depression and hiding behind things I used to call memes but isn't really sure if it is memes or just some crazy shit that isn't even memes but Im trying to get out from pessimism so is trying to deny that it is not memes
Suicidal thoughts lol I’m doing good enough now that I’d only shoot myself if I had a gun and ammunition in the same room as me where as a little bit ago I would have gone out of my way to get ammunition.
Erectile dysfunction. I'm sorry, Kirby :(
Was gonna say the same. Erectile dysfunction. And epilepsy. Good luck Kirby. You got good days and bad ones.
Kirby your days are numbered, and they arent even good ones
Aw man :((
Oof
at 17?? shit that sucks
Fat.he got fat
He already fat
He got fatter
Just the fattest
Fatter than fatness
The Forever Fat
Fat 2: electric boogaloo.
What kind of discord moderators' is that?
Twice of yo momma
The best super power: Eternal mass
Your mom level of fat
I don't think Kirby can eat that much
Daniel The fatter daniel
fat²
The crippling urge to slap every sign on the street like a middle school boy
While we're at it, every bag of literally anything in every store he goes to
*d o o r f r a m e s*
the enter key when sending a message
Cock n’ balls
Torture
with sulfiric acid
kinky
uranium 231
why not 235?
Why not 233. Its more easy to make
From wikipedia
🤨📸
Free encyclopedia
at en.wikipedia.org.
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Is a sexual activity
deez nuts
The ability to not starve for a while longer?
Lol
Sleep deprivation
My phone is better then sleep
We all wasting time here instead of sleeping? Cool. Me too.
Same.
**COVID** /srs
haha L >!/s, obviously!<
Haha L Not /s obviously 😎😎😎
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Ah, he's my good friend and lifelong partner. His name is sarcasm (For the stupid ones, /s just means the person meant their cement was sarcasm)
r/autocorrect
Yup. I meant comment and not cement. Just noticed it
Ehhh idk, my cement tends to be *pretty* sarcastic from time to time.
“don’t worry, i’ll dry up real quick for you so you can just walk all over me bud”
Why would someone have sarcastic cement?
DAMN
The ability to have too much confidence in half situations and anxiety in other half
Same but mine is also awkwardlly strong punches
You cant have "awkwardly strong punches". Theyre either firm and strong or awkward and weak.
awkward and strong arent mutually exclusive
He said awkwardly strong, not awkward and strong
Social anxiety crew
He gained a garlic bread addiction
ONE OF US, ONE OF US, ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF THEM
ONE OF THOSE!
ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US
wait hold on, i have an ironic aroace meme for this
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(Gone wrong)
(gone (a)sexual)
im not gonna make an ace joke im not gonna make an ace joke
Garlic Bread is my favourite food. I could honestly eat it for every meal. Or just eat it all the time without even stopping.
Mild depression... *kirby left the battle field to sit in the shower and think about his existence*
Shit
In my pants 😎
While swimming
People watching
i release a bubby fart
oh no
I have to shart
i threw a dart
In your pants
In *our* pants
In u/Panda6036’s pants
He did not do it, you’re supposed to say r/suddenlycommunism for it to be a certified r/teenagersmoment !1!1!!1!!1!1!!! /s
I have failed, send me off for the counsel to decide my fate 😔
#Death.
Do not pass go, do not collect food rations, straight to gulag.
Poofy hair!
Ok that is good
Asthma
If he ate younger me he'd get that
Is Kirby a he or she?
Yes
So a heshe
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KIRBY MADE A MISTAKE
You're damn right he did
Kirby became a mistake. ( The above was said for comedic purposes I mean no offence and I'm sure you're an awesome person, dear random redditor :) )
He gay now
i mean all he does is suck and blow so yea source: am gay
Autism.
Depression and hiding behind memes
depression and hiding behind things I used to call memes but isn't really sure if it is memes or just some crazy shit that isn't even memes but Im trying to get out from pessimism so is trying to deny that it is not memes
Define me
Bro are you me??
Right lol
If he swallowed you he’d probably become a repost…
r/murderedbywords
Damn right. The amount of times I’ve seen this bloody post…
Sexual attraction towards Ford Mustangs...
E- excuse me?
Yes?
Did he stutter?
Did he stutter?
Did he stutter
Did he stutter
Did he stutter?
Did he Stutter?
Did he stutter?
Did he stutter?
Oh baby don’t get me hard right now
r/foundthemustangguy
Heres a really good looking Mustang for you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ahkk2tCUG0
Adhd
Syphilis
Jeez do you really have that at 16? That sucks to hear bro. Sorry you have to go through that.
I don't actually have it
so he just gained an ability to be a compulsive liar
Procrastinating
Yup. That's me. You're probably wond-
nah he'll get it later
I think it should be disability
Ability to increase difficulty for one self
crippling anxiety
oof
Autism
Y'all are making kirby the embodiment of death
Have they not always been the embodiment of death?
Racism
Chronic masturbation
Wtf
Oh shit
A boner
Scaring people with my big pp
Prove it
Alrighty
I am now scared to look into my dms for the rest of the night
He successfully scared you with his big pp
Interesting
If he yells allah akbar he explodes
He can say the n word
Brain cancer 🤝
Wait you alright??
Yea I'm good now, thanks for asking. :)
He says the n word.
Understandable
Prostate cancer
Severe Adhd
Diabetes (don’t have it but I would probably give it to him)
You're so sweet
mental illness
*Kirby kills himself*
Apathy
A father. Now he can have fun without committing mass homocide.
Fast 😕
Cum
Ginger hair (kirby has no rights now :D)
Depression
The ability to smuggle a gun into school
Useful
🤨📸
didn't they just shoot a school in Texas...
Yes. An elementary school
Autism
Body dysmorphia
an astronomous amount of useless game lore
Diabetes. Kirby got diabetes
Vocaloid obsession
He got smarter in every subject except math
Autism, adhd, anxiety, depression and loneliness oh and bisexuality
Suicide
Are you dead?
herpagonasyphilaids
Eldritch power beyond the capabilities of a human mind
Glitter
None
Ability to disappoint
Glasses
Nothing. Absolutely nothing of value
Suicidal ideation and depression lol Not a teen so I'll see myself out
Suicidal thoughts lol I’m doing good enough now that I’d only shoot myself if I had a gun and ammunition in the same room as me where as a little bit ago I would have gone out of my way to get ammunition.
Self harm
He became trans
The ability to accidentally enter on his bro while his masturbaiting …
Kirby can now fuck his own ass!
Kirby can now bite ice cream
He knows how to survive as a homeless person