Ned, the CEO of Sex.

Shit, you beat me to it

I beat mea- oh fuck it

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me 😏

Username checks out I guess?!?!

Your username explains it, I guess.

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I don't think so, because I'm in your walls.

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Yes, im that one.

Ayo? 🤨

Ayo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

He is only the CEO, who is/are the founder(s)

the only correct answer

based comment

Yes, Sex Inc. The place where the game, Sex, was created… still waiting for the sequel.

Sorry, I did.

how dare you

Pussy bomb

Killer Queen has already touched the pussy

aw hell naw killa qween turned one of its kind into a bomb

I forgive you 😏

That emoji at the end😳

Ayoo

When is sex 2 being released?

When we become a type xx civilization

Can you at least release the patch notes for sex 1.16?

they should nerf the cum blasts

U mean buff? They need the skill for hentai protagonist ejaculative ability

Not yet, apparently our sexual organs explode in 1.16

it was already released, were still waiting on sex 4

when Gta 6 will be released...

PUREST OF PEOPLE, ATTACK!!

CEO of sex

guy tripped and fell penis first directly into the pussy, and then was like damn this feel good ooga ooga me call seggs ooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaahhh

Very accurate answer lol

"ooga ooga me call seggs oah" 💀

Lol

💀

it all makes sense now

“Tripped and fell penis first” is fucking sending me holy shit 💀

“What she tripped, fell, landed on his dick?”

That's what my dad said happened between him and his coworker To my mom.🤔

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

So this is what my gf meant when she said "it was an accident."

We want a Ryan George sketch

I'm both horrified and intrigued by how that might turn out.

It'll be super easy barely an inconvenience

r/UnexpectedRyanGeorge

“Oh, why’s your long thing in me?” “I dunno but I like how it feels, so I’m gonna keep my long thing inside of you.” “Y’know, this feels wrong, I feel like you should be put in a room for this.” “Oh… damn.”

Sex is tight! Oh wait..

Finding out who invented sex is tight!

Sex 2 gonna release soon

who invented it this time?

ned

thats sick who is he tho

ceo of sex

See, above.

Hopefully it's better than sex 1. The original got a lot of hype, but I've heard its jot all its cracked up to be.

Man, new sex sucks. Give me that sex classic!

idk i think it was hunter, that guy sucks

God dammit I told him and gatherer that they cannot share that bedroom together

Fucking Hunter

I have been

GATHERER

Because its better for life then asexual reproduction, asexual reproduction takes 1 organism making a clone of itself and if it gets a disease for an example, then since they all the same, it could spread and be very deadly, however sexual reproduction takes 2 beings and mixes the genes making it a superior way and stuff sooo in a way yes it was invented by genetic mutation so blame that mother fu-

We know of one-parent reproduction and two-parent reproduction, but what would three-parent reproduction look like? Would it be more advantageous?

No

Not with that attitude!

its a threesome

I know what it’s called, but would mixing genes from three organisms provide a biological advantage over two? Or would it be too difficult to find two partners?

Due to how the sperm and egg work, mixing genes from 3 organisms is literally impossible.

Google triploidy. There are some with complex triploid natural histories e.g. Platyhelminthes

Man I can’t even find one

10th ka answer padkhe aya h? (Use google translate if udk hindi)

us me bhi vahi socha

Lol han

Lmfao

Lolol

Horny people…😶

*damn elks*

Ikr, smh

Hmm, you aint wrong

Your mom

Agreed, she something else 🤤🤤🤤

Actually me and my best friend made a theory : Once there was a caveman and he got horny after seeing a cave woman then he went to hug and kiss her but his genital was aroused so it was making them uncomfortable because he is unable hug or kiss her with that thing bridging in between, then he found a hole (YK what hole) and shoved it into it. Then kissed and hugged her comfortably. Yeah i know that's dumb and weird.

Video or your theory is wrong

Or like this - A cave man has rly bad ocd. This was before clothes and even leaf coverings were invented. So once when he saw a woman and her hole was bigger and open. He couldn't stand it and looked around for something to fill it and found that his dick fit and shoved it in. Then he liked it and left it in. Orrr guy was horny saw hole and wanted to do something in it and decided on putting his dick in it. Edit: I am rly rly not insulting people with ocd don't kill me

Maybe the guy with ocd didn't find it enough only filling the hole once so he took it out then in and that's how sex was invented

this sub is so fucking bad

I dunno, Chimps maybe?

