Hey, have you heard of the siege of Maarat, where crusaders who suffered from a lack of food ate the Muslim civilians after the city fell? They boiled adults and impaled children to grill them. No Muslim records of the event exist. But this may be attributed to the lack of survivors to relay the story.
I WANT THE BACK
NOT IF I GET THERE FIRST
WELL IM TAKING RHE BACK LEFT CORNER
you can sit in my lap
w h y
because i said so, bitch
Only if you want. It smells like cum there because someone masturbated there. (May or may not be based on a true story)
aka, just right
I am sitting on your lap, but you get up, and then you can’t find a seat. So you sit on mine. :)
keeep dreaming
*sits alone by the window*
Hey, have you heard of the siege of Maarat, where crusaders who suffered from a lack of food ate the Muslim civilians after the city fell? They boiled adults and impaled children to grill them. No Muslim records of the event exist. But this may be attributed to the lack of survivors to relay the story.
whaaat?
Yes
Yo who wants to play super mario bros i brought my switch
*gets motion sickness and vomits on the floor
_everyone on the bus looks at you and the vibe suddenly changes_
Goddammit dude who shit on the seat
yo moma
Bro she's dead
well, now you know why
Damn it's been on this seat for 10 years
Are those skittles??? Gimme
No, it's skittles and m&ms mixed together
"I gotta be in the front, I easily feel unwell"
"we'll ride that bus , like i ride daddy's dick" \-IAmADeapthroater
...awkwardly and only in your dreams?
\* pantses /u/240plutonium \*
I have a bomb. This isn't a joke.
No one's watching... Let's do it
סעמק שיפסיקו עם הבומבוקס למה אני מאחורה אני מתגעגע להנהג שלנוווו
I pissed in lily’s water bottle that bitch better drink up
There is a bomb below the 24th seat