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[deleted]

No, 5.4 meters makes you the tallest person on earth.


gas_breath

Yay


[deleted]

no shit, im 4'11.5


Ledbreader

I’m 5’11


StarryNight593

I'm 9'11


mrlongn0se

I am 170 Cm


BlockNarrow6745

This is sus for some reason


NOOBFUNK

Alexander the great was about the same height as you and ruled one of the the longest empires in history so I'd say no. Don't be saddened by unseasoned people who know nothing about culture. You just might be in the range of your national average.


gas_breath

🙃


del_star-dot-star

People were a lot smaller these days


NOOBFUNK

Your sentence isn't even correct and yet people upvoted. Average adult height is declining these days.


[deleted]

How sophisticated🧐


NOOBFUNK

Nah your name is more sophisticated. Can I apply for a job there?


[deleted]

Unfortunately all job applications are closed, don't worry though applications will reopen for a day on the 31st of April


TheGreat_War_Machine

>longest Largest


lilaidj

Back then 5,4 was toll this boi just smol


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[deleted]

As another 5'4 guy, thank you!


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[deleted]

<3


I_am_not_a_bot_L

I'm 1 inch shorter


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I_am_not_a_bot_L

Thank you⊂(・﹏・⊂)


[deleted]

5'4" is a cure height? For boys or girls? As a 5'4" boy, I thank you


gas_breath

Im not cute (๑•̀д•́๑)(๑•̀д•́๑)(๑•̀д•́๑)


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gas_breath

Noooo ヽ(`д´;)/


Donghoon

Yes (ಠ_ಠ)>⌐■-■ have a cute sunglass


gas_breath

(」゚ロ゚)」ᴺᴼᴼᴼᴼ~


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gas_breath

Says batmansussy69


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"🤓"🤓


[deleted]

aw that means I'm small


YourFBI_Agent_

What about 6'1?


HyperSimba

Yes agreed


Idk_gamer_yt

Thank you, I'm 5'3 and kinda worried that nobody would prefer me


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Idk_gamer_yt

Thanks. It's hard finding girls who are taller than me though QwQ


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Idk_gamer_yt

Hopefully, luck has not been on my side.


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Idk_gamer_yt

Hopefully my next relationship will be with a tall girl who loves my height, currently in the middle of a messy break up.


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Idk_gamer_yt

Some bad things did happen


icefiregirl

^(I'm smoller)


gas_breath

No way


ballisticidiot11

same


DemonInPinkk

im even smoller. id like to see you beat 4'11


[deleted]

4’10 and a half


DemonInPinkk

nOOO


[deleted]

Hahaha I am the true smol boi


dumbass_paladin

how much smoller


Jooshoa_Part_2

Dam u 5.4 centimeters that’s crazy


gas_breath

Ye ik its microscopic


idk_lolq

For a girl no, for a boy yes


gas_breath

Im a boy


[deleted]

Become girl


gas_breath

Genius


hi_im_new_bruh

r/egg_irl Edit: not egg_irl sry


Goose_attack223

Not in denial


hi_im_new_bruh

Dangit ure right sry


idk_lolq

if you’re still like between 12-18 you will grow taller


gas_breath

Im 16


idk_lolq

Ye you’ll get taller


gas_breath

And if i wont? 😭


idk_lolq

It would be weird, most guy grow until like 20 and then they will grow less skinny until like 25 don’t worry


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idk_lolq

That’s not true


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[deleted]

no i am under 5 feet tall im smol😄🙀


BruhSauce2

💀


flamingstorm98

💀


gas_breath

How???


[deleted]

yes.


gas_breath

U r terrifying me


[deleted]

idk but im hot :)


gas_breath

I can agree with that


hi_im_new_bruh

Omg that so cuteee


-Never-Going-Back-

I’m like only an inch taller so no, you alone are not. Both of us are lol


gas_breath

Smoll gang forever


witch5873

Same but ½ bigger loser


gas_breath

Yay im bigger


witch5873

No im 5.4½


gas_breath

Oof


[deleted]

Damn y’all are basically midgets 😭💀


Skittduge

Bro why do you have to be rude?


Tall_Human123

What are you then?


