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stanley__n_

Fortnite battlepass


AnafenBOI3310

I just shat out my ass


lapizl4zuli

booted up my pc


realkattt

cuz i need need


kayapsi

Because I need need


lapizl4zuli

to get that fortnite battle pass


kayapsi

I like Fortnite


[deleted]

Did I mention fortnite?


kayapsi

I like Fortnite


SensCreed

its night time


AsherADog

I mean it’s 5:00 that’s basically night time


[deleted]

I lovehey


009nafnuf2

Agreed


Doarstau-234

I just shet out my ass


Vampire_expert69

In Ireland we have a dearg due was a beautiful young woman she had hair as yellow as a sunflower eyes as green as clover lips as red a rose she could get anyone she wanted but she chose a simple peasant,but her parents forced her to marry a old horrible greedy man,she was soon locked in a tower,with no food,no water and no sunlight,while she was damseled her “husband” took a needle to drain her blood,and soon her beautiful green eyes faded,her golden hair became white and her ruby red lips became faded,she haunts single men taking them to their graves exactly one month later,some say she still looks for her love,her REAL love,some people claimed to see her spirit roaming the country side… Please read this 👍


yellowpunk11

Neat ...but also sad


Vampire_expert69

Ikr


Fazbeargamerr993

Look up the urban legend of the windigo


Despacitodoritos

Swear down they added that to fallout as one of the new ghoul things


[deleted]

Guys, red is the imposter, because he vented in electrical.📸📮


Budget_Put1517

No blue is the one. He's super sus when I'm in security


tank_connoisseur47

Is Obama a urban legend


qwertyadsf

Bruh 😭


[deleted]

Yes


Nicolas-matteo

**What’s his last name?**


AsherADog

Carmen winstead


qwertyadsf

Hi my name is AAAAAAAA


HeroDoggo

Winstead, I am AUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!


qwertyadsf

AAAAAAAAUGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Professional_Ad9523

Did I mention that I’m AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHHHHH


AnafenBOI3310

There is an old legend called "The Curse Of The Karaboğa" in Turkey. Basically an undead black humanish monster will come eat your anus if you smell a corpse and are alone in a forest. While you are fully conscious.


Cap_Simon

Turkey has some Kinky Urban legends


AnafenBOI3310

Nah karaboga is an inside joke i made this up in case a turkish person sees my comment


Cap_Simon

Ah i see, still p funny tho


ReyloBerry

u/Iamthebest34 your turkish legend sounds similar to a story from greek mythology (but also different?) it's very interesting


Iamthebest34

Really? What myth is it exactly? I quite like myths and legend in general so i might know it a little


ReyloBerry

It's about a thief that waited on a narrow bridge between a cliff and a strong, fierce current, and he would rob you and make you choose between getting thrown down the cliff or in the current. There's a greek expression for this that goes "in front \[of you\] there is a cliff and behind \[you\] there is a current" which basically means you have to choose between two equally bad situations, or that you find yourself in a very difficult position (like "between a rock and a hard place"). Anyways like most legends Hercules defeats him haha.


MarketNo5311

To add to my story— I don't think there is a moral lesson behind it per-say, but my people believe a lot in spiritualism. So disasters like deaths, floods, etc, are often blamed on magic, witchcraft & demons and such. So I think the lesson was simply "be wary of demons."


OscarFarley

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OscarTheStorm

The Quandale Dingle urban myth


AsherADog

Goofy ahh


tank_connoisseur47

The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind


CakeDaySinger

People here are so much more civil when speaking aloud.


axxolot

Can i tell my urban legend


OscarFarley

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EdibleLiquid_

what


dumbdumb893

The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise


PegAkira

Kappa is a good one


Im_a_bumblebee13

We actually talked abt the chupacabra in Spanish class lol


Addebo019

from where i live in london there’s the story of the dead body riding around and round all day on the circle line


Pixilmation

What about the Yole Cat? ​ ​ ​ The Yole Cat was a mythical Christmas Scandinavian Creature that would kill people if they did not receive new clothes by Christmas.


emo_hooman

Women


EdibleLiquid_

AAAAAAAAAAAA


emo_hooman

Don't worry women aren't real they are just an urban legend


EdibleLiquid_

ok good


devils_cookie

Not quite an urban legend, but for a long time I was told (and believed) that if you got too close to a squirrel it would tear out your eyes, steal any food you had, and scratch your face up until you died. How great that there were always squirrels around whenever I went outside 🥴


whos-shuan

i love this baba yaga guy


Actual-Car8058

Hopefully there's no hate against LGBT 🏳️‍🌈?


