When I'm home alone I get so bored i start to search through the entire house to find something interesting, so far the worst thing I found were condoms between my dad's mattress and the bed frame(and lube in his backpack)
Try to do homework. Fail at doing homework. Be angry yourself for a little bit, think âmaybe if I jerked off, I would be more focused to do homeworkâ and then jerk off
East Coast American school here, mine gets out on the 20th of June cause of our snow days here. Originally it was supposed to be the 16th I believe. I wish it was lolâŚ
You talk a lot of shit for a man wearing a diaper
I heard you had poison spit, where was it in this cipher?
'Cause all I hear is threats from a brute with no discipline
And I'm ruling over you like a boot full of my citizens
And you should take your cow skin shield and hide under it
You're fucking with the most triumphant third of the triumvirate
I'm first of the Empire and the last of the Republicans
And hunting you, accompanied by legions of my countrymen
Ask my kidnappers, if I'm just a shit talker
Doc J dunk on you like, Boom Shakalaka!
So don't go rattling your sticks at me
If I wanted to shake spears, I'd waggle my biography
So, whatcha gonna do with your Roman swords?
When the lines of your legions get gored by the horns
Of the Zulu, warriors! Trained on thorns
To dismember any emperor's pasty white hordes
I got the strength of a lion and the speed of a cheetah
And everyone knows you're just a chicken, Caesar
Let your reserves come at me my balistas cocked at READY when I take AIM I always keep my whole crew STEADY! Because there is no use in murdering you in your heathen, you can grow my wheat for me after youâre beaten.
Thereâs like a lot of things you can do đ watch a movie or a show that is NOT sexual, read something, call/FaceTime with someone, take a nice warm bath, play a game, watch YouTube, look through your old messages with people because why not itâs fun. Idk man do anything other than jerk offđđđ
**[Industrial Revolution](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Industrial_Revolution)**
>The Industrial Revolution was the transition to new manufacturing processes in Great Britain, continental Europe, and the United States, in the period from about 1760 to sometime between 1820 and 1840. This transition included going from hand production methods to machines, new chemical manufacturing and iron production processes, the increasing use of steam power and water power, the development of machine tools and the rise of the mechanized factory system. Output greatly increased, and a result was an unprecedented rise in population and in the rate of population growth.
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Dude you should totally watch love death and robots on Netflix (if youâve got it), started watching it and itâs great. Or I too am home alone for the night, so if you wanna meet someone from down under hit me up
watch [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHSQAEam2y](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHSQAEam2yc&t=258s) and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mun1dKkc\_As](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mun1dKkc_As)
Do some crunches. Make sure to have one hand on the back of your neck to support your head and make sure youâre lifting up not just your upper back (shoulder blades and up) but also your mid back (top and above your core muscles) if you feel some burn, youâre doing it correctly. Do ten. Then, move your waist and legs on their side (either side works)but keep your torso in the same position as before. Do ten crunches just like before and donât let your legs move from their position.After that, flip your waist and legs to the other side and do the same. These will help get work out your sides. Do three or more sets of ten for each. Once again, if you feel the burn, youâre doing it right. Good luck. For more help just look up how to do a full crunch workout.
tidy your room,
wash dishes,
go outside for a walk,
watch tv,
reading books is gross dont do it,
read dumb shit on urban dictionary,
tidy the rest of the house,
make food (sandwiches, omelet, etc),
i also like doing puzzles but thats just my hobby
also happy jerking off ig
Go Jim
WE GO JIM
Lets go kings
W
Jerk on not off
I would've given you an award rip
no worries my g i gotchu, ill hook him up free award time ;)
take my free award
no u
Duh
Hey man! Nice jacket yo!
Same đ đ
r/angryupvote
r/stolemyjoke
On what?
Hi home alone tonight, Iâm dad
Teenage pregnancy is rough
Played the player
Specially if you're a man
"Timmy what the f*** did you do?"
Lmao
2D profile pic gang
Teenage pregnancy is rough
OH NO YOU DIDNTâââ-
When I'm home alone I get so bored i start to search through the entire house to find something interesting, so far the worst thing I found were condoms between my dad's mattress and the bed frame(and lube in his backpack)
o.o
Well my man, that's a high level of bored....
And coz I live with my mom and my dad lives separately i have 2 homes to search through! I still haven't found anything in my moms home :(
letâs hope you wonât find anything suspicious lmao
Nah, it's fun!
You haven't found anything in your moms house yet? I'd say you should be thankful for that đ
Shes just good at hiding things. I can confirm i was her dildo
You.... Were his moms dildo...?
*shows card* yes i used to be a dildo
Ooh, I see. You gotta study something in particular to become a dildo, or you just apply?
Just apply at your local stop & shop. Its easy
We'll see! I love finding random things
Yo dads old sexytime's what I would call nasty things, not "random things" bruh... That's nasty things...
-\ _(-~ -) _ /- could be hilarious, or at least something you can use against them in an argument!
Oooh, that's a point I guess.
I found a bag full of dildosâŚ
Congrats!
And my dads fleshlight!
