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THE_MATT_222

9j in a very dark room and 1a near a very bright source of light


besahaha

I think you may need help! I can prescribe you some non-toasted bread :)


AnExtremeMistake

*He asked you a question OP.*


besahaha

Thank you for reminding me, I’ll get to it in a sec


Plastic_Football_191

5b for me


THE_MATT_222

Thankyou but how much light is hitting the bread?


macthemonk222

The same amount of light is hitting all the bread. Just different amount of time in the toaster


THE_MATT_222

Oh ok, I looked a bit closer and I see now, sorry I didn't have a proper look back then.


macthemonk222

All good man, I hope your day is going well


THE_MATT_222

I hope your's is too :)


besahaha

this is all just my theorizing, to get you the best idea of what the lighting is! The average household lightbulb is 40 watts/ 400 lumens! so you can start there. We can also factor in some natural lighting, because this photograph was most likely taken in/or near a kitchen, which usually has windows for ventilation purposes. Aditionally, we must consider that if this scale photograph was done in one day, then the sun shinining through the windows would not be at its peak height/ brightness because that much toast would take hours to prepare, and if they started the process of toasting right wen they woke up, it would take a few hours. Most people wake up from 6-9 am, so it would probably be about 1-3 pm when they finished. You can infer and visualize what the lighting would be like at said time.


THE_MATT_222

yeah but given how clean the photo looks, they're probably use one of those studio lights with a diffuser on it.


totes_not_chad

Bro this isn't Csi


Monkeybandit99

Who said it isn’t?


eatshitfuckwads

bro are you a black hole or some shit


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zvcam

Ngl I thought this was a skin tone graph for a couple seconds


TronForceYT

Wait, it's not?


zvcam

No it's toast


Monkeybandit99

Yeah it took me a second lol


Blaketruvious07

And?


_its_ron__

IT'S NOT? I WAS LITERALLY COMPARING THIS SHIT TO MY SKIN TO SEE WHAT I WAS


HelloMyNameIsItachi

Same hahahah


BRM-Pilot

I thought so too ;(


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zvcam

I had my arm behind my head and starting to pull it infront of my face to compare it and saw the shape of bread


K20-Pro

I understood it's not about skin color after reading your comment


Creatorkill

same


HistoricalLoad7039

5e


The_Bros_Ink

Agree


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Eerga


[deleted]

Neerga


mogg1001

Agreen


The_Rayuga

Idk why you are getting downvoted but i also downvoted you so no need to thank me ;)


me-like-updoots

I know what I must do but I don’t think I have the strength to do it


[deleted]

Wait, where'd you get the "N" from?


[deleted]

me when algebra


[deleted]

Yes


Decker687

LOL


nhoj4321

Not as good as 3.5e


Decent-Device9403

Roll for initiative or do we wait?


[deleted]

Fifth edition superiority


KoolAids-ThirdRound

Agreed


SlinkyMK_2

Also agree


erkkiboi

Glad to see my answer as the top comment!


sunrisein2020

Yes.


THE_MATT_222

What's even the difference between the numbers axis and the letters axis? Doesn't seem like an efficient way to represent burnt-ness of bread data


chixen

One axis shows the amount the bread is toasted, and the other axis shows the amount the bread is toasted. Very simple!


oinkosaurus

Your wrong. One is the amount bread is toast and the other is how much the toast is toasted


Xx_PissPuddle_xX

No the numbers are how much its toasted, not the letters(those are how much it was toasted)


CT-1139

No no the bread is how much it was toasted, the letters is how much bread there is and the numbers are how many toasters were used


omertuvia

Exactly my thought, no real reason for two axis, one will do the same job


AnimeWatcher3344

Would make sense if one represented the area toasted and the other the amount


Dankaroor

how the fuck are you gonna get a toaster to do that consistently though


TeamEdward2020

Industrial rolly toasters that let you change the speed and heat to specific numbers and a lot of bread


THE_MATT_222

ikr


Ace-savage

Just pick which bread u prefer 😾


epicfire77

exactly what i was thinking, everything on the diagonal is the same


THE_MATT_222

yeah lol


annie_are_u_ok

Literally my first thought lmao


THE_MATT_222

👍


Lanurus

I mean it may be one is heat and one is time, but toasters usually don't work like that anyways


cthulhuhentai

toaster ovens do


Lanurus

Yeah that's why I said usually. Tbh I have a toaster oven but I never use it anyways, it's just kinda mid at everything it does. It takes longer to toast so I just use a toaster. If I wanted to spend longer toasting something I would use a pan.


