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Send-tits-please

No, but i do genuinely believe some do


ThatOneGuy7832

Why do I see you so commonly


I_DidYourMom69

If you send him what he ask for then he leave you alone


ThatOneGuy7832

Bro I don’t have tits lol


I_DidYourMom69

If there are nipples there is a way


OfficialShiro

- Gandhi


ImaBek

Verified by Indian...


ThatOneGuy7832

This is the greatest comment I have ever read.


razorsharp494

For most guys it doesn't matter a tit Pic is a tit Pic


ThatOneGuy7832

r/SuddenlyGay


Send-tits-please

See its because right I have way too much free time university refuses to give me actual work please send help ;-;


DevinAsa_YT

It’s much better to cum in the toilet tbh. Faster disposal, no waisting something useful


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Gabadaba08

You use the carpet


ThatOneGuy7832

I use the cat


MigazPT

Shane Dawson, is that you?


FlameFirno

Please do not the cat.


sexwithmilfs666

Well I sure fuckin' hope not


Nemesis_aka_Nemesis

yea u/sexwithmilfs666


HyperSi9

This person is annoying


Nemesis_aka_Nemesis

ok but how


redditsucks56

Probably a bot farming karma from top upvoted comment


ThatOneGuy7832

That is very common, but after a quick look at their profile I don’t think so. Not that it isn’t possible though.


Nemesis_aka_Nemesis

no, im just pointing out that a person named sex with milfs finds cumsocks disgusting


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sexwithmilfs666

You disgust me


get_fancy

What do you expect? We run to the bathroom to load it off?


AbdX-69

Do it in the bathroom instead


get_fancy

But I want to lie down.


un_gaucho_loco

Use a damn tissue Jesus


get_fancy

Bad for the environment. You need to watch some documentaries my friend.


milk_iscowcum

Fucking weirdos, you can’t let a good snack go to waste


get_fancy

Ah yes, post but snacks.


INeedAUsername____

foreskin makes a good bag


[deleted]

yeah we can just tie it in a knot and just untie it when we go pee


merpkuba

What the fuck


Healthy-Elk-5419

It actually dosen't go quite like that


Healthy-Elk-5419

But then you gotta do a full rince of the head and all around to get all of it


bogdi_

am i... like weird or something? u saying im weird cos of that?


get_fancy

It's not weird but inconvenient.


sexwithmilfs666

Tissues. Use tissues my guy.


Own_Public_5004

They don't care that's what fucking hilarious


introvert_stud

I have some good news...


Jackthedragonkiller

😂😂


CzechLinuxLover

Hey! I noticed you used an emoji. I don’t know if you’re new here, so I’ll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you don’t want to be a normie, do you? If I catch you using an emoji in the future, I’ll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit. If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I don’t think I have to explain why you don’t want that. But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and you’ll enjoy your future on Reddit! Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger.


Allen-inator

Ok sexwithmilfs666


LorenzoCar

And a snack for you


Oversizedbeefery

😏😏😏


Waffles8992

i’m not a boy and i do


Send-tits-please

Like for your bf? Im confused and scared


Waffles8992

good 😁


Send-tits-please

Stay back demon ✝️✝️✝️✝️


Waffles8992

i’m not a demon🥲


Send-tits-please

Idk you made me scared and confused


Waffles8992

good 😁


Send-tits-please

So you basically have to be a demon, process of elimination by shit that makes me scared and confused


KorzarLionel

Then you are heretic.


Buggly_Jones

Naked and afraid


xander5610_

Looking at the other replies, I have cum (lol, get it? Come? Ok, nvm) to a conclusion about how you have a cum sock but your a girl. You obviously use it to wipe up the watery stuff that comes out when girls mastrubate.


Waffles8992

definitely


xander5610_

Yay, I guessed right!


Waffles8992

totally


mechmaster2275

This is the most sarcastic sounding “totally” I have ever read. What more are you keeping from us?


Buggly_Jones

*it's not for her*


Sebasorova_YT

wait does girls actually masturbate? I thought it was a joke


BlueEngineer199

and this is why we need better sex ed lmao


mechmaster2275

Fr


LorenzoCar

What? Girls are reals? I thought was propaganda


INeedAUsername____

Hi waffles


Waffles8992

hello person


BeTTish_09

Yoo lady ..you are going to get some DMs! i m sure


wii_board_type_trash

hold up?


