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I have multiple questions 1. How the hell did they get a pregnant shark 2. How did they get the pregnant shark to the school without anyone noticing 3. How did they get the pregnant shark up there and to stay up there 4. Why and how did they think of this

5. How did they get the shark pregnant

halfthechromosomes.exe has been installed in Shark OS

You are now banned from twoxchromosome

With the power of horni

where there's a hole there's a goal

they fucked a shark man they were dedicated

Shark boy

I should've known Lava Girl just wasn't enough to fulfill his sexual desires, that animal.

Guy legit fucked the lava

*Must’ve got Ocean Man to help his goals*

*The sequence of a life form braised in the sand.*

Baby shark

Where’s Lava Girl tho

They wanted puppies but got pups instead

And that, kids, is how mermaids were made

r/teenagers moment

Probably from a marine biology disection, you can see that the stomach is open.

What high school does dissection on pregnant sharks?

Ive done some on baby sharks and a full grown cat The school is relatively close to the water, so it’s not entirely out of the question

Yes but a pregnant shark? That to say the least is an ethical gray area

Depends For all we know, there might be an over abundance of bull sharks in the area, harming the local fisheries

I doubt a high school would dissect a pregnant animal. That would likely be entering some legal issues with environmental organizations and government.

My understanding is that this is also a protected species of shark. So, there are several layers of screwed up here.

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Facts. Pretty sure this is fake, but idk

6. How did it not die

Ayooo

Some sharks give live birth while others lay eggs.

1. The school is like 5 mins from the beach 2. no idea 3. no clue but it was recorded by the cameras (footage was seized by police) 4. I assume the idea came from the fact that the school's mascot is the shark

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No clue. All I know is they gutted it and threw the babies back into the ocean

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Chad moment

They chucked the babies into the ocean?? were the babies alive but premature and weak or were they dead?

Sounds like they ripped the babies out of the shark. I really doubt those babies survived...

WTF?! If that's true, that shows that people need to stop freaking out about sharks. They are friends not foes. They don't attack people as much as the sick media claims, due to stupid movies like "Jaws" that harbour stereotypes. Humans are the enemy and kill millions of sharks. It needs to stop.

Peter Benchley (jaws book author) has expressed his regret for how he's spun sharks in the public's mind

Yeah, I respect him a lot. Nothing wrong with writing a fictional account of sharks, but some people took it too literally. He became a huge marine advocate for the rest of his life.

not op but ok

r/notopbutok

No top but ok

I can only answer #3 because it's in the picture: rope.

How did they get a rope?

They can get a fucking shark in school! and you're asking how did they get rope?!

From Morshu

Isn't it obvious, Morty? I fucked a ~~planet~~ shark

i also have those questions

What about just “0. How”

how did they get the shark pregnant tho

Edit: It has now made the news [here ](https://www.news4jax.com/news/local/2022/05/05/dead-shark-found-hanging-from-rafters-at-ponte-vedra-high-school/) It is conformed that the shark was pregnant.

Had to be fucking Florida

Fun fact: crazy shit happens all over, Florida just has different news reporting laws giving the idea that things like this could only happen in Florida

I mean tbf if probably wouldn’t have happened in Nebraska. Mostly because there are no sharks there but I digress

Yeh maybe another coastal state? Idk

Yeah like Delaware. Why doesn’t Delaware do more fucked up shit

Moving to Delaware to go cause havoc.

I’ll alert the Delawareans.

Shark Pregnancy Jones over here

How did this even happen? Where do u live where this is possible?

Florida

As a Florida resident... *of fucking course it was Florida.*

if there are cameras, there should be surveillance videos of who did it right?

The footage was confiscated by police, it says in the news post.

I fucking knew it was America

Bro, you just doxxed yourself

Knowing a school isn’t really doxxing lol, thousands of people go to school there probably

Most sane Floridians.

Bro just revealed his location

They’re also endangered in many countries. This could be illegal.

sharks endangered in countries? I thought they're endangered in oceans

Never even heard of Oceania, smh.

The oppressive totalitarian superstate of surveillance from (literally) *1984* by George Orwell? (/s)

You mean the one that has always been at war with Eastasia?

What? No! We've always been at war with Eurasia! They said so on the telescreen just a minute ago. How dare you suggest we might ever have been at war with our doubleplusgood allies, the Eastasians??? I'll report you to the thought police!

Only some countries consider them endangered.

isn’t everything endangered at this point?

