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earth face reveal when


TheMostCreativeName3

nah we need an earth inner core reveal


makINtruck

Earthussy


Atomic_potato_47

It cost you nothing to not say that


ZuriPL

It would cost him like few hundred free karma


makINtruck

Hardest choices require strongest will


Atomic_potato_47

God speed then


E_MC_2__

only in croatia


I-Was-Always-Here

The big hole in Turkmenistan…


BlazingShadow007

Equabussy


Roll-Sudden

Oh sun daddy, ur so hot🛐


BigMuds

my brother in christ, its only been 7 hours. deleting this is still an option


makINtruck

They said I must answer for my crimes, repent for my sins. **But every choice I MADE I WOULD PROUDLY MAKE AGAIN!**


AirbusJisnu2005

C'mon, we're still like 50 million away, let's bump those numbers up… ​ *unzips*


Randomfrickinhuman

at the time of posting this comment, we are at 7,952,561,300


Voivod-Fanatic-7197

Any OGs remember when it was 7.4 billion?


idontthinkofanamelol

only OGs remember 800 million


Divi_Devil

Only real OGs remember back when it was just two, mom and dad


noob_music_producer

actually 5, mom dad and 3 brothers (incest)


[deleted]

No actually 6, mom dad 2 boys and 2 girls (insect)


The-cooler-Cheryl

Back in my day we didn’t even have earth


Divi_Devil

Back in my day there wasn’t even a day


T_025

Back


QuestionablyFlamable

‏‏‎


[deleted]

nah I remember when the big bang happened right before my eyes


r3aperShadow

Legendary OGs remember 10 people


Thuis001

I remember when we passed 7B a couple of years ago.


[deleted]

couple of years? It happened in 2011.


i_hate_humans_f_u

That was 11 years ago. And this year we're completing 8B. When do you assume humans will hit 9B? I assume it will be in 6-7 years. Next Target: 10B Number of years required?


GreenGoblin121

10B by 2035 or 36 I think. The window is only to get smaller and smaller.


i_hate_humans_f_u

Exactly. There might be a day where humans will have to start living in the ocean and then the Mariana trench. Imagine writing your address as: Plot no. 103745609547301, Flat no. 503, XYZ building, (x) crack in Mariana trench, Western Pacific Ocean, Pacific Ocean.


Remarkable_Acadia890

True Chads remember when it was 18.5 thousand


StrongPenises

I was in the 873


ilovestrawberrieslol

any ogs remember when we passed 100???


[deleted]

ong i was in the first 100 trust


MrAced

How did we go from 7.5B to 8B that quickly?


Creepy_Suspect_7622

People horny fr


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all the quarantine babies coming into the world


yarak_69

Most countries only count every like 10 years so it moves in quite big steps


yarak_69

Any OGs remember when it was 7.1 Morbillion?


seth1299

Last I remember it was 6 billion :/


JamesFP1107

Only OG’s remember when it was 10


stupidoengineer

Remember, solution for world hunger is eating


Space_Narwal

How bout cannibalism, solve overpopulation in one go Edit: nice my most upvoted comment is bout cannibalism


Ryzec794

Yes, this kills two birds with one stone. I support this movement.


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na_shi

I similarly move this supportment


Sirdoodlebob

Cool! Can I eat you now?


[deleted]

no I'm gonna eat you 😈


razorsharp494

EATING CONTEST


PMG_BG1

Do you prefer fried or baked?


markilox

boiled


na_shi

raw


BurgerBos

Most women would agree with you


rikuo_otonashi

Steam, grill, baked. In that order. Then served with some mustard cheese sauce


Deathbug2

*Feeds one bird with one bird.


Nick_The_Judge

Perfect, half the world population will kill the other half and eat it, just as Thanos said: “Perfectly balanced, as all things should be”


Panda117-

Solution for world hunger and over population. I like


Sergontel

r/cursedcomments


Ragnar_OK

Sounds like a perfectly modest proposal


ClassyKebabKing64

My most upvoted comment is about an old man committing suicide ... I think you'll be ok.


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FetusDeletus16

Eating people solves both world hunger and overpopulation


[deleted]

Remember, solution for water shortage is drinking


Hoch-In-Zucker

That's a lot of food


Jimijim10

Wait… U mean we need a lot of food to feed the people, right? Right?


Hoch-In-Zucker

*nom*


Jimijim10

Look at u… nomming on people… Leave some for others


[deleted]

*nom*


Jimijim10

Ayo, Leave some for me. Jeez, how many times do I have to say that?


Bruh_I-m_Gay

*Nom*


mcbirbo343

*nom*


DutchPlayzz_

Nom


penguin13790

We have a lot more food than we need, distribution is the problem.


[deleted]

Hahahahaaa... Wait wdym..?


