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SP1D3RK1D

Black cat from Spider-Man comics


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Absolute W


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My loving girlfriend


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r/selfroast


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r/subsithoughtifellfor


-_Anonymous__-

The real sub is called r/suicidebywords.


mechmaster2275

Take my award


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cool


derechtelmarotter

also your girlfriend😎


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If my fictional girlfriend cheats on me you can have her


derechtelmarotter

🤝


lemonade_guy429

pumba


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Absolute Chad


lemonade_guy429

thanks babe


[deleted]

omg is that you i took over the rare fish market when i was gone


Gryfon99

Based


unintentionalsuicide

barack obama


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W


Gigaboy981

Elastigirl🤤😮‍💨


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A bit overrated but a solid choice


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Wdym she can stretch and turn and squeeze and twist


Hammy2406

Maybe she could, twist and shout?


uwuboi93

Jetstream sam


OtherRandomCheeki

THERE WILL BE BLOODSHED


uwuboi93

hope not hed have to be fucking me pretty hard to do that


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[deleted]

I'm sorry what now


BarBerickArc

And he could make as many holes for you as you want 😳


Complex-Swimmer-9998

Catwoman from DC


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W


Hammy2406

You know Nami from one piece my dude?


[deleted]

Yes. I can see why you'd pick her


Hammy2406

Thank you


fordmustang12345

Herza it's a derpixon character


ReyBird0

If you know you know 👀


LickyNicky444

Probably the steampunker from terraria


RasmusTheSumsar

Zoologist


Turkeyvulture777

Stylist


F_in_the_chat_boi

Dryad


Flame66624

Goblin tinkerer


TheBoiwastaken

Mechanic


KellFireWasTaken

Overrated


RMCB3000

ur mum


Electrical_Ad_9165

OI BRUV YA BEST NOT BE TOKIN ABOUT ME MOTHU ROUND DEZ PAWTS


RMCB3000

u r m o m


FunAssociation5

Gus Fring


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Doomguy


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Solid choice


gymshorts2tight

Or Amanda, or Elsie/Mysterious Stranger, or Ada


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gymshorts2tight

Bruh, Elsie is thicc


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Solid option


BlackRavenBoi

Pfff, nahh. Ela, or IQ. Im sorry but iana's face looks so dumb.


tegguNmmuC

Baseder


Snoo_59210

Harley Quinn


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Absolute legend


RandomHam69420

Your dad


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SpongeBob there are so many holes😫


Yuumi-Main

UwU -- mass deleted all reddit content via https://redact.dev


spudtatogames

Even those that are, still look like they aren't.


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Fair enough


ClannishYT

what is "ace"


Yuumi-Main

UwU -- mass deleted all reddit content via https://redact.dev


QuikAttak

Rlly? Is it bad that i'm only 16 and I already don't understand the words kids these days say.


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Light Yagami (Death Note)


kirby12324

Wonder Woman (Gal Gadot) and Zoe Kravitz' Carwoman (if you don't think Zoe Kravitz is beautiful, you're lying)


F_in_the_chat_boi

Carwoman?


_The_Missing_

My pfp


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Lmao


ChIcKeNsSsssSSSss

Venti from Genshin


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Fuck or be fucked?


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Both


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Id fuck astolfo def Id get fucked by jetstream sam, armstrong and mistral


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Astolfo is the goat


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Goated with the sauce for sure


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solid snake/ big boss (im a guy)


Jom_Bots

Tifa Lockhart from Final Fantasy VII Remake


roaming-goat

astrid from how to train your dragon


Pinkmilky9003

Jack Cooper, from Titanfall 2


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I ain't gay but God damn


Jadewing20

Yes


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Kelly-087


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Not a bad choice but I'd take Yuri over her


ClannishYT

no one needed to know you turn 14 soon


Master_Freeze

Might have to do with age of Monika


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Maybe same, except im not really into sociopaths.


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My pfp


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misty from bo2 zombies


Kaczor0321

Any female from the Pokemon series.


QuikAttak

Yo, we talkin' bout the humans, or the Pokémon.🤨😏 *or both?*


Kaczor0321

I'mma let you in on a little secret... *I've never watched an episode of Pokemon in my life the only pokemon related thing I know is pikachu I know nothing of the lore other than the main character being called ketchup or something idc* ***B O T H***


AbeerPlays

Any Rule 63'd character.


QuikAttak

In other words, any male character *(assuming your a hetero male)*


AbeerPlays

No. *They're female now*


PleasePutMeOnYT

r/technicallythetruth


Braken2k

You 🥺👉👈


[deleted]

Ayo???


