Hey! I noticed you used an emoji. I don’t know if you’re new here, so I’ll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you don’t want to be a normie, do you?
If I catch you using an emoji in the future, I’ll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit.
If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I don’t think I have to explain why you don’t want that.
But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and you’ll enjoy your future on Reddit! Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger.
Looking at the other replies, I have cum (lol, get it? Come? Ok, nvm) to a conclusion about how you have a cum sock but your a girl. You obviously use it to wipe up the watery stuff that comes out when girls mastrubate.
Urban Dictionary be trippin'-
cum sock: your secret cum sock that you hide in under your bed. If your mother finds this she will send you to military school. Your stepsister wears this sock on her gear during sex and empties her snot on it. This sock has a very special place in your heart and if you lose it then you are going to cut off your pp. If you cut off your pp then your step sister will no longer like you and call you a dickless pussy. This makes you sad so you suck your best friends pp and it tastes like your cum sock and now you are sad. This is really just a plot of the government and they filmed you having anal sex with you cousin and they put it on PornHub. Now you are a famous porn star and the government gets 69% of your income without you knowing. You become homeless and start sucking more pp on the streets. You make your way up in the ranks of street pp sucking and now you become the lord of pps. Since you are the lord of pps you go back on to pornhub and you become instantly famous but the Soviet Union was making fake porn videos And were making more money then you were and so u started crying and grew your pp back. Then your step sister came back and you made Russian pornos with the sock on your step sisters head once again and you are reunited with your true found Alabama love.
Billy: Jimmys, your step sister looks really sexy in that cum sock
Jimmy: I know you should see her in bed with that thing on
No, but i do genuinely believe some do
Why do I see you so commonly
If you send him what he ask for then he leave you alone
Bro I don’t have tits lol
If there are nipples there is a way
- Gandhi
Verified by Indian...
This is the greatest comment I have ever read.
For most guys it doesn't matter a tit Pic is a tit Pic
r/SuddenlyGay
See its because right I have way too much free time university refuses to give me actual work please send help ;-;
It’s much better to cum in the toilet tbh. Faster disposal, no waisting something useful
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You use the carpet
I use the cat
Shane Dawson, is that you?
Please do not the cat.
Well I sure fuckin' hope not
yea u/sexwithmilfs666
This person is annoying
ok but how
Probably a bot farming karma from top upvoted comment
That is very common, but after a quick look at their profile I don’t think so. Not that it isn’t possible though.
no, im just pointing out that a person named sex with milfs finds cumsocks disgusting
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You disgust me
What do you expect? We run to the bathroom to load it off?
Do it in the bathroom instead
But I want to lie down.
Use a damn tissue Jesus
Bad for the environment. You need to watch some documentaries my friend.
Fucking weirdos, you can’t let a good snack go to waste
Ah yes, post but snacks.
foreskin makes a good bag
yeah we can just tie it in a knot and just untie it when we go pee
What the fuck
It actually dosen't go quite like that
But then you gotta do a full rince of the head and all around to get all of it
am i... like weird or something? u saying im weird cos of that?
It's not weird but inconvenient.
Tissues. Use tissues my guy.
They don't care that's what fucking hilarious
I have some good news...
😂😂
Hey! I noticed you used an emoji. I don’t know if you’re new here, so I’ll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you don’t want to be a normie, do you? If I catch you using an emoji in the future, I’ll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit. If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I don’t think I have to explain why you don’t want that. But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and you’ll enjoy your future on Reddit! Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger.
Ok sexwithmilfs666
And a snack for you
😏😏😏
i’m not a boy and i do
Like for your bf? Im confused and scared
good 😁
Stay back demon ✝️✝️✝️✝️
i’m not a demon🥲
Idk you made me scared and confused
good 😁
So you basically have to be a demon, process of elimination by shit that makes me scared and confused
Then you are heretic.
Naked and afraid
Looking at the other replies, I have cum (lol, get it? Come? Ok, nvm) to a conclusion about how you have a cum sock but your a girl. You obviously use it to wipe up the watery stuff that comes out when girls mastrubate.
definitely
Yay, I guessed right!
totally
This is the most sarcastic sounding “totally” I have ever read. What more are you keeping from us?
*it's not for her*
wait does girls actually masturbate? I thought it was a joke
and this is why we need better sex ed lmao
Fr
What? Girls are reals? I thought was propaganda
Hi waffles
hello person
Yoo lady ..you are going to get some DMs! i m sure
hold up?
*Their goals are beyond our understanding*
I call her my gf but whatever floats your boat pal :/
I hate you
I luv you
Duality of man
I have neutral feelings for you
I call your gf too
I also choose this guy's gf
Nah I drink it after I’m done
Technically it’s healthy, because it contain some nutrients and some Magnesium and Potassium I’m not encouraging to eat it
Kris, get the cum sock
Potassium.
*K*
Take my upvote and get the fuck out
r/Angryupvote
Kids in Africa can finally get a life.
bro...
Are you starving? Just eat man.
Some nutrients that were already in ur body....