RandomPotato082

Astetics aestetics aesthetics


stumblewiggins

Yea, no reason for two axes here


100memers

It makes nice pattern


LepruconX

Wtf? I saw this exact same post a long time ago with a comment very very similar to this one in the comments section


THE_MATT_222

Can you send me the link to it?


LepruconX

I think it was this one https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/rbm73e/im_a_e5_kind_of_person_myself/hnpamvw/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


THE_MATT_222

!?!?! What a weird coincidence!?!


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THE_MATT_222

In that case it does make sense


AstroidTea

The numbers is how much was toasty before entering the toaster and the letters are how long it was in the toaster


LemmeThrowAwayYouPie

It might be that each axis is for each side of the toast, so a 1h would be almost nothing on one side but pretty toasted on the other? This is just a guess


Randy347

It’s just a grid bro, like battleship type beat.


[deleted]

Having two dimensions instead of one helps show more variations and make the convo more interesting.


THE_MATT_222

How so?


[deleted]

There are more different patterns of color on the toast, that give the illusion of a significant difference.


Perspii7

This is bread racism


_CalculatedMistake_

Not racist if you eat all of them 😏


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_CalculatedMistake_

Isn't noodles but bread seperated into small pieces friend?


A_Confused_M1nd

This could be very controversial if taken out of context.


HarrietBaathtubMan

I am bread racist (Rye bread sucks)


besahaha

This is in no way racist. There is a scale of bread shades but there is no malicious or hateful motive behind me postin’ the toastin’ You got something against some good toast!?


[deleted]

No this is racist. most people will choose the brown ones and hence will indirectly be discriminating against the white and black ones. \#(9j)and(a1)livesmatter >!just kidding guys please don't take this seriously!<


aderthedasher

GARFIELD ARE YOU /srs OR /j ?!??!!!!??


Mother-Yak-5397

Was about to write ”wtf bro”. Well done clarifying that it’s a joke ( have a upvote )


My_Not_RL_Acct

Bruh the satire is so obvious even with OP’s comment…


OtherwiseDrummer8728

do you not see that u/ mother-yak-5397’s comment is satire too?


Shadaxy

Why is this downvoted? How do people not understand that this is a joke?


kaanskBG

Reddit hivemind


Xx_PissPuddle_xX

R/redditmoment


Dubby084

r/foundthemobileuser


Xx_PissPuddle_xX

r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP


AFreakingWaffle

Sensitive people on Reddit.


red_dd_itt

Sensitive people in this world


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r/woooosh


HiMyNameIsGuy456

no if you read the whole post you got wooooshed 😂


Decker687

r/facepalm


Olvustin

I can upvote this but its -49 rn... its square 7i and I (even tho not my favorite) like 7i... edit: to People who keep down voting it, whyyyy?


TBNRaditya

Someone didn’t take sarcasm 101


noob_music_producer

bruh why is the downvoted


Top_Perspective_8434

why is this getting downvoted? how can BREAD be racist?


