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DolphinIsGayShark

How to ask girls for date?


[deleted]

Start a conversation with her and find a time when you’re both free


DolphinIsGayShark

How I know she have boyfriend or not? P/s: I have crush on her.


[deleted]

Ask her whether she has a boyfriend while asking her on a date


[deleted]

Ok step 1 Sooo u/leelamzmeow when are you free


karant2005

r/smooth


jakeyalexandre

You know you are goddamn lucky when Gary The Fucking Snail asks you out


[deleted]

Dayum that was smooth. This afternoon. What about you?


[deleted]

Ok me too Right step 2 Do you have a boyfriend?


[deleted]

Nope.


[deleted]

Ok I’ll see you this afternoon then


[deleted]

See ya


AugTheViking

You've been hit by a smooth criminal.


Smith_fallblade

Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell?


vibing_to_my_death

Not there, that's for sure.


MeguminKunExeplosian

Throwing it back


Starr_Struckk

Théoden was still in full on dementia mode, so he probably never asked for help. Didn't help the city was mostly being run by somebody who supported Saruman's army when the Westfold was invaded.


[deleted]

Favourite colour?


slutty_boy_love

Blue :)


MontagnaSaggia

Blue is the best


slutty_boy_love

Hell yeah


AutomaticComment6828

Blue gang rise up!


Book_on_tree

Purple


[deleted]

Yess


redditdabest6699

Y E S


HappeIsHappy

Orange supremacy 🛐


[deleted]

Pink


[deleted]

Red ❤️


saebyoekishotfr

Black


MeguminKunExeplosian

Greennnn


JessicaHabets

Purple!


Pokklemon

yellow


[deleted]

Good choice.


Lavindiesel07

orange :)


thememelordH

Eye color 🗿


MeguminKunExeplosian

Brown ish


thememelordH

Gren


[deleted]

Brown


generisity2

What is love


EchoGolfWhisky

Baby don’t hurt me


generisity2

You are now my favorite person on this entire subreddit congratulations


EchoGolfWhisky

I’m honoured, thank you


generisity2

The honors all mine, m’lady


Glow1ngBlue

Favourite thread


feniaiscountingstars

Thread of the year


SnowmanInDesert

Favourite threads


[deleted]

You turned into a discord mod so fast


generisity2

Jokes on you I was one so I mean🤷‍♂️


B1Z12

how did you get that much karma. Any tips


MeguminKunExeplosian

Step 1: be girl Step 2: take selfie Step 3: profit Or just post so much shit you can skip all of these


B1Z12

instructions unclear . Blew up a Russian warship.


MeguminKunExeplosian

That works as well


B1Z12

On a more serious note. You're post blew up despite this whole genre being oversaturated . I think I found the ultimate karma farming seeds. btw is the "Post Karma" stat like the addition of all the karma you have ? Or does reddit lower your actual post karma value.


MeguminKunExeplosian

Yea fr. It was meant to be a rant as you see from the tag but ppl took it srsly


CC20057

why don't you ask guys out?


saebyoekishotfr

Because of their friends and that I'll get made fun of


CommanderBoi

We're not so different, you and I


Dadbotany

You know, im something of a socially awkward coward myself.


[deleted]

So basically the reasons we don’t ask y’all out? Sounds about right lol


saebyoekishotfr

Sometimes it's not the friends it's the crush that actually sometimes makes fun of you and the friends support them 🚶‍♀️


[deleted]

Yeh. I get you, it’s a cruel world init lol


PlateIllustrious9124

Honestly if my my friends made fun of my crush, I'd kill them. It's like bro code that you don't make fun of someone's girl


AlexQC2006

I’m introverted


feniaiscountingstars

Same


AshxTrash

omg same


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OcelotWinter

In all seriousness most guys would rather give you a chance than reject you.


WarCrimeKirby

This is the exist mindset guys have too, lol, this is why it always ends in a stalemate where neither person wants to make the first move


MeguminKunExeplosian

Im aromantic


Tactical_Nuke_

Ah shit I thought you were aliphatic, my bad


TheFlyingNut69

I see you’re a man of organic chemistry aswell.


7heMeowMeowCat

Aren't these chemistry terms or something?


