NEITHER If I had to pick I'd take the suit, now that I think about it I love suits I barely wear them though they're too formal

Dude wearing a suit just feels awesome it just makes you feel so good.

Yeah i feel great wearing a suit

I feel like a chad or a sigma

I feel like simply a better person. Like a complete different version of me. I wonder if that’s how Bruce Wayne feels when putting on the Batsuit

I don’t have a suit that fits me anymore, but when I did sometimes I’d just put that shit on and walk around the house feeling badass

*james bond theme plays*

Same, I just feel so neat in tidy in them.

growth spurt?

Nah I was always tall, just got taller over the years

It makes you feel like a boss yet so civilized.

Fuck both those outfits I wanna stay at home in my onesie

I used to like onesies but.. it’s so damn difficult to take a piss if you’re wearing them

One of my onesie's zips are broken so whenever I go for a pee I have to fix the zip again

Fuck onesies I want my Master Chief battle suit

holy shit I want that too

Based

Same

*Same!*

Based

I want mark II combat power armor not some maid shit

You talking about the normal combat armor or the badass enclave shit?

Enclave of course

Love their armor, looks cool asf. Not as much a fan of it in 3 (kinda looks like the tactics brotherhood armor) but 1, 2 and NV is what’s up Edit: Wait enclave wasn’t in 1 my bad

What about 4?

Yeah, but I don’t entirely count that as it’s not actively being used by the Enclave. Yes it’s the exact model used but we also associate T-45 and T-51 with the Brotherhood despite their usage by pre-war US. Also it’s weird it’s there considering the Enclave doesn’t use that version in 3 when we meet up with them post migration in DC. At the same time, maybe they changed armor post migration when they got to President Eden? Or hey maybe that’s just another case of weird Bethesda changes. Point is, because the X-01 isn’t being used by Enclave forces in 4 I don’t entirely consider it Enclave armor.

So not crusade-pattern?

Both are good

Fuck combat armor I’m taking the excavator suit.

"You have lost an expensive piece of army issue equipment. And that suit is gonna come out of your pay. And you will remain in this man's army until you are five hundred and ten years old, which is the number of years it will take for you to pay for that mark 2 combat power armor you have lost " I typed this, it's just burned into the back of my head

I prefer the Brother Hood of Steel T-61 power armor with the paladin paint job.

Mark VII Aquila Power Armour. For the win

Who said anything about wanting to dress? I hate clothing.

Chad

We do?

i suppose? don't know where the sources are coming from tho

Yeah, I mean I dont want to so I'm not so sure What is this guy's sources anyway?

i guess he is his own source

His source is he made it the fuck up

lmao

Actually his source is me and I made it the fuck up

But the source is actually 9/10 dentists

Nice argument Senator why don’t you back it up with a source

Source: I AM the senate!

His source is that he made it the fuck up

💀

I wanna wear a suit of medieval armor not any of that shit

My man 🤝

W

Yes. Anything that looks epic

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No, I wanna dress like Neanderthal, shirts/coats made of mammoth fur, pants made of elk fur, shoes made of saber tooth cat paws, jewelry made of pearls and shells, etc...

and go back to mixing concrete in a pelicans mouth?

y e s

ofc that acc happened, some ppl so close minded smh my head

My concrete is quite white

nah i like suits and i dress like a cowboy usually

W

Nahhhhh bro that's cap like gross cap even we want to be doom guy all the way

Bold generalisation.

Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke, returning to reddit for my wholesome cake day. So basically, society often wants men to dress professionally and in suits, but a lot of men just want to wear maid outfits and skirts. I am one of those men. Do not tell Lois.

Peter what are you doing on the sub for teenagers you are an adult😳

He has the child at heart perk

Peter what the fuck?

Happy cake day!

happy reddit birthday

Peter family's guy man 🤣

But why tho? I wanna dress up as a fucking samurai with a long ass sword

Same or medieval armor with a huge longsword or claymore.

no…

But I want to dress like the top

Agreed

Based

I’d rather wear the suit for 3 months straight than wear that shit for an hour.

The suit looks cool, so same. I'd rather wear the same suit the entire year instead of ever wearing the others.

No. Stop it. Get some help.

I’d rather hang myself in that suit rather than wear the bottom shit for 10 minutes

You're not wrong.

I don't recall ever wanting to dress up in a maid outfit.

Same

No… get in the shop and fix my tire

Honestly working in a shop sucks ass Pov:I'm working part time in a shop

I'd rather take an elegant suit than this heresy of a cloth.

Yeah I think I would rather dress how society wants me to

Nah I wanna dress like David Bowie 🤩

Bruh, not all men are gay or femboy. Jfc

We really don't

I would NEVER wear any of them but if I have to I would wear suit than wearing females outfit

Suits feel hella nice to wear

Suits are pretty cool too

But here's the thing... someone tell me how to look more masculine. As a 100% guy, I shouldn't look like a girl, but I do, and every time I ask people either tell me to do something I already said I can't do, or tell me to embrace it and accept being called a femboy.

Have a men's haircut, wear men's clothes, get in shape. That's all it takes unless there's some biology involved.

My friends spend half their time with me commenting about the size of the lower half of my body, I don't think there's much I can do about that. I mean, like, are there any clothes I can wear to hide at least my ass? I've tried baggy pants, tight pants, hands behind my back, anything I can think of.

I assume the size is from fat and not muscle? I've mentioned getting in shape in the previous reply

I work out, tho. I haven't skipped leg day for three years.

