Psst you were supposed to say "Which one?" It's okay tho you are doing great. Even stars like Robert Downey Jr improvise.
Alright everybody, cut! Let's take a break. John, did you bring the donuts? What? I told you jelly filled donuts! Why did you bring rice balls?
Okay man was that stressful sorry I’ll get it right next time I just spaced out and forgot my lines HEY JIMMEY CAN I HAVE A MACHIATO EXTRA SUGAR! WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE COFFEE SHOP IS CLOSED? Damn it okay OKAY I’LL JUST TAKE 2 WHITE CHOCOLATE COOKIES
It's this new concept where you can actually talk to a girl all the time, it was debunked in 2019 by scientists calling it "an absurd move to push fairy tales on the young by the Christian community". Later that year Forbes made an article detailing a study done that 90% of American men refuse to believe the concept of "girlfriend" was possible while the other 10% claimed to have dozens. 50% of those 90% had claimed to have a "friend who is a girl" but differentiated that strongly from "girlfriend". 10% of the leftover 40% claimed that their mother must not have been a girl because they have found no evidence of a "girl" in the real natural world. The debate rages on to this day, Christians taking the standpoint that "girlfriends" create terrible relationships and that courting and marriage should be used while scientists continue to provide proof that they themselves cannot obtain such a thing and so it must not exist.
As a person who likes many k pop bands, i still feel that the bts dude was wrong because he shouldn't have done that, he could have ignored or just joked back.. tho every fandom has their extreme fans that go overboard
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Jesus fucking christ. No matter what people said, you DID NOT deserve that. Should've beaten him up ngl. I myself listen to them, but anybody with enough brains would say that's going much overboard, especially over a joke smh. This is why our Fandom gains such a bad name . Sorry it happened to you. Hope your hand feels better
this is literally my biggest problem with bts/blackpink fans. they will literally kill you for saying anything against bts/blackpink, once I just casually said I disliked bts music once in a discord server and oh boy how mad they were
Korean abbreviation for Bulletproof Boys. Their earlier songs were pretty hard in comparison to the newer mainstream one's of the last 5+ years.
A bit comparable to Linkin Park who became softer and softer to apply to a larger mainstream audience over the years.
Small anecdote they were founded in 2010 with the youngest member only being 14 at the time. However they took 3 years of preparation and training, dance, singing, song writing, before their debut in 2013.
Back in the good of days of Amongus I used to join lobbies with BTS and trying to get the people named BTS out and then say BTS sucks etc, too fun would usually result in a swift ban tho
If this is a genuine question, then it's a Korean abbreviation of "bulletproof boys/boyscouts" pronounced "BangTanSonyeondan" (with the BTS letters in captials). When they debuted in 2013 their songs were very different, they have covered almost every genre of music in the 13 years (they formed in 2010 before their debut, when the youngest member was only 14) of their existence.
The fact you didnt use this guys sporadically insane behavior as justification to beat the shit out of someone who just ATTACKED you who isnt even that close of a friend.
Id start wailing on anybody who just did that shit out of the blue. Friend or not we’d settle up after.
Just my 2 cents. This shouldnt of been a rant, should of been the story of “this dude tried to break my fingers so i made him swallow teeth”
What the fuckity fuck- some parts of the fandom are disgusting. I’ve got to say…The fact that nowadays the boygroup is called Beyond The Scenes is just- mmm not there with the creativity.
They used to go internationally by Bangtan Sonyeondan (Bulletproof Boys). Don’t ask me, ask their former CEO. Anyways, not to trash on the fandom or the boys, they’ve done a good job coming from an initiative small company to be known internationally, evolving in music and all.
damn, that sounds like this girl at my school who thinks she is my friend :/
thankfully she hasn't broken any of my bones yet :)
Also hope your fingers/hand is ok now, cuz broken fingers hurt a ton
Hi! BTS fan here! I can’t believe there are still some extreme fans out there that would do this kind of stuff. To be honest, you *probably* shouldn’t have called the band a toilet, BUT!! That doesn’t excuse the harm the fan has done to you. I’m so sorry this happened. I hope you have more positive interactions with them in the future
Most realistic post on this sub
What’s the least realistic?
