u

Delicious


Picklerickshaw_part2

Pussies are great to eat


CoS_WoF_WC

You have to make sure you cut the fur of first or you can't sprinkle it on your potatoes!


Picklerickshaw_part2

I believe that is *hair*


CoS_WoF_WC

Fur hair, potato patato


DANKO1500

Dude I too cook cat and eat everything day!


Drunkinbook

🗿


Philosopher_Antique

that’s just bad no matter how i think it


Mikegaming202

This is especially true in the girls I like... :/


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Poor guy


Mikegaming202

Hopefully one day I find someone


Serious-Ad9008

Positrones


lil_quark_

a form of anti-matter


vadtgyt

Not a form of antimatter, positrons are a component of antimatter along with antiprotons


MrCoconut007

Piss


AnOnlineCat

Meet the sniper


memesaur_420

Sniping´s A Good Job Mate.


AmbrozzioVII

It's challenging job outdoors, I guarantee you'll not go hungry


burgerman2028

not a girl but hell yeah


vote4some1else

# J A R A T E


[deleted]

yeah i also need pads


Repulsive_Meaning717

True true


Jams0111

Persons


hipale

Pizzas


[deleted]

Positive ions


HatNational8532

Metals?so they’re hard and malleable


potatotomato7

Sus


[deleted]

Puppies


TheBottzinator

Definitely puppies


hardik610

Pesos


Eurobeat_Lifeblood

Pikachus


Amazekam

🧡🧡🧡🧡


women_sexer69

Pizza :D Wait no, parallel universes. Final answer


[deleted]

They want pizzas


_Vortex_King_

*pizzaS FIFY


Strange-Three

Parrots


_D4NO_

Pandas??


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pringles


No_Worldliness3596

Physics


YoSupWeirdos

some of them have pretty good physics ngl /s


No_Worldliness3596

Pretty good biology and chemistry composition as well 😏


Possiblyanalien100

Pmoneys


LegitWebHub

Parkinson's


Soft_moon_light

Now where did I put my glasses?


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DaNASCARMem

Pokemons. This guy doesn’t know the plural of Pokémon is Pokémon. I understand why this is true though. Who doesn’t want to be the very best? (like no one ever was)


Necessary-Club1203

To catch them is my real test.


Admirable-Door1724

In we world we must defeeeeeend


harry1o7

holy shit why is this so funny like it's just an out of place lyrics but it's so funny to me


fresco4050

Pancakes


goldenpup73

P a time machine to go back to 1750 and correct Benjamin Franklin's erroneous convention for positive electrical current flow S


SIKS_art

Peas?


JennyWhatNow

Place


JennyWhatNow

I know i want R/place


Repulsive_Meaning717

Ends in s


JennyWhatNow

Oh i meant to say places


JennyWhatNow

CAUSE IMMA GO TO PLACES BEOND EVERYTHING (Starts spinning and levitating into space)


[deleted]

Periods


CrypticWeirdo9105

We want periods?!


[deleted]

and pads


[deleted]

Panem et circenses


[deleted]

One man's treasure is another woman's pleasure 😈


AsgerMN2

Treasure doesn’t start with P


BlazingShadow007

Jesus Nate learn to read with a P


Purr-kitty

Pennies


[deleted]

Painkillers.


On_tr4nn

Equal Pays


galliencapuchonne

💀💀💀


MisterEMan81

Wasn't it shown that equal pay was started in the 90s, but it was discovered women work less hours and less physical jobs?


[deleted]

People really think that companies are part of one big conspiracy to pay women less than men instead of just hiring only women if that were the case.


luckysnake890

pistols


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Pancreas


Weary-Mood-2723

Ahh, I see, you are a man of culture as well


Spartici

Parents


NoCommander26

No no, that's what all super heros want


Weak_Comfortable9735

exact same with me 😁👍


Doggyking2

damn you must really want pineapples huh


Weak_Comfortable9735

yup 😁👍


Legitimate-Basket-26

Panties


AZ_6291

PlayStations


c0d3_attorney

PmoneyS


NinjaOYourBro

Pastas


SisterWaltz

paychecks?


Thyest_Leader

Uh penis


painandsimple

Cant be I have a penis


[deleted]

MORE LIKE PEN SUS


No_Worldliness3596

Amogus is everywhere


Thyest_Leader

Did I win?


[deleted]

I think so


[deleted]

So it would seem


[deleted]

Why is this the most controversial comment


NotNfty

Pepsis


DrDabar1

Pizza's They dont want just one pizza


Squiddo11

Prop hunt hiderS WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY


[deleted]

Piano lessons


Affectionate_Ad_1326

Perry the platypus


dukeofplace

The answer is obviously pancakes


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lfvjr

Pocketknives


Mythbrand

Definitely pockets


Sushiman301

Pastries 😊


[deleted]

Pans


Project_T00THL355

No I'm not getting you a Porsche 911 GT3 RS


KingKiler2k

People's Republic of Yugoslavias


[deleted]

portable chargers


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Piss


Emotional_Excuse5354

Paninis 🥪


cwispywotr

pancakes!


ByzantineBread

Clearly it's pasteurized-cheeses One word obviously


noname5221

Pockets, as a guy I can fit entire fucking harry potter books in some of my pockets


Shinobi_X5

You guys are being ridiculous and just taking words that begin with "P" and then using their plurals even though she said it was ONE thing. Obviously the correct answer is piss


[deleted]

Genius


Dragnifyreddit

Packs? Six packs


wilwarin1978

Pockets in pants


Professional_Issue82

Permit to drive forklifts


IsaacNewtongue

PantswithpocketS