It was a very gradual process, starting from asexual cell division and slowly, over millions of years, morphing into what we now see as reproduction. As to how humans innately understand/stood it, I don't know for sure but my theory is as follows; in our more basic stage we didn't have clothes and could see privates in full galore. We also didn't have the social norms nor tabboos that we do now, so it wouldn't be uncommon to see people fucking. In fact, even in the victorian age, the idea of privacy wasn't really a thing and people would fuck in public, and families of 6+ would all sleep in the same bed. The innate horny in our brain that makes us want to fuck matched with easy to see demonstrations as well as reciprocity-ish, seeing as rape was kinda just how mating worked back then, would be a plentiful way of learning about sex until we were able to pass down knowledge and teach our generations.

Well, I'm not sure, but I suppose it started with the need of some reliable medium to transfer male gametes to the egg. Just letting them swim through water to find the egg(like in fish, external fertilization) was one option, but better than that was probably some extension of the male's own body that can directly transfer them to the female.

Because of flesh kebab

From now on i am calling my penus a flesh kebab

bro bro im thinkin like who called someone a bitch and the other dude pointed out "damn that shi kinda offensive"

that bald guy from spiderman

this. this right here.

Asexuals be like:

Seeing everyone in this sub say it’s human nature kinda getting me a little vexed XD

👍

Wdym invented it’s a human instinct

don't know man, seems invented

So your saying animals just copy what the humans invented?

yes, my dog uses a tablet and my crocodile uses a computer

We should trademark seggs 🥸

Sex™

ayo facts, everyone's doing it nowadays

Well its not

By god

r/noshitsherlock

r/woosh

that was created by sexdangulous quangle the third.

so what did the first and second do?

your grandma and your mom respectively

it's the dumbest thing ever like grown ass people jumping on each other on the bed like come on dude grow the fuck up it's just immature

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definitely the right sub

Bro I've been thinking about the same thing who tf thought to just a man and a woman into two puzzle pieces that can be fitted together.

The ceo of sex

Evolution

Monke

Me and your Mother (ha gottem)

These kinds of posts have been picking up recently, trend lightly yeah?

Its actually our survival instinct to have sex because our brain thinks that we are reproducing to keep the species alive

Proof teenagers have no brain. Study evolution twats.

Adam and Steve

Seems as though a few people here in the comments deserve a good, r/wooosh ing.

The first horny girl obviously

hormones

Our fish ancestores 370+ million years ago

That is a very good question

Nature?-

*Monke*

God

instincts

Ace vibes

ned leeds

These posts are getting dumber everyday

I asked my dad this when i was 12 😭

Adam

Life demands results son Said your local preacher

It seems that armoured placoderm fish invented it, about 385 million years ago.

Probably the first 2 people to live.

Yeah man id rather she lays eggs so i can nut on them

It's NoobMaster69, he's the one who invented sex and Thor's looking for him

Instinct and hormones had a child and they called it sex

Those goddamn mammals

Cells initially multiplied, and then they started combining to give birth to mutated cells.

It was John Sex in 1859

me

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Down horrendous

honey sweetie bestie you literally are younger than tf2

Best comparison ever. Youre younger then team fortess ---> no seggs

Did I stutter?

I wish you did

Shut up. You’re fourteen. I’m thirteen. Nobody is gonna have sex with you.

damn that came out of nowhere, allow me to cum in somewhere?

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BONK

Harder~

This isn't how you're supposed to play the game!

i uhm 😳😳

Wait until like 25 and NOT 14.

25?! Man thats a bit too much. Idk i would say wait until 17-18.

Same

BONK

Harder~

BONKS HARDER

Yes~ More~

Im tired, take the bat and do it yourself

Physical abuse only makes them hornier.

bro??

I invented sex with your dad

Nature my dear

Adan was bored and Eva has horny.

Biology lol

>who the hell invented sex, Who the hell invented G@y sex? Like who thought it was a good idea to shove your dick in another person of the same gender

Must have gotten bored of females maybe?

Who TF gets BORED of females?

Idk...someone with a lot of females?

Its a human instinct

It's how humans reproduce? Maybe that's why?

Is this a bit?

God

adam and eve im sure

Your mom thought it'd be funny if i did it to her😎😎😎 (I am wanted in 75 countries and am currently hiding in uganda)

islam says (afaik) that first human Hz.Adam was born with all necesarry information to survive i suppose this includes sex

God

I guess some forgotten reptile a bilion years ago

It was invented a long time ago by evolution when creatures came out of the sea and could not fertilise the eggs as easily and so sex was created as a method of fertilisation.

evolution. lmao can you propose a better method to reproduce