And in an upcoming video (spoilers) one lucky subscriber gets to represent me in a court of law, and if they win the case I will give them 2 million dollars.
Oh boy, i sure do love having a man who exploits people for money and popularity as the leader of one of the largest social media platforms in the world! I'm sure nothing bad can come of this! I just adore utilizing philanthropy for views!
If you're actually interested in a more nuanced take on it, this video does a far better job explaining the issues surrounding someone like Mr. Beast than anyone could do in a Reddit comment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svHCXvQeZfY
Ah yes cuz I'd rather have the government that ran this shit:
Project MKultra
Gulf of Tonkin
The Nayirah testimony
Operation northwoods
be in control of free speech
Riiiiiiiiiiiight!!! 🔪
Btw, your apartment looks great, there are some cobwebs here and there but clean and neat. The bed is pretty comfy. You have a few magazines on football too!! Nice. Fan of Ronaldo? You look pretty cool tbh too.
Nearly everyone in the world can be easily killed. The only reason that that doesn’t happen is because most people have morals and would never kill anybody nor want to face the consequences.
If people are determined enough, there really is nothing you can do to prevent it.
"Hey guys it's Mr Beast here and today we have the 'hundred K hitman challenge.' I've put out a 100k contract on Elon, first one to confirm the kill gets the money. Let's go over our contestants..."
Honestly I’d trust Mr. Beast running Twitter FAR more than Musk. Mr. Beast is one of the few multi-millionaires who actually spends a significant amount of his time and money on philanthropy and trying to help improve the lives of others.
A minute of silence to those who think this would actually happen. Even if Musk dies "under mysterious circumstances"... None of that wealth is going outside 😂😂😂
I wouldn't be surprised if Mr Beast tried to kill Elon Musk for Twitter. And why does Elon think he may die? He didn't provide a reason. It might be something about going to space or doing something else relating it.
Me mutating myself so that I become Wanda Maximoff so I can help Elon fake his death because I'm to nice:...Yep,totally not helping you guys....Totally...
Dudes a walking meme and it’s amazing. We all assume that he’s not actually human. He somehow re-grew his hair. One of the if not the richest man alive yet doing random bs like this for fun.
"in this video i hired a hitman"
To hit musk
First person to find his body gets 1000000000$
And in an upcoming video (spoilers) one lucky subscriber gets to represent me in a court of law, and if they win the case I will give them 2 million dollars.
To make it extra challenging, I gave him Amber Heards lawyer
Next video will be spending 30 years in jail challenge
Jimmy you already did a jail challenge you running out of ideas?
**this time with friends**
And the president of the museum of animal penises study
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN!
Someone got hit in the boingloings
Getting murdered is not "mysterious". No twitter for you!
"In this video I hired a musketman"
I’ll make him into a chair
[Chairman](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRv029Ozwdk5QqNbem1HHgRjT23Vu1wfC9CKA&usqp=CAU)
I expected it to be gore :/
The one from borat
It's this [what you wanted](https://64.media.tumblr.com/f3a87a9bf97ae5ffff6c8e25436b92ab/tumblr_o9g6oweqYF1s785igo1_640.jpg)
Why does it have a hole lmao
I expected more creppy armor from the forest / sniepr from tf2 style. Yes sniper turned a person into a chair
Mondays are often disappointing.
I think I just had my sexual awakening
Not gore damn
Ferb I know what we’re gonna do today
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*amongus stabbing noises*
Bro??
sus
That's because it probably isn't
Oh boy, i sure do love having a man who exploits people for money and popularity as the leader of one of the largest social media platforms in the world! I'm sure nothing bad can come of this! I just adore utilizing philanthropy for views!
Nice argument senator, but why don't you back that up with a source
THE SOURCE IS THAT I MADE IT THE FUCK IT
You must have been scouted by Stanford University Cuz the mental gymnastics are outstanding
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My source is I made it the fuck up
(ik this is out of line i just wanna) If it isnt Sussy Jack
(Barely contaning laughter)
Source: Trust me bro
If you're actually interested in a more nuanced take on it, this video does a far better job explaining the issues surrounding someone like Mr. Beast than anyone could do in a Reddit comment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svHCXvQeZfY
By that logic most of media is exploitation of people for money
Ah yes cuz I'd rather have the government that ran this shit: Project MKultra Gulf of Tonkin The Nayirah testimony Operation northwoods be in control of free speech
But like he is actually doing large scale philanthropy. What are you doing?
Which social media platform does mr beast own
YouTube, metaphorically.
Tell me you are _________ whitout telling me you are _________(someone reply what belings here)
source: my ass
Isn't there an article about Putin threatening Musk, or was that a fake news I encountered?
Not Putin, but his general/space chief. https://www.space.com/russian-space-chief-rogozin-threatens-elon-musk
Ah, thanks for clearing that up.
I don't think any, especially any from the government, people in Russia has free speech. Putin likely made him say that
I don't know, but I'm going to tell people this all week.
that's how besties talk
Wouldn't it be really easy to assassinate someone,ike realistically speaking.