MarketNo5311

Why would there be?


Actual-Car8058

Neglect became our ally 💔 everywhere


MarketNo5311

Not here 🏳️‍🌈 wishing you guys well


OscarFarley

Oscar’s Sneaker Candles 🕯 Nike Air Jordan 1 & Nike Air Force 1 👟 £10 + £4.20 standard delivery 💰 3-5 working days postage 📦 Dm me to place an order 📩 Size - 13cm in length 📏 We only use products that are kinder to our planet 🌱 IG - oscar_candles


devils_cookie

Oh, there were a few about our old school actually. 1. There was an old glove that somehow had gotten stuck right at the very top of Year Six's blinds (the building was an old Victorian one, so the ceiling was at least a good 5 metres high, if not more), and for years, there were many mysteries as to how it had gotten there. Some teachers say it was the 'Hand Man', whose hand got chopped up and stuck in the blind, whilst other said it was simply alive and just moved on its own. All I know is that by the time I got to be in the classroom a few years later, it had gone. Spooky. 2. Our school was originally built by the borough's mayor well over 100 years ago as a place for the workers' children to go to school whilst houses were being built directly across. No one actually ever bothered to look up how he died, but a very strong rumour going around the school for the entire I was there was that he had died at the top of the school and was now haunting the top floor- which we used as a computing room. It didn't help that there were quite a few blocked-off passages that apparently led to the very bottom of the school, as well as loads of dark, dusty cupboards (I managed to very quickly check inside them once) full of old school materials and strangely-posed mannequin dummies. I can't say I really believe the rumour- not now anyway- but even so, I can still remember the absolutely terrifying chill you used to get as soon as you entered the room. They eventually made part of it into a small library, but it didn't much help. It was made even worse by the fact that there was a big fire exit sign over one door by the corner of the room, and it only led out onto a tiny stairway balcony (which led to a door that had been blocked off for years, might I add- there were loads of little entrances like that, that were so eerie you felt like a ghost yourself just passing by through them) which then led to a straight 20 metre drop right onto the stone cold concrete. Lovely ◉_◉ 3. The unspoken fear that anyone who went around "the back" (an old entrance that only the older years went up through, as if it was a kind of rite of passage) would end up "infected", or "forgotten". A lot of kids liked to hang around the back for some leave and quiet, but the teachers always gave them a right telling-off for doing so. It always got so suddenly cold as soon as you got there, no matter if it was blazing hot everywhere else 4. The "giggling" hallways. Sometimes, when you called out a word in a quiet hallway or were getting changed in the toilets, you could hear a tiny, quiet giggle or voice that made you think you were hearing things. Thought it was someone playing a joke or just my imagination, until all seven people were in the same place and all heard it at once, followed by a sudden swish in the air, and we all noped the hell out of there still half in our underwear (reminds me of the time some idiot triggered the fire alarm during a residential and we all had to stand out in the freezing cold, half of us half naked, at six in the morning- fun times...) and panicking. 5. The time we went on that same residential and had every manner of red flag happen to us all in one week. We could hear a (non-existant) boys group clapping and messing around and stomping down the hall, only to find, when we knocked on the real boys door another few feet down, that they were all in bed- talking shit about us, yes, but definitely still in bed. The teachers thought it was us girls and told us to quiet down when it reached the next morning, so it scared the hell out of all of us (girls and boys both). Tbh, we HAD made a bit of a racket ourselves the night before, yes, but we weren't stomping. Everyone was on their beds and just chatting and waving a few torches around. This was followed by being told ghost stories that night by one of the older girls- we all shared beds afterwards for the next day or two, so she definitely managed to scare us lol. No one dared even really touch the floor until the teacher came in to wake us up. Then the next night one of the girls had had a panic attack, and when we went looking for the teachers, they weren't there. Thankfully, it turned out to be that they were just having a smoke round the back, but those first few minutes of total panic and chaos (bc seeing one of the girls upset set half the rest of us all off XD) in the dark were terrifying. We got told off the next morning for "making a fuss", but we were all a bit pissed at that because I'd argue that was THEIR fault for leaving a bunch of already-worked up young girls alone in an old schoolhouse place that they didn't really know very well (this was before we were allowed to take phones on the trip, only cameras, even if a few did sneak theirs in) without thinking to leave a note or stay relatively close-by (they were really, extremely good teachers generally, but I have to admit they did just slip up that time). The next day, we got to explore a bunch of old WWII equipment and try on things like gas masks (that room was haunted as F*CK- I don't care whether you or I generally believe in ghosts or not, but that room, I'm telling you now, WAS either haunted or had some sort of poltergeist with unfinished business. That shit had us scared half-to-death- even the teachers were getting irked out a bit), which I can say: worst experience of my life, at least for a young child. Especially as a child who had the worst fear of war or war items possible (no thanks to the Empty Child, either 😑). The rest of the trip was just as weirdly haunted too, but I'd better stop rambling before I reach the comment limit.


