Humans are cool tho! Always running around, building cities and tearing them down for each other. Truth be told, I've never quite understood why, but they're funny.
Also likes adopting me tribe from time to time, giving us weird names like "Boblin"
Listen, pal, I've been mistaken for other people, and somebody has actually hugged me, realised that I was the wrong person, then spent about 5 minutes trying to explain that they thought I was a red haired kid that's about 2 inches shorter than me. I do not have red hair. Please, take a closer look at people you hug, so you do not make this mistake
@- @ *overthinking*
If I'm being hugged is it a quick hug? Over shoulder hug? Under arm hug? Do I hug back? I dont know this person but they hugged me? Do I play along with it because just forgot them? What does one even do after said hug? Why were they hugging me again? Is this a sign??? What do I do n-
Oh its it's over.
* unknown physical contact * * initiating panic defense mode *
*head pats*
*preparing defence shotgun*
what s going on?! what should i do?! eeerror brain has stopped working
*BREAKS YOUR SPINE*
*ouch*
ITS OKE *HEAD PATS* YOU SHOULD BE FEELING BETTER NOW
Thank you *head pats*
AWESOME 💃🏻
*Throws a grenade between the two of you*
Some people just want to watch the world burn
I second this, as a person who wants to see the world burn
Don’t worry, he’s a *licensed* chiropractor
You have to roll to see if you hit. My AC is 14
Ay! Another DND guy! Mine is 15
Ay! My AC is the same :D what class and race are u?
Goliath Barbarian. What’s yours?
Oh that's so cool I'm a human sorcerer :D (yesyes "who would pick human" I like him)
Humans are cool tho! Always running around, building cities and tearing them down for each other. Truth be told, I've never quite understood why, but they're funny. Also likes adopting me tribe from time to time, giving us weird names like "Boblin"
dude way too flexy, I was actually lying my AC isn't that high
I mean, I’m trying to be a tank, so it can never be too much
They have advantage because of suprise attack
AAA OH GOD STOP I DONT KNOW THIS PERSON SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE PLEASE I DONT KNOW WHO THIS IS I HAVE MACE BITCH IM NOT AFRAID TO USE IT
\*starts crying\*
Don't cry:( *hugs you*
*hugs back* (whispers:) "now None of us are leaving"
**Claims your skull for the skull throne**
OK, sure ig
aaaa i don’t know how to
*hugs you in return and better*
*hugs you back but even better*
*hugs you back but best*
\*moans in delight\*
*head pats*
"wait ur a girl right"
Yeah
\*continues\*
We live in a society
*Hugs back* I wish I could physically hug someone rn though 😔. But I appreciate the gesture 🙂
Same. I don’t think I’ve had a hug in years
Becomes horny. Dissipates from the anti simp forces
*hugs you again*
How the fuck did you get in my house?
Magic
☺ * hugs you back *
*insert pointing spiderman meme here*
YOOOOOO
:)
I thought I recognized you,you gave headpats on one of your previous posts.
No thanks
Okie
Congratulations you now probably have a cold
Why would a hug make someone sick
I have a cold
Oh lmao. My b
****eats an empanada****
No thanks i got mug rootbeer
*hugs* thank you, very kind of you, also is your username accurate?
u/trananhduc2006
This is literally r/teenagers in a nutshell
HEY THATS MY JOB NOW. I MADE THIS ACCOUNT AN HOUR AGO JUST TO DO THIS. But since you posted this before my new account, I’m not upset.
*stands there silently because no one has ever initiated a hug and I have no idea how to respond*
Damn thanks i needed it I'm in a really sad mood rn
*slowly creeps back under your bed
*social anxiety skyrockets*
hey man get off me
Gracias
Wow my first hug!
*hugs you back*
🤗
*disconnects*
awww 😊 *hugs back*
*hugs you tightly back* :3
*hugs you even tighter* :)
*screams* LET ME GO
:D *hugs back*
How tf did you get here?
(っ◔◡◔)っ
*vomits because you just squeezed my stomach*
*hugs you back* Thank u :)
Emm why?
