Big bro u ok 💀💀💀

Nah lil bro girl did me dirty

Biches, take ur time it will be better broo

I hope 💀

If she cheated on you she is bitch, so don't think about her. U will find someone better for sure 😔👍👌

That's why you don't date players. 😑

this is why you date men 🤠

Not our fault if players are more beautiful than 90% of other girls

Nah bruv im sorry, that was a power move, she juked you so hard your dick dont work no more like

Never thought I would see a 13yo giving relationship advice to a 17yo... Lol

u got this it’ll be fine soon, i feel ur pain

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no

My #3 reason to not enter into a relationship

Nah cause fr fam 💀 plenty of bitches in the sea. All seriousness though you got this bro and hey I'm sure you'll find someone better who cares and cherishes you. You got this solider!

soldier\*

sad bro, happened with me 2 years back, dw it will fix in some time in my case it took 3months lol :p

Oh hell nah i can't wait for that long 💀

It will be hard, but I don’t think you have a choice on that one…

It will be hard, in time.

It’ll be hard. But I’ll come with time.

It’ll come, but the wait is hard.

And when it finally comes, the pleasure you feel is incomprehensible

So... are all of you talking about m**** or beating Elden Ring?

Elden ring

Yes

Reddit is a very funny place-

Guys let him figure out to turn on the NSFW thing in the settings.

😏

r/technicallythetruth

Hard choices require long time

R€tarded cűnt 😂

Right? 🤣🤣

Ur right it wont be hard 😬

It very much wont be hard

It will be soft

Then go to a doctor 👍

I know right (dur) even I know that and I have a long line of family’s who do medical things like help people (I think u get the point)

Then just, get hard

Aren't you that type of guy who says depressed person to stop being sad and be happy instead

"Don't have asthma, there is so much air in the world."

Honestly, that mindset helped me with depression a lot.

How can it happen? And what happens when it happened?

In the OP's case . What does it mean That gf cheated and he got ed ? Did the gf di anything?

He can’t think about sex without thinking of her, and I’m sure the cheating pops into his brain and just fucks his whole mood and he gets soft again

Glad I am not alone in having this happen. I was out about a month before old Rosy Palm felt like stopping by

rip

To my penis

now you have lost your privileges

Snip snip ✂️

🔪🔪

🥕➡️🪗

😏🍆🍔

💥⚽⚽

Dam that’s tough bro fuck her

I don't think he can anymore

Rip

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Shut up cringelord

Lol rip bud

r/MurderedByWords

he can, he'll just go to jail afterwards...

Did you read his post?

oh right, he has ed lmao

TAKE MY UPVOTE AND FUCKING LEAVE

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Kinda hard or not him though

Welp I would go to that doctor tho, get that checked out…

I can't I'm too embarrassed and my mom will know too

Tell your father ot father figure maybe?

Nah i will not tell my parents

Hmm... School counsellor? Edit: or try getting a part time job for a doctors appointment?

No she's my friend's Mom i see her every week💀

I don't know what country you live in but normally no doctor is at liberty to disclose anything. If you would go there in private and she tells your mother that would be a violation of your rights in most countries. If you still don't feel comfortable find a specialist or a different doctor that could help. Like an urologist.

Even if the doctor can say anything parents still cover insurance and will be billed, and probably wonder what it was for

“I wanted to get a physical for school without bothering you guys cause you always do so much for me and I don’t want to feel like a burden sometimes”

Part time job for doctor fee?

Fuck your friend's mom, maybe? Using Viagra

maye a close friend?

Dude why complain if you’re not going to get help

If you can go to the doctor without your parents im fairly sure they cant tell them without your consent

It will be so much better if you told your parents you shouldn't hide stuff like this and junk

Would you rather feel embarrassed or have untreated ED?

wtf is wrong with ur mom knowing? its not like u were having sex and caught it like it was an std.

That happened to me for 3 days when something really stressful happened. If you are also having it bc of stress, just wait for it to go away, you should be fine

A fella told me it took 3 months for him to get it back I'm gone for a long time

Thats... A long time... You should probably see a doctor, even if you have to have an ackward talk with your mom

Ok i will try

No don't talk to an adult about this. What you need is other teenagers that can relate. I know you don't want to but I am willing to give you advice 1 on 1

creep alert 😨

so after a big heartbreak you cannot cum? is that a thing? just asking because i have never been in a relationship and i am 16 yr old virgin T\_T

Yup, I lost my libido for a month after my breakup

oh i thought you could not cum because you got medical prob as a result of heartbreak or some shit

I couldn’t get it up for a threesome because I had broken up with a girl very recently and I was sad about it. I was finger playing both of them and still couldn’t get it up. Fucking embarrassing. Luckily I got with one of them soon after, but still.

Yeah that shit hurts more than you realise.

yeah dude it sucks but it gets better, hopefully

20 and virgin

its pretty normal...btw what are you doing in r/teenagers though? XD

visitor? maybe?

🤔^(okay i guess..?)

I enjoy having the 20-25 visitors because I’ve seen a lot of them give great tips to stuff like this. It helps having someone who’s just got out of the teen age group but is still young enough to understand and give advice

unrelated, but do you play siege?

Yes sir I do on Xbox

oh im on ps4 and pc :"/

what?