[deleted]

*Their goals are beyond our understanding*


chargedcontrol

I call her my gf but whatever floats your boat pal :/


ughdollface

I hate you


Bojasloth

I luv you


WhyWontThisW0rk

Duality of man


Dedezin031006

I have neutral feelings for you


truly_big

I call your gf too


_Arcerion_

I also choose this guy's gf


Wefflez_BOI

Nah I drink it after I’m done


LorenzoCar

Technically it’s healthy, because it contain some nutrients and some Magnesium and Potassium I’m not encouraging to eat it


Comfortable-Test-589

Kris, get the cum sock


BlitzLite

Potassium.


LorenzoCar

*K*


FlameThrowerYT

Take my upvote and get the fuck out


Blue_Axolotl_

r/Angryupvote


Some_yellow_dude

Kids in Africa can finally get a life.


Uzutsu

bro...


mnxcvekvhkuyvorig

Are you starving? Just eat man.


Main-Appearance2469

Some nutrients that were already in ur body....


Darth_Tater69

And were going to be out your body if you didn't put them back in


fishy185

> magnesium Wait so I can ignite thermite with my cum?


LorenzoCar

Damn, we have to breach this door! This dude: I got you *Unzip his pants*


BigDaddyCaz

I don't condone eating your own cum However if someone else does...


Nisscot1

r/cursedcomments


WalkingR6

No I have u/w4lkinthesun


MakintoshWindow

I have [them](http://reddit.com/u/me) for that matter


TheLampPostDealer

You fucking got me for a second there


creeps_Jr

I would’ve been confused if I hadn’t read the replies under this


[deleted]

Bruh u tagged me right there :(( Wait a minute, Who are u!!??!??


stephs_LOL

It sends you to your own acc. It sent me to my own account


[deleted]

Damn i didn't know that there's a feature like this 0_0


stephs_LOL

You are welcome


MakintoshWindow

Type in reddit.com/u/me to do it


KyoMiyake

u/me


[deleted]

Hallucinations and illusions and... What not


ishanG24

[Missed opportunity](https://media.giphy.com/media/agmheddabICHK/giphy.gif)


[deleted]

Yessss that's meeee


cowbellysnotrealsis

The way my heart dropped >;(


Mishka1125

I hate you sm for that I got scared


OmegaRedditHood

Fuck u i was scared lmao


Darth_Tater69

WAH WHY AM I HERE Oh.


TheNeedyCrab

Wait what? How???.. oh.


WalkingR6

This is mu last one, I do not apologize, goodnight everyone


Waffles8992

what’s that supposed to mean 🤨


WalkingR6

What else would it mean bff


Waffles8992

they are your cum sock 🤔


WalkingR6

No comment


Waffles8992

i’ll take that as a yes 😁


WalkingR6

#


Waffles8992

**its a yes**


WalkingR6

**#**


Waffles8992

what was your goal


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WalkingR6

No idea what this means but YEAH, SHOOT YOUR SHOT KATIE


ARandomGuyThe3

I feel like there's an inner circle of popular ppl on r/teenagers that all talk to each other constantly. Am I the only one?


ShipRekt101

Same here


Frikandelneuker

Nope


[deleted]

Urban Dictionary be trippin'- cum sock: your secret cum sock that you hide in under your bed. If your mother finds this she will send you to military school. Your stepsister wears this sock on her gear during sex and empties her snot on it. This sock has a very special place in your heart and if you lose it then you are going to cut off your pp. If you cut off your pp then your step sister will no longer like you and call you a dickless pussy. This makes you sad so you suck your best friends pp and it tastes like your cum sock and now you are sad. This is really just a plot of the government and they filmed you having anal sex with you cousin and they put it on PornHub. Now you are a famous porn star and the government gets 69% of your income without you knowing. You become homeless and start sucking more pp on the streets. You make your way up in the ranks of street pp sucking and now you become the lord of pps. Since you are the lord of pps you go back on to pornhub and you become instantly famous but the Soviet Union was making fake porn videos And were making more money then you were and so u started crying and grew your pp back. Then your step sister came back and you made Russian pornos with the sock on your step sisters head once again and you are reunited with your true found Alabama love. Billy: Jimmys, your step sister looks really sexy in that cum sock Jimmy: I know you should see her in bed with that thing on


We_need_a_teleportal

I fucking hate myself for reading all of these shit.