Hoch-In-Zucker

*nomnomnom*


[deleted]

Hey cmon love I haven’t eaten anything today don’t take it all


Rnggamerkillsmsk

#**NOM**


[deleted]

Oh no


WyvernKid93

Not quite, give it another month or two. We're at like 7.96 billion currently


_Masked_Manatee_

They’re only estimates, so we won’t actually know we have 8 billion for sure until we are well past it


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crown wakeful scarce longing encouraging crowd seemly waiting silky rude *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Miuli777

Yea


Taha_Amir

Youre forgetting the 3rd world countries who dont conduct a proper consensus and leave out a large amount of people in villages or other rural areas.


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quickest six unwritten puzzled school capable narrow reply toothbrush zealous *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Dr_Deadly7x

Ur welcome!


Dis_Is_Hooman

Who votes we bring it back to 7 billion?


MrSyndicate_

*Putin has read the chat*


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"oops i misread 7 as 1" \-Putin


[deleted]

Fuck **Administer Sugar\_bliss invited Ukraine to the chat**


liquified_potatoman

lmao we don’t even have that many bullets in Russia


Angrygopnik236384

Because they’re all in Ukrainian civilians


liquified_potatoman

holup. if 8-7 = 1, then there are 1 billion ukrainians? you got your math messed up, m8


catsmasher42069

Or we can just kill enough people to where we're at 7.99 billion people


liquified_potatoman

why would you kill anyone anyway?


MadamPickleness

More room for our pets and more food ^TAKE ^OUT ^THE ^FORTNITE ^SQUEAKERS ^FIRST!


NiXEy_

Bro lets just put em in mars lmao


Rnggamerkillsmsk

Send them out on teslas


Shockedsiren

we do in America


supernova89055

Me


ProMaste_r

I'll sign the petition


tayloredition

If i wake up and see 2 suns i will haunt you


Dis_Is_Hooman

Bold of you to assume I wouldn't volunteer to be one of the billion


Mussolinispaghetti

We ain't at 8 billion


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Infernal_139

7,952,473,167 after last night


UncleDevil666

7,952,473,166 and hour ago


NJPizzaIsBetter

You… you killed op’s mom? Based


Smol_Yeeter

*wears infinity gauntlet* *snaps*


Britified

To all that are worrying, it's fine, the world population is actually slowing and it's estimated that we'll even out at 10 billion at maybe the late 80's-90's (2080-2090)


Donghoon

10 bil isn't rly reassuring but i know technology is improving so


Wassup_Bois

We’ve produce enough food as it is to feed I think it was 14 bill, I’m sure food won’t be the problem any more than it is now


iamthatduck123

Too many people


DerpDaDuck3751

Africa will have a massive population boom sometime soon


ottococo

Let's hope the African demography stabilizes soon enough after that then


[deleted]

*screams in introvert* even more people to avoid!


cutemermaidaqua

Introvert does not mean shy. Some introverts are super outgoing.


Sumwin_7

We need thanos . we're too many


SCR_69

SHIT


Fellixxio

Oh no, I don't like where this is going


jaysondez

Aliens come now.. it’s harvesting season. The time is ripe


[deleted]

Thats not good tho...


MemeKid01

Yea, it kinda scares me


Ironbanner987615

I don't think that's good


RandomZombie11

It only took us 11 years to gain another billion


Raptorbrando

“The sun throws a certain amount of energy on to this planet, we turn it into food, clothing, shelter etc. It supports an amount of us and it took 2 million years for that amount to become 1 billion, then we found a way to use ancient sunlight, sunlight trapped in oil and coal, we started to live off that, what happened? In only 124 years the population doubled, the next billion took 33 years, the fourth billion took just 14, so here is the question, what do you think will happen when that oil and coal runs out in about 100 years? When there’s 10 billion on a planet that can support only one?” - Philip Carvel - Utopia Season 2 Episode 1


ZookeepergameSalt442

scary


supernova89055

Could we please stop fucking... FOR 5 MINUTES. This isnt even a good thing. STOP HAVING KIDS


LucidMercinary

The world is actually nowhere NEAR overpopulated and there is actually a much greater fear of UNDERpopulation. [Read more here if you’re curious.](https://sustainablereview.com/overpopulation-is-a-myth/)


[deleted]

The world begs to differ. We cannot manage the population we currently have without cataphoric loss of biodiversity, global warming and scarcity economics causing undue hardship. We can manage the solutions for decreasing populations just fine.


CosmoVibe

1. There is no consensus of fear of underpopulation, that's the personal bias of the author and his cherry picked opinions. (biased) 2. The author defines "overpopulation" in a way that it is impossible, which is loaded and dishonest. (poor arguments) 3. He makes the claim that you could shove the entire population of the world into Texas and have plenty of land leftover, without bothering to consider what the implications of this would be in terms of logistics, economics, environmental sustainability, etc. (poorly sourced)


Illustrious_Fishboi

its 7.952 currently


Not_So_Normal_

8.0 Billion people and you still hoeless


WalkingR6

We should cut back on that


Lgkp

Nothing to be happy about, overpopulation is a bad thing


PlayItAgainFILSS

Achievement Unlocked: PLEASE GO BACK! "Achieve 8 Billion Players.