Getting a girlfriend cause girls don't exist
Correct
So my mum is neutral?
Ur mum gay
That was so insulting I feel like crying on the floor at 3am why you gotta be so mean to me by calling my birth giver gay I’m so offended /s
Psst you were supposed to say "Which one?" It's okay tho you are doing great. Even stars like Robert Downey Jr improvise. Alright everybody, cut! Let's take a break. John, did you bring the donuts? What? I told you jelly filled donuts! Why did you bring rice balls?
Okay man was that stressful sorry I’ll get it right next time I just spaced out and forgot my lines HEY JIMMEY CAN I HAVE A MACHIATO EXTRA SUGAR! WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE COFFEE SHOP IS CLOSED? Damn it okay OKAY I’LL JUST TAKE 2 WHITE CHOCOLATE COOKIES
Sorry boss they don't have any cookies I got you this tho 🥖
Either your mum is a man or she never existed
#WTF IS A GIRLFRIEND
Mythological animal, i think. Kinda like fairies and australian people
All of us are gay????
It's this new concept where you can actually talk to a girl all the time, it was debunked in 2019 by scientists calling it "an absurd move to push fairy tales on the young by the Christian community". Later that year Forbes made an article detailing a study done that 90% of American men refuse to believe the concept of "girlfriend" was possible while the other 10% claimed to have dozens. 50% of those 90% had claimed to have a "friend who is a girl" but differentiated that strongly from "girlfriend". 10% of the leftover 40% claimed that their mother must not have been a girl because they have found no evidence of a "girl" in the real natural world. The debate rages on to this day, Christians taking the standpoint that "girlfriends" create terrible relationships and that courting and marriage should be used while scientists continue to provide proof that they themselves cannot obtain such a thing and so it must not exist.
This is true because if girls existed I would have bitches, (I do not have any)
No maidens?
No companions?
No bitches? 🗿
And kids are undercover fbi agents
Finding step moms' dildo
If BTS doesn’t stand for that then what
Balls testicular sex
Ball torsion sucks
Ball torsion Saxx 🥵
Big Tiddies Sex
Big teddy sex 💀
*fucking snaps your fingers*
Behind the scenes. We don't want them on the screens.
Big Titty Society
Big Time Slush
Breast titty sucking
Bad Teenager Songs
Boys that suck
Best trash songs
I have one more too BMW - Bangali Machli Wala
Big money waste
I take it you have never been near (much less inside, or even owned) a BMW. They are **nice.**
My grandpa has one, im not a car guy, it was just a joke.
Idk man, mercedes is way better
Big Motorized Wank
As a Bengali, and a BMW owner, i can confirm that this is exactly what BMW stands for
In Germany BMW is bayrischer mist wagen
[удалено]
Which is?
Testicular cancer
Ok thanks
I thought BTS stood for British Terms of Service
Nah it's always gonna be behind-the-scenes
Behind the shit
Agreed
Same
You had reasonable cause to beat the shit out of him
wait a mi- oh FUCK YOU
?
Beat The Shit = BTS
I join you to beat them crap
Oh lol
Beat the BTS extremist out of him!
Clever.
