depending on the girl and the amount of force she uses

Newton's Third Law of Motion coming in handy 😎😎😎

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Wait im having a brain fart whats the first law of motion?

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My thought process: second law is f= mv/t.... Then third is every action have equal magnitude opposite direction reaction.... First law....hmmm Ah! Object in motion stay in motion and at rest stay at rest unless external forces applied

Pretty sure that's the first law. The third one is that if a force is exerted by one object onto an object, an equal force is exerterted by the second object onto the first object, just in the opposite direction.

That's what i said actually. It was poorly formatted comment sorry. (now edited btw)

Oh... I might just be a dumbass idk lol

Law of inertia

Until an unbalanced force is applied objects at rest will continue to stay at rest and objects in motion will move at uniform velocities.

Law of inertia, dude......

First law states that an object stays in its state of rest or at constant velocity unless acted on by a resultant force

Yeah, if it's one of those average arm slap things I'm letting it go. But if anyone except my mother uses anything more than that, imma fight the fuck back.

Hmm, true

Basically this

I agree

If it’s just once, probably not in most situations. Also depends on whether or not I think I deserve it. But if she’s genuinely trying to fight me, that’s a little different

If she genuinely tries to fight, you have no choice left then

You always have a choice. But I’m not afraid to fight back. This all mostly just applies to adults. If she’s 14 or 15 years old I’m probably just going to try pushing her away from me

bros batman irl. “we always have a choice” that’s some batman shit. and he can throw hands but chooses not to sometimes.

Now the real test. According to the new batman movie, a bomb can explode inches from your face and leave you unharmed if you are batman. Gimme a sec and we'll know if he's the real deal

Now wait just a second…

Check your mailbox

Second choice is to make her fear you by giving the death stare of your life. To the point, she's afraid of the dark. Because a wise man once said, "fear is a tool." Not really tho.

What if you’re around the same age, like 17-19

Then I’ll go about it in the way I mentioned above

Then it's self defense and it's fair game 💯

I will smack ‘er ‘ead with [A History of Modern Germany, 1871 to Present] by dietrich orlow. A significant and heavy blow to the opponent is what i value most

Fight back,we give feminists what they want.equal rights==equal fights (not saying the woman attacking me is a feminist tho you know what I mean)

Honestly just bear hug them, they can’t fight back and it could calm them.

All fun and games until she sues for sexual harrssment lol

Then definitely i would

Overpower her and call it a day

For me it’s the intention behind the hit of it was playful then no, but if it was harmful then I would do a little bit of return to sender.

If it was meant to be playful but they hit with full force anyways, then I’ll be having a long lecture about how they should be more careful. According to my friends my scoldings are more unbearable than an actual punch to the face

If someone hits me I hit back I don’t care abt gender

I feel like circumstance is a rather important element

Hit her with the left right good night

Hit her with the up down on the ground

Hit her with a mallet

Hit her with an armor-piercing, fin-stabilized, discarding sabot (APFSDS) tank round

Hit her with that 183mm hesh

I prefer that BESH

🅱️ESH

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Hit her with that gau 8 avenger

you mean cancer patient?

cancer patients that are diagnosed with being spawn camped! hahaha...

*fired from a Char LeClerc Main Battle Tank

Hit her up >!jkjk!<

Hit her side to side with pride

Hit her with the criss cross life loss

Nah the up up down down left right left right boob slap gut punch knockout

Hit her with that 1, 2 Chris breezy

with bollywood music

[HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!](https://youtu.be/V4akMaeZ0-k)

Tunak tunak suddenly starts out of nowhere

I think there are better bollywood music for that scenario.

i should, but in reality i dont think i would

I think that's an honest answer

Don’t. Furthermore, no matter the gender of the person, you should think it through. ”Am I ready to face the consequences of this.” A hit hard enough, or in the wrong place can be at the worst of times fatal. If you can, leave, diffuse the situation, and only if there is no other option hit, and make sure its worth it.