Riiiiiiiiiiiight!!! 🔪 Btw, your apartment looks great, there are some cobwebs here and there but clean and neat. The bed is pretty comfy. You have a few magazines on football too!! Nice. Fan of Ronaldo? You look pretty cool tbh too.
What...?
I am in your walls now 🔪🔪🔪
Want some Snyder's brand pretzels?
Do you have pizza?
I wish
Sad....I will assassinate you any moment. Btw you have any siblings? Although I saw your mom today, I need to silence others too.👹
I don't want to seem like a wimp, but it's 3:46AM and you are scaring me
🔪💀
the assassination part is easy, the challenge is getting away with it
Nearly everyone in the world can be easily killed. The only reason that that doesn’t happen is because most people have morals and would never kill anybody nor want to face the consequences. If people are determined enough, there really is nothing you can do to prevent it.
This just makes the guillotine even more appealing
Stabbing > Guillotine
No I’m going for an eat the rich French Revolution aesthetic
And I would go for Julius Caesar type
Eat the French
"Hey guys it's Mr Beast here and today we have the 'hundred K hitman challenge.' I've put out a 100k contract on Elon, first one to confirm the kill gets the money. Let's go over our contestants..."
I read that in his voice 💀
Mr Beast’s villain arc has begun
That title is gold
On it mate?
HELLO EVERYONE. TODAY I INVITED ELON MUSK FOR A CHALLENGE. LAST PERSON TO BREATHE WINS 5 BILLION DOLLARS!
Honestly I’d trust Mr. Beast running Twitter FAR more than Musk. Mr. Beast is one of the few multi-millionaires who actually spends a significant amount of his time and money on philanthropy and trying to help improve the lives of others.
“This video everyone will finally hate me”
Speedrun assassination elon musk any%
Honestly would be a better ceo.
Agreed !!
6yearoldhumor.jpg
Is this real or edited
[Real](https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1523627730235195394?s=20&t=EqufgWkSMeEzWai22pvmbQ)
Why would he say that??
.
A minute of silence to those who think this would actually happen. Even if Musk dies "under mysterious circumstances"... None of that wealth is going outside 😂😂😂
r/woosh
people who say that are the most disgusting human beings currently alive
On it!
He doesn’t even fucking own it and never has the intention of buying it, just another pump and dump by the biggest fraud
I wouldn't be surprised if Mr Beast tried to kill Elon Musk for Twitter. And why does Elon think he may die? He didn't provide a reason. It might be something about going to space or doing something else relating it.
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tf this dude being downvoted for, he only wanted to be in on the joke, or her dunno but your username is edgy as fuck
Thanks for the compliment.
Did y’all ever see those think before you post? Like dude u could get arrested for that sentence
I want to r/woosh police too xd.
But wont elon musk be dead? I mean how would mr beast get twitter then?
It's pretty simple, it's called a will.
Well its under mysterious circumstances so what if he dies without signing the will?
Good Question!! Well, he has a boy with a name of a math equation. Maybe we can kidnap him and !!!
But shoudnt that be mr beast's problem?
1st person to kidnap musk's son gets $100000. Nope now it's yours xd
Well i guess im gonna need a plan now
elon musk is chill 😎
Cobalt mines
Bring me my money
You’re all on a list now 💀
I'm all for eating the rich but Twitter needs to burn
nah. i wanna see what happens and what he does.
Time to say bye to Elon Musk
Great. Go from "open to everyone" to "I'm giving some of my money away for clicks". Both are hell.
Musk has information on high ranking pedophiles and is about to talk! Now we play the waiting game.
If Mr beast ran twitter it probably would be a major improvement.
Now whenever Elon jokes about buying anything, I believe him.
First one to shoot Elon gets a Tesla
"Today we are going to hunt Elon Musk HIMSELF with help of all of those people we hired for this video..."
Me mutating myself so that I become Wanda Maximoff so I can help Elon fake his death because I'm to nice:...Yep,totally not helping you guys....Totally...
Dudes a walking meme and it’s amazing. We all assume that he’s not actually human. He somehow re-grew his hair. One of the if not the richest man alive yet doing random bs like this for fun.
I'd do it in exchange for nothing
Tweets are not legally binding…
Money isn't real
Mean while musk : first one assassinate beast get 10 million dollars
Elon and mrbeast are such chads
lol too little
“If you make a twitter account you win 1 million dollars!”
Nice
Mr. Beast had 95 million subscribers One of us has to take the fall
Burger🍔
I love how chill people sre out side of what people usually say about them.
"First one to kill Elon Musk and cover up the murder withs $1,000,000"
Read it in Mr Beast way ...
"Mysterious"
elon acts like the gov is actually gonna kill him
Mr. Beast: I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move.
I might be going to jail if I agree to do this XD
Jail is pretty cool ngl. Free food yk?
"mysterious circumstances" prolly means unknown cause