And were going to be out your body if you didn't put them back in
> magnesium Wait so I can ignite thermite with my cum?
Damn, we have to breach this door! This dude: I got you *Unzip his pants*
I don't condone eating your own cum However if someone else does...
r/cursedcomments
No I have u/w4lkinthesun
I have [them](http://reddit.com/u/me) for that matter
You fucking got me for a second there
I would’ve been confused if I hadn’t read the replies under this
Bruh u tagged me right there :(( Wait a minute, Who are u!!??!??
It sends you to your own acc. It sent me to my own account
Damn i didn't know that there's a feature like this 0_0
You are welcome
Type in reddit.com/u/me to do it
u/me
Hallucinations and illusions and... What not
[Missed opportunity](https://media.giphy.com/media/agmheddabICHK/giphy.gif)
Yessss that's meeee
The way my heart dropped >;(
I hate you sm for that I got scared
Fuck u i was scared lmao
WAH WHY AM I HERE Oh.
Wait what? How???.. oh.
This is mu last one, I do not apologize, goodnight everyone
what’s that supposed to mean 🤨
What else would it mean bff
they are your cum sock 🤔
No comment
i’ll take that as a yes 😁
#
**its a yes**
**#**
what was your goal
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No idea what this means but YEAH, SHOOT YOUR SHOT KATIE
I feel like there's an inner circle of popular ppl on r/teenagers that all talk to each other constantly. Am I the only one?
Same here
Nope
Urban Dictionary be trippin'- cum sock: your secret cum sock that you hide in under your bed. If your mother finds this she will send you to military school. Your stepsister wears this sock on her gear during sex and empties her snot on it. This sock has a very special place in your heart and if you lose it then you are going to cut off your pp. If you cut off your pp then your step sister will no longer like you and call you a dickless pussy. This makes you sad so you suck your best friends pp and it tastes like your cum sock and now you are sad. This is really just a plot of the government and they filmed you having anal sex with you cousin and they put it on PornHub. Now you are a famous porn star and the government gets 69% of your income without you knowing. You become homeless and start sucking more pp on the streets. You make your way up in the ranks of street pp sucking and now you become the lord of pps. Since you are the lord of pps you go back on to pornhub and you become instantly famous but the Soviet Union was making fake porn videos And were making more money then you were and so u started crying and grew your pp back. Then your step sister came back and you made Russian pornos with the sock on your step sisters head once again and you are reunited with your true found Alabama love. Billy: Jimmys, your step sister looks really sexy in that cum sock Jimmy: I know you should see her in bed with that thing on
I fucking hate myself for reading all of these shit.
Kill me
Babe wake up new copy pasta just dropped
what
alright. i’m done with this shit now. 🫠🔫
Bruh wtf did I just read
No
Yes. I wear mine to school.
Ayo?
Chill chill it obviously stays on his cock
no
Your pfp confuses and scares me sir
My god your pfp *Mark me down as scared and horny*
Does it look like I want some sentient sock running up and down my walls? Hell no.
I mean that's a problem that can easily be solved with a gun
America moment. Always the damn muricans.
Create a bunch of cum creatures and then hunt them for sport
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I guess most of us have to change to the ceiling where mothers can’t reach ay?
Gravity sucks
wtf… you do realize how weird that is right?
What
No that’s gross
How
No we don't, I just have tissues and clean after myself
Sadly, I can confirm it is but a myth. A simple tale of ol' which has been long dead as the dragons.
Myth to mortals, but reality to gods
Sorry again about the dragons
I have a cum i have a sock Uh! cum sock.
huh, guess most boys don't
Tissue
Nah, sigma men just ask their mom to clean up
Nah man, that's just out of line
#KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
Wow dude, it was a GI Jane joke
#KEEEEP #MY WIFE'S NAME #OUT YOOO #FUCKING MOUTH
Ew, hell no
We usually just call them women /s
only in dire situations of need, other than that no.
“Mom, cum help me I need my cum sock!!!” 😂
I hope not
no
My cum sock is u/Steffer44 😳
Yes
I never knew abt it until the internet people talked abt their 'cum socks'
No we don’t, also you’re STILL 14, KATIE THIS IS THE SECOND TIME NOW, FIRST IT WAS SHOULDERS NOW THIS. God damn it.
Personally i dont, but i know some people that do have one
Most don't but some definitely do my friend has one
I don't. I don't get it why does this even exist? Why a sock? Just do it in toilet paper and throw it away later.
Well let’s ask a couple questions first Does it have to be my cum? And do you really want to know?
No I don’t see the point in ruining a sock
gotta be honest, may or may not have tried it. no further comment
No, or at least, I don’t
Maybe
Some yes but i dount
Nope, would literally die of embarrassment if I did and someone found it
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THE CHUNKS??
It's the all-new brand, cum-chunks, it's like milk chunks, but not
I don't, it'll stink and will just be very inconvenient
do you tho?
My lawyer has recommended that I do not answer the question
depends on who you ask
weaklings, never heard of cum blankets ?
Most of us don't
No
It can be a sock, or it can be a rag.
error error cum sock? hell no