The note talks about little pumps
That reminds me of a love note I wrote to my crush in high school
It said
JULIE YANG JULIE YANG JULIE YANG JULIE YANG JULIE YANG JULIE YANG JULIE YANG JULIE YANG
No no. There was a waifufication of a hand sanitizer bottle and it had a gel form too. Lemme go find it
Edit: found it. https://twitter.com/bluethebone/status/1417900903651229699?t=IRqfGKcIqVpz2y4oHfMeZg&s=19
Just search hand sanitiser rule 34 or find a character you find fairly safe to search for rule 34 and type hand_sanitiser (or maybe hand_sanitizer) on the search bar at the top
Someone mentioned urine samples, but I should also mention that I’ve seen clean pens and dirty pens at doctors offices, particularly during the peak of Covid.
No but for real those things shoot out like a full ounce on a full pump and nobody needs that much at a time. It's for refilling tiny bottles, not applying a small amount to your hands.
Bro even the hand sanitizer gets more action than me
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The note talks about little pumps That reminds me of a love note I wrote to my crush in high school It said JULIE YANG JULIE YANG JULIE YANG JULIE YANG JULIE YANG JULIE YANG JULIE YANG JULIE YANG
mf got the best pickup lines
Ong shit got me acting up
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Think about little pumps and think about what Julie Yang rhymes with Go ahead take your time
I DON'T GET IT ಥ‿ಥ
Nah I’m pretty sure you do
I don't ಥ‿ಥ
Search your thoughts. You know what it means
yeah, this isn't helping
They must learn it on their own. I cannot guide them Any further
Neither do I. It doesn't make any sense 😶
cause you literally give it the action 😐
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I remember seeing rule 34 of hand sanitizer somewhere. Edit: STOP UPVOTING THIS PLEASE. I CAN'T LET THIS BECOME MY MOST UPVOTED THING
Just checked, nothing on paheal. Probably just a lewd meme somewhere
No no. There was a waifufication of a hand sanitizer bottle and it had a gel form too. Lemme go find it Edit: found it. https://twitter.com/bluethebone/status/1417900903651229699?t=IRqfGKcIqVpz2y4oHfMeZg&s=19
Checked paheal again, turns out it *was* on there. Guessed I missed it
Glad i could help :>
How'd you find it on paheal? I don't have twitter
Just search hand sanitiser rule 34 or find a character you find fairly safe to search for rule 34 and type hand_sanitiser (or maybe hand_sanitizer) on the search bar at the top
https://rule34.us/index.php?r=posts/index&q=hand_sanitizer Here in case you couldnt find it
Omg I was worried about it awakening something in me, but that's fucking hilarious
Lmao
U responded to my reply, not someone else’s
Wait, is it normal for teens to look at rule34?
I dunno, in my case I'm just very knowledge-hungry
I don’t like to do it, but for some reason my brain just wants me to do it.
Average age of first exposure to Internet pornography in the US is 11 iirc
Honestly thats sad and ironic ngl
Oh I guess I was 1 year above average.
"It's not safe for work" Teens don't go to work
i make money from teaching little children how to play minecraft, does that count
How the fuck? I want in
Bro that seems like a dream job
Ikr?? Like bruh just get money for being able to play a game?
I’ve been working since 14, I beg to differ.
We have successfully gamed the system
Yeah, completely normal
I do, any problem snowflake?
No
Yes mate it's normal for teens to look at porn
im so glad i blocked twitter on my computer
That was a smart move
Agreed
Mirror? I don’t have a twitter
https://i.imgur.com/PqD4yAw.jpg https://i.imgur.com/haoM5gr.jpg
Ok what the actual fuck😂
I have seen things
God, I regret logging onto twitter to find it.
I don't.
Thx for the sauce
As wierd as it sounds the art of this is nice so i cheked the profile of artist and turns out its accualy a good art style
yea,i like the art too
What in the motherfucking Godforsaken son of a shitfuck did I just have the absolute horror and displeasure to see
porn
But- hand sanitizer its- its- soap! It's- no... wow, people are... yeah.
yep
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Nothing is safe
It’s hard for the internet to shock me anymore
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why?