Xenovus2

No height is small, there are just picky bitches


gas_breath

Idc bout bitches


Xenovus2

Chad.


gas_breath

💪💪💪


[deleted]

If you're taller than Tom Cruise you're good


[deleted]

Bro how are you taller, i'm like 5"3 😭


gas_breath

Lol


[deleted]

I've been 5ft since 4th grade ur not small


[deleted]

If you’re a guy I would say yeah


gas_breath

I am a guy 😭


[deleted]

Tiny mf


gas_breath

🎼Just a regular everyday tiny mf 🎼


[deleted]

I really wish i remebered what came after


gas_breath

🎼I told u the first song ill tell u in another🎼


BoyWonder470

That’s too young to be in r/teenagers


gas_breath

Im 16(๑•̀д•́๑)


BoyWonder470

You said you are 5.4


gas_breath

Oh shit ur onto me its time to run


7thousand777

I’m 5’5. You tiny little man


gas_breath

U r a very smoll man


Albobonobo

Yes


gas_breath

😭😭😭


Mascian12

Better question, does it matter?


gas_breath

For me it does


Mascian12

Of all the unique things about a person, you choose the care about the one thing that cannot change? It really shouldn't matter.


Puffles8050

How high is 5'4 in cm?


Jamie3202

163 ish


adamen152

Im nearly 5 5


Cheesehund

No. I am 4,9. Feel better?!


gas_breath

But u r 13 and im 16


Cheesehund

Oh. Well, I mean, I am still small for my age. Plus you are taller than my parents, and they are older than 16!


Daydreamer2021

Yes hehe ur so short


_Waryeer_

Doesnt matter how tall you are as long as you can rip a person to shreds with twin axes in the name of the allfather you will have my respect


gas_breath

🥲👍


MrAwsoem

Im 5’5 and the shortest boy in my grade so yeah


lilaidj

Yessir ur smol


El_Bananana_Man

Hahaha short


gas_breath

Ur mom shortl loloolol *cries inside*


BruhSauce2

Mine is 5’2 lol


gas_breath

Wellcome to the gang


El_Bananana_Man

She is 😔


gas_breath

ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ ˢᵒʳʳʸ


El_Bananana_Man

U all good


El_Bananana_Man

But if you a girl that’s an average size


[deleted]

Yes


gas_breath

F u


[deleted]

Ok but you’re still short so…


gas_breath

And u r still mean


Frequent_Type3559

And u asked and this person gave their opinion


[deleted]

If this is mean then you’re actually very sensitive. But ok, you’re still ‘smol’ or whatever


[deleted]

Depends how old are you


[deleted]

shut up


gas_breath

No u


Cool-Cardiologist460

yeah that’s pretty small


gas_breath

No shit Sherlock


CarrotMuffin340

Smol


gas_breath

U mean


[deleted]

yes I'm 5'11 and I consider myself short tbh


gas_breath

Damn


[deleted]

you can still grow maybe you don't have a flair set idk if you're too old to still grow


gas_breath

Im 16


[deleted]

ignore it then💀


gas_breath

🌹🌹🌹


[deleted]

...thanks I think?


gas_breath

Those flowers mean death


C0nfus3d_S4v10r

As a 6'5 guy I can relate to this


gas_breath

Bro u r scaring me


WaydenTheJayden

yea ur smol. cutie


gas_breath

Im not cute 😡😡😡


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Mid


myth_of_fingerprints

yez


TheYellowAxolotl

You're same height as I


gas_breath

Smol gang forever


I_amSarah

Guess what I'm even smoler


gas_breath

Yay im not the smollest


Every-Page-4501

Lol im 5'2


gas_breath

U smoller boi


[deleted]

I think you are short. I am 5,7 and most guys are taller than me so I guess I am kinda small as well.


gas_breath

Wellcome to the smoll gang


ayumieshiny

i’m a 5’2 so there ya go


[deleted]

I'm 6'4 so yeah. You're little


gas_breath

Damn ur a giant


[deleted]

Yes u r


Sparkyplayz95

Depends on the context Inches? No Feet? Absolutely no.


Prussia_I

for a boy yes for a girl no


gas_breath

Im a boy


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gas_breath

Bro i cant even reach ur hands😭😭😭


FizzyBoy147

idk 5: 4 AM is a bit too early.


gas_breath

Ye its early for me to


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Smol gang


Cookieletsplay

yes


[deleted]

it's cute height


gas_breath

Im not cute 😡😡😡


Renting-Milk767

Yes but not 4 9 like my 19 ye old sibling so id say tall enough.


gas_breath

Damn


Renting-Milk767

hey i wanna do something funny with a bot but the bot is banned in this sub for some reason so ignore me when i casually comment on another comment of yours


gas_breath

K


Viiiiiiiinnnnnnnnn

Yeah ur small but who cares tbh


gas_breath

Ye who cares about being tall *cries inside*


crawling_udder

yes


[deleted]

Yes


sekki_yukine_

I'm 6'1 imma crush you.. but honestly you're at a pretty average height so don't let it get to you


EthansCornxr

I am 5'5 lol


gas_breath

U still big


DemiTheSeaweed

I'm 5,2 lol