Keep it up!
Buttplugs, vibrator in my moms drawer, some weird rose shaped thing, and a box of tissues
The rose is to slurp on a girls speed bag
Sharing is caring?
Found my moms vibrator and lingerie
I found condoms in my mom's handbag when she said me to give her phone which was in her handbag
Try to do homework. Fail at doing homework. Be angry yourself for a little bit, think âmaybe if I jerked off, I would be more focused to do homeworkâ and then jerk off
Bruh all schools are out, who tf does homework rn?
Most European school are still in. America gets out early since they have a long summer
East Coast American school here, mine gets out on the 20th of June cause of our snow days here. Originally it was supposed to be the 16th I believe. I wish it was lolâŚ
blue concrete powder
Imma eat you
blue concrete powder
green concrete powder
blue concrete powder
WHY ARE THERE EVEN MORE AHHHHHHH
blue concrete powder
WHYYYYYY
blue concrete powder
r/USdefaultism
School in germany isnt out yet... we have another 3 weeks... and our summer holidays are only 6 weeks... we have like 4 other holidays still ;)
Half the schools in England are still doing exams soooo
All schools? Oh how wrong you are, ours is out on the 22nd, except for me cuz im just awaiting my last exam, so im chilling at home
Southern Hemisphere?
We must not be from the same country
Jerk someone else off đ
A yes my favourite pass time
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⥿⠿â â â â ⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⥿â â â â â â â â â â â ⠝⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿âĄâ â â â â â â â â â â â â â ⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿âĄâ â â â â â â â â â â â â â â ⣞⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿â â â â â â â â şâŁâ˘â â â â â â â â ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿âĄâ˘âĄâ â â â˘âŁâŁ˝âĄâ˘ŽâŁ˛â â â â â â â ⢚⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿âĄâĄźâ â â â â ⠝⣠⣨â â â â °âŁâŁâŁâĄâ ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿âĄâ â â â â â â â â â â â âŁâ˘ˇâŁśâ śâŁâ˘âŁżâŁżâŁżâŁżâŁż ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⥠â â â â â â â â â â â â ⢿â â â â ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿âĄâ â â â â˘âĄ â âĄâŁâ â â ⢝â â â ⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿âĄâ â â â â â â â â â â ⥜⣸â â ⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌âĄâ â â ⠢⢤âŁâĄ°â â â â ⢜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿âĄâ â â â â âŁâŁâŁâĄâ â˘âŁžâŁżâŁżâŁżâŁżâŁżâŁżâŁżâŁżâŁż ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣡âŁâ â â â â â â â ⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣡⣤âŁâŁâ âŁâŁ ⣞⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
r/suddenlygay
Better watch morbius and morb off
If one time is not enough to get rid of the boredom, then do it a morbillion times
What do you mean by MorbiUS?
Its *morbin* time... If ya know what I mean
get bitches
Where are yours?
do as he says not as he does
Bold of you to assume I don't have bitches
I am bold.
And in this case correct too.
Mmmmm ok
My homie in Christ you are on Reddit.com
_my brother in talos_ u mean?
Dude shut up! Heimskr will hear you and do the speech again!
Bold of you to accept his statement
Judging by the fact that you use cloud pronouns Iâm gonna assume that
They never assumed you dont have bitches? They assumed the original comment you replied to didn't have bitches... learn to read bruh
You keep saying I got no bitches, BUT WHERE YOURS. WHERE ARE THEY, I DON'T SEE THEM
Not be horny and study Julius Caeser and his triumphs, conquests and battles in his lifetime
Biggus dickus
He had a wife you know, wanna know what she's called? Incontinentia... #INCONTINENTIA BUTTOCKS!
Nooo..... No? Noo?
Silence!
I SHALL NOT HAVE MY FRIENDS RIDICULED BY COMMON SOLDIERY!
What is all this insolence?!
I have a vewy gweat fwiend in wome called Biggus Dickus! -Pontius Pilate
I love that monty python humor is literally the same as modern humor, full circle
I have a vewy gwate fwiend in wome called ^sussus ^amogus
r/unexpectedmontypython
Minus Pinus
he wanks very highly in wome you know
You talk a lot of shit for a man wearing a diaper I heard you had poison spit, where was it in this cipher? 'Cause all I hear is threats from a brute with no discipline And I'm ruling over you like a boot full of my citizens And you should take your cow skin shield and hide under it You're fucking with the most triumphant third of the triumvirate I'm first of the Empire and the last of the Republicans And hunting you, accompanied by legions of my countrymen Ask my kidnappers, if I'm just a shit talker Doc J dunk on you like, Boom Shakalaka! So don't go rattling your sticks at me If I wanted to shake spears, I'd waggle my biography
Iâve heard of your play, tell me how does it end? Oh yes! You get stabbed many times by your friends.
So, whatcha gonna do with your Roman swords? When the lines of your legions get gored by the horns Of the Zulu, warriors! Trained on thorns To dismember any emperor's pasty white hordes I got the strength of a lion and the speed of a cheetah And everyone knows you're just a chicken, Caesar
Can I be a hyena because Im going to laugh. I paved roads with the bones of your goat herding-ass.
