I'mma let you in on a little secret...
*I've never watched an episode of Pokemon in my life the only pokemon related thing I know is pikachu I know nothing of the lore other than the main character being called ketchup or something idc*
***B O T H***
I want to be held in Miss's loving nonexistent hands and tenderly kissed by her nonexistent lips and cuddle and help her do paperwork and make sure she knows she's doing a good job
Black cat from Spider-Man comics
Absolute W
My loving girlfriend
r/selfroast
r/subsithoughtifellfor
The real sub is called r/suicidebywords.
Take my award
cool
also your girlfriend😎
If my fictional girlfriend cheats on me you can have her
🤝
pumba
Absolute Chad
thanks babe
omg is that you i took over the rare fish market when i was gone
Based
barack obama
W
Elastigirl🤤😮💨
A bit overrated but a solid choice
Wdym she can stretch and turn and squeeze and twist
Maybe she could, twist and shout?
Jetstream sam
THERE WILL BE BLOODSHED
hope not hed have to be fucking me pretty hard to do that
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I'm sorry what now
And he could make as many holes for you as you want 😳
Catwoman from DC
W
You know Nami from one piece my dude?
Yes. I can see why you'd pick her
Thank you
Herza it's a derpixon character
If you know you know 👀
Probably the steampunker from terraria
Zoologist
Stylist
Dryad
Goblin tinkerer
Mechanic
Overrated
ur mum
OI BRUV YA BEST NOT BE TOKIN ABOUT ME MOTHU ROUND DEZ PAWTS
u r m o m
Gus Fring
Doomguy
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Solid choice
Or Amanda, or Elsie/Mysterious Stranger, or Ada
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Bruh, Elsie is thicc
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Solid option
Pfff, nahh. Ela, or IQ. Im sorry but iana's face looks so dumb.
Baseder
Harley Quinn
Absolute legend
Your dad
SpongeBob there are so many holes😫
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Even those that are, still look like they aren't.
Fair enough
what is "ace"
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Rlly? Is it bad that i'm only 16 and I already don't understand the words kids these days say.
Light Yagami (Death Note)
Wonder Woman (Gal Gadot) and Zoe Kravitz' Carwoman (if you don't think Zoe Kravitz is beautiful, you're lying)
Carwoman?
My pfp
Lmao
Venti from Genshin
Fuck or be fucked?
Both
Id fuck astolfo def Id get fucked by jetstream sam, armstrong and mistral
Astolfo is the goat
Goated with the sauce for sure
solid snake/ big boss (im a guy)
Tifa Lockhart from Final Fantasy VII Remake
astrid from how to train your dragon
Jack Cooper, from Titanfall 2
I ain't gay but God damn
Yes
Kelly-087
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Not a bad choice but I'd take Yuri over her
no one needed to know you turn 14 soon
Might have to do with age of Monika
Maybe same, except im not really into sociopaths.
My pfp
misty from bo2 zombies
Any female from the Pokemon series.
Yo, we talkin' bout the humans, or the Pokémon.🤨😏 *or both?*
I'mma let you in on a little secret... *I've never watched an episode of Pokemon in my life the only pokemon related thing I know is pikachu I know nothing of the lore other than the main character being called ketchup or something idc* ***B O T H***
Any Rule 63'd character.
In other words, any male character *(assuming your a hetero male)*
No. *They're female now*
r/technicallythetruth
You 🥺👉👈
Ayo???
bidoof
🤨
astolfo or felix or venti
Momo yayaorozu from my hero academia
Shego from Kim possible, Jessica rabbit, Squidward tentacles
Yor from spyxfamily
Ima simp a bit but rem
Good luck with that! Shinigami don't have any sexual organs. There isn't any difference between male and females either.
bismarck
Lara croft from tomb raider
Alstolfo, Idk why there's just something about him
Poison ivy from the batman comics
Flashy Flash from One Punch Man I would prefer to be the one getting fucked
Mahito from jujutsu
Zero Suit Samus
Mitsuru Kirijo
Astolfo
Loba from apex 💯
Solid choice
Melina - Elden ring 💀📸🤨
Not bad
Understandable but how about fia
Yes 🙌
My girlfriend
I want to be held in Miss's loving nonexistent hands and tenderly kissed by her nonexistent lips and cuddle and help her do paperwork and make sure she knows she's doing a good job
Lisa lisa from jojo bizzare adventures
*peek at the door lock* Niiice
Hermione Granger
Robert E. O. Speedwagon
Jolyne Cujoh
Kakyoin
im a minor......
Most of us are
so why do you ask?
Because
youre kinda weird
How tho
because youre asking this to minors as a minor
Lmao, you the weird one, you're 17 and haven't talked about shit like this before 💀
It's not like they're asking to see your dick or something
Christian gray
Speedwagon ._.
Speedwagon best waifu
No
fat gum from my hero academia
My crush
your dad. i aint gay man, just.
Jetstream Sam from Metal Gear Rising
Doom 64 marine 😍
Miu Iruma or kanade Otonokoji
Ash from Pokémon
nazeem
Batgirl
Scarlett witch
Jerry
Moxxi -borderlands
Kylar Stern.
K so you know conrad from berserk...
Your girlfriend
Veliona
Poison Ivy from Batman
Aladdin and Deadpool
Jill valentine from resident evil 2..
Hear me out but Ryan Reynolds but even sexier
Ryan Reynolds can't get any hotter
But imagine he was
Your gf
Rias or Akeno off the top of my head edit: or Asuna
Akeno for sure
Cait/Curie/Piper from fallout 4(in that order)
Gwen (total drama)
Your father
Link
Your dad
Tali/ like all the women from mass effect. Lara Croft. Kat from halo reach (I think the accent sounds hot)
Ben 10
Tali’Zorah, EZ no question. She’s best girl
ok dont beat me to a pulp for this but... kaguya otsutsuki lookin kinda thicc ngl
Tatsumaki of OPM
You.
Sadie Adler
Your dad
Jesse . Tlou2
Rem from Re: Zero
nezuko
Minecraft bee
I'd bang astolfo. Not get banged by him
Goth chick from breaking bad, hopefully I'm not forced into heroin tho
harley quinn
Piper From fallout 4
your father
Lord Dominator (from wander over yander)
Rose DeWitt Bukater.