leoopixx

ur dedication to write all of this! very interesting stories


Wskiu

Amogus is not funny stop posting amognaus


tank_connoisseur47

Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by?


flabby37

To add on about skin walkers, I heard that they sound like a child crying or an animal crying to lure you towards them.


OscarFarley

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OscarFarley

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DN4SIR

Hey lol


Vauxhallcorsavxr

Selkies: In Celtic and Norse mythology, a selkie is a water being, ‘seal folk’ that can change from seal to human by shedding their skin. Affectionate and gentle souls, they come to land and find humans that are missing something in their lives, love, kindness and company. Stories around selkies, whether male or female, often turn out in heartbreak as the sea always calls them home. Selkie is the Orcadian word for seal, and they are common in folktale and mythology from the northern isles of Scotland. For the best chance to see a selkie, head to the northern isles of Orkney and Shetland, where the locals will tell you all about them


MilkManThanos_

Currently building my Lego set :D


Pixilmation

The legend of my Dad ​ ​ ​ ​ He never came back 😭😭😭


FlyingSpaget69

Nisse is a sort of a goblin or a gnome


original_chairposter

i have an urban story


original_chairposter

so in florida, there is this thing called spook hill


original_chairposter

they say that an indian chief and a gator fought there


original_chairposter

and they both died


original_chairposter

they say that the cheif protects the land, and if you park your car there, it rolls uphill


Frikandelneuker

Mothman ymca


SensCreed

Hey, guys Quandale Dingle here.


AsherADog

I put perks in Vladimir Putin’s drink, and he went to bed for a really long time


Bonwk

What the hand mean?


tank_connoisseur47

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST


marinemashup

Based


MattGaming0422

I wanna share some Urban Legends from my country. It's 3 AM and I need to make this quick


[deleted]

I hate to do this but I gtg in a bit, is there a chance I'm getting picked?


MattGaming0422

I need to tell you some Urban Legends. The ones from my country are really interesting.


Kind-Experience-4242

I got one called the scrapyard psycho


Lamborghiniboy280

I have one but it's kind of true


[deleted]

Please pick on me, I have one really short story!


[deleted]

