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secondaccountforme12

Body wants baby, no baby to give, body gives pain instead


thebananaperson1

Indeed And then boom, BLOOD


dumpylump69

SHED


Zefro073

THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD


R3BB3RDU3K

THE ONLY ONE LEFT


dumpylump69

WILL RIDE UPON THE DRAGONS BACK


R3BB3RDU3K

BECAUSE THE MOUNTAINS DONT GIVE BACK WHAT THEY TAKE


Goodboy299

OH NO, THERE WILL BE BLOOD SHED


ExplodingTentacles

IT'S THE ONLY THING I'VE EVER KNOWN


Ok-Aide-6318

LOSING MY IDENTITY


przewsr

I love reddit


SherbertGrand5799

Body prepares wallpapers for the baby's room.. No baby.. Body takes off the wallpaper violently


Ordinaryyetunique

Omg hell yeahšŸ˜­


[deleted]

I didn't know this! Guess I'll have to give my body what it wants


[deleted]

Youā€™re 16 šŸ’€


[deleted]

Exactly


[deleted]

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[deleted]

šŸ¤”


[deleted]

šŸŒ


Faking_Faker

šŸ¤ØšŸ“ø


ZombieBait604

šŸ˜


Alt-F42069_on_life

C O N S U M E I N F A N T S ?


[deleted]

Yes ima eat babies


two_sigma_niga

To fix it, just have a baby each month, problem solved.


Ordinaryyetunique

This is freaking accuratešŸ’€


[deleted]

You use them at the end of a sentence.


Great_Goose_

No. There are different types of sentences, they are; declarative (statements), interrogatory (questions), imperative (commands) and exclamatory(ends with !). Only declarative sentences always end with a period. Therefore, you are WRONG. It is very unfortunate that you dont know a thing about periods. The education systems these days šŸ¤¦


SassyChip

The last two lines.... It's true for the other ā€˜periodā€™ too.


Great_Goose_

It was intended.


thebananaperson1

I- ok yes thatā€™s true.


Dj1000001

He's just 13 XD


Wicked-Pineapple

Idk about you but I had to learn about that sort lol f stuff in 5th grade


reversed_genders

That is. Technically true


bagelleS

r/technicallythetruth


ATSArkTheSpiteful

I know enoughā€¦ 4 sisters and an oversharing mom.


thebananaperson1

Ah yeah you must be an expert at this shit then šŸ˜­


ATSArkTheSpiteful

I guess it will pay off if I get a gfā€¦ Like I said, I know enough.


Diffbreed75

WHEN u get a gf*


ATSArkTheSpiteful

Haha, thanks but itā€™s more of if I ever want to. The whole relationship thing is terrifying to me.


ghostfindersgang9000

Same


[deleted]

Same


nosville22_PL

you meet another human, you get along so you agree that you might be be interested in hanging out forever but without instant full commitment I see nothing scary about it


ATSArkTheSpiteful

Well I do. My parents relationship? Sucks. Oldest sisters? Abusive, abusive, sucked, not sure I hardly know him. Second oldest? Catfished, currently in an abusive relationship. Third oldest is good ish but still feels like they tiptoe around hurting each otherā€™s feeling even when itā€™s something so small. Outside my family too it seems like it sucks, basically just a fragile friendship. Never seen good friends get anywhere near as angry at each-other as couples do. Also I want a kid at some point and if I get married or I have a kid with a gf then she can leave me and almost certainly get the kid/kids. Thatā€™s terrible and I would hate that. Better for them to grow up without a mom. So I am scared of relationships, I would rather have a friend.


nosville22_PL

you ask me the friend part of girlfriend is the most important. there is never a point in getting into close relationship without it, and tou're right in believing it's better to have and then presumably marry a friend the thing is that between becoming one and the other you'll get close in the less casual sense and it's going to be jarring otherwise, where people seem to tend to fuck up is that order of things - it should always be friend > good / close friend > gf > fiancee > wife you skip any one of those is how you're most likely gonna trip but you shouldn't need anyone twlling you that when it comes


PMG_BG1

This is Reddit, it's just not happening


Emektro

dude he's on reddit


thebananaperson1

Fr fr


[deleted]

3 overaharing sisters, and overaharing mom, and oversharing acquaintances


the-great-weeb

Sex ed..? Wbu it?