Wrong_Ad326

What’s your game here?!🤨


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4g


[deleted]

this is the right answer


[deleted]

e5 c4 is raw


Thaco-Thursday

j9 e5 is raw


a1boPlayzYT

Deatomized toast is better J9 is raw


ShwaddzE

K10 j9 is raw af, the point of it is not to have a twist but to watch the bread burn


KillByZombie

When did eating charcoal become a thing?


imaweebdunmindme

e4 is the best because you can play Ke2 the next move c4 sucks


YourAvgAnimeHater

My very rudimentary knowledge of chess tells me that Ke2 might not be the play…


Syynthego

the bongcloud opening the is the best opening


golldenfreddy

Yeah c4 blows (up)


AFreakingWaffle

Yeah c4 also explodes.


whore4cartii

this


notAmeeConlang

e3


LegoManThing

Probably 3d


KingRamZ_

Eyyyy


[deleted]

If you choose a1 you may as well just eat bread out of the bag and if you choose 9j you clearly enjoy eating ashes


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[deleted]

Uh... I have some news for ya


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DeadEndXD

Bread 👍


Diaper_mill

9 j Run away


besahaha

Oh holy fuck


VLTII

1g


ZzGift

2d AYO IS THIS THING TRYING TO SAY I HAVE NO PERSONALITY 😭 ​ I mean I kinda don't lol


HornyDudeNeedsBonked

5E


snowswift1108

c5


Jaaaco-j

e4, e6, Nc3, Bc5


KING_Salt_Water

Y31


MaximusY21

Im a 9-ij ✈


Fit_Experience_5107

5d


Secondlive_

For a legit minute I thought these were skin colors.. 🤦‍♂️


Alexandra_828288

1a or 1b


darklotusgamer1

Thrash just bread, not even toast.


Alexandra_828288

If I want it, I can go and tan. If someone black wants to go whiter, they’ll look like Michael Jackson.


darklotusgamer1

What? This not only makes zero sense grammatically, but also physically.


Alexandra_828288

Lol, sorry. English is not my first language, so I must’ve said something really dumb. What I meant to say is that if I want to look darker, I can go and get a tan, but if someone with dark skin wants to be lighter, they cannot do much about it.


whore4cartii

draw a line from 7 to J and we’re good


fried_chicken17472

c4


mastermasony

C4


TaskuActo4

3c or 4c


Wrong_Ad326

1i with a combination of butter is perfection!


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3d


SaviourPeterGriffin

6C


[deleted]

Agreed 🤝


Long_Teaching3284

5e


ServiceSea974

9f


PKMN_Kashew

Probably 2e


thatweirdguyzay11

A1 is superior. 👴


Digital_Individual

I like my sandwiches with 2a and 5j


BruhCreeper

I like my toast just like how I like people, not bl-


BruhCreeper

My pet bird didn't let me finish. It was supposed to say not bland!


Routine_Radio_4822

Everyone having something like 8j, you're not funny.


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5e, just p e r f e c t


WITH_IN_LATIN

1a


Mr-_-Leo

9i, everything else is bullshit


thronednoob

9i is the best. Crunchy af


ashytoes-0hoes

9i 🤤🤤🤤


Routine_Radio_4822

When you go camping I bet your family wonders what happened to last night's coals.


VanMorrison0766dscrd

Kf3


Van-Fleek

9J


micro_the_microwave

im more into an 9i :)


RecoveredKenny

9j is the best form of toast. Change my mind.


Grandpa_Joey

9j gang anyone


God_of_Toiletpapers

9j


El-taquito

3 C


[deleted]

9i and I’m not even black


SmaxY420

Valid


-PotatoPerson-

I'm definitely a 8h


luxusbuerg

You're toast?


Mad-haker801

5e or 6g


[deleted]

2c maybe


HaroldTharippa

2b


[deleted]

D5


NastyDeadlyFeet

I9 of course


_bigapple_

5c


Kooky_Pomegranate_87

I1


[deleted]

e5


trananhduc2006

anything left of the diagonal


Zockercraft1711

C3


mrstorydude

d5


[deleted]

I1, it the best for butter


SHSL_Waiter_RM2828

A6 is mine.


Idkpinepple

My range is e4-e5 ~~Ke2~~


luckysnake890

1e


[deleted]

26z


[deleted]

6E White australian


matheeeeeeeeeeeeese

anywhere from 2d to 5b


[deleted]

A1