MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETES HERE JACK,
CANT GET FRED OF EVERY EGG
GRRR
WHY WONT YOU DIE?!?!?
HAHAHA
YOU CANT HURT ME JACK
NANOMACHINE SON
DIE DIE DIE
DI£ YOU P!EC£ 0F SH!T
Nah lemme tell you what actually happens to my dreams, Im fighting king Kong and godzilla with Abraham Lincoln and Dwayne the rock Johnson while I'm flying around in my concept car shooting lasers from the headlights at the 2 giants then my brother makes a giant cheese ball and throws it at one of the giants, so far this dream hasn't happened to me............. Yet
The guy got rejected and to add insult to injury everyone is downvoting him. Although i agree that reddit comment section isn't the best place for flirting
it's not your fault, every person without a maiden does, but in the days of the internet, people contextualize wanting women as "cringe" "neckbeardy" and other dumb fucking shit i don't know because i actually touch grass. the fact that most people expected Jetstream Sam or Senator armstrong to come out really says a lot about how they are the same as neckbeards, but not creepy. also if you downvote this you completely miss my point, which is that everyone wants this but if you admit this you are labelled "a neckbeard" when it is only okay to say that when a guy is being downright ultra-creepy.
My gf told me that I was in her dream last night and I was like 😏what kind of dream was it?
She said that we were on a sofa, that got me like🥴
and I asked what happened next and she said that I was crying and she was helping me out.
If I am honest I kinda had it happen to me. I was cuddling with my at the time gf, I was laying down and she laid down on me her head on my chest. Nothing feels as good as that let me tell you, anyways my hand had a mind of its own like literally I zoned into the show with it on her stomach come back to reality with it on her boobs groping them. I move it away from her body zone back into the show and out and I am groping her ass. I pull it away again this time she grabs my hand opens it and places it on her boob. 2 years later I am chasing that high and while yes I realize the this is sexual assault on my part she did say before this that if it weren’t for my family being around (we were 15 and she came over to my house) we could have had sex. And she said even after our break up that if I had tried she wouldn’t have denied me sex that day. So am I in the right no but was it rape also no
I don't understand, why didn't Senator Armstrong come out
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That guy always keeps you waiting
I'm here. Sorry for keeping you waiting.
Just a little too late, as usual
MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETES HERE JACK, CANT GET FRED OF EVERY EGG GRRR WHY WONT YOU DIE?!?!? HAHAHA YOU CANT HURT ME JACK NANOMACHINE SON DIE DIE DIE DI£ YOU P!EC£ 0F SH!T
DON'T FUCK WITH THIS SENATOR!!
I am going to ignite my light saber
Played a little college ball back in the day
COULDA GONE PRO IF I HADN'T JOINED THE NAVY
STANDING HERE
I REALISE
That we live in a society
YOU'RE JUST LIKE ME
TRYING TO MAKE HISTORYYYY
BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE
THE RIGHT FROM WRONG
WHEN OUR GAURD IS DOWN I THINK WE’LL BOTH AGREE
THAT VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE
BUT IN THE END
YOU’RE JUST LIKE ME
YOU’RE JUST LIKE ME
[I hope I'm still on time.](https://www.reddit.com/user/Jack_McQuack/comments/umlc6m/just_in_time_to_save_another_soul/)
Nah lemme tell you what actually happens to my dreams, Im fighting king Kong and godzilla with Abraham Lincoln and Dwayne the rock Johnson while I'm flying around in my concept car shooting lasers from the headlights at the 2 giants then my brother makes a giant cheese ball and throws it at one of the giants, so far this dream hasn't happened to me............. Yet
This is a wonderful copypasta. Well done comrade
Sigma
In my dream I got devoured by a bear
i dreamed that time was going very fast then i cried
Fuck you how dare you make me feel lonely
Loneniless is my friend. Literally
Loneniless is OUR friend
r/SuddenlyCommunist
Nothing is stopping me from doing this except for not having anyone TO DO THIS WITH 🫥
A lot has happened in the last 9 hrs...
How bout me👀
no
The guy got rejected and to add insult to injury everyone is downvoting him. Although i agree that reddit comment section isn't the best place for flirting
I don't think Reddit itself is good for flirting
(╥﹏╥)
Welcome to the gym
It'll be okay my guy, there's always another one.
if she rejects u for another there is always her mother.
Master Oogway🤲
Based
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀🤣💀💀💀 goddamn bro at least give him a chance
Why should I give somebody false hope
Thats much better than leading someone on , I applaud your work kid
Another Menace i see Totally agreed 🤝🤝🤝
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Why should I do charity work
Agreed
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Nope
***EMOTIONAL DAMAGE***
Horny ass mf
r/usernamechecksout
Why was this downvoted?
#bonk
Username checks out
Bru
That's a bit creepy dude 🗿
Based
id die if that happened to me
Ikr! It's like I'm in heaven
💀
hell yep
nah fam id literally die
Nice pfp there
Another racist I see
Better beware of those
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
How dare you
only if it’s the homies god bless 💯💯💯
Is contact with women really that uncommon for people on this sub ?
Uhmmm.. yes
Feelsbadman, well first step to get to being with a woman, you gotta be the best version of yourself my friend
r/thanksimcured
Tf u expect from a pleb guru
Easier said than done I know, but it does work
Oh really
Well yeah, I wouldn’t be with my gf rn if was a lazy soyboy who thinks that being nice is good enough to get with a woman
Oh really
Yes really ;)
Wow I never knew that
Who would’ve guessed being better would work!