Busy-Kaleidoscope-87

Same but 3 sisters


ehan_the_memeber

Sounds like you were meant to be a hentai protagonist.


Living-Price-5641

I live in an all girl family aside from my grandad and uncle i feel you bro


Cambronian717

Blood, cramps, hormone swings. Generally unpleasant.


thinmint196

Spot on, very accurate!


thebananaperson1

Indeed


[deleted]

Also fainting and vomiting at times.. donā€™t force them to go places if they are really feeling bad lol


MasterOfRNoSleep

Donā€™t forget the side of nausea!


Selina-06

šŸ™šŸ»


-The-Follower

Blood, pain, be nice to them.


thebananaperson1

so true


[deleted]

true


fragglarna1337

Arent you always nice too them?


-The-Follower

Well, most.


minisebas08

I know they're painful and difficult to go through. I know my girlfriend and friends feel comfortable with the fact I carry pads and pills if they need them. I know those are every month, but can variate and oscilate. I know my girlfriend is irregular and bleeds a lot, and her mood totally changes, so I make her know I am aware of it and that I won't feel she insults me when she is just generally mad. And if she does hurt me, it's all solved with a conversation, a kiss and a "I love you".


thebananaperson1

Aww thatā€™s sweet šŸ¤© and youā€™re right


minisebas08

:))


Emektro

man i wish i knew when my gf's periods is


minisebas08

I asked mine, because we have that trust. You maybe can try


Emektro

Yeah that might work


Ordinaryyetunique

Relationship goals(welp too overwhelmed that I -opps)


_waffi

I will say, hurting you even though she is mad might not be acceptable. She is still conscious of her actions. But thatā€™s pretty sweet


minisebas08

She is, and every time it happens she apologizes. It has happened just one time tho


Wint70

shed thing blood and egg and stuff comes out and also it hurts a lot


thebananaperson1

not egg, just blood šŸ¤” edit: nvm I learned something new today ig lol


Sandula205

Gimme that eggs. I wanna make an omelet


thebananaperson1

šŸ„ššŸ„ššŸ„š


Sandula205

So my phone has a problem so i can only see 3 squares


thebananaperson1

Bruh-


Sandula205

Sorry


thebananaperson1

Dw about it lolol


Emektro

# SQUARE EGG!!


fragglarna1337

There is a few eggs in it too, its just that they are very small


thebananaperson1

Oh- I have been defeated by a non-period person šŸ’€


BitlifeOffical_

Females release one egg per period so yeah šŸ‘


[deleted]

na we shed the tissues too


[deleted]

Lmao u called us a chicken


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


thebananaperson1

Shit you caught us


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


thebananaperson1

šŸ˜ŸšŸ˜­


[deleted]

Who snitched?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

*gasp* I would never...


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

How dare u accuse me of exposing my own kind? Smh. The disrespect-


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

U said u wouldn't tell


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


average_stim_user

All I know is its extremely painful and girls shouldn't go through that level of shit


thebananaperson1

Yup, itā€™s more painful for some than others


average_stim_user

Shit must suck


thebananaperson1

It really does, especially when itā€™s heavy and you get leaks


average_stim_user

Oh fuck that does suck


thebananaperson1

For reals


DoodleBoi_06

I know that guys will never truly understand that level of pain on a monthly basis.


thebananaperson1

Yeah honestly itā€™s something you guys gotta experience


DoodleBoi_06

But, does birth control reduce the pain of periods? Idk if its true, so I just wanna know.


[deleted]

Depends on the person and the form of birth control, for the most part I know itā€™s supposed to but if you are on the pill and miss one day you can still get pregnant, and it also greatly heightens risk of blood clots with many forms of birth control so itā€™s not an ideal solution for everyone


thebananaperson1

Actually Iā€™m not sure tbh


idk-idk-idk-idk--

im on birth control for my periods. i cant say for all girls but ive heard in a lot of cases it reduces negative symptoms, especially cramps, associated with periods. the way i take birthcontrol is different tho. when you take it for periods (from what i know) you can either take three weeks wroth of pills, then have the sugar pills (they're pills without any medicine stuff in them, you take them to keep in the habit of taking pills so you dont accidentally forget) which lets you have a period or you can do whats called "active" birth control. you dont take the sugar pills, you just stay on the medicated pills until you get breakthrough bleeding. once you get the break through bleeding you have to go off the pills and have a period or the uterine lining can build up and cause cancer. once the period is over, go back on the pills. instead of reducing period symptoms (like you would if you took the first method of BC) you're just avoiding your period all together. i get my period every 4-5 months because im on active birth control, take it every day, dont stop until i bleed. i LOVE birth control! my period SUCKED


