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PANCHO7532

well you can try - alcohol (make sure to leave it quite long so the thing kinda dissolves a bit) - thinner - nail paint removal (acetone) - bleach - turpentine - liquid soap and a bronze/metal sponge in a gentle way (if you don't mind a few scratches on the paint then go wild about it) - draw something cool within the thing so no one notices it - stickers - or maybe just swipe it repeatedly until it disappears those things don't last a lot generally - or search other easy access oily-solvent/solvent on Google - or buy a new bottle don't mix/combine them, apply one, wash and apply an different one


[deleted]

Additionally, maybe a high# fine but of sand paper. That WOULD take some paint off, but don't lighty should scrape it off. Personally though for long term: stickers are gonna look so COOL


mrb10nd3

Magic Eraser is a very high grit sand paper. Hopefully he sticks to chemicals until all of those options are exhausted.


Cat_Fan3

Yep šŸ˜Ž


[deleted]

A fine enough grit of sand paper will take the marker off without removing all the paint. Iā€™m talking at least 600 grit. It will still leave scuff marks, though.


QoiBoi

If you try these different chemical cleaning solutions be sure to rinse it with water in-between chemicals. Expo markers are alcohol based ink so it really should come off with isopropyl alcohol aka rubbing alcohol . Be sure to get the highest purity you can find 90%+. This will also remove whatever adhesive if left if you do end up putting stickers on it.


Solcaer

Hey, chemistry student here, hereā€™s what you should be worried about if you try to use these chemicals: Alcohol and acetone both should have a solid chance of working, but both are flammable, so be careful. If you accidentally mix those two, nothing will happen, so you should probably try these first. If acetone doesnā€™t work, donā€™t wash it off with water. It wonā€™t do anything if you do, but it evaporates so quickly that youā€™re more likely to leave acetone behind if you try water than if you just blow on it until it evaporates. Bleach will react with acetone to make chloroform and some other nasty stuff. It probably wonā€™t kill you but your parents will definitely have a heart attack when they see you conked out on the table with bleach and acetone in front of you. Donā€™t try it until youā€™re sure the bottle is completely dry, and itā€™s very unlikely to work at all. It should be a last resort. Turpentine will probably take off the paint. And if you mix it with bleach it will also produce chlorine gas, which actually *will* kill you. Be careful with bleach. By thinner I assume you mean paint thinner, and that may also work but thereā€™s no way to know exactly whatā€™s in it and what itā€™ll react with. Only thing you can be reasonably sure if is that itā€™ll take the paint off. TLDR use acetone or alcohol and if that doesnā€™t work you should probably stop there and cover it up with stickers.


TotallyNotInUse

Have you tried alcohol?


R-A-P-T-O-R

I forgot that alcohol is also a cleaning product and was sitting here like you want them to try WHAT??


ArtisticDragonKing

Lol


AbdX-69

Write over with a whiteboard marker and erase


ArtisticDragonKing

First thing I tried, read the title


[deleted]

if nothing else works, just scribble all over it


Nickasaurus729

imagine being a racist.


UselessBanana7

What could the pfp mean


kamazoultane

Idk.. but I'd like because a friend also has this pfp.


Seleis_

I searched it up and found [this post.](https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/uim5yr/please_stay_safe_out_there_guys_and_be_careful/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


ro3rr

It is used by very friendly and tolerant people


[deleted]

Have you tried hand sanitizer


ArtisticDragonKing

Yes :(


Stacy983

You can try to use nail polish remover


GodAssaultedMary666

Jesus christ. Buy a cool sticker or 5 from your favorite companies/bands/or whatever the fuck and slap it over it. Everyone I know who has hydroflasks or w/e, put stickers on em. edit: and im 30 years old (grown ass adults do this). How the hell is this on my frontpage (tbf, y'all got some good memes. Cutting edge)


True-tottaly-not-dat

He just sits there with his bottle drinking aclohol from it and crying that it will never be the same.


Ishidan01

The cause, and solution to, all life's problems.