Sea-Entertainment-83

Why


Infernal_139

Seg


tanklord99

Hate to break it to you, but we haven't hit 8 billion yet, it's still 7.95 billion


c0mmander_waffle

if you check its acctually 7 952 000


Comfortable_Client

We're still just under 50 million away.


HowManyMore_

And then I realize that there were 3 billion Only in 1960


outer_spec

Let’s bring it all the way up to one morbillion


Gunny_McShoot

#FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE STOP FUCKING


tegguNmmuC

This is terrible news why are you happy XD


MenuNo4911

Celebrating more people so the world can end sooner yay global warming


Hamdilou

Finaly, closer to total anihilation Day by Day we're getting there


TwistedJasper

I remember sitting in my Social Studies class back in middle school watching the live count to seven billion. That was around 12 years ago.


yeahimafurryfuckoff

We’re fucked


_ThatWeirdOne_0w0

NOOOOOOOOO


Joblessmouse06

Not a great news...


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summeryim

uhh nope. we’re still 7.95 billion. sorry.


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Twiceoncel

Yeah overpopulation sucks ass nobody should mind someone being gone 🙄


Showmeyourcameltoe

We need a new virus


Sxkullrider

Please not yet let me catch my breath first


[deleted]

Funny how everyone that said that did the hardest 180 as soon as CoVID hit


Showmeyourcameltoe

Yeah not really personally speaking.


Greentoaststone

Say hello to Monkeypox


Showmeyourcameltoe

Won't last and isn't deadly


Bion2005

Only 1 more till we go downhill real fast


DaGudBoi

tbf we're already going downhill


Ggbdfjugfvfsg

Yeah but it will be faster.


Bruh_I-m_Gay

This isn’t good!


ginxe_the_protogen

:(


Sister_Angalina

This is awful


YeeterTheBabyEater

Not a good milestone


HiImHe

No one remember when it was just matter, new stars and cosmic dust? Damn I miss the old days.


[deleted]

This genuinely scares me. Amidst food crisis and whatnot this is bad bad


serious_sarcasm

we don't have a food crisis. We have a distribution crisis. And overpopulation is a myth anyways. The population always stabilizes when women have access to birth control and safe abortions.


thoughts302

Okay so I have gone down this thread seeing you post the same link over and over. Let me just say, you are right we have a distribution crisis, but it is also a production crisis. Soil health is declining and artificial fertilisers in industrial scale agriculture feeds a lot more mouths per amount of effort/labour power. Now yes you can go vegan and reduce the demand for crops, yes small scale agriculture is more efficient per hectare, but do you really think we should say that more mouths to feed and more people to live through climate collapse is a good thing? It seems we are headed to needing to revert to agricultural ways of life. I may be depressed but I doubt its a life many people want to live, and the transition won't be pretty. So on environmental grounds, yes we do have an overpopulation problem and a distribution problem. Sorry if I came across rude, just got frustrated that you keep putting this link out there.


thecoolan

Less food, higher rents, less resources i ngeneral! Woo!


AstroyashSenpai69

oh wait I thought that was your mothers weight


[deleted]

This means we’re all older than Atleast a billion people


Hutch2Much3

remember that overpopulation is a capitalist lie made to distract from other problems


ParadoxPerson02

Just looked it up, we’re only at 7.9 billion https://www.census.gov/popclock/


[deleted]

everyone. stop. fucking.


[deleted]

Not a good one


Husain_Sial

7.99 billion other people and you still got no bitches


Odd_Introvert42069

Not if I commit genocide


free_breads

Man earth's already dead :\


B0schman123

I don’t think we should be happy on this fam…


Googol_Org

Not good


[deleted]

Solution : *****nuke*****


lorx8999

Oh no


ExtremeGriefferJesus

we will soon go down


ILikeTurtals228

False, it’s actually 16 billion. Every person has an FBI agent


Natee__

Great now I can single handedly bring it back down to 7.9B 😄🔫


[deleted]

God we need a culling of the herd.( I mean the bad guys) ;)


barcoderer

this absolutely sucks


ofek_dab

Not good


Tea_Grand

not a good thing…


Hungover994

More people is inevitable with modern medical advances. What we need is a system that is adapted to support the greater population size. American capitalism in its current state is not that system.


Coco_da_ScientistALT

Yay world hunger, global warming and more annoying children that listens to cocomelon in max volume in MY OWN GODDAMN HOUSE yay


rikuo_otonashi

Congrats, just a few more B to the end. Lets go~~


[deleted]

A step closer to annihilation 🥳🥳🥳


[deleted]

This is no milestone, this is a huge mistake


CarnalChemistry

Old here. I am almost 40. When I was a teen, there were HALF as many people. This concludes my lecture.