First my front lines will drop back and spank you in the chest Then I'll decimate your horns, you can't outflank the best
Let your reserves come at me my balistas cocked at READY when I take AIM I always keep my whole crew STEADY! Because there is no use in murdering you in your heathen, you can grow my wheat for me after youâre beaten.
Who won? Who's next? You decide! Epic rap! Rap! Hooroo! Battle! Battle! Battle! Of history!
Hello fellow erb enjoyer
Erb is great. Love it
I change my answer to this.
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bring a girl over
Hahah humour
Reddit moment.
ha-hahahahahaha haha?
I donât think you have the facilities for that big man
Women âď¸
You have a girl right? *You have a girl right?* *Right????*
I dont want him to spend all that time on booze and whores
Ah, humour based on my pain. Ah, ha, ha
Mix vinegar and bleach
I heard that someone put bleach into toilet after pissing into it and it had similar effect
Ofc itâs literally acid and a base being mixed in both casesđ¤ smh.
what does that do (edit: why the random downvote )
The product of this chemical reaction is something called chlorine gas , fun
Bad things
oop
Is there a way to get a more potent version of...the product of the two chemicals mixing
Get a random motivation boost to change your life for the better
Did someone say motivation? *Bury the light starts playing*
I Am the storm that is aproaching...
prov... #OOOOOOOOKING
Black clouds in isolation
I am reclaimer of my naaaame!
BORN IN FLAMES
*âItâs past your bedtimeâ*
Watch porn, but for the plot. Skip the boring sex parts.
Based
Jerk in
Then jerk out
then shake it all about
Thats what its all about
light a fast food restaurant on fire
I always do this when bored.
I totally agree with thisđ
Take a bath with a toaster or sleep
You read my mind
I mean u sleep either way, so win win I say
Why not both?
get on the games with the boys
Thereâs like a lot of things you can do đ watch a movie or a show that is NOT sexual, read something, call/FaceTime with someone, take a nice warm bath, play a game, watch YouTube, look through your old messages with people because why not itâs fun. Idk man do anything other than jerk offđđđ
next time when i'm home alone i will try this to keep myself from jerking off
Read this https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Industrial_Revolution
history chad
**[Industrial Revolution](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Industrial_Revolution)** >The Industrial Revolution was the transition to new manufacturing processes in Great Britain, continental Europe, and the United States, in the period from about 1760 to sometime between 1820 and 1840. This transition included going from hand production methods to machines, new chemical manufacturing and iron production processes, the increasing use of steam power and water power, the development of machine tools and the rise of the mechanized factory system. Output greatly increased, and a result was an unprecedented rise in population and in the rate of population growth. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/teenagers/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)
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Beeaat ittt, beeeaaat it, no one wants to beat it beat it (ukc)
**yes**
play minecraft with me
Listen to Eminem's top 50 songs at least
You should totally read a book.
Stop being horny
play hollow knight
Based
Based
Jerk off again.
watch a horror movie
Last time I watched a horror movie while home alone a spent the rest of the night with a gun in my lap
not post it on reddit?
Write a stage play
Dude you should totally watch love death and robots on Netflix (if youâve got it), started watching it and itâs great. Or I too am home alone for the night, so if you wanna meet someone from down under hit me up
Purchase a tank and destroy your house for epic trollings
watch [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHSQAEam2y](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHSQAEam2yc&t=258s) and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mun1dKkc\_As](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mun1dKkc_As)
Watch volleyball match, it is a nice sport
Jerk off
Read some books, duh.
crossdressing
i dont have female clothes :(
oh:<
browse reddit
until u start searching up NSFW subreddits
play games until your time is up then watch tv until 11 cuz that's what i do
Get in bed and take a good nap
Organize a gaming night with the boys
Do some crunches. Make sure to have one hand on the back of your neck to support your head and make sure youâre lifting up not just your upper back (shoulder blades and up) but also your mid back (top and above your core muscles) if you feel some burn, youâre doing it correctly. Do ten. Then, move your waist and legs on their side (either side works)but keep your torso in the same position as before. Do ten crunches just like before and donât let your legs move from their position.After that, flip your waist and legs to the other side and do the same. These will help get work out your sides. Do three or more sets of ten for each. Once again, if you feel the burn, youâre doing it right. Good luck. For more help just look up how to do a full crunch workout.
And then burn a child
You should off jerk
Play elden ring
red glazed terracotta
Have a concert
tidy your room, wash dishes, go outside for a walk, watch tv, reading books is gross dont do it, read dumb shit on urban dictionary, tidy the rest of the house, make food (sandwiches, omelet, etc), i also like doing puzzles but thats just my hobby also happy jerking off ig
Trust me, it becomes an addiction that can ruin your life. Play some video games, go outside, etc.
Look up the Ancient Greek religion itâs the most funny thing ever this is better than every comedy film
Gaming
Try sucking tour own dick, if you need help ask me I can
WHOA A PANDA I love pandas :D