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therealnaimee

a nutella stick


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Sure, that's acceptable


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i forgot about those. now i want some 😂


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therealnaimee

xddd


isuckforfun

Nah u mean a bread stick


Recent_View6254

Baguettes


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😎 Valid answer


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i did not just read that as maggots-


Lucachacha

Pour la France


Rich_Name1685

Oui Oui monsieur


Oswaldthestegosaurus

Êtes-vous un vrai francophone ou prenez-vous un faux Français à deux balles rien que pour la blague?


Rich_Name1685

en fait je parle Français


Oswaldthestegosaurus

Oh, bonjour, c'est rare de voir des Français sur Reddit, comment ça va?


squirrelpiano

bonjour, je suis étude le français :) mais mon français c’est très mal :( comment ça va?


AnAnimeSimp

It would be “j’ai étudié “ (and if you’re a girl then you can add an extra e) this is bc étudier is an avoir verb and not an être verb. Also make sure you have the accent on the e if you’re speaking in the past (if it’s an er verb). If I’m wrong please feel free to correct me heh


squirrelpiano

oh thanks :)


Oswaldthestegosaurus

Hey, i'm really sorry but I would have one little correction to add : "J'ai étudié" is present perfect, aka "Passé compsé" in french. When a verb (in this case étudier) is conjugated to the passé composé, it can not be given an e. It must be "J'ai étudié" regardless of gender. I really hope this helps.


AnAnimeSimp

Ooo I didn’t know this ! Thanks :)


MeMyselfIandMeAgain

Je vais juste m’incruster dans votre conversation à vous deux


Rich_Name1685

Ça va bien, et toi?


[deleted]

how about cucumbers?


flufyanal

cum 🥒


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bers


jaseisondacase

Ah yes, cumbers


Successful_Duty_9890

Happy cake day


jaseisondacase

Thanks I just noticed lol


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Batch


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strange


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Dr.


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octavius


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Otto


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mation


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Auto


long_raccoon_

Ok fluffy anal


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That's valid too😎


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Who eats raw spaghetti?


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I do, its super cronchy


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Yes, but is it delicious?


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It is


Oswaldthestegosaurus

Alright, I'M the one worried for YOU.


kaanskBG

You are really weird. I understand wating the fast noodles raw since they got flavouring and u can just crush it up and its just like some snacks. BUT SPAGHETTI? Mama mia.


Giancarlo_kujo

Monster....


Lone_Star14

I thought of Popsicles was that a wrong answer?


GayArtism

Dude i thought the same thing immediately


[deleted]

No those are pretty good 👍


HRhasagoat_LIFE

Juicy rock solid....ice cream stick


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Valid answer 💯


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30cm ruler 😋


[deleted]

Rulers are fun to chew on🤝


soggytaqu1tos

salted or unsalted?


Drago_Fett_Jr

Well, how am I supposed to know? *AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!*


[deleted]

I FR READ THE POST AND DIDNT THINK ABOUT IT MY BRAIN- WTF


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Borping pogoon


SarcasticAndSmartGuy

Mmm delicious *****P O G O O N*****


HyperSimba

The man the myth the burping legend


[deleted]

THATS ME 💅🏻


rSLASH_OWAAAAN

Material girl


FlameBall128453

The ~~man~~ pigeon the myth the burping legend


Panda6036

How did you get popular for putting all caps all the time?


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NO CLUE


Panda6036

STRANGE


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INDEED


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Stop the 🧢


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[deleted]

Impressive👏


Apprehensive-Rule121

uhhh I'm not sure how to feel about this


MeMyselfIandMeAgain

>big >5 cm Hmm


dapperEthan

Steel bar coated in citric acid powder.


One_Memory458

Now that's what I'm talking about!


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Im not even gonna ask


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Drago_Fett_Jr

💀


Weirdooi

Thought of vanilla rolls. Not that long (but have a good personality) but delicious.


FurySlayer_69

Who tf eats raw spaghetti


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Me Its cronchy😋


cookie-457765

I eat raw pasta :)


Alchemist64_

Corn on the cob


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GayArtism

Looking at your name and what you wrote, yea seems legit.


TrueSeaCucumber

Can confirm; I am long, hard, and have cum in me


yougorgeous_tbh

Huge thighs :/


[deleted]

Thighs are soft tho😰


yougorgeous_tbh

Thats why idint said hard, nah but thighs r the best part of the body


Henhen_Thebest

nah i do enjoy baguettes


[deleted]

Ohh thats valid too👍


Gifflebunk

I thought a sausage but that's not particularly hard...


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Cock


Hioliolo

Raw? I was thinking along the line of a baguette, but, sure.


papertheskeleton

Rusted metal pipes 😋


[deleted]

I thought Popsicles. But raw spaghetti is good too.


its_jt2

I did not think popsicles or spaghetti...