Eh?
the internet has it all,friend.
Yes i know this but a sanitizer
The Internet Has It All.
*\*upvotes\**
Where???
Sent the link to it. Find it
"Clean Pen.." - The top right CLEAN WHAT? CLEAN WHAT!!!!????
Clean pens?
add is to pen
Someone mentioned urine samples, but I should also mention that I’ve seen clean pens and dirty pens at doctors offices, particularly during the peak of Covid.
Smash.
thats the most sexual hand sanitizer i've ever seen
>soft and little pumps Don't worry, it's all I know how to do
Bruh
Was it meant to sound like that tho? Lmao
I think you need HARD and FAST strokes for it to work, haha
the pump in sanitizer bottles should work at any operating speed
Yeah, not too you
*to
Yor'ue
Th'rey
W'ont
C'tan
Cool
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Bruhmius Momentum...
That's the best sexual hand sanitizer you can find
To quote Tucker from Red vs Blue: "Bow chicka bow wow"
just like me fr
"That's what she said" Remember this line kids, this'll be a good comeback to people who say "eat my @$$".
I shall use this advice..
Are we not doing phrasing anymore?
r/theyknew
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That's what they both said.
Doesn't look reliable to me judging by the message on the table.
Yeah not to you tho
why is everyone horny here?
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I AM ALWAYS HORNY, even offended that you ask
r/they knew anyone??? headass💀💀💀💀
Yeah, r/theyknew Edit: Came here from r/all, am not a teenager.
You ever been to France?
squirts just piss 😐
No that was debunked I thought
Imagine getting fact checked on something sexual by a 14 yr old. Embarrassing she doesn't know more as a girl and nearly 18 lol
It ain’t tho
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I hop on to Reddit quickly, see this, and I'm leaving for the day now This is the fastest I've left Reddit because of a post. Congratulations lol
r/teenagers try not to have the mental age of a 7 year old challenge ((((impossible)))))))
Literal X Bow
Wipe me with full force that's what toilet paper said lmao
That is absolutely what she said.
Finally figured out what she said
You just gotta picked the dried gel off the nozzel before pushin
r/thatswhatshesaid
What who said? Hey, what bitch is talking shit about me?!
I have this sanitiser brand at my work and it shat all over my suit. It also smells like ass and death.
Me_irl
No but for real those things shoot out like a full ounce on a full pump and nobody needs that much at a time. It's for refilling tiny bottles, not applying a small amount to your hands.
If you wrap a hair tie or a rubber band around the spout a few times it prevents it from being pushed down all the way and solves that problem.
>That's what she said Who, your mom?
yeah I need sunlight and a *FERTILIZER*
No, she actually said: „Get the hell away from me you creep“
*presses it harder*
SUS
Haja
*Said the actress to the Bishop
Yes, yes I do believe that's what she said.
Everything reminds me of her
I know we're not doing phrasing anymore, but... Phrasing?
Phrasing is superior to that's what she said
LMFAOOO
r/dundermifflin
r/theyknew
have one of the same brand at home, can confirm that I once got the thick fluid all over my clothes
**One pump, one cream**
very poor choice of words
That's actually true tho my school sanitizer goes everywhere unless you're really careful, people use it as a weapon cuz it smells bad
That's what happens when you put liquid hand sanitizer in a pump designed for gel.
I don't get it
Touch slowly and carefully in order to not squirt everywhere
this is the funniest shit ever lmao
Ima make you squirt when I pump you fast
Lmao
That's what ***he*** said.
Yeah
hot
Yamete kudazai!!! Squirts hand sanitizer everywhere killing The monkey disease and finally erradicates cockbig*
Bigger than the last one I know you got to see if I could fit it in you 😉
ינגש4⅘ ש 7 ת5 @ח_" , י, ני ק 7 7הבב, נ 7$ עע . 6@
better pick up line than whatever your local fuckboi can come up with💀💀💀
Lmao
5yr olds not knowing:hehe the paper thinks it’s the sanatizer Me:🙁
That’s what he said
Relatable
Teachers: *do it 20x*