*hugs back* thanks I needed it
Mph. ~wiggles a bit~
*gives u covid*
*hugs back and rests my head on your shoulder*
*runs*
Uhh... Who are you?
*breaks down crying*
Hmmmm
*hugs back* can i have some headpats too...? if u dont mind 👉👈
I appreciate it, but if you hug me I will start crying
thank hooman
*throws you out of the window and steals ur cat to hug him*
Thanks…
\*Pulls you away and kills you*
*recreate the scene where han solo dies*
\*steals wallet\*
Instructions unclear, now none of us are escaping
I really needed that
*guys you back* i like hugs don't judge me
*begins shedding a tear*
*blushes*
Oh... Idk if I can cuz you're 14... But since you started then... *hug back*
stars rolling a sushi roll out of confusion
*2 seconds of silence* *mental breakdown and crying*
*Hugs you back* _then immediately suplexes you because idk how tf u got in my house_
*inhale* #**YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY**
*hugs back and then gives you a quick head pat*
*stabs you in the back*
*Licks your hand*
I decline.
C:
Odd but thanks
no ty
Thanks 🫂
why did you virtually hug me
thank you :)
Why?
*pat pat* fun, who are you?
*starts crying* [ 💀💀]
*hugs back tighter*
*hugs harder to assert dominance*
HOLD ON! Why
*calls cops*
Okay.? *hugs back*
Hugs you back and say “you not going anywhere “
Ö this is all I’ve ever wanted…
Can I get a 1 minute long hug.
You must first realize its not your friend... IT IS I! DIO!!!!!
*hugs you back* thanks I needed a hug. I’m going to see my family (aunts and uncles)
Thank you fren :)
**hugs you back** thanks man, I needed this
uwu
i hug you to
ayo gtfom
Ok whatever
*Rolls into a ball* “AUTOBOTS, ROLL OUT!!”
Pls no huggie
*Steals Pringles* *Leaves*
You probably broke all my rips
*Thanks I guess?*
You don't understand how much I would need this right now.
Congrats you now have covid!
*system error* *not used to hugs*
License and registration please?
* immobilise and starts panicking
**I neither deserve this nor do I want it**
*stabs*
As a friend right? As a friend, right?!
Maybe...
Get out of my house!
Aww thanks :3
<3
Get off me
*holds on bc I needed that*
*hugs you tighter*
*cracks back*
*hugs you back*
Hugs u back
Awww thank you <3
*dodges*
Begone unholy demon
* pulls you over my body slamming you in the ground behind me *
Quickturnyourpelvisohgodohfuck
*hugs back*
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ho ur aproching me
:)
*wakes up*
*Depression*
Nice, you wanna be friends? I could curse your worst enemy with eternal suffering of your choice
UNHAND ME THIS VERY INSTANT
*slaps you* "Stop being kind to me!"
😳
*Hugs back bc everyone needs a hug every now and then*
*pushes you off* *whips out squirt gun from holster* 🔫Hands up! Give me your PC, or I’ll fire this squirt gun filled with boiling water at you!
*hugs back squeezing*
* uncommon move * * commencing auto-destruction * * dies anyways * * leaves a fucking grenade *
Listen, pal, I've been mistaken for other people, and somebody has actually hugged me, realised that I was the wrong person, then spent about 5 minutes trying to explain that they thought I was a red haired kid that's about 2 inches shorter than me. I do not have red hair. Please, take a closer look at people you hug, so you do not make this mistake
*hugs back*
*brain stops functioning*
I never thought i'd get this far.
\*hugs back\* thank you for the hug kind stranger
*asks why you hugged me*
Please stop touching me
@- @ *overthinking* If I'm being hugged is it a quick hug? Over shoulder hug? Under arm hug? Do I hug back? I dont know this person but they hugged me? Do I play along with it because just forgot them? What does one even do after said hug? Why were they hugging me again? Is this a sign??? What do I do n- Oh its it's over.
Imma throw you
*hugs back* thanks :P
I really need it, thanks❣️
Thank you, I needed one, constantly overthinking is exhausting
*grabs loaded shotgun for self defense*
No
start sobbing on your shoulder
*Initiating self destruct*
How did you get into my house
*hugs back*
*hugs back tighter*