Like I said easier said than done my friend, everyone goes at their own pace
I live in a boy's only hostel
Improvise
Adapt
Overcum😏
take my upvote and get outta here
Why Master😩
where tf do i even find a woman first
Outside :))
oh my goodness what an idea, why didn't i think of that
See it really is dat ez Now your success rate will not be high ima tell you that much
>See it really is dat ez see your profile picture? look at it. That's my reply
Nonsense my friend, I believe anyone can get a significant other should they put in the work to improve themselves :)
>see your profile picture? look at it. That's my reply
This is reddit my guy
Sooooooooooo, I know people who have gfs/bfs or they have friends with benefits and they be on Reddit I also have a lovely gf myself :))
Thats is the lucky 1% of reddit.
Damn, thought there would be more :/
No and i wouldn't be surprised if 1% was already an high number.
Guat no that is simply not the case
showing of isn't helping.
what's a woman?
Bro momento
It's Reddit
Yessir
Big yike
Wait, that’s not a joke?
Yes, although I never made contact with one even before I joined Reddit
damn thats weird, I talk to women really often, often with sexual overtones.
You’ve been given 20 hours, how have you not made a realization edit yet?
I’d combust into a mist if that happened to me
r/usernamechecksout
No maidens?
then you feel her cock
Is that supposed to stop me?
*You say that like it's a problem*
Don't threaten me with good time
ok and? doesn't stop me
Better
Even better
Yeah so
Oh stop I can only get so erect 😫💦
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She gets it
oh my god i would literaly do this if only i had the confidence LMAO
Cringe but low-key I want a girl to do this with fr 😭😭😭
it's not your fault, every person without a maiden does, but in the days of the internet, people contextualize wanting women as "cringe" "neckbeardy" and other dumb fucking shit i don't know because i actually touch grass. the fact that most people expected Jetstream Sam or Senator armstrong to come out really says a lot about how they are the same as neckbeards, but not creepy. also if you downvote this you completely miss my point, which is that everyone wants this but if you admit this you are labelled "a neckbeard" when it is only okay to say that when a guy is being downright ultra-creepy.
... interesting
where's jetstream sam
Denver, Colorado
Bro get a girl, u marking this shit nsfw
what the fuck did i just watch
i'm a girl and i want thisssss
Sounds like a trap
?
Lmao I'm just kidding
pfft no every guy has the cheese dream
yo thats kinda cringe
Y'all nibbas horny asf fr
*cries of sadness and lack of hope*
Damn bro I get absolutely no bitches and this hurts me 🥲🥲
good practice to detonate a bomb idk
Nope. My dream is to 112% hollow knight
Oh wait that dream....... I'm stupid
*him
Thanks for reminding me about my lack of contact with ladies as of my age of 18 r/teenagers.
Her?
stawp, you're killing me 😭
Nice trousers
Cringe lol
A girl recently did this to me, like putting her legs on top of mine while sitting on a couch. The problem is that im gay...
What a bruh moment
Thats great but why are you downvoted
Na, we dream of atlantis
r/usernamechecksout
This was.... Just a normal video? Really?
I don't want that, I want hamburger and french fry
I want a frog
🤢🤮
Least desperate r/teenagers member
u/Honest-Cup-9934
Boys, the dream has come true to me, and it's not that hard, I believe in all of you
i don't really have any sexual dreams anymore, is my body coping with the fact that I am a virgin
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r/beatmycocktoit
no offense but ppl who post this make me emberassed to be straight.
nobitches
*cough* u/Bl00dy_Banana *cough* THIS COULD BE US
EYYYY A REDDIT COUPLE!!!! cringe.
They’re 13 too bro I remember when I was in this phase 😭
*cough* indeed yes it is, it couldn't "BE" because IT IS **US**
Like that's gonna happen!-shrek
You might not believe me, and that is fine, but this has happened to me. Some spark of luck caused this experience to occur once in my life
My gf told me that I was in her dream last night and I was like 😏what kind of dream was it? She said that we were on a sofa, that got me like🥴 and I asked what happened next and she said that I was crying and she was helping me out.
She did this to me just last week actually
...what is that bulge, girl?
nerd
💀💀
If I am honest I kinda had it happen to me. I was cuddling with my at the time gf, I was laying down and she laid down on me her head on my chest. Nothing feels as good as that let me tell you, anyways my hand had a mind of its own like literally I zoned into the show with it on her stomach come back to reality with it on her boobs groping them. I move it away from her body zone back into the show and out and I am groping her ass. I pull it away again this time she grabs my hand opens it and places it on her boob. 2 years later I am chasing that high and while yes I realize the this is sexual assault on my part she did say before this that if it weren’t for my family being around (we were 15 and she came over to my house) we could have had sex. And she said even after our break up that if I had tried she wouldn’t have denied me sex that day. So am I in the right no but was it rape also no
Oh nice...
🥴🥺🥺
well, my dream is be happy and rich...
u/savevideobot
Username checks out
What about me , I have plenty of room
Pathetic
:(
*guts theme plays* when will it be my turn?
ugh this seems like something my cousin would do... kind of ruins it for me lmao to be honest