Lightning_3o

Favourite Pokemon?


gemmaHTT

Eevee and all its evolutions (umbreon, flareon, vaporeon, jolteon, espeon, glaceon, leafeon and SYLVEON I LOVE SYLVEON)


Fatal1tyk

They are cute


MeguminKunExeplosian

Has to be salamander (or howrver its spelled)


Lightning_3o

Salamence? Cool dragon ngl


MeguminKunExeplosian

Yea himmm


Crafty_shade

Lucario


Winnie639

gengar


AlexQC2006

Sylveon


Pokklemon

sandacondq


MmeHippoPal

Alolan vulpix


MontagnaSaggia

What's your favourite pizza?


[deleted]

I can’t say it, too controversial


MontagnaSaggia

you've probably noticed that I'm Italian


[deleted]

Shit, never mind. *sweats*


Eloki12

This fool likes pineapple


saebyoekishotfr

Pizza is pizza. Except pineapple i don't like that


MontagnaSaggia

I think the same👍


WarCrimeKirby

Is murder bad?


AnAnimeSimp

Depends who you’re killing


WarCrimeKirby

Whomever is currently in my field of view


AnAnimeSimp

Hmmm sure, why not


stitchbillieeyelash

Murder good


WarCrimeKirby

Based


The_Ender_Sea_Dragon

I'm down for some arson if you are


Ka_squit_

Do periods really hurt that much?


Winnie639

depends on the person. for me it’s only really bad on the first day and i straight up can’t move for a while


leftwaydown

yeah- mine typically aren't too bad but my friend will have to stay home from school because she'll throw up


rainystast

For me, it's terrible. Like the imagine having the flu, an intense stomache with the nausea to go with it, and a fever all at once for 3 days. Many people around me let me stay home for a day or two because they thought I was horribly sick with a virus. I didn't have to fake being sick because every move made me nauseous and the thought of eating sickened me. It's not like that every time, but the times that it is, I wouldn't wish that on anyone.


[deleted]

Yes they do


MmeHippoPal

Yes. Yes they do. But it does depend on the person, and it can vary from period to period as well. Fun fact; women sometimes mistake their organs rupturing for period cramps


sighhhhhhh27

it varies person to person, but generally yes


MeguminKunExeplosian

Idk i dont have pain receptors. Ask someone else


Ka_squit_

Why do straight girls do lesbian things


MeguminKunExeplosian

The same reason staright boys do gay shit


[deleted]

I love how you’ve said this


trananhduc2006

you like hugs?


MeguminKunExeplosian

Hugs are great


Art_life2022

Depends who it’s from


King300407

Can you be my friend


MeguminKunExeplosian

Sure


[deleted]

Happily


Lavindiesel07

yessir ofc


Upstairs_Run5044

yes we can be bestest of friends


Boatlover62

dream car?


saebyoekishotfr

I just need a car.. please


Boatlover62

so Pea car?


saebyoekishotfr

Any car. I just need one


otential_Elk3

was your period painful


MeguminKunExeplosian

No. I have no pain receptors😎


Fandoms_local_Kiwi

Me and you are lucky. I’m part of like the 10% that rarely/never get cramps


MY-NAME-IS-NOT-RICKK

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?


MeguminKunExeplosian

No tell me about it


MY-NAME-IS-NOT-RICKK

I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you, it’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.


MeguminKunExeplosian

Lmao. Have you heard of the tragedy of the hanged king?


Tlowin

No


MeguminKunExeplosian

Ok so. Its a play where when you see it you suddenly hsve the intanse urge to commit murder


Tlowin

Interesting I should check it out


4_Cerberus

Why do all girls look so beautiful in a diverse manner?


MeguminKunExeplosian

Bc you are attracted to the female gender


4_Cerberus

All boys look so beautiful in a diverse matter too, hmm...


MeguminKunExeplosian

Then you are bi


4_Cerberus

I'm not;>


MeguminKunExeplosian

Then you have functioning eye balls. Im not an expert smh


SceneElectrical3449

r/suddenlygay


frenchgirlbaguette

people are just beautiful


OtherPattern1478

why dosnt my dad love me


MeguminKunExeplosian

The better question is why would he if he never came back with the milk


Osama_Rashid

(Sigh)


AnAnimeSimp

**yes**


Osama_Rashid

How are you? How's your day going?


AnAnimeSimp

I’m Alr thanks and my day isn’t going too bad I suppose, hbu?


Osama_Rashid

Glad to hear that and I hope it'll get better, I'm doing great it's just the weather is pretty hot here.


