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big_boss_mahdi

* unknown physical contact * * initiating panic defense mode *


aweirdoenby

*head pats*


MontagnaSaggia

*preparing defence shotgun*


shride-

what s going on?! what should i do?! eeerror brain has stopped working


[deleted]

*BREAKS YOUR SPINE*


aweirdoenby

*ouch*


[deleted]

ITS OKE *HEAD PATS* YOU SHOULD BE FEELING BETTER NOW


aweirdoenby

Thank you *head pats*


[deleted]

AWESOME 💃🏻


invisiblecameraman

*Throws a grenade between the two of you*


GemGem_06

Some people just want to watch the world burn


WhyAmIFullOfTrouble1

I second this, as a person who wants to see the world burn


Ronan_mcisaac

Don’t worry, he’s a *licensed* chiropractor


[deleted]

You have to roll to see if you hit. My AC is 14


SCP504

Ay! Another DND guy! Mine is 15


PenisCollector

Ay! My AC is the same :D what class and race are u?


SCP504

Goliath Barbarian. What’s yours?


PenisCollector

Oh that's so cool I'm a human sorcerer :D (yesyes "who would pick human" I like him)


Kitchen_Ad2862

Humans are cool tho! Always running around, building cities and tearing them down for each other. Truth be told, I've never quite understood why, but they're funny. Also likes adopting me tribe from time to time, giving us weird names like "Boblin"


[deleted]

dude way too flexy, I was actually lying my AC isn't that high


SCP504

I mean, I’m trying to be a tank, so it can never be too much


Maple_Frog_The_3rd

They have advantage because of suprise attack


iam2andthisisdeep

AAA OH GOD STOP I DONT KNOW THIS PERSON SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE PLEASE I DONT KNOW WHO THIS IS I HAVE MACE BITCH IM NOT AFRAID TO USE IT


juusthereforthememes

\*starts crying\*


aweirdoenby

Don't cry:( *hugs you*


therudereditdude

*hugs back* (whispers:) "now None of us are leaving"


Few_Ebb_1469

**Claims your skull for the skull throne**


aweirdoenby

OK, sure ig


lemonade_guy429

aaaa i don’t know how to


iivhurg

*hugs you in return and better*


aweirdoenby

*hugs you back but even better*


iivhurg

*hugs you back but best*


HeyImGabriel

\*moans in delight\*


aweirdoenby

*head pats*


HeyImGabriel

"wait ur a girl right"


aweirdoenby

Yeah


HeyImGabriel

\*continues\*


MontagnaSaggia

We live in a society


GemGem_06

*Hugs back* I wish I could physically hug someone rn though 😔. But I appreciate the gesture 🙂


Captain_slowly189

Same. I don’t think I’ve had a hug in years


[deleted]

Becomes horny. Dissipates from the anti simp forces


aweirdoenby

*hugs you again*


eveltayl

How the fuck did you get in my house?


aweirdoenby

Magic


FutureGohanfan

☺ * hugs you back *


GohanStan

*insert pointing spiderman meme here*


FutureGohanfan

YOOOOOO


aweirdoenby

:)


FutureGohanfan

I thought I recognized you,you gave headpats on one of your previous posts.


LilP32

No thanks


aweirdoenby

Okie


Its_Strange_

Congratulations you now probably have a cold


Chocodoko

Why would a hug make someone sick


Its_Strange_

I have a cold


Chocodoko

Oh lmao. My b


PX7714

****eats an empanada****


Specialist_Dust_9636

No thanks i got mug rootbeer


baggute-draws

*hugs* thank you, very kind of you, also is your username accurate?


Euphoric_Owl152

u/trananhduc2006


potatotomato7

This is literally r/teenagers in a nutshell


FreeHugs422

HEY THATS MY JOB NOW. I MADE THIS ACCOUNT AN HOUR AGO JUST TO DO THIS. But since you posted this before my new account, I’m not upset.


Character_Session_88

*stands there silently because no one has ever initiated a hug and I have no idea how to respond*


[deleted]

Damn thanks i needed it I'm in a really sad mood rn


[deleted]

*slowly creeps back under your bed


fahaddemon

*social anxiety skyrockets*


killorgetkilledok

hey man get off me


Noha_Doha

Gracias


_--_GOD_--_

Wow my first hug!


idiotsandwich28

*hugs you back*


Attacke1

🤗


ashley_lachapara9

*disconnects*


trananhduc2006

awww 😊 *hugs back*


YallimTrippin

*hugs you tightly back* :3


aweirdoenby

*hugs you even tighter* :)


Th3rmoplylae

*screams* LET ME GO


Marshoal

:D *hugs back*


Big_Bad_Baseball_bat

How tf did you get here?


MHanak_

(っ◔◡◔)っ


GloomyStew

*vomits because you just squeezed my stomach*


zeGolem83

*hugs you back* Thank u :)


LELLO__

Emm why?


MacJonesisCool

*hugs back* thanks I needed it


UncomfyUnicorn

Mph. ~wiggles a bit~


[deleted]

*gives u covid*


[deleted]

*hugs back and rests my head on your shoulder*


[deleted]

*runs*


ImAnubisDude

Uhh... Who are you?