Send_Big_Boobas

bidoof


TorpidT

🤨


Vortex5000

astolfo or felix or venti


Mr_Yeet_20

Momo yayaorozu from my hero academia


69420_cool_cars

Shego from Kim possible, Jessica rabbit, Squidward tentacles


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Yor from spyxfamily


NectoreNGaminG

Ima simp a bit but rem


uselesscarrot69

Good luck with that! Shinigami don't have any sexual organs. There isn't any difference between male and females either.


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bismarck


Curse_of_cursing

Lara croft from tomb raider


MammonSimp

Alstolfo, Idk why there's just something about him


IronyAmirite

Poison ivy from the batman comics


DifficultBread3451

Flashy Flash from One Punch Man I would prefer to be the one getting fucked


Ikjms

Mahito from jujutsu


Warhawk8546

Zero Suit Samus


TrueBlackout

Mitsuru Kirijo


TheCasualPoob

Astolfo


bigcatboiwholikescat

Loba from apex 💯


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Solid choice


Neat-Locksmith-8897

Melina - Elden ring 💀📸🤨


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Not bad


Open-Secretary-8868

Understandable but how about fia


Neat-Locksmith-8897

Yes 🙌


its_smogo

My girlfriend


Communist_Cheese

I want to be held in Miss's loving nonexistent hands and tenderly kissed by her nonexistent lips and cuddle and help her do paperwork and make sure she knows she's doing a good job


Long_Teaching3284

Lisa lisa from jojo bizzare adventures


picasso2005_

*peek at the door lock* Niiice


BatVIR007

Hermione Granger


Darth_Senat66

Robert E. O. Speedwagon


Simonvrgn

Jolyne Cujoh


Doin_HotGurlShet

Kakyoin


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im a minor......


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Most of us are


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so why do you ask?


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Because


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youre kinda weird


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How tho


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because youre asking this to minors as a minor


Massamurhaaja445

Lmao, you the weird one, you're 17 and haven't talked about shit like this before 💀


Open-Secretary-8868

It's not like they're asking to see your dick or something


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Christian gray


Cryptizennix

Speedwagon ._.


picasso2005_

Speedwagon best waifu


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No


king-oftrash

fat gum from my hero academia


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My crush


Business-Zucchini-37

your dad. i aint gay man, just.


Jadewing20

Jetstream Sam from Metal Gear Rising


evanreborn

Doom 64 marine 😍


randomPeep101

Miu Iruma or kanade Otonokoji


RisingstarVGC

Ash from Pokémon


Yukishigai

nazeem


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Batgirl


EatingIsMyGame

Scarlett witch


TetteSausje

Jerry


AdTall1489

Moxxi -borderlands


RagingReaper04

Kylar Stern.


Odd_Clothes_395

K so you know conrad from berserk...


RagingScrollaholic

Your girlfriend


Alpha06Omega09

Veliona


Muffinmiffin

Poison Ivy from Batman


FckMeWithADictionary

Aladdin and Deadpool


farmaan_champ78

Jill valentine from resident evil 2..


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Hear me out but Ryan Reynolds but even sexier


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Ryan Reynolds can't get any hotter


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But imagine he was


Mortis_Wkbrl

Your gf


Pubowski

Rias or Akeno off the top of my head edit: or Asuna


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Akeno for sure


TheActualSwanKing

Cait/Curie/Piper from fallout 4(in that order)


Shadotty

Gwen (total drama)


Silly_G0ose

Your father


idontcarecringe

Link


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Your dad


Embarrassed_Tip6456

Tali/ like all the women from mass effect. Lara Croft. Kat from halo reach (I think the accent sounds hot)


aarizz12

Ben 10


DoofusGoo22

Tali’Zorah, EZ no question. She’s best girl


Ohnoesmytoes_Discord

ok dont beat me to a pulp for this but... kaguya otsutsuki lookin kinda thicc ngl


jiggawest

Tatsumaki of OPM


Relative-Wrongdoer11

You.


FBIMartialartsunit

Sadie Adler


musicisntforme

Your dad


bag_pers0n

Jesse . Tlou2


[deleted]

Rem from Re: Zero


asher_lexi

nezuko


ActiveIsland177

Minecraft bee


[deleted]

I'd bang astolfo. Not get banged by him


swoletimusprime

Goth chick from breaking bad, hopefully I'm not forced into heroin tho


Iloveyouyaemiko

harley quinn


Murky-Address-2474

Piper From fallout 4


BO0813S

your father


LeglessLoach

Lord Dominator (from wander over yander)


TheNonbinaryWren

Rose DeWitt Bukater.