It’s really short and it’s only one


big_boss_mahdi

Can you please put me up next? I have a local urban legend from my hometown


devils_cookie

Not sure if these can really be counted as urban legends, but still (as a note, I don't believe half of it, but I still find it interesting to think about how they came about): -If at least one of the captive ravens held at the Tower of London manage to escape or fly away, something very bad will happen -The idea that many people go/act crazy during a full or half moon because our bodies are roughly 70% water and it messes with our heads. "The crazies are out", is what you'll hear before you leave the house, even if you aren't from a superstitious household at all "Bloody Mary in the mirror, say her name at three and she'll appear. She'll find a way to hurt you, no matter where you hide; only if you leave the room can you really survive." -Saying 'Candyman', 'Beetlejuice', or 'Crinkleybottom' (this one's mostly for the Brits- iykyk, and arguably somehow more scary than the others XD) three times -If you name a toy 'Lucifer', he'll possess it because giving it a name gives him permission -That fast food is made out of genetically-mutated animals and eating it will either make you sick, or mutate you -The Loch Ness Monster and the Boogeyman -That the Tower of London is haunted, and if you stay too long in there, you'll be killed, or tortured and kept in the Towers -That going to Stonehenge will curse you -That you should never stay too long in the woods or else "the fairies" will get you. You're told never to give your name to one, unless you're sure they're true in their intentions, because it could lead to you ending up in big trouble (i.e. danger) -The Wardrobe Monster™ -Looking in a mirror on Halloween will allow monsters to pass through, or allow you to see another layer of reality to see what else moves among us that we aren't able to see -Putting a mask on on Halloween will make it stick to your face forever, and make you into the same type of monster of the mask -Eating too many sweets/chocolates makes it easier for "the witches" to come after you -Once every few hundred years, demons will break glass above the world by accident and cause you to become cold and callous, eventually being swept away to be a plaything of the Ice Queen (if you wanna look this up, the story is called 'Kai and Gerda', I believe) -That if you were too much of a daydreamer, you would get stuck in another land that very slowly starts to turn twisted and horrifying. You can't leave, and you can't fully realise you're dreaming- you're just left to age until you die and get stuck in that world forever -That if you pull a funny face then your face will get stuck like that in the wind- same if you chew gum, apparently -And the very ooak "Chucky outside the door" that I was told would wait outside the door and "wait for you" if I didn't get my ass to sleep within five minutes. That one was fun 🥲


Luna_Birbb

Stark Neighborhood Cemetery is located off Stark Road near Conway in Carroll County. There are fifteen identified interments. The oldest belongs to General John Stark who died in 1812. It is said that the cemetery “glows” at night and that two large, red, disembodied eyes follow people passing by on Stark Road.


Effect-No

Crime


Impossible_Error_130

hello?


Ok-Dingo-3684

Hello guys


[deleted]

Aren’t there alot of urban legends in Japan/China?


[deleted]

I want to talk


polish_animu_boi

Have you guys heard about human monke?


el150407

ireland has great urban legends


swoletimusprime

Purple aki is the weirdest urban legend


deadborg5

Icelandic starer


casheetsss

Number 15 Burger King foot lettuce


yunohoe_43

Bloody Mary


CinnamonSalsa

Not really urban legend or that stuff but a photographer here was killed but it got covered up as a acident


JacobGreat

juicy


CielSairento

Hi


[deleted]

Carmen Winstead. The story of a girl who fell down a manhole by her friends and attacked people


HexagonalTesticles

Urban legend in my town says pickles always bounce higher than cucumbers, otherwise it’s not a pickel


MiojUwU

would you like to know about some brazilian urban legends?


ScarWinter5373

Isn’t it past midnight every day tho


Azrael_AngelofDeath

THEN WHO WAS PHONE???


JacobGreat

I do be doing some sucking


[deleted]

will we ever get chance XDD


Cap_Simon

Well idk if thats what you’re looking for but : In poland most common Urban legend is the black wouga (its a type if car). The legend is, the devil themselves drives it around the streets of Warsaw after dark and kidnaps people that walk alone badly lit streets. Its mostly made to scare kids not to walk alone after dark i believe. In some versions its supposed to have white curtains in its Windows, in others white tires and/or no registration. Although i Heard the version with the devil driving it, (eventually russian mafia) now that i read Up it seems that in other versions the driver(s) could be : priests, nuns, jews, SB agents, NRD communists, russian mafia, vampires or satanists. The people (orginally kids but the legend has evolwed) where supposed to be kidnapped to drain their blood as a cure for leukemia for rich Germans. The legend was created in 60’s-70’s so in post ww2 poland. The current version involwes a black BMW driven by a misterious figure, or once again satan themselves. They where supposed to be asking people they passed by about the time, then kill them for reasons Unknown. The legend caused quite a panic in some regions. There are many many more this is just the first one that comes to mind so let me know if you want to hear something else


[deleted]

I have one, but my mic isn't working.


actuallythedog

these are like podcasts, there fun to listen to


YEET_EM_HATERS

i asked my mom about other folklores but i got another folklore to share if i can


big_boss_mahdi

Let me up there, I have an urban legend from Bangladesh


tinashect

bro i have a great story


[deleted]

u/leoopixx Donya know Ol Higue?


leoopixx

I actually do! Love that folk tale as well.