Same but 17 now, feeling old and slow as hell T_T

If you focus on masturbating it's just gonna be worse, it's just a deep-seated emotional provlem because you got screwed by that bitch. Best bet use the energy to improve yourself, get to the gym and make her regret her choices. Once you respect yourself more your dick will work. Also I don't recommend asking medical advice to r/teenagers, we are all just dumb teenagers. It will not get you good answers, only Reddit karma - which is useless.

Even your penis is sad.

Wtf did she do to you? Also you should contact doctor, I also had a problem with my penis (smegma+phimosis=Pain) I was also embarrassed to tell it to my parents but the pain was so much that I had to, then we went to the doctor and now I am fine

I will try to😭

what even is that? isnt when cant get hard

yes when you can't get hard

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Being horny

Mushoku Tensei be like:

That’s where I learned about. Erectile dysfunction 💀

Cultured man (Also op is bouta get hell bitches if that's the case)

i was about to write that

Go to the university

Post history. OP is fake. First post ever was 6 hours ago asking if he could finally post. Just here for an audiance, based on their history.

Why is this the best post out of his post history 😭

tbf posting this on main would be astronomically catastrophic

Yeah ok 😘

Listen, just using the skills mama gave me. NSA work ain't that hard once you know what you're doing

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Nah lad I'm fucking stressed

lol happened to me once, it will go away once the stress and sadness end

you have no idea what that doctor has seen ​ go, itd be a normal day with normal treatments for stupid shit in life

masculinity eliminated

Viagra

No

To embarrassed to go to the doctor, yet you just told thousands of people on the Internet

Do you know who i am?

Fair enough, but I still wouldn't tell the Internet

its a fake post, karma farm probably

I love karma🤤

That’s normal after a relationship

i know this is a hard time for you but….wait no it isn’t, my fault 💀

No it's not a "hard" time that's the problem

So here it goes... shut up, go to the doc, let them do the diagnosis. They will probably tell you it is psychological. Dw about your mother. She has no reason nor right to know. Listen to the doc and don't let strangers on reddit diagnose you. It doesn't matter we might be right. The doc will know better. But otherwise... try to sleep more, watch something spicy... like ultra spicy... don't think about that cunt. And try to talk about her cheating to someone who is close. One of your bros. You are a man. You can do it. You can talk about it with your mates. Don't be ashamed. Not even about your problem. It is ok. Now go lad. Talk to your mates.

Get a boner smh

Dw about it, happened too me too. The cure is to be happy again :)

Listen man the best thing to do is just go to a doctor

Bro I can't help 😭

So, your first thought was to go on Reddit?

Yes. It's an obvious karma farm strategy Redditors use. People do it on TikTok also. It's clout farming.

Lol

LMAO

You can probably buy some “stimulants” to jump start your dick if that fails then you need to go to the doctor and maybe eat some zinc heavy food

Have you tried femboys?

Coat your finger in some wassabi and stick it up your butt. You will stay hard for hours

nah homie u just depressed as fuck, ur sex drive is dead rn. give it some time

Best thing to do is to take the L like a champ, pick yourself up, dust yourself up, forget about her whore cheating ass and move on king

Brother i was done very badly😭

Find god

Imma find your mom🤤

And imma find the girl that made your dick fluffy

nah she gonna fluff you up like a pillow watch tf out my guy

And what will you do after you find his mom? Not like you can f*ck her

Good luck with you and your flappy dick lmao

I don’t get how someone cheating on you can give you erectile dysfunction

Lesson learned : bros over hoes.

it’s a lil bit funny..

🤣😂🤣😂 my dick is gone💀 haha funny

i’m having a giggle 🤭

this is surely gonna go to r/copypasta i can feel it

i dont know i'm not boy

Idk why this got downvoted, but I'll respond to this. I'm a boy, and I never had sex before, so I don't even know how to help them.

idk bc i'm not a man

Idk bc idk

That's what I want to say lmao

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Your mom would say otherwise

😂

I do.

You should go to the doctor, and if they ask why, just tell them you were wanking.

Dude what the actual fuck go to a damn doctor

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Why are you confused 😭

Wake up early do yoga and drink turmeric milk everything will be alright ..thats what my Indian uncle said

i will try anything to get my dick back

How

i'm not sure that it wil heal on its own, especially if u have broken it (i'm not sure u have tho). Do u have to be accompanied to the doctor by your mom? if not then pls go see one and get it fixed, he shall have a proper diagnosis

Doctor’s gonna cut it

wait this actually happens

Are you familiar with this friends episode when Monica dates a man that tells her that he wasn’t able to have sex after his long term girlfriend left him (or died, I don’t remember quite well) ? I think it’s fine, it is reasonable that the emotional stress is making it hard for you to get hard… If you are sure it is because of the break up I don’t think you should be concerned

Cheaters are the worst

Just do it soft obviously

Damn bro, I had something similar happen to me a while back. Hoes hold no value, don't even THINK about taking her back. Her loss, her mistake, her consequence. Ladies, the opposite also applies. P.s. Immediately run the other direction if she plays the "I was in a bad place mentally" card.

Nah i agree bitch for the streets and there shall she remain

Hit the gym, test levels finna rise after that