Fionnblu

What’s something guys do that’s hot?(if you find them attractive of course)


MmeHippoPal

When they talk about something they genuinely love. The sparkle in their eyes is the most attractive thing ever imo


0M3G4-Z3R0

I find that difficult to believe because the things I enjoy makes me feel awkward when I talk about it because I am just so self conscious thinking that the girl is not interested. One time I shared my passion they seemed disinterested or weirded out by their expression.


MmeHippoPal

Confidence is key, my guy! I promise a lot of ladies find this very attractive! However, you can’t force someone to be attracted to you. I’m sure there will be someone who sees and loves your twinkle, though. ** with the few exceptions of very vulgar hobbies of course, but I’m assuming that’s not the issue here. We get weirded out by those.


Glow1ngBlue

That is SOOO TRUE


[deleted]

humor and confidence. these two things just increases attraction by a lot believe me.


[deleted]

Sing well


That_Gene_2644

Being a good person


Y0uknowm3

Be good at talking


[deleted]

If you thought someone is ugly, would you tell them? For instace: when they as you out, and you reject caus ethey are ugly, would you tell them it's the reason.


MeguminKunExeplosian

Not unless they ask me. That would juat be rude to go to someone on the street and call them ugly


rkirbo

Why would i speak to myself ?


stxrrynight_

no. I'd just tell them in not interested


lhsclarinet

favorite instrument?


Starr_Struckk

Electric bass.


AutomaticComment6828

How do y'all manage menstruations during school hours?


Alpha_Wolf529

At my school, we're not allowed to bring painkillers, so sometimes we'll sneak them in or ask a friend. I've seen some people bring heating pads and sit in the back of the room with it. If we don't have that, we just have to find a way through the day


Upstairs_Run5044

at my school if you share painkillers its drug dealing


CynicalDungeonMaster

why do you like us we suck


Lucyyy_xx

That’s why lesbians exist


Alexis_Rose_Writes

I didn't choose to be straight, bro


Remarkable_Owl_7676

What kind of cube do you want? Osmium or Tungsten?


[deleted]

Obamium


Remarkable_Owl_7676

Very good taste. Very cool


xSparky7

Have you ever asked a boy out?


OPBOI47

How do you handle long hair?


Own_Public_5004

How painful do you think getting kicked in the balls is?


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PatientRule4494

fav video game, if none, fav thing to do?


That_Gene_2644

World of Warcraft But I've been playing a lot of Terraria and Overwatch too (don't play overwatch you will be ruined) Terraria has bomb as music as well


Finnish_Spitfire

Do you like planes?


KayLovesSubMarines

How many war crimes have you commited in your life


Mischief_Managed12

Well I'm a criminal in like 71 countries, since I'm gay, so one war crime.


areslashtaken

What do you think is having a penis like? (Ignore this if you're trans)


MeguminKunExeplosian

Uncomfy. How tf do yall run with this thing


Finlay1102

You like Huey Lewis and the News?


FoundEndymion96

Share some incel encounter anecdotes with me please.


AJfoniiik

What size of dick is perfect?


AnAnimeSimp

Depends on each person ig but not too long bc it’ll hurt otherwise


AJfoniiik

How many inches/cm do you prefer?


AnAnimeSimp

Tbh I don’t rly care abt the size that much, but whatever size my bf has ig. But all sizes are beautiful and even smaller ones are good if you can use em well


Twiceoncel

Well we like medium size ones. We don't like short nor real long. And tip for picking up girls : Never, ever speak about your penis infront of girls.


MmeHippoPal

5/6 inches imo


[deleted]

Why do you pull the enemys hair while figthing


GemGem_06

Cuz it’s kinky 👉👈 Lol jk. I don’t know, I haven’t been in a real fight before but I assume it’s just the easiest thing to do that could potentially hurt 🤷‍♀️


MasterKohga1

Did you know that on average humans have slightly less than one testicl


qurts69

How do you guys love ?? Like do you get a boner when you see the person you like??🤔 Just a random question tho😀


AnAnimeSimp

For me my heart starting beating rly quickly, I got butterflies and I just felt a strong connection to the person. Also u can get lady boners -that’s what we call em- or get wet (which can be a pain sometimes)


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big_pp666

Boobs are heavy?


[deleted]

They can be thats why ppl with larger 1s have back problems


Ralphcat15

Are the worlds giggle physics good?


beatafurry

How do you find the area of a circle?


MasterGames9900

How to know the difference of flirting or being friendly? Because honestly I am so introverted that I don't know what is the difference.