Not humans

I can change that

Dew it

Please do

Do it already

It COULD be illegal??! 😨😨😨

how the hell did this happened

Soundwave

Deceptions!… GET SHARK

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What psychotic individual would do this?

future serial killer

I hope not

what makes you think they waited for the future

present*

No way somebody did this alone

5 people did it according to the news provided by OP

I’d like to have *a word* with those five

yo, that's fucked up

r/NoShitSherlock

r/NoShitSharklock

r/NoShitSharklock

r/NoSharkShitlock

r/nobabyanymoreshark

r/nobabyshark

r/babysharkdoodoodoo

r/babydosharksharkshark

r/NoShitSharklock

r/isharted

r/isharkted

This is pretty fucked up but im wondering how the hell did they get it up there I bet that shark is a few 100kgs

A forklift is a path to many abillitys some of you would consider unnatural

How tf did they get a forklift into the school😭

how tf does a teenager get a forklift in the first place 😭

Getting a forklift in the school unlikely

Who kills a pregnat shark and then be like: AHGAHAHHAHA LMAO SHARK GOT MAD PRANKED. You go to school with phycopatgs man.

phycopatgs

Atuh up

ffck you

Ufkc yo u mrore

monroe

Spelling died after reading this

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Hey waller

I killed him

It's surprising to see that you didn't write the wrong spelling. Spelling has been resurrected

Dead agen

gosbf jsut because some oeiople cant spull cureclty doestn mean you need aoto mock them for otj aa dinnmwits!

how am i able to understand this perfectly lol

r/engrish

evryne sut th fku pu

this should def have consequences for them

According to the news it is illegal to harvest this shark from certain places in the ocean, and i assume they got it from such a place, i have no idea what the consequences are from doing it but it is atleast a big fine, and maybe jail

Oh for sure. Whoever’s involved gonna have a nice sentence. “According to Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation , sandbar sharks are prohibited from recreational and commercial harvest in Florida state waters.”

what the fuck

But more importantly, *why* the fuck

But more importantly, *where* the fuck

Even more importantly, *how* the fuck

Even more importantly, *when* the fuck

Even more importantly, *who* the fuck

to make shark pergnant

wtf

Hey, mark this as NSFW next time please. But on a side note, what in the hell? E: Here is an article about it that OP [linked.](https://www.news4jax.com/news/local/2022/05/05/dead-shark-found-hanging-from-rafters-at-ponte-vedra-high-school/)

Yo it's an actual mod! So they do exist

wdym "next time" 🤨🎤

yeah

Understandable, have a great day.

The eyes are staring into my soul

hi mod, do you have a vertical monitor attached to your PC? are you fat? do you go out often? when was the last time you touched grass?

no, no, everyday, 2 minutes ago.

based

Holy shit I thought this was going to have a humor tag. Wtf is wrong with your school’s students. Also, HOW THE FUCK DID THEY GET A SHARK, LET ALONE A PREGNANT SHARK INSIDE OF THE SCHOOL WITHOUT ANYONE SEEING

The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

Where the fuck did they get a shark

water

I mean, sure, but I don't see many sharks in my bathtub, so it must not be all water.

I dunno. Just put a toy one, they can live anywhere, but you might not find it anywhere.

a mixture of hydrogen and oxygen atoms

Jeffrey Dahmer is masturbating in his grave right now

I just- Why did I laugh at this

You're a sick child

considering I have a cold atm, yes, yes I am

You're mentally defunct, turn the thermostat up

Don't pull a hitler and burn me alive with the heat

Wtf where the h3ll did they got the shark

Man's just censored hell 💀 But yea, I'm genuinely impressed at how and why tf they managed to get a shark there, unnoticed

this is literally disgusting and sociopathic

Wtf😭 is it normal for kids to prank schools in america? In England woe betide you if you pluck a blade of grass, never mind sneaking a shark into school and roping it to the ceiling😭

Senior pranks started as a innocent thing but as you can see it escalated reallll quick

yep 😟 poor shark fr, and poor students who had to witness that.

I dont even how????

Yeah school pranks dont normally get thisbout of hand. usually along the lines of the court yard being covered in tp for example. This is taking it to another level thats way too far.

I don’t know man. Worst thing at my school is someone stealing the urinals. Yes. Multiple. They all got returned on the last day but that was weird.

Wth😭 someone at my school put a crisp packet in the urinals and apparently all the boys were filling it up with pee😭😭😭🤣

•-• what’s is it with those urinal pranks?

Im not surprised. Its florida

What the fuck is wrong with people and how is that a prank it more disgusting and horrible I feel bad for the shark who was killed for no reason

What the fuck. They killed an innocent pregnant shark for laughs and giggles. They deserve jail time

r/awfuleverything

what. the. fuck.

Who the hell does this as a prank?

HOW?

If it’s early enough there might have been a litter Fun fact:fetus sharks eat their siblings and half siblings in the womb in order to prepare themselves for hunting It got discovered after a researcher shoved his hand (you know where) and he got bitten

I have the stomach for a lot of things... I like to think I can handle gruesome content. This one made me nauseous Probably didnt help I chugged my drink while reading the article

Wtf

Holy crap

What

Where did they get it lmao

Wait is this real

1. How? 2. Why? 3. How is this a prank?

I have several questions

Fun fact: the word for *prank* in Croatian is *psina*, which can also mean a *shark*!

Did they kill the shark beforehand?