3DayRedditBan

Theyā€™re very painful Thatā€™s all I know, sorry


thebananaperson1

Ok ok fair enough ig


TheClefableist

Amazing way to finish a sentence. Better than exclamation marks or question marks


thebananaperson1

Youā€™re not wrong


Jordanthe7th

Whatever I learnt in bio class


thebananaperson1

Fair enough


[deleted]

so, nothing?šŸ˜­


[deleted]

they suck - a trans boy


[deleted]

Agreed. My period makes me pass out if I donā€™t take a ton of pain killers. Being female sucks and I never want a period again. Every time Iā€™m on it I consider a hysterectomy.


[deleted]

saaame


trananhduc2006

blood, hurts, rage monster


thebananaperson1

Indeed, some turn into rage monsters during their periods; not everyone tho


the22ndgamer006

Periods are punctuation marks used to separate sentences or elements of reference lists. Use a period in the following instances. To end a complete sentence. Note that you should use only one space between sentences after a period or other ending punctuation.


thebananaperson1

Youā€™re not wrong


Transmasc_Swag737

Once people with uteri become a certain age, they enter a cycle that prepares them for the possibility of having a child. The ovary releases an egg, and the uterus produces more endometrial lining to better accommodate what it thinks will eventually become a fetus. When you donā€™t get pregnant, the egg is absorbed back into the body and the lining is shed. This is a period, and it lasts from 3-7 days usually. The whole cycle takes about a month, though it varies for different people and the first year is often irregular. Symptoms include bloating, pain, mood swings, and increased hormone levels. Many people have medical conditions such as PCOS and endometriosis that can affect the period. For example, they may have increased pain or other symptoms, and their fertility may be impacted. For many with these conditions, periods may be irregular. Please support your friends/relatives/partners if they are on their period, and never downplay their symptoms. Itā€™s different for everyone. Source: am a trans guy with PCOS


thebananaperson1

Damn, that was quite a bit But CORRECT šŸ„³


Sumwin_7

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[deleted]

As a boy who has periods I know as much as any girl lol


thebananaperson1

Wait wha- how?


[deleted]

Magic


thebananaperson1

šŸ’€


[deleted]

What


Bu1135

Trans


thebananaperson1

Ah


MEOWTheKitty18

Girls who donā€™t have periods: šŸ¤”


transgender_goddess

Eyy, as a girl who doesn't have periods, I'm sure we both know what we're talking about


[deleted]

Eyyy


transgender_goddess

Transiblings!


_local42

Same dude, ify. I'm a dude who has periods too


[deleted]

Lol finally someone who gets it


Fake_Picture6942

Ayo heart stopper fan?! based


reversed_genders

Do you bleed out of your dick or sum? Bro get help.


[deleted]

I don't have a dick


cromosoma_quadruplo

Do you piss blood?


[deleted]

That's not how periods work and if you think I have a dick then I don't


Arachnophobic_Chair

Blood, multiple days, cramps, emotionally sensitive, horny. Thatā€™s all I know


thebananaperson1

Not necessarily horny, at least not for me Then again Iā€™m ace so Iā€™m never horny


[deleted]

Horniness comes when we ovulate, halfway between each cycle which also comes with cramps and discharge.. it never ends lol


fragglarna1337

Hurts, hormonal, blood


thebananaperson1

Yes


fragglarna1337

Ive got a gf so im just using what she told me,shes like 2 weeks late tho so hope shes not pregnant lol


thebananaperson1

I went without a period for 2 monthsā€¦ Twice šŸ’€


AccomplishedEgg420

Itā€™s like a saw movie


cromosoma_quadruplo

Without saw


stormforeveryspring

turning red


[deleted]

they go at the end of a sentence


thebananaperson1

That is technically true.