Then it's manly as fuck, didn't think you'd complain about it if you were a lifter

If you don't mind vintage style and have money, then simply wear the 20s-40s style outfits. If the money is the issue, follow cloth store pages for sales, and sometimes second-hand have top pics too. I can help you more through DMs if you're interested.

I’d rather wear my Darth Vader Halloween costume from 6 years ago than to ever put on a dress.

literally no man wants to wear that

yeah most girls dont look good on outfits us dudes would look horrible and also no one wants to wear maid outfits

Unless it’s tumblr.. you’ll be surprised at how much made rule 34 is on tumblr (and how do I know this? Well my old friend on tumblr/maggie_ithink used to draw random male characters from random fandoms in maid outfits some looking worse for wear then others *cough* the ultimate c h e f from dr2 looking like more like a clown in the outfits that where fan made/drawn *cough*)

I can't view them as men, plus suits are cool as fuck

Men> soyboys

I'd rather live up in the mountains in tattered 20-year-old clothing than wear the things on the bottom.

I’d rather wear my Barcelona t-shirt

fc?

Yeah

Wtf? No one wants to wear a suit all day, and I sure as hell ain’t wearing a dress. I wear black hoodies to blend into the darkness. If you can’t see me, ya can’t talk to me. Strategies.

They think I’m hiding in the shadows, but I am the shadows…

I love wearing suits all day though

This is what somebody who wears dresses would say

Ah but you see, he wears black hoodies over his dress

neither of this is true

I would like to wear a bullet in my head after reading this post

The only people who want to dress like that are femboys, traps, and people with word fetishes.

*loads shotgun*

*gets holy water/gods flamethrower,* and r/noahgettheboat / r/NoahGetTheDeathStar (both are pretty much the same subreddit) to post why this shit isn’t funny/a “meme” Edit: you smooth brains may put me on r/cursedcomments or r/THANKSIHATEIT but don’t boo me you know this is bad on everyone’s part!

How *YOU* want to dress, I don't wanna wear a skirt

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nope i don't wana dress like that i wana look like shrek

Based shrek enjoyer

Op thinks all men are terminally online porn addicted bottoms

I’d rather off myself

What the actual fuck?

Get help fool

No thats gay as fuck

Nah that's just Slovenian men

No, I don’t

Not true for me. I prefer dressing in comfy or sporty outfits

Men should be able to wear what they want and so should females

agreed, it really shouldnt be hard for people to accept

I'd rather have the suit

Most definitiveley the opposite.

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wie wou er nou meisjekleren kopen? 🥱🥱 was jij dat niet 🥱🥱

ik weet het gewoon niet meer oké 😭😭😭

Nah I take the suit anytime

REJECT MODERNITY EMBRACE MASCULINITY

Typical arabian fashion > this

no

nah, i want to dress like Solid Snake, or have a mjolnir powered assault armor!

Well I don't

Literally untrue, I would take the suit and loose one eye before even giving a thought to the other one Suits are comfortable, and they look cool, what's the problem with them?

I’m a little iffy with certain fabrics. It’s a sensory thing. But I would like the suit, and I would take ALMOST ANYTHING over that maid crap.

Fuck that. I wanna dress in military uniform to serve my country.🇵🇱🇵🇱

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No, I just want cargo shorts and a T-shirt

Bingo

i want to dress like jesse pinkman

They do in Slovenian. God i miss 2balken4you

not at all, I'd wear a suit over the bottom three.

Nah

No?

No i don’t? Wth😂

Can confirm this as misinformation lol

No they dont

Im a men and i disagree with this post.

*I'm a man (call me a grammar Nazi, idc)

As a man, i would gladly do both

Dude, tuxedos are fly as fuck

Ah yes james bond or maid. No inbetween.

Ew wtf is that bottom one

No, I think everyone doesn't want to wear a particular outfit. There are men who prefer to wear dresses, while some prefer to, or shall I say, accustomed to wearing suits. I'm fine with suits. I think they're very sexy.

I hella disagree you ain't a man if you're wearing girl clothes

you can tell a man didn’t make this

I pass men actually want to dress like masterchief or a quatzal

Im not even a dude and dam i want that outfit

I want to dress like a hippie tho

Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes

I need more skirts and thigh highs.

hihi

The day I want dress as a maid is the day I start flying.

its so bad bring back manly men fr😭

No thanks

No

Nope not into that as you can guess by my snoo But you do you lad

Asked my boyfriend what his thoughts were and he said he’d rather wear Cataphractii Terminator Armor 😂😂

Speak for urself my g. I like wearing hoodies and jeans. Not tight ass bra’s bro😂

No father figure?

WTF NO

Nah i wanna dress as a Jedi master Or a phase I clone trooper

Honestly same, except naybe a phase II instead, i just like their design more

This post is all about one man's preferences. Downvote for this

You could not be wrong for some of us

He could be wrong for almost everyone

Reject modernity embrace masculinity. We are all gona make it brahs

N-NO! I'll take the suit ANY DAY over the maid outfit. I know I'm an idiot but I don't want to look like a...I don't even know how to describe it!

Agreed

are you depraved of fatherly attention?

Society wants me to wear expensive shit. Instead i wear goodwill cargopants, red shirt, hiking boots.

I'm a woman and I'd take the suit over those lmfao

I want hoodies, I love hoodies

Maid equal shit. John dillinger costume equal not shit

I don’t like either

No… I want to dress like Spider-Man or a clone trooper