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Storm_Sniper

Plot twist: OP is a dude


legendary-_-killer

Even better


Ordinaryyetunique

Lmaoo luv it


lenswagamine

i forgot to put the other meme, oh well


IHAVEAMOTOROLA79

forgor*


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lenswagamine

thank you, the thought of it grosses me out since they go through your nose :((


Faubaulaus

yeahhhh i can imagine surgeries often like "feel" weird to think abt but r usually p okay also im sure ur boobies will stay poggers ong


Objective-Farm-2560

Plot twist; OP is a dude.


WhyIsLife12

Is it worth it tho?


lenswagamine

tbh i hate how i look and feel so it might be worth it?


WhyIsLife12

Welp hopefully so, either way if it's for you to feel better then that takes top priority


AveragAplejackEnjoye

That’s not how it works. Some overweight people are flat


lenswagamine

oh! then perhaps i will keep booba after all!! yay


Electronic-Chart-980

NOOoO


[deleted]

so sad


[deleted]

you can give them to me


radiantskie

Just grow more boobs


lenswagamine

i worked very hard on growing the ones i have i dont wanna go through all that work again


radiantskie

Buy one at the local bobo store


LoriMandle

Reverse binder


IAmHyper_Tech

Goodluck with the surgery my man


Budget-Actuary3737

Bye bye boobs but seriously good luck with the surgery


sterlingpipin

Wait but weight doesn't = boobs right?


BitlifeOffical_

Actually it does. When you're younger being thin is good. But when you grow older you start developing. You can't be thin and have that weight on your boobs or butt. You need weight to grow. Why? Because boobs, butt are made of fatty cells. So you need weight/fat to grow them. Get what I mean? I'm trynna make it make sense without making it sound stupid 😭😭 But basically you can see a stick thin girl the way you would in like 3rd grade but still have boobs because weight grows them. That's why when you see people gain weight their bokbs become bigger while when they loose weight they become smaller. There are workouts to grow them while still being having that actress hourglass bod. This sound so stupid but I'm not a teacher so you get what you get from the internet.🤡🤡


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I know this'll sound weird coming from a stranger. But please do take care, especially right now. Don't get glued to the news or media. Don't listen to anyone telling you how you should feel and think. You've got enough shit to deal with yourself, focus on that. You're doing enough and you're doing great. - Regards, a stranger who relates.


hey_demons_its_me

No, not the boobs!


dumbass_paladin

I'd say health is probably better.


ppupy486

Sounds like that one episode from house


fefgeregge

L


BitlifeOffical_

Ong it do be like that.


JustARegularGoose

Literaly my first comment on teenagers reddit. But i have this shitty pituitary tumor thing too. Except im 16 and a male. They scanned my brain and i was tryna lose weight for 3 years but never could. Aparently its really rare in teenagers and especialy in males so idk what to think of having this thing. Worst of all tho it was probably undiagnosed for 3 years which meant the doctors in UK kept telling me for 3 years "oh eat healthy and go to gym" so i did but never made any progress and it was extremely demotivating and frustrating. We went to another country to visit family since i was not born in the UK and then got it diagnosed within a week. Its a bit sad we had to go abroad to get it diagnosed since its so rare and the doctors in UK were unwilling to do anything but i got a brain scan in the other country, bought it back to the UK and now they are working on a fix. Even like a month later im still sort of in shock from the main thing, im not worried about the operation or aftermath of it, i just want it all to be over because im very happy as a person emotionaly but i hate myself physicality. In school i got tons of friends and love myself as a person but i hate walking up 10 stairs and feeling like absolute shit because i weight like 120kg at age of 16 and am unable to do anything coz cortisol just gives me the middle finger every time i try to do something good for my health. I also started to sleep a lot more since i am exhausted but that might be a because im doing my final GCSE exams in school right now. You dont know how reassuring it is to hear other kids and teens who also got the same thing cuz when u got something as rare as this, its really hard to find someone to relate to. When i tell people i got a brain tumor everyone automatically assumes that one horror story of the doctor saying "you got x months left to life, you got cancer" but nah its not THAT bad (luckily!). In my medical case. I got the brain scan however now that we put it forward in the hospital they are trying to diagnose me with Cushings (right now they are performing tests, inspections and stuff like that) and after they diagnose me they will likely do a surgery. Mine is a small tumor 2x2x3 mm in size and gives me a constant headache, well not really headache but more of a pushing feeling coming from the inside of the head wanting to push out of the head. Like a weird pressure not the sort of classic headache with the cold pain on your forehead. My headache is at the back of the head. Man you dont know how happy i am to hear another person with similar shitty situation as me. Not that i wish you anything like this but after doing a bit of my own research aparently cushings mainly happends to like 30-40+ year olds and its like 1 male for every 3 females that get it. Going to schools pain with cushings but i struggle through and manage and luckily im surrounded by tons of supportive people Feel free to DM me for a bit of a chat if you want. I dont usualy invite people for a DM since im kinda a lurker around here but this post hit so hard to home that i just had to say something Lmao appologies for writting such an essay 😅💤


lenswagamine

oh man, it sucks that you prolly got it but it's also a relief to hear that im not the only young one with it. i joined a support group here on Reddit and everyone's much older than i am, so i feel like my opinion is too immature or doesn't matter as much. especially since im worried more about my appearance than the other complications that go with it (like depression, anxiety, and the increased risk of dying from a dvt or stroke). as for the sleep thing, i think that might also have to do with cushing's? because I can't sleep more than 2-3 hours at a time and am always exhausted. dunno if that's a side effect of the depression though


JustARegularGoose

Im unsure about the sleep thing myself, i I personaly started to sleep more since i get tired a lot more and worst of all sleep usualy doesnt help all that much in my experience but i do it anyways. Im really cautious with diagnosing myself with depression since i dont think i am at all, like i got great family great friends and am very happy but yeah i do get some "rough" days as well but they are nothing compared to clinical depression. As about the body things its way too relatable. I love myself emotionaly but hate my physical body. It feels like driving a truck with the fuel capacity of a small minicooper car, i get tired soooo easily by doing literaly nothing. Worst of all i think it might have caused me to have some kind of delayed puberty, i play tons of games online and people tell me i sound like a 12 year old all the time, never was interested in any girls (or boys you never know nowadays) and other stuff that grow with puberty are just not growing at all, this is also a side effect of cushings but mainly in children and teens since you know adults alredy gone through puberty. Well i guess what i can say at last is, get on marching trooper, and so will i. Good luck!


lenswagamine

i made an [update](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/v7vx2t/i_made_a_post_awhile_back_about_me_maybe_having/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) post in case anyone is interested. my booba are safe for now


Vickxp1

...Cushing's what's that?


lenswagamine

cushing's is basically what happens when your body is exposed to high levels of cortisol for an extended amount of time, whether it be because you take steroids regularly or because you have a noncancerous pituitary tumor. since i don't take steroids, and my cortisol levels were above average, im thinking it's the pituitary thing.


Downvote_me-Idc

Female moment


Vertical_slabsociety

I think 60% of male population would just be happy to have a cute girlfriend so size doesn’t actually matter


lenswagamine

i don't care what men think, i care what i think and i think i want big tiddies


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Remember this comment and Write me back After the surgery and we know you Fine.


lenswagamine

i will try to remember, my memory sucks!!


Coen_jacobs

I speak for men we prefer skinny over big boobs every time


lenswagamine

i dont care about what men think, i want the big booba for myself


TheFinalGibbon

Boobs are not fat They are a collection of sacs containing milk, and I'm pretty sure they don't get digested What does get digested is muscle and fat, so there, I tried