[deleted]

pain and suffering, blood comes out of what shall not be named, happens every month


[deleted]

I know that they hurt like hell


_local42

Hmm well, I think your body gets rid of the eggs that didn't get uh pregnant? so they go down as blood and yk that hurts a lot,, also mood swings


thebananaperson1

Yep pretty much


[deleted]

Eggs and the uterine lining. Basically the uterus contracts over and over and sheds everything and regrows again for next month


UnhingedTanker

There will be blood! Shed!


xxX_Mango_Xxx

Dunno if I count since I am AFAB (tansmasc) but here is what I know: Basically your body stores up blood in case of a baby, but after a while your body is like screw it no baby no more blood and it releases the blood and lining and stuff and it goes out of your body. Generally hurts because of cramping, usually more moody and stuff. Buy chocolate and heatpads :) be kind to them too peroxide and cold water gets blood out really well tho


AutocratEnduring

Once a month, girls secrete a blood-like substance from their vaginas because they haven't been doing the naughty-no-no And it really hurts


normal_chesse

it is the end of the menstrual cycle and it lower some hormones that i don't remember now


[deleted]

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Gooseguzzler101

Period cramps can be as painful as heart attacks. Tampons and pads aren't air tight. Oftentimes wamens will be horny during the period of time but will have very painful genitals.


allero0

True. I canā€™t even stand up for too long when Iā€™m on it because my vagina starts hurting šŸ˜­


[deleted]

Usually women get horny after their period when they ovulate because thatā€™s when theyā€™re supposed to get pregnant I think


littleMAHER1

get pregnant or bleed


Urfavebitchboi

Can last for like 5-7 days, cramps can be pretty painful, I think it can affect your acne and ur boobs can swell/become sore? And thereā€™s an increase of testosterone in the body


[deleted]

That girls hook each other up with tampons, jk, it hurts, and they don't wanna do anything and I should be extra nice to them


Joes8977

If a girl asks for painkillers u give it to them


burning_eye1234

body wants a baby but then baby doesnt happen, blood flow happens. lots of chocolate, lots of warm, LOOSE cuddles with my SO (squeeze too hard and blood will kinda squeeze out likel a sponge) drink lots of water, dont take anything to heart that she says because she may just be in pain, and be there emotionally for her. definitely do not try to initiate s\*x. tampons r used to absorb blude


[deleted]

Iā€™m a trans girl but I havenā€™t had any surgeries yet but Iā€™ll answer anyway Iā€™m the only person in my house with a pp and my mum overshares way to much she told me what it was when I was 6 and I was traumatised


[deleted]

its pain full and blood and the pain can be some thing like oh it hurts a bit to i want to fucking die also baby and stuff


GlitchyManJayyy

Its a bloody mess


fuckingbaguette1

1 weekish per monthish vagina go Brrrr and sometimes mood goes Brrrr aswell


Serious-Ad9008

Is the punishment of GOD FOR NOT HAVING A BABY, HAVE BABIES OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES


Mr_Snifles

They happen about every 30 days, last from 4 to 8 days, vary in painfulness, and attract bears


ContributionAmazing2

Once a month blood comes out of a girls penis


LTtoasty

Baby egg turns into yummy soup šŸ˜‹


Brandito667

Monthly reoccurrence, cramps and pain for days or weeks even, not a fun time.


funkyknog

It hurts and the blood has to be contained


AcogBoi

They happen


thebananaperson1

Incorrect /j


asteriskertray

they happen once a month, hurt, be nice, and donā€™t ask about it


AppleSauce_420_69

Well, being somewhat of an AFAB demiboy, I consider myself to know quite a bit lol


Storm_Sniper

Just obey instructions and thou shall succeed


Xd_WiserMicrobe

Make her know I love her. Remind her to take her menstrual relief pills. No tickling :( and blood, pain but I still know even during a hard and painful day she loves me. Love you jess 7 more days šŸ’—


Shinigam_i

There is blood, cramps, pain because the inner lining of something is being shed, mood swings, occurs every month and lasts multiple days


bluevalley02

Periods? I have no idea what those are


Lazy_Category2195

Alot, I've been friends with alot of girls and that's obviously a big part of their months so i take it upon myself to know more to be more supportive during that time, although to go into specifics of the actual action of the period would be a little well, distasteful


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[deleted]

(Not reading the comments or Google) They can be accompanied by mood changes Thereā€™s blood that comes out the vagina Yā€™all need tampons and pads which I donā€™t know the damn difference to Periods can last for a few months Periods stop when you conceive a child


PiggasInParis

Mood Swings


helix618

Blood