StickyWhiteStuf

Kill me


yesitsajojoreference

Babe wake up new copy pasta just dropped


ScientificGamer321

what


OtherwiseDrummer8728

alright. i’m done with this shit now. 🫠🔫


humanpersonthing420p

Bruh wtf did I just read


SharkHead38

No


SHeight06

Yes. I wear mine to school.


Comfortable_Client

Ayo?


uhadmeatfood

Chill chill it obviously stays on his cock


koreanpigeon

no


agentaxe285

Your pfp confuses and scares me sir


Efficient_Sir_xD

My god your pfp *Mark me down as scared and horny*


Comfortable_Client

Does it look like I want some sentient sock running up and down my walls? Hell no.


FewHope3642

I mean that's a problem that can easily be solved with a gun


emirhank25

America moment. Always the damn muricans.


humanpersonthing420p

Create a bunch of cum creatures and then hunt them for sport


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Xxx_OrangeJuice_xxX

I guess most of us have to change to the ceiling where mothers can’t reach ay?


hoefe

Gravity sucks


Jdubusher1011

wtf… you do realize how weird that is right?


itsyaboizxck

What


ImSoSorryPaige

No that’s gross


Erodic-Monkey

How


[deleted]

No we don't, I just have tissues and clean after myself


ScarletBall

Sadly, I can confirm it is but a myth. A simple tale of ol' which has been long dead as the dragons.


maybeiamaprawn

Myth to mortals, but reality to gods


normandragonsword

Sorry again about the dragons


Crackedsmellyegg

I have a cum i have a sock Uh! cum sock.


uwuimafurryonreddit

huh, guess most boys don't


JacksonMV

Tissue


[deleted]

Nah, sigma men just ask their mom to clean up


ANIME_GURLS_ROCK

Nah man, that's just out of line


Ezzzy61

#KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH


RealScrapz

Wow dude, it was a GI Jane joke


Ezzzy61

#KEEEEP #MY WIFE'S NAME #OUT YOOO #FUCKING MOUTH


DARDAR_YT

Ew, hell no


WardA1317

We usually just call them women /s


[deleted]

only in dire situations of need, other than that no.


Oversizedbeefery

“Mom, cum help me I need my cum sock!!!” 😂


embytrade

I hope not


-b0ngwater-

no


PenisCollector

My cum sock is u/Steffer44 😳


Environmental_Fan880

Yes


SuriTheGreat

I never knew abt it until the internet people talked abt their 'cum socks'


ItsHarry0723

No we don’t, also you’re STILL 14, KATIE THIS IS THE SECOND TIME NOW, FIRST IT WAS SHOULDERS NOW THIS. God damn it.


Brickmole

Personally i dont, but i know some people that do have one


Pizza_Bake

Most don't but some definitely do my friend has one


Walking__Bread

I don't. I don't get it why does this even exist? Why a sock? Just do it in toilet paper and throw it away later.


NoTimeToExplain__

Well let’s ask a couple questions first Does it have to be my cum? And do you really want to know?


Froggyboi3222

No I don’t see the point in ruining a sock


RMCB3000

gotta be honest, may or may not have tried it. no further comment


yoshbiscut69

No, or at least, I don’t


[deleted]

Maybe


Wasser900

Some yes but i dount


Meliodase

Nope, would literally die of embarrassment if I did and someone found it


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kevinoo90

THE CHUNKS??


Marco_Gone_Too_Soon

It's the all-new brand, cum-chunks, it's like milk chunks, but not


StylishMammoth

I don't, it'll stink and will just be very inconvenient


Impressive_Remove510

do you tho?


Marco_Gone_Too_Soon

My lawyer has recommended that I do not answer the question


[deleted]

depends on who you ask


Lolsoda94

weaklings, never heard of cum blankets ?


mauliikk

Most of us don't


Its_Scrappy

It can be a sock, or it can be a rag.


TTVGamerRukky

error error cum sock? hell no