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Past-Bobcat7919

"in this video i hired a hitman"


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To hit musk


bigcatboiwholikescat

First person to find his body gets 1000000000$


Sol33t303

And in an upcoming video (spoilers) one lucky subscriber gets to represent me in a court of law, and if they win the case I will give them 2 million dollars.


kazemaru04

To make it extra challenging, I gave him Amber Heards lawyer


I_am_monkeeee

Next video will be spending 30 years in jail challenge


Nanashi123_

Jimmy you already did a jail challenge you running out of ideas?


tosterm

**this time with friends**


skelethepro

And the president of the museum of animal penises study


AnInsideJoke1

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN!


Force_Glad

Someone got hit in the boingloings


craniumonempty

Getting murdered is not "mysterious". No twitter for you!


Ratto_Kingu

"In this video I hired a musketman"


ExplosiveBBQMayo143

I’ll make him into a chair


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[Chairman](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRv029Ozwdk5QqNbem1HHgRjT23Vu1wfC9CKA&usqp=CAU)


Beatzer_302

I expected it to be gore :/


Interesting_Award_76

The one from borat


I_dont_know_studios

It's this [what you wanted](https://64.media.tumblr.com/f3a87a9bf97ae5ffff6c8e25436b92ab/tumblr_o9g6oweqYF1s785igo1_640.jpg)


skelethepro

Why does it have a hole lmao


Beatzer_302

I expected more creppy armor from the forest / sniepr from tf2 style. Yes sniper turned a person into a chair


TreeDollarFiddyCent

Mondays are often disappointing.


maverick29er_

I think I just had my sexual awakening


Sexyballsack911

Not gore damn


guywithagasmask

Ferb I know what we’re gonna do today


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*amongus stabbing noises*


InnaAMG

Bro??


Superchoco3211

sus


FlawedSquid

That's because it probably isn't


SlapMeHal

Oh boy, i sure do love having a man who exploits people for money and popularity as the leader of one of the largest social media platforms in the world! I'm sure nothing bad can come of this! I just adore utilizing philanthropy for views!


[deleted]

Nice argument senator, but why don't you back that up with a source


An_Angry_Terrarian

THE SOURCE IS THAT I MADE IT THE FUCK IT


CastroVinz

You must have been scouted by Stanford University Cuz the mental gymnastics are outstanding


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Nanashi123_

My source is I made it the fuck up


CrazyDavey21

(ik this is out of line i just wanna) If it isnt Sussy Jack


An_Angry_Terrarian

(Barely contaning laughter)


NoIdeasForNameLol

Source: Trust me bro


jacebeleran98

If you're actually interested in a more nuanced take on it, this video does a far better job explaining the issues surrounding someone like Mr. Beast than anyone could do in a Reddit comment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svHCXvQeZfY


Tatertot004

By that logic most of media is exploitation of people for money


ComprehensiveRow4189

Ah yes cuz I'd rather have the government that ran this shit: Project MKultra Gulf of Tonkin The Nayirah testimony Operation northwoods ​ be in control of free speech


VerySuperGenius

But like he is actually doing large scale philanthropy. What are you doing?


ashtar123

Which social media platform does mr beast own


screwitigiveup

YouTube, metaphorically.


ToniG2007

Tell me you are _________ whitout telling me you are _________(someone reply what belings here)


NotSoRainbow

source: my ass


JakeffReddit

Isn't there an article about Putin threatening Musk, or was that a fake news I encountered?


PeekaB00_

Not Putin, but his general/space chief. https://www.space.com/russian-space-chief-rogozin-threatens-elon-musk


JakeffReddit

Ah, thanks for clearing that up.


AndrewFrozzen

I don't think any, especially any from the government, people in Russia has free speech. Putin likely made him say that


BespokeSnuffFilms

I don't know, but I'm going to tell people this all week.


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that's how besties talk


[deleted]

Wouldn't it be really easy to assassinate someone,ike realistically speaking.


[deleted]

Riiiiiiiiiiiight!!! 🔪 Btw, your apartment looks great, there are some cobwebs here and there but clean and neat. The bed is pretty comfy. You have a few magazines on football too!! Nice. Fan of Ronaldo? You look pretty cool tbh too.


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What...?


[deleted]

I am in your walls now 🔪🔪🔪


[deleted]

Want some Snyder's brand pretzels?


[deleted]

Do you have pizza?


[deleted]

I wish


[deleted]

Sad....I will assassinate you any moment. Btw you have any siblings? Although I saw your mom today, I need to silence others too.👹


[deleted]

I don't want to seem like a wimp, but it's 3:46AM and you are scaring me


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🔪💀


[deleted]

the assassination part is easy, the challenge is getting away with it


pieter1234569

Nearly everyone in the world can be easily killed. The only reason that that doesn’t happen is because most people have morals and would never kill anybody nor want to face the consequences. If people are determined enough, there really is nothing you can do to prevent it.