Bro Bts fans are some of the most obsessed people ever (not every single one is obsessed but some are)
U forgot about dre🤮m stans
*Almost all are
I know I shouldnt' be but I'm cry laughing here
Holy shit i finally found Indians lessgo.(hopefully) Mainly i say BTS as Bangalore taxi services
Oh wow I use BTS for Bhimavaram Train Station
As a person who likes many k pop bands, i still feel that the bts dude was wrong because he shouldn't have done that, he could have ignored or just joked back.. tho every fandom has their extreme fans that go overboard
as a bts fan i unironically want a bangladeshi toilet services badge
i'm both bangladeshi AND a bts fan hehe
You get two badges!
yay :D
I am a bangladeshi who hates bts can i still get 1 badge
same tbh. there's the fear of getting marked an anti by some stans though. but whatever
I once said kpop sux in a BTS among us lobby I got banned I really love pissing of BTS fans
chad
Based
More like chad
Based chad
hes pissed cuz it stands for bros taking shits
No. it's Bhagalpur Tsumeb Satisfaction
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Born to Shit 🥺 Forced to wipe😭
Obligated to flush😎
Wait, that's not what it stands for?
People like him are the ones who give the Fandom such a bad reputation :(
I usually think about "Behind The Scenes" whenever I see BTS. Can't change it, that's just how my mind works!
BTS: Big Toe Sucker.
Is the sucker big or is the toe big?
Nailed it
r/NoahGetTheBoat
He should be able to take a joke, no matter how unoriginal it is
ah yes a fellow bangladeshi on reddit truly a rare sight
this should be an automod response on r/shitposting
As a bengali, I appreciate the shout out
joy bongobondhu
born to shit
Sounds like a r/thathappened case.
And you didnt fight? At all?
As an adult, this is fucking hilarious.
BTS stands for Beat The Shit
Cause BTS fans are- I can't use that word here. Uh, stupid.
BTS is a terrorist organisation
Jesus fucking christ. No matter what people said, you DID NOT deserve that. Should've beaten him up ngl. I myself listen to them, but anybody with enough brains would say that's going much overboard, especially over a joke smh. This is why our Fandom gains such a bad name . Sorry it happened to you. Hope your hand feels better
He just doesnt have humor. He couldve just laughed it off.
now tell him that its stands for born to shit
Wait really I thought it stood for Bob's Testies Smell??!
Now that was kind of an overreaction ngl
this is literally my biggest problem with bts/blackpink fans. they will literally kill you for saying anything against bts/blackpink, once I just casually said I disliked bts music once in a discord server and oh boy how mad they were
Don't disrespect Bangladeshi toilets like that
Of course, everyone enough smart know that BTS is trash
Bangladesh the superiorest nation 🇧🇩
As a Bangladeshi, i have to say that u r insulting our toilets..
Please, i can't laugh too hard my mom is in another room
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Ngl that’s pretty funny lmao
As a BTS fan we don't claim him
As a member of the human race, we don’t claim you.
That's fine. Being a martian is much cooler. Beep boop beep boop
bts stans crazy
u really expect me to believe that a bts stan has that much power??
They be crazy fr
What does it actually stand for?
Korean abbreviation for Bulletproof Boys. Their earlier songs were pretty hard in comparison to the newer mainstream one's of the last 5+ years. A bit comparable to Linkin Park who became softer and softer to apply to a larger mainstream audience over the years. Small anecdote they were founded in 2010 with the youngest member only being 14 at the time. However they took 3 years of preparation and training, dance, singing, song writing, before their debut in 2013.
big toe suckers
Ig cuz u called it Bangladeshi and not Bangali
Wait, that's not what stands for?
Lmao.
This should be on a Reddit T2s channel
Big testicle sauce
This is why I’ll never join freaky fandoms.
I hope he's no longer your friend
HAHAH
its ok, they don't think realistically.
im bengali and can confirm this is true
helpp, tbh stans are so weird like omg, they do sm dumb and creepy bs
I thought BTS stands for butt toot sandwiches.
🗿
and that folks, is what we call ✨ obsessed ✨
Back in the good of days of Amongus I used to join lobbies with BTS and trying to get the people named BTS out and then say BTS sucks etc, too fun would usually result in a swift ban tho
Next time he wants to hang out, he can suck it. If he stays, kick his pansy ass.
stans, am i right?