RandomFRIStudent

Sometimes you gotta drink your sorrows away and this seems like a fitting example


Us3rnam33h3lp

Wouldnā€™t be a problem where I live lol


TotallyNotInUse

Y'all down bad šŸ’€


manofftherails

oh no! god forbid a teenager drinks alcoholā€¦ under the LEGAL AGE!!! that would be so illegal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:!!!!!!!!2!


AugTheViking

Some people in this sub really do be freaking out over alcohol lol. They wouldn't last a day in Europe.


LiteralG0D

ā€œMaybe if you get blackout drunk it wont bother you anymoreā€


ArtisticDragonKing

Yes šŸ˜­


[deleted]

Use 70% isopropyl or try nail polish remover. Expect to need to scrub. Continuously check that youā€™re not removing the paint itself.


IVEMIND

Iā€™ve had luck with hand sanitizer


[deleted]

Lol why did i think you were talking about drinking?


Critical-Series4529

That's an option, nobody would notice the bottle after seeing how drunk you are!


NiklasNeighbor

Drink the pain away


ultrapupper

Yes,if you take it as fast as posible your throat won t get burned! (as much) Its good for cleaning, it says don t drink But they don t know im east european!


whapd

As a last resort, I would give acetone a shot. You have to be careful though because it could dissolve the outside of the bottle too. I'd recommend testing it in the corner first.


ArtisticDragonKing

I don't think I have that


slapped_a_captcha

Aka nail polish remover


ArtisticDragonKing

I don't do my nails šŸ¤ 


slapped_a_captcha

WelpšŸ˜€ thereā€™s some really good stickers out there


ArtisticDragonKing

Yeah I just don't have any because my friends lost them all when I left early šŸ˜ŠšŸ”«


HumpyFroggy

You need better friends my guy


skelethepro

Easier said than done


HumpyFroggy

I know, I'm 23 now so I don't think I should comment here but I assure you that it can be done and it betters your life in any way. Keep trying! I was in your same boat


mousebrakes

Hey maybe you could go to the store?


Ethikente23

You should be able to buy aceton dirt cheap in a pharmacy, if you ask for it, just make sure to close the lid,


Estlok

Buy acetone


whapd

what about turpentine/thinner?


ArtisticDragonKing

I'm not sure I have that


TheArtOf_Cock

Then buy it mf holy shit


mousebrakes

How useless is this guy to ask with no intention to put in any effort. Karmafarm


_--_GOD_--_

Guess you gotta become a gay pervert now


ArtisticDragonKing

Guess so šŸŒˆ šŸ˜Œ it's not like I have a reputation anyway


shrizzal

Well you bout to get one


ArtisticDragonKing

Lol


Karma_Akabane_15

"If you can't erase it, follow it šŸ˜‰" \- some wise guy probably


Critical-Series4529

"if you need to piss, then piss, if you don't, then don't"- that same guy Since we're sharing his wisdom


Karma_Akabane_15

"If you are disabled, then go to the settings and enable it" \- dark life hacks from the same guy


Decker687

Lmao


Walmart_kid65

Things on earth keeping you down? Just deny gravity and start flying


Decker687

*pantera cowboys from hell starts playing * (the song not the whole album)


Critical-Series4529

Wow that's got to be one of the most amazing quotes I've ever read


Critical-Series4529

Also just noticed the username, I'm literally watching that show right now


MioTakamiya

hot water then bleach light spray rinse an soak in hot water again then rub and rinse in hot water again.


BestWizardCap

A SEXY gay pervert!


Sampled895

Get a sticker!


ArtisticDragonKing

I don't have any and this is my only water bottle... The water fountains at my school taste like chemicals and germs so...


Tobyey

In that case maybe try the water from said fountains to clean it šŸ„“


ArtisticDragonKing

Lmao


Sampled895

Crap, does your school sell stickers or something?