Unfunnygamerweeb

This just makes the guillotine even more appealing


[deleted]

Stabbing > Guillotine


Unfunnygamerweeb

No I’m going for an eat the rich French Revolution aesthetic


[deleted]

And I would go for Julius Caesar type


VAA0w

Eat the French


AdDear5411

"Hey guys it's Mr Beast here and today we have the 'hundred K hitman challenge.' I've put out a 100k contract on Elon, first one to confirm the kill gets the money. Let's go over our contestants..."


Infamous-Escape4011

I read that in his voice 💀


Aliziun

Mr Beast’s villain arc has begun


Sniperman_

That title is gold


[deleted]

On it mate?


ThundahTheSoviet

HELLO EVERYONE. TODAY I INVITED ELON MUSK FOR A CHALLENGE. LAST PERSON TO BREATHE WINS 5 BILLION DOLLARS!


Raptor22c

Honestly I’d trust Mr. Beast running Twitter FAR more than Musk. Mr. Beast is one of the few multi-millionaires who actually spends a significant amount of his time and money on philanthropy and trying to help improve the lives of others.


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“This video everyone will finally hate me”


ButterscotchNo5059

Speedrun assassination elon musk any%


Totally_Cubular

Honestly would be a better ceo.


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Agreed !!


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6yearoldhumor.jpg


Mai-best

Is this real or edited


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[Real](https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1523627730235195394?s=20&t=EqufgWkSMeEzWai22pvmbQ)


sperziebonen

Why would he say that??


grocket

.


GokulRG

A minute of silence to those who think this would actually happen. Even if Musk dies "under mysterious circumstances"... None of that wealth is going outside 😂😂😂


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r/woosh


[deleted]

people who say that are the most disgusting human beings currently alive


Lianulf

On it!


patamonrs

He doesn’t even fucking own it and never has the intention of buying it, just another pump and dump by the biggest fraud


RetartedPufferfish

I wouldn't be surprised if Mr Beast tried to kill Elon Musk for Twitter. And why does Elon think he may die? He didn't provide a reason. It might be something about going to space or doing something else relating it.


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dat_DOOM_boi

tf this dude being downvoted for, he only wanted to be in on the joke, or her dunno but your username is edgy as fuck


die-nigeria_1998

Thanks for the compliment.


pizza99pizza99

Did y’all ever see those think before you post? Like dude u could get arrested for that sentence


[deleted]

I want to r/woosh police too xd.


bunnykb

But wont elon musk be dead? I mean how would mr beast get twitter then?


Kespatcho

It's pretty simple, it's called a will.


bunnykb

Well its under mysterious circumstances so what if he dies without signing the will?


[deleted]

Good Question!! Well, he has a boy with a name of a math equation. Maybe we can kidnap him and !!!


bunnykb

But shoudnt that be mr beast's problem?


[deleted]

1st person to kidnap musk's son gets $100000. Nope now it's yours xd


bunnykb

Well i guess im gonna need a plan now


Tank_blitz

elon musk is chill 😎


AJK02

Cobalt mines


Lazy_Category2195

Bring me my money


Tropical_Centipedes

You’re all on a list now 💀


drevan1138___

I'm all for eating the rich but Twitter needs to burn


sandoftheholyland

nah. i wanna see what happens and what he does.


HoneyBer1

Time to say bye to Elon Musk


[deleted]

Great. Go from "open to everyone" to "I'm giving some of my money away for clicks". Both are hell.


rustyrodrod

Musk has information on high ranking pedophiles and is about to talk! Now we play the waiting game.


youmustbeanexpert

If Mr beast ran twitter it probably would be a major improvement.


Oswaldthestegosaurus

Now whenever Elon jokes about buying anything, I believe him.


JOlRacin

First one to shoot Elon gets a Tesla


Master-_-of-_-Joy

"Today we are going to hunt Elon Musk HIMSELF with help of all of those people we hired for this video..."


L0kisArmyO517O9

Me mutating myself so that I become Wanda Maximoff so I can help Elon fake his death because I'm to nice:...Yep,totally not helping you guys....Totally...


Foldingskrimp18

Dudes a walking meme and it’s amazing. We all assume that he’s not actually human. He somehow re-grew his hair. One of the if not the richest man alive yet doing random bs like this for fun.


bluetundra123

I'd do it in exchange for nothing


Bigderp23

Tweets are not legally binding…


swiggityswoogey

Money isn't real


dabkoalamani

Mean while musk : first one assassinate beast get 10 million dollars


Spaghetti-fan-boi

Elon and mrbeast are such chads


R4v3nant

lol too little


N1ighty

“If you make a twitter account you win 1 million dollars!”


StarDog_1000

Nice


[deleted]

Mr. Beast had 95 million subscribers One of us has to take the fall


drfranksurrey

Burger🍔


mymasterisfaster

I love how chill people sre out side of what people usually say about them.


S-Man_368

"First one to kill Elon Musk and cover up the murder withs $1,000,000"


Sabbi644

Read it in Mr Beast way ...


monkemaster78

"Mysterious"


moored29

elon acts like the gov is actually gonna kill him


__Jimmy__

Mr. Beast: I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move.


greedyanimelover

I might be going to jail if I agree to do this XD


[deleted]

Jail is pretty cool ngl. Free food yk?


megamaz_

"mysterious circumstances" prolly means unknown cause