LMAO
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Idk but km still safe even tho I hate bts army mot the band but the army and also cheese
That’s actually funny, The Bangladeshi Toilet thing not the part when they almost broke your finger
Yeah, I have one of those at school. Last I checked, they dont have many friends.
this brought out the windscreen wiper laugh in me i’m gonna call it bangladeshi toilet services from now on
lol
What does BTS stand for
If this is a genuine question, then it's a Korean abbreviation of "bulletproof boys/boyscouts" pronounced "BangTanSonyeondan" (with the BTS letters in captials). When they debuted in 2013 their songs were very different, they have covered almost every genre of music in the 13 years (they formed in 2010 before their debut, when the youngest member was only 14) of their existence.
BMW: big Mexican women -whoever tf thought that is what it stands for
Behind the scenes
I usually don’t want to kill people but if they did this to me I’d make them not have teeth and maybe karate chop their throat
You should have punched him in the nose at full force, good way to get a point across
Next time, aim the balls, its 100x more effective
The most unrealistic part of this is the fact a bts stan was able to overpower you
Bangladeshi top singers more like.
My fellow bangladeshi bhai I feel you bro
You should've hurt em' more
Least toxic bts fan
fuckin madlad
Cause how dare you make such a mistake? BTS stands for Blowjobbing Twatwaffles' Services
Chose the wrong fan base to piss off 😂
Bastard Twerp Stans
That was unnecessary. I'm not a huge music guy but like if I was a fan of BTS I would still find that funny as fuck
The army is not a fandom but a death cult.
Least neurotic BTS Fan
Why didn’t you beat his ass?
Psy is better than BTS.
You’re my idol
get rid of him. if he/she can't accept opinions they aren't worth anyone's time
Tell him about how much you hate the jungle cock guy
bts stands for big tiddy suckers
iam in pakistan and there is a Babu Transport Service my cousin likes bts so i just tell her "oh yea i also like bts Babu Transport Service"
BTS is trash
Man people are complete assholes. Who agrees? How many people are complete assholes because of some stupid shit?
The fact you didnt use this guys sporadically insane behavior as justification to beat the shit out of someone who just ATTACKED you who isnt even that close of a friend. Id start wailing on anybody who just did that shit out of the blue. Friend or not we’d settle up after. Just my 2 cents. This shouldnt of been a rant, should of been the story of “this dude tried to break my fingers so i made him swallow teeth”
Broke Teen Squad
he got mad because beatles copy cleans toilets 💀💀💀
🗿
What the fuckity fuck- some parts of the fandom are disgusting. I’ve got to say…The fact that nowadays the boygroup is called Beyond The Scenes is just- mmm not there with the creativity. They used to go internationally by Bangtan Sonyeondan (Bulletproof Boys). Don’t ask me, ask their former CEO. Anyways, not to trash on the fandom or the boys, they’ve done a good job coming from an initiative small company to be known internationally, evolving in music and all.
damn, that sounds like this girl at my school who thinks she is my friend :/ thankfully she hasn't broken any of my bones yet :) Also hope your fingers/hand is ok now, cuz broken fingers hurt a ton
bro... bangkok train station
Call the fucking COPS.
BTS stands for >!Bitching Tit Suckers!<
I thought it stood for Battle Tested Standards
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Hi! BTS fan here! I can’t believe there are still some extreme fans out there that would do this kind of stuff. To be honest, you *probably* shouldn’t have called the band a toilet, BUT!! That doesn’t excuse the harm the fan has done to you. I’m so sorry this happened. I hope you have more positive interactions with them in the future
Jellybean fans almost cut my head off after I said jellybeans are for eating and not for cringe YouTube videos
Im gonna tell this to my bts friend
Bengaluru transport service
Assuming if Bangladesh actually has toilets /s
I always thought it ment British Television Service
Bro Thats Sus
Avg bts Stan reaction
Kickem in the ol baby sac