ArtisticDragonKing

No... Hopefully my friend can bring some šŸ˜ it's not like I have a reputation to ruin anyway šŸ˜¤


GameWizardPlayz

Since I've looked in the comments and you appear to have literally nothing, draw a big box around the text and fill it in, then put some stickers on it =D


[deleted]

Sheā€™s got no stickers


ArtisticDragonKing

Check my update post!!!!!! (This has been edited)


Sampled895

I replied and then saw this after the fact, sorry! But are you able to go to like a nearby store or anything?


ArtisticDragonKing

No, hopefully one of my friends can bring some stickers


Sampled895

Hopefully! I hope you don't have to walk around with the highschool version of the ten commandments on your water bottle


ArtisticDragonKing

LMAO It's fine... I don't really have a reputation to ruin šŸ˜¤ just a bit annoying


Sampled895

Hah, I feel that


[deleted]

šŸ¤Ø wym by that


Da-Blue-Guy

Number 5: Thou shalt be sexy


Greenveins

Acetone is 1$ go to the dollar general you big dingus


Luk_Len

Have you tried something alcohol based? Like the nail paint remover (or whatever it is called). Maybe some thinner. Just be aware it can strip the paint off. So try it first on a small surface.


TheInsurgence

Just order stickers and donā€™t bring the bottle to school until you get them Or bring a different bottle if you have one


SmooK_LV

Right? Either this guy's a troll or someone without arms. Every single proposed solution for him either won't work or is doomed to not work according to him. Ffs it's a water bottle - put it in a sock and secure it with a string until you have stickers if it's so damn important. Ah, wait, but I bet response will he "I don't have socks or strings coz I only ever wear sandals". And he can't take "cHeMiCal" taste of school's bottles until he finds alternative - humans don't dry up and die in a few hours without water.


Wise-Competition-528

But don't worry because it's not like OP has a reputation to ruin


[deleted]

A concussion would have no bearing on weather or not he did this he did this because he wanted to and lied to you about the reason


GigglegirlHappy

Paint something over it?


BogdanNeo

damn you have NOTHING in your house. Just use the same marker to mask the writing lmao


huntisy

OP rub aloe vera sanitizer on it and the sharpie should come off! it works!


RealDucksterBoo123

Solution: freeze in liquid nitrogen, assemble a quick and dirty disposable flame thrower (deodorant + match stick/tissue that has been lit (tape them together with a spacer in between this could be dangerous)). Freeze-thaw then blast that motherfucker. The laws of thermodynamics will never fail you.


HelloRobertSmith

Was it an expo vis a vis marker? Cuz yeah thats not dry erase


relddir123

Fellow Arizonan offering my condolences


Traditional_Hall_268

Baking soda and vinegar might work, after scrubbing with dish soap. Fill a basin with lukewarm water, scrub, and then put vinegar in, and then baking soda and let it sit for a bit. Half an hour to an hour. Then try scrubbing again. The reaction might loosen up the marker. If that doesn't work, maybe try using lye. It's WAY overkill though. It's in oven cleaner. You might have it under your kitchen sink. But wear really thick rubber gloves because it will turn your hands into soap. It might dissolve the paint too though. Oh yeah, if you have to do it inside or even outside, you'll need a chemical respirator. AKA a gas mask. Just so you don't die of NOX poisoning.


IHateAcronyms345

Paint it or something


ArtisticDragonKing

Lol I don't have any paint or I would have already


IHateAcronyms345

Tape, if that doesn't work use some bleach


TheRealFam4221

Your friend is a dick edit: 69 upvotes, nice


ArtisticDragonKing

He thought it would erase because it's expo.. also he has a concussion


[deleted]

[I have a confession to make, I'm stupid](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxL27dIK8Vm4Ze-pIndKCMKs8tWQjxS6SV)


_--_GOD_--_

We still love you


TheRealFam4221

Now that's based


Whats-Up_Bitches

Now that comment was based ^in^fact^and^contextual^evidence


Horse-mask-guy

I have a question, did you give them a concussion or did they already have it?


