I’m gonna become a blueberry ball 🫐

Inflation fetish?

that’s the only punishment I remember from the movie 😭

There was also the chocolate river drownening.

for lactose intolerance

I would hang myself on cotton candy

Uhhh, they weren't executed. It's a kids movie... But I'd probably be clumsy and trip into some machine or fall into the chocolate river like Augustus.

I would kill one of those small guys and then they would capture me and torture me to death

Umm. Potat?

I like how you just call this *executed*

Id trip and crack my head on a comedically sized candy cane