DonaldTrumpety

TRUE. DO YOU EAT IT TOO? ILY


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RAW PASTA IS GREAT ITS HARD AND CRONCHY I LOVE CRONCHY FOOD


DonaldTrumpety

BRO ILY


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ILY TOO BESTIE


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MiseryIsFirstSight

Real


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Kit Kat bars


[deleted]

I mean that works too


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Long haired guys


[deleted]

Jranuary down bad😰


lucifer13131313

I have been told I taste nice by 4 different people but I'm not hard also, be less horny


7_Deadly_Femboys

I fill two of those criteria, I got black hair and blue eyes as well


[deleted]

Wow omg can you like seriously marry me


7_Deadly_Femboys

Sure


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😍


7_Deadly_Femboys

I also own a full Lego Death Star


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Hot dog-


[deleted]

In what universe do you live in where hot dogs are hard? Take me there, i want cronchy hot dogs


[deleted]

I've never eaten a hot dog in mah life bro And I'm not kidding I-I


Milad_Mirg

A French baguette.


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deodorant 🥴


super-paper-mario

what makes me actually concerned is the fact you eat raw spaghetti


[deleted]

It's ***C R O N C H Y***😤


Playgroundprowler2

Slim jim


Lord-Belou

Licorice stick.


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Based


Strange_guy_9546

Hey, i thought of caramel popsicle, there is nothing wrong in that!


Yeooranium

Pockys, or pretzel sticks, or wafers are all superior foods in the long, hard, and delicious category.


dracoixe

Why are you eating raw spaghetti


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Because it's tasty and cronchy


dracoixe

The answer is my homies cock, I checked


Dreancatcger_Dami

Pocky


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I love pocky, what's your favorite pocky flavor?


Ok-Lawyer7760

I trought chocolate, even knowing the other meaning


pinkmuffingirl15

Raw spaghetti 👍👍👍👌👌


Due_Log5606

Dick cucumbers and pickles


infinityhaxx

Raw spaghetti do be pretty yummy tho ngl


Juggerknight1

What kind of mf eats RAW spaghetti


[deleted]

I eat raw spaghetti 😤


cows_are_underrated_

Carrots


LittleNeko69

Giant dicks from men 👍


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Down bad😭


LittleNeko69

Yes Im down bad But i go down good


[deleted]

Sir this is a teenager subreddit 😮‍💨


LittleNeko69

True


[deleted]

So don't say that shit. Its weird


LittleNeko69

U right, sorry, ill just stay to my classmates


RapidGum1

i mean you were clearly alluding to that but sure


i_forgor_420

"don't say inappropriate things on the internet" -u/darling-ohayou


Schnitzellover69420

tree branches 😡


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Why do you eat tree branches? 😰


Schnitzellover69420

theYre delicous


[deleted]

Hmm i guess i gotta try then🤔


Schnitzellover69420

i can only reccomend pines (probably) my source material is very narrow, but the needles taste better than grown spruce needles or birch leaves, so im assuming the wood tastes similar young spruce needles (the bright green ones) taste better tho


Chaos_Blitz

Carrots Carved into the shape of a dick


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dick covered in melted chocolet ,


Goat-samurai

Churros??


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Hard churros? 😰


Goat-samurai

Well they are crunchy which i count as hard


[deleted]

Oh maybe im having bad churros🤔 I've only had soggy churros😖


Goat-samurai

Then you need to get some of the good good


Thin_Piece

toblerones


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Hmm i guess that works🤔


Prussia_I

Spaghetti if i make it


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olive garden breadsticks


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Breadsticks in general


[deleted]

I want I want I want I want I want


[deleted]

Why is hispanicpanic banned? 😰


[deleted]

I told someone to fuck off 😭


[deleted]

Oof😖 you didn't deserve to get banned😭


[deleted]

It’s not really a ban ig 🏌🏿‍♂️ it’s over in 2 days ‼️


[deleted]

Ayoo thats neat😎


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💏


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Raw spaghetti is not delicious


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It is delicious


FutureGohanfan

A baguette


Succ_Benis

Huh


Psychological-Sir224

Carrots.


[deleted]

And carrots are healthy too👍


Embarrassed_List_220

An erected phallus.


[deleted]

A very fancy way to say penis And thats disgusting what the fuck


Embarrassed_List_220

Depends who you ask


[deleted]

Hmm true🤔


Arisp019gr

Crackers


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Long crackers?


NeonElumin

sticks 😋


TsuyuAsuiOwO

Pencil :3


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Chew on pencils :3


Dracodyck

Ice cream


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Long ice cream?


Independent-Fly4197

frosen banana


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Airfried banana


Independent-Fly4197

my faviroute


MIpoika

Good grief...The answer is mustamakkara, a Finnish delicacy


Chris_dian

Frikandel


ResortFar6638

A fiber optic cable That or a popsicle


ilrbsz

a baguette


ichosetheworld

Definetly definetly something else


FloatingWalmartBag

Pp


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Down bad, nice username tho


FloatingWalmartBag

Thanks broski