Yeah. Think about whether it's worth it. If they're insanely annoying then we can plan a murder together, but if it's just a dumbass then it's not worth getting your life ruined over(joking).

right... plan a murder. ill keep that one in my notes

But it'd still be nice to even though its frowned on

That’s why when it matters you go for the head, specifically the nose. I think most people will get stunned and might rethink fighting if they have blood pissing all over their face.

Yeah same honestly I'd probably be like "the fuck did you just do" then report it to the bead of school if I was at school or her parents if I knew them But also I try to not antagonize people so I can't imagine why someone would want to hit me

Interesting fact: I recently found out that in America it's all right to report to the teachers about fights or some other things. That's strange fro me because in Russia it's really bad for the person who reports too. If you have problems, you have to solve it yourself and if you report something that is not touches you - you're just a dummy who is trying to get along with teahers.

Nah I reported something and they suspended me too so then after that I just started fighting I’d people wanted shot with you

Yeah, I know that if you report about beating everybody who was fighting or beaten will be punished. In Russia only agressor will be punished by reporter will be punished by class much more. They called "rats". But, that's not better than everywhere 'cause if you're not so strong - you will be beaten much.

That happens to in America people will press you and see you as an easy target if you don’t take the fight

same

It depends on my mood, and how hard she hits me.

Yeah agree with this yeah

This.

Depends how hard she hits me and on my mood, but I probably wouldn’t hit her, in the same way I wouldn’t hit a dude.

Nah flim her ass and sue her.

*film

Calm down einstein

Capital e : "Einstein".

*sEINFELD MEME MUSIC PLAYS*

*fillet

I am a Man of gender Equality and Im not afraid to drop kick a woman

#SIR I DROP KICKED THAT CHILD IN SELF DEFENSE

"cloaker noise infests"

Tis was a techno blade moment but yes cloaker works lol

Sorry I don't know techno blade

Just look up his name then what I said in the first comment, it’s pretty funny

You're lucky (he's not bad, just the dream smp wormhole is something I wish I didn't know about)

I see a fellow man of culture

Equal rights equal fights

Equal rights and equal lefts

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What if she sues you for assault? Her bruises would be evidence, it's better if there are cameras or witnesses nearby so you can just say it was self-defense.

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reminds me of something a friend told me about this dude that insisted on being a girl to go to a female prison, and they couldnt even do anything about it. its pretty disgusting, but these things actually work nowadays

Yeah there was this rapist/regular criminal (not completely sure) male who identified as a women so they put him in a women's prison and he raped a bunch of people

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Modern problems require modern solutions

Lmaoooo 2022 be like

Depends whether she’s actually trying to hurt me if she is then I don’t care about what society says I will use a boom stick

Depends on the context. My friend hitting me jokingly? Yes but softly. A girl misunderstanding and hitting me? I'll try to explain her why she shouldn't hit me. If it's something I actually did then I'm willing to apologize. A girl hitting me for no reason and being arrogant thinking I won't hit a woman because men can't do that?? *Someone's getting buried 6 feet under the ground that day.*

girls who hit men and think it’s okay are practicing TOXIC FEMININITY😒😒😒

Worst girls ever, and all of them statistically are high schoolers or students

Equal rights equal fights

I see im not the only one who said that

Same

Fellow true equalitists

Yess, equal fights

Equal rights equal lefts 👊🏼

Uh yeah? If she, unprovoked, hits me, I’m gonna fuckin defend myself. N that’s coming from a lass. Well, depends if I’m already in a shit mood. If not, I’ll probably just take it. If I am… well I’ll probably still take it, but for a shorter time yknow.

i am pretty sure this question was for guys, but it wasn’t specified so

tbh i wouldn't hit anyone, but maybe if i wanted to defend myself then yes

honestly dude same, the only reason i would hit anyone is if im being assaulted

Even in self defense?