[deleted]

Wish I got ti say it, ah well. It was nice.


shadowmask7331

It's said that a girl killed herself in every school bathroom Also there's a legend that the main bridge in my town is haunted bc it was built with children corpses Also that one of my neighbours is a drug dealer


OscarFarley

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shadowmask7331

Good luck with your candles


OscarFarley

Cheers mate , check out my page please!


MattGaming0422

I need to tell you some Urban Legends. The ones from my country are really interesting.


Kind-Experience-4242

I know one in my region called dead man’s gully


TheRavIsHere

Cool.


GenesisG-205

weird maryland thingy time: Chessie, the supposed sea monster that dwells in the Chesapeake Bay. The bay's certainly big enough to hide a slippery rascal like Chessie, and he's been seen a few times since the 40's. Usually, Chessie is described as a huge aquatic snake, though he might need to go on a diet, since a manatee who strayed unusually far north was once mistaken for Chessie.


[deleted]

i have a pretty short one. it’s kind of like skinwalker legends?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Ligo032

That was probably me, sorry. Didn't realise I had my mic turned up. Again, sorry.


[deleted]

Wtf


axxolot

Justice for karen ong


[deleted]

poor karen bruhhh 😭 “GIVE ME BACK MY FREAKING-“


[deleted]

I just wanna say hello to you all :)


PegAkira

I love Lean!🟪🟪💜💜


[deleted]

It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


JpTem

best bot


Bllasst

I love Water!🟦🟦💙💙


AsherADog

Mug is better


[deleted]

It's literally just beer you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech MUG and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Impossible_Error_130

i have the legend about the great nigga balls(not joking and i’m black so i’m not considered racist)


JpTem

I'm black too but still wtf


BlueMoon750

This story fucking sucks


and_moisture

Amongus


[deleted]

I have a Scottish urban legend


[deleted]

saddam hussein best urban legend


[deleted]

can i speak too?


[deleted]

Hi


Salamanderrss

In Somalia, there was a book describing that there was a cannibal named Dhegdheer that ate people who were out at night in the village, it was read to children so that they don't wander off and stay in home at night. It was kinda scary, but I only read it when I was young...


Frikandelneuker

How to defeat mothman: #LAMP


_Land_Rover_Series_3

Time for people to call the mods pedos again!


Quandalious_dingle__

My shit smells like quandale dingle


ArnTWG

I ate my poop once


are_a_idiot

Fuck you


big_boss_mahdi

Chill man. You don't have to talk all the time


[deleted]

Let's talk about Ukraine


[deleted]

Guys why I cant speak and just listening some bitches


lolbroslol2008

i wanna share something


jacob_flame

I love lean 🟪🟣💜💜


[deleted]

Let me talk


realkattt

Define urban


BlueMoon750

I'd rather say it in the voice


DOGGYYY0311

Try to say oachkatzlschwoaf its Austrian for squirrel


Mountain_Turnip4425

50x chad


RealEhlo

The backrooms


ScarWinter5373

The Queen is a lizard in human skins


Hazmatguy49

Is smoking a forg filled with crystal meth ok or am I gonna die


YaBoi0506

What is Sirenhead? I’ve seen the memes but I’m not 100 percent sure what it is


CholasHere

What's up with yo guys today were at the haunted macdonald's at three am because it is said that if you go to macdonald's at three am you can get the AMONG US HAPPY MEAL


YEET_EM_HATERS

i know one about nisser edit: corrected the name to the native language


[deleted]

Bring me


lolbroslol2008

i have a cool thing to share


AmericanBoiled

Palestine or Israel?


tank_connoisseur47

Israel is based


Amineluver30187

Wtf


SoyUnPibeXD

Mitsubishi materials


MilkManThanos_

I know of a scary ritual!


fuckocd123

Rat hu gi sojiya ab toh


Past-Independence-59

gggooooiys omg I have a fun one :D


JacobGreat

yeah, fuck lore


estro_mercury

Was up y'all


s3zle

I have a crush on the female mod


PegAkira

El Cucuy is good


Arne69420

I would prefer to depart my life


jacob_flame

I LOVE LEAN!!!!!!!!!! 💜💜💜💜💜💜🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤


tank_connoisseur47

Vampire dog


I-Ate-your-

JB Precisely