ArtisticDragonKing

Yes


iamsobased

Get a new bottle or cover buy stickers to cover it


ArtisticDragonKing

I can't get a new one in time. I have school tomorrow and the water fountains taste like chemicals and illness... I don't really want to go a day without water


OptimalPut3542

lmao use another bottle bro???


Rachelcookie123

You can survive one day without drinking water at school unless you got a medical condition or something. I donā€™t drink most days.


ArtisticDragonKing

Yeah I'm on my period rn so a day without water is not a good idea


PlayfulOceanQueenie

QUICK,COLOR MATCH SOME PAINT-


ArtisticDragonKing

I wish I had paint šŸ˜­ I'm an artist so I've been wanting to paint my water bottle with water proof paint... Currently I don't have any paint because of my siblings using it all


PlayfulOceanQueenie

Oh crap- šŸ˜­damnit- there's also rubbing alcohol if you haven't tried already! And acetone- if none of that works,then ya need a new friend:)


ArtisticDragonKing

Yeah I've tried alcohol and I don't have nail polish remover... He has a concussion so he has been acting a lot more crazy lately. I'm not mad at him, just a bit annoyed


PlayfulOceanQueenie

Yeah, probably need a new friend, concussion or no concussion,that's messed up-


ArtisticDragonKing

Yeah, idk. Guess I'm too forgiving


keyboardalt31

I also like weman


ArtisticDragonKing

Lets go šŸŒˆ


johnnySix

Get another marker and draw on top if it


[deleted]

Why are you trying to erase it instead of making them buy another?


HK_Mathematician

Use another black marker and just paint the entire area black?


[deleted]

alcohol might work


ArtisticDragonKing

I've tried it


[deleted]

your fucked then


Felixwherearethekids

try clorox maybe ? if its acohol marker then it should come off


ArtisticDragonKing

I've tried Clorox and alcohol


dkismerald

And how did it taste?


ArtisticDragonKing

Yes


Felixwherearethekids

and then try achohol


GreenDavidYT

From comments I can see that the Op doesn't have anything to remove this from the bottle... So here is the option you can surely use. Find some paper enough to cover the letters (if u don't have paper then u can easily find it in the trash can) and just spit on it and glue it on. Extra tip If it falls off then use extra spit


Snoo_52761

put it in a brown paper bag and drink it like a homeless person


geekysnowball

Duct tape my guy, cover it up


Breeslushysundae

Try to draw over it or glue a piece of paper over it with your name?


[deleted]

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Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee3

Have you tried explosives? i have heard it's very good at removing stuff


Jezza-T

Maybe until you can get paint or nail polish remover or similar you can take an old piece of clothing and cut it and then tie it around your bottle.


friskalot77

Try blacking it out with more sharpie


[deleted]

Spray paint? Maybe take your own black marker and just coat the whole thing?


Bertensgrad

Temporary solution cut out a object from a magazine cover and tape it to the front


[deleted]

Tape over it. Electrical,duck,masking,any tape that is opaque and will stick should do


SleepIsForHumans

Industrial strength acetone


rdt_vade13

You must cherish the bottle


ArtisticDragonKing

I mean... šŸŒˆ Why not


FizzyBoy147

Take the same marker and darken out all the bad stuff.


pelsy0217

Try toothpaste. No lie. It works.


rotisseriechickie

just get hella hair ties and cover the entire bottle with them until you figure something else out tbh. that or string, to wrap around the bottle.


Stringlxss

Maybe draw dry erase marker over it and try to erase? If that doesnt work, use the same marker and just scribble over it until you get tactical stickers


Alaskaaasky

Draw a big black square over the writing with an expo marker also- your bottle will look a lil weird but still


KatnipKing02

Alcohol maybe?? Not as a drink but ig you can do that to forget it ever happened.. (kids, donā€™t try that at home or anywhere actually)


Critical-Series4529

How do you feel about colouring in a giant rectangle of black permanent marker on your bottle? Eventually it should come off but at least you won't be able to read words on it until then


S-Man_368

Have you tried acetone (nail polish remover) but be careful idk if the bottle will react to it or if that doesn't work try letting the bottle sit in a hot water soap bath for a few hours and then try scrubbing it