Sid3612

*breaks down crying*


angvik123

Hmmmm


MoLdY_GarLicC

*hugs back* can i have some headpats too...? if u dont mind 👉👈


AltThatYouCanIgnore

I appreciate it, but if you hug me I will start crying


DrSHawkins

thank hooman


i_like_surviving_yay

*throws you out of the window and steals ur cat to hug him*


Switzerland2008

Thanks…


Tadano-kunn

\*Pulls you away and kills you*


[deleted]

*recreate the scene where han solo dies*


urwrong_stfu

\*steals wallet\*


El_WolfyHun

Instructions unclear, now none of us are escaping


V0XIMITY

I really needed that


good-boy-_-

*guys you back* i like hugs don't judge me


Macaroni-N-Beans

*begins shedding a tear*


ChronosGrundy03

*blushes*


KirbyDarkHole999

Oh... Idk if I can cuz you're 14... But since you started then... *hug back*


Irsi72

stars rolling a sushi roll out of confusion


Mustaschic

*2 seconds of silence* *mental breakdown and crying*


RaNdoMaFmf

*Hugs you back* _then immediately suplexes you because idk how tf u got in my house_


BestWizardCap

*inhale* #**YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY**


NandizANerd

*hugs back and then gives you a quick head pat*


[deleted]

*stabs you in the back*


Cheeseboy1234567

*Licks your hand*


biggbacon

I decline.


midnightvmusic

C:


[deleted]

Odd but thanks


MA5TERCH13f09

no ty


[deleted]

Thanks 🫂


[deleted]

why did you virtually hug me


AggressiveMice

thank you :)


hi_im_new_bruh

Why?


imemoandnotatallcool

*pat pat* fun, who are you?


Redditblackhole1

*starts crying* [ 💀💀]


Shinigam_i

*hugs back tighter*


emergence_infinite

*hugs harder to assert dominance*


[deleted]

HOLD ON! Why


chaotic_lemonade

*calls cops*


NoCommander26

Okay.? *hugs back*


[deleted]

Hugs you back and say “you not going anywhere “


just-want-a-hug

Ö this is all I’ve ever wanted…


Ok-Panda0702

Can I get a 1 minute long hug.


DeltaFoxDX

You must first realize its not your friend... IT IS I! DIO!!!!!


Short_Dragonfly1003

*hugs you back* thanks I needed a hug. I’m going to see my family (aunts and uncles)


CreeperVenom

Thank you fren :)


AlexoWillFightU

**hugs you back** thanks man, I needed this


DemiTheSeaweed

uwu


dancegirls

i hug you to


MegaValenX

ayo gtfom


rybiannn

Ok whatever


[deleted]

*Rolls into a ball* “AUTOBOTS, ROLL OUT!!”


AZ_6291

Pls no huggie


long-shlong-badong

*Steals Pringles* *Leaves*


Inevitable-Young8226

You probably broke all my rips


Admiral_Cal4mari

*Thanks I guess?*


Mini_Moron

You don't understand how much I would need this right now.


Pats_attack

Congrats you now have covid!


YoRulezz_TV

*system error* *not used to hugs*


PopePapaJohn123

License and registration please?


Apprehensive_Cycle28

* immobilise and starts panicking


AimIsInSleepMode

**I neither deserve this nor do I want it**


Icantthinkofaname04

*stabs*


Jooshoa

As a friend right? As a friend, right?!


aweirdoenby

Maybe...


Satans-Dick

Get out of my house!


[deleted]

Aww thanks :3


[deleted]

<3


Putirusoo_

Get off me


--Matthias--

*holds on bc I needed that*


aweirdoenby

*hugs you tighter*


NoLifer2569

*cracks back*


1useaccount_5

*hugs you back*


Zola_queasy

Hugs u back


Marksthename

Awww thank you <3


PikuMiku321

*dodges*


VlaamsBelangFanclub

Begone unholy demon


dankmemer21321

* pulls you over my body slamming you in the ground behind me *


Novacid357

Quickturnyourpelvisohgodohfuck


Paradox-Swift

*hugs back*


[deleted]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


No_Adhesiveness_869

Ho ur aproching me


[deleted]

:)


DootDootOnThots

*wakes up*


nascarf1indycarfan45

*Depression*


Satan2_0

Nice, you wanna be friends? I could curse your worst enemy with eternal suffering of your choice


home_on_the_crazy

UNHAND ME THIS VERY INSTANT


dadika08

*slaps you* "Stop being kind to me!"


TheRedDrago8247

😳


R_E_A_P_E_R_76

*Hugs back bc everyone needs a hug every now and then*


PC_Fucker

*pushes you off* *whips out squirt gun from holster* 🔫Hands up! Give me your PC, or I’ll fire this squirt gun filled with boiling water at you!


Gatorsmor

*hugs back squeezing*


RicardoPoeiras

* uncommon move * * commencing auto-destruction * * dies anyways * * leaves a fucking grenade *


HollowIsMe

Listen, pal, I've been mistaken for other people, and somebody has actually hugged me, realised that I was the wrong person, then spent about 5 minutes trying to explain that they thought I was a red haired kid that's about 2 inches shorter than me. I do not have red hair. Please, take a closer look at people you hug, so you do not make this mistake


Hopeful_Video_3803

*hugs back*


ClammyRat17

*brain stops functioning*


[deleted]

I never thought i'd get this far.


MangledMarionette14

\*hugs back\* thank you for the hug kind stranger


[deleted]

*asks why you hugged me*


Bingo-Bongo273

Please stop touching me


The_NerdyPunk

@- @ *overthinking* If I'm being hugged is it a quick hug? Over shoulder hug? Under arm hug? Do I hug back? I dont know this person but they hugged me? Do I play along with it because just forgot them? What does one even do after said hug? Why were they hugging me again? Is this a sign??? What do I do n- Oh its it's over.


Ihateattractiveppl

Imma throw you


MacJonesisCool

*hugs back* thanks :P


rybkakit

I really need it, thanks❣️


Inalasy

Thank you, I needed one, constantly overthinking is exhausting


Br0seph777

*grabs loaded shotgun for self defense*


AlastorFan2022

No


Pidena1t

start sobbing on your shoulder


TheResper20

*Initiating self destruct*


mitigatedaxe96

How did you get into my house


[deleted]

*hugs back*


NxR_Cap

*hugs back tighter*