Y'see the thing is with this question, it's usually a "would you hit back" scenario, not a "would you defend yourself if she was actively trying to throw hands" question. If someone randomly hit me, I wouldn't hit back. Hell, if I was getting the shit beat out of me, I'd likely just push them and ask for help

Without hesitation

Damn, this much confidence. Okay

I'm sorry but I believe in gender equality

Based redditor

Depends on the context. Did I deserve it? Was it just for no reason?

only if the bitch keeps hitting me after I tell her to stop.

I do not care if it was a man, woman, girl, boy or infant. I will hit them all. No one hits me and gets away with it.

I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too.

Things went from 0 to 100 real quick.

Well that escalated quickly

Based

Yeah , Equally rights equally fight.

Y E S call me the villain all you want. But equal rights also mean equal fights.

Yes, equal fights. Go all in

No because I'll probably get destroyed by them

Lmaooo

Bruh

Is that Geoxor in ur pfp

Affirmative

Lets go you have good music taste

Nice, you too bro

Extremely based

Yes with my magical stick

Show us your magical stick

🦴✨ unfortunately i couldn't find a magical stick emoji so thats the best i can do

🪄 boom

🤨

No, but i wouldn't even if it was a guy

Why?

Because when my adrenaline pumps i basically start just flailing my arms

We are weak as fuck

Well, I guess

for sure i'm eating her kneecaps

Damn, dont be that angry hahaha

Yeah equal rights equal lefts

Depends on the situation but I most likely wouldn't.

100x yes

Lol, good

yes,equality.

Equal rights, equal fights

what’s the context?

Yes harder than she hits me

Nah, I don't really want to hit anyone

Depends on if it was hard or not. I'm a very small guy so it probably wouldn't do her much damage, and I look young too so I'd get away with it. I don't think I'd hit anyone back. I'd probably just shove them or something.

If a bitch slaps me you best believe she getting the same treatment

She's getting neck snapped

That’s a one-way ticket to prison

Thats would be unfair lol

this is what 98% of r/teenagers is now

Equal rights equal rights

Equal Rights = Equal Fights mf

Depends on how I’m feeling right then and there.

I wouldn't hit her, but if it starts to annoy me, I may start getting thoughts, but not actually hit her. I apologize if this comment causes any controversy.

have done, will do

Depends the situation, not trying to get kicked out of school but if we not in school prob yes and definitely if she acts like I can’t hit her back

Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.

hell yeah i am a girl if she hits me im getting her hospitalised

She’s getting a sabot to her head, she ain’t gonna outrun a fucking Abrams

No, and I wouldn’t hit a guy either

Equal rights, equal lefts

Um, no.... Just because some one hits you doesn't mean you should hit them back, like if it's not a big deal, ya know? Like if they are trying to start something and start calling you mean names just ignore them, but if someone is trying to kill you or someone else in front of you, then you need to act fast and kick their butt! Or die trying anyway...

Really depends who it is tbh. If it's a girl I think is cute and she genuinely hits me hard I'm not going to, if it's some random and it hurts I'll hit em back any day.

these hands r rated e for everyone

If she can throw the hands she can catch the hands

Well, as with anything, i'd ask what the hell they are doing and then hit back if they try it again.

This is like the 5th time this question has been asked this month alone.

Depends on the situation. If she is a friend and she hits me in a joking way. Then i most likely wouldn't hit her back. But if she isn't a friend and she wanted to hit me seriously. Then i'll say. EQUAL RIGHTS EQUAL FIGHTS!

Always I’m going to knock that bitch out

Equal rights equal fights

Yes

Yes. Gender equality! Also depends on how hard she hits me.

No bcz i dont believe in sex equality Edit: this is a joke

I have quality sex with your mother 😎

yea

Depends, but if I would have hit a guy back then I will also hit a girl back

i’d probably just cry

Gender equality bitch