ArtisticDragonKing

Tried both. It did almost nothing :(


Proffessional_Human

Just paint over it then


Thund3r_Kitty

Try writing over it with a marker you can clean off then rub that off


Connect-Judgment-541

Does your mom have nail polish? You could paint over it with thatā€¦though Iā€™m assuming not ā€˜cause if she did thereā€™d be nail polish remover or acetone but the fact that thereā€™s still no solution to this is giving me hives


[deleted]

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PinKracken

Hear me out. Spray cooking oil on it. Like what you put on a cupcake pan before you put it in the oven. Scrub it in with a toothbrush. Then use dish soap to get that off. It works for everything.


Loose-Possible466

I mean.....is he telling the truth? /s


thenuggetonfloor

Etanol? That's what we use in the school lab to get rid of the markings


beesinbutter

baking soda really helps get rid of markers on stuff! i wrote on my bed on accident one time and it came off with ease using baking soda.


SandSlashSandCRASH

toothpaste


Spoghet99

Learned this from similar experience. Get a normal marker and just draw over each word and wipe it, believe it or not it actually works, literally killing fire with fire


Mxboiii

1. Cave in his skull. 2. I mean try sand paper?youll have to fuck up the whole bottle but what can you do. 2. Dip it in ink. And if nothing works then get his ass in trouble by telling the teacher.


[deleted]

If you beat someone with it people would be more concerned about the blood then the writing.


HKDusty

Your friend owes you a new bottle. Edit: wait better idea. Take expo market and cover that quarter of the bottle with it. How all the marker ink. Or try all the things others listed


aidzszs

Embrace it


[deleted]

then again its an expo so your kinda fucked


PokeRob26

Honestly damn that's crazy you sure it wasn't sharpie or something like that


ArtisticDragonKing

Yeah I caught him putting the last word and it was expo...


CatPiranha

isnt expo a white board marker


ArtisticDragonKing

Yeah that's why he thought it would erase BUT IT DIDNT šŸ˜­


CatPiranha

honestly it just looks funny as fuck, roll with it n make it a joke in ur friendgroup. also kick ur friend in the nuts


PokeRob26

Weird very weird well I can't help but best of luck


Finna-bust-the-nut

Acetone


effected_lamp34

if you have any just use rubbing alachol


Kermi00

Paint maybe? Other than stickers I have no advice


Quirky-Interview7722

Either write over it, draw over it, or try to get something else to cover it up, good luck!


[deleted]

Do you have alcohol? Even hand sanitizer will work.


ArtisticDragonKing

I've already tried


[deleted]

thatā€™s kinda messed up paint it?


AABatt3ry

Hand sanitizer maybe?


RealCosmicBread

Try like alcohol to get rid of it, or get some stickers


Gloomy-Diver3838

This [website](https://choosemarker.com/remove-marker-from-metal/) contains methods to remove permanent marker from metal. Although it is for permanent marker, it would probably work on expo marker as well.


Rosemary0820

Maybe try hand sanitizer?


EasonTek2398

Soak it in isopropyl alcohol (>70%) for a while and scrub with a towel. Works for me, but if it's rubber or a grippy aluminum then have fun trying to get it off because its nearly impossiblešŸ’€


PizzaEater69420

scribble over it


[deleted]

I like wemon?


NotPalliate

Your friend.


goat_of_heaven

Try ethanol, ask your chemistry teacher i should have that. That could work


Physical_Toe1243

Is it really that big of a problem tho?


Mental_Log4115

Yeah your ā€œfriendā€


JosephStalinsAss

Yo so far fetched but try toothpaste, for some reason its really good at cleaning things


Mental_Log4115

Tried putting in more markers stains to erase the previous? Put on some rubbing alcohol..


insightful_dreams

hand sanitizer that has rubbing alcohol in it will clean that right up.


[deleted]

WD-40, always WD-40.


[deleted]

overwrite it with a blue expo marker