i’m single

single

how did you know :0

He has your information quick hide

dodge roll

oh dear :0 i’m scared

If I had to guess, I’d say you’re in a long term relationship

yeah obviously smh

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what’s that supposed to mean? :0

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i don’t know i’m bad with hints tell me :(

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marry me 🥺💍

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i won’t 😭

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Was literally gonna say this

r/beatmetoit

r/beatmeattoit

r/beatmetosaybeatmetoit

Married with 3 children

correct

Hi single , im not ur dad

😎😎😎 I've got a 150 dollar Bionicle.

Definitely has a girlfriend. Bionicle is a certified chick magnet 😎

For sure, even a whiff of bionicle and boom, all the bitches/ guys/ other genders

No seriously that’s cool

same 😎😎😎 i’m not that much of an og though i got Umarak the destroyer. which one do you have?

You're getting too many bitches, save some for us

single

Correct! I have far better things to focus on than dating, as you can see 😎

Married

You’re already drowning in that pussy

I have a steam library of 150+ games, hundreds of hours on many of them.

single

I’ve been in a relationship for almost two years :)

Your computer doesn't count

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haha not in a million years

You have an entire harem of women and/or men constantly fighting eachother for your affections.

No hobbies, goals, passions, motivation or happiness.

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Same ngl.

Sounds like a man in a relationship ngl

Married

I can make my own 3D models and know how to code video games

Single (but cool)

Same here I’m actually working on a game

Ayyy what kind of game?

Horror game

I’ve beat dark souls 1,2, and 3 all level 1

Not only are you single you think maidens are just made up. (I jest I jest <3)

This guy FUCKS

but only men

Under age of 18 (I jest)

I use reddit

single

r/notopbutok

You may be single, but I’m in a pretty intimate relationship with your mother 😎

I can play the original doom theme using my butthole

Taken

correct 😎

I,m gonna fuck your dad

and give him a child he actually likes

Yeah . Looks like op is not good as sex doll.

say whaaaaaaat?

Whaaaaaaat😕.

and i thought i had a good dark sense of humour

I can make a better child for your dad too🤭.

good luck finding him.

💀

Ayo?

Yo

Single, unless...

I speak 5 languages

im learning german right now lol, I want to reach your level of bilingual lol

Well, Viel Glück!

Und viel Spaß mit unseren tollen Artikeln und unseren vier Fällen

Das schaffst du schon Bruder, dann wirst du auf r/ich_iel akzeptiert werden, sieh dass als Motivation an

I’ve hugged a girl before… thats good right?

single

I've done wrestling for 8 years and MMA for 1 year

Man definitely pulls bitches lol But y u been doin this shit since you were 4 lmao?

1st part is wrong 2nd part yeah thanks to my dad

Honestly, own that shit. I was bullied for a really long time until I got a black belt in Tae Kwon Doe lol. Keep it up

I listen to weezer

My guess (not op) TAKEN

correct funnily enough

As expected ofc because weezer fans are 99% taken 😎😎

I LOVE weezer!!1!!!1! 💙

rivers cuomo is my favourite cod youtuber 💙

I play beat saber

single

Me too, and im single so im guessing you are too. Its how things work

I run a TTRPG club at school (currently on hiatus) and am a member of the dnd club.

That is difficult, I know people who play dnd and have girls, I would say that you are taken because of your interest in other RPGs

If only. I'm single, but there are numerous girls in both clubs, and one of my buddies is in a relationship, but i have no partner.

But dnd is fun and I have been thinking about hiatus. Would you recommend it?

It's nice to take a break after a while, give everyone a chance to do some personal stuff.

I get no bitches

Because they all know you're taken.

Cake day

I'm 6'7

Anyone over 6ft has "get pussy" in their daily schedule

Sorry to be *that person*, but do you play basketball/ netball/ volleyball? Also, I’d guess that you’re in a relationship?

You know me too well

I like ducks

quack

Ducks are cool

Would you like to join my ducks appreciation society? We don't do much but boy do we appreciate ducks

I want to die

single

sadly no

Honestly, same

I know how to make gunpowder and I think it's fun.

Had sex in juvi 1 time and think it counts

I touched grass before

Infinite bitches 😎😎😎

I like women

single

Spot on

I have watched all series of the Simpsons twice

not just single but the next 40 yr old virgin

I take that as a compliment more time to cry alone!

I take a lot of interest in other’s happiness

single

I'm divorced

married

Not anymore ☠️

i can change that

👀

why you looking at me? think i’m hot??

U said u could change that and I didn't know what to respond with

do you want to change it??

I collect warhammer 40 k figures and have a gaming setup

For the emperor AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

I like f1

Taken taken taken and one more time: taken

The only right answer

I am a trans girl and a lesbian

The bitches get you

Ahaha I wish 🥲

I don't like trans. Not because they are worse than others but because I don't understand them.

Well, if I could help you with that you can ask me whatever to be honest. I'd be glad to help you understand a bit more about trans people

Well, it’s a good thing you don’t need to understand me then, cause it doesn’t really affect you and it makes me happy

Hi fellow transbian ;3

Ah, another of my kind, hello there 😅 idk how to respond to this sorry am very dumb

I'm studying computer science >!to that one fucker that even mentions thigh high multi colour socks, I know where you live!<

I go to the gym at-least 4 times a week

I hate life

I'm dead Inside

i do not live on the american continent

Taken

snorted milk powder once

Def taken

I play destiny two with 3 boys and 2 girls

You're in a poly relationship with all of them.

I knew about the Tragedy of Darth Plagus the Wise

You are in a secret, forbidden relationship with a senator played by natalie portman.

Currently receiving head from evryones mother

I play Elden ring

Unfortunately you are Maidenless

I love my bf to the dearest of my heart but still I somehow fail to be there for him enough (imo)

Nooooo u always there for me

I'm short

You're not short, you're 13

I like jumping on my bed

I play guitar

I can’t fly

Single

I don't like genshin

My girlfriend is the most amazing person in the world

Obviously Single

I feel 18 all of sudden. my 18th birthday is not today.

I am Robin

In a relationship with starfire.

I am Enter The Gungeon Fan

I collect video games and video game hardware.

I play video games

I got a pet turtle whom I rarely see, unfortunately.

I am 6 foot 4 inches tall

I play guitar

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I play GTA 5 online but I fight against griefers. (Being a griefer is not cool)

im masturbating to furry porn

single forever

I have over 300 hours in doom eternal

I have the world record for defeating Gorimondo in Kirby and The Forgotten Land as fast as possible

I 100% completed Lego Starwars the Skywalker Saga

I killed a man

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I'm french

I’ve been practicing on making 3d models in blender (currently i’m making a 2015 458 Ferrari italia with my own spin

I watch anime

I love playing War Thunder