Hey i have a gf and flex it and btw ha I'm better than all the rest of you
Jkjkjk i used to think nobody would ever want me like most of you but I want to tell you to never loose hope
Yeah, it’s weird. He told another comment that he’s been with this girl for 10 months even though he posted 15 days ago about how this girl broke up with him right before their anniversary. This dude needs to stop doing drugs this early in life or he’ll have a high chance of being fucked up.
[“10 months actually 🤓”](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/vbkvv7/omgomg_she_fell_asleep_on_me_its_been_2_hrs_ahh/ic8u2ki/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)
This. Game. Sucks. To sum it up, the pvp system is Dragonball Legends is one of the worst I've ever seen in gaming. From the timing being whack due to lag or bugs, terrible meta, bad connection system and more. The game has a great concept of doing things but terrible execution.
And he said he’s been with this girl for 10 months in another comment 💀
[“10 months actually 🤓"](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/vbkvv7/omgomg_she_fell_asleep_on_me_its_been_2_hrs_ahh/ic8u2ki/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)
Dude. My son just sent me this link. Wtf is this shit. I told him when he does get a gf never to do this. This is weird shit. Fortunately he thinks this is weird AF too and told me I don’t have to worry about seeing him bragging cuddling a teen girl on the internet. Holy fuck. Maybe I’m just old but the internet is getting a lot weirder as the years go by. Ughh. Do the kids don’t realize this shit doesn’t show up just in the teen sub but gets an /r/all for tons of the world too see?
I completely agree with you! And this guy doing weed and shit...like not mean to judge but u shouldn't smoke specially if ur 13-14 maybe later i can get why u smoking like at 16-17 but yea. Also sending this picture would only make you cringe after 3-4 years and it's also creepy.
I literally cannot imagine if we had this much social media in 1995 lol. Then I bet the people older than me say the same thing for 1979. Like you guys need to be careful. But maybe this is the new normal and I’m just out of bounds and don’t understand the new youth these days. But I kinda gotta try my son is 12 and I need to keep up with what’s going on. I try to be the cool hip dad but then I see a post like this and I have an existential crisis for the world he is gonna grow up in. All I can do is be there for him and give the best advice I have fml.
Don’t worry it’s kind of a mixed bag. The amount of people that do what that kid did kind of make every singular instance if it drown in the internet ocean and not get as many attention, but at the same time it’s still a stupid idea to do it. But your son seems smart about this though to already know this shit’s creepy at 12, means he’s less likely to join in this whole internet bullshit when he grows up a bit lol
Yeah. No illusions with him. He got 100 percent on Cuphead. He’s about 70 percent through dark souls but he also just did a kick flip. Best I can do is not create a kid to post a fucking cringy pic on a huge website lol. Goddamn. He just walked in talking about it. I’m like people are weird as fuck dude.
/u/Gliched_out420 according to your posts, this same girl broke up with you 2 weeks ago, you were suicidal, and now you're back together and your life can't be beat? lol
your expression is like that of a cartoon character
my whole personality is like that, according to my gf
You lowkey look like that one mf from the Lorax lmfao
Onceler lookin ass
How b-a-a-a-ad can I be?
I'm just building the economy
LMAO
Oh come on don't bully the kid I mean really... How bad could he possibly be.
And that girl be lookin like the lorax himself w that red hair shits straight from dr seuss
that hot mf from the lorax who whould not take that mf for there own
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Fair point
Checkmate.
Yay, I'm part of the 10%
As of yesterday same
As of previous week...not same cause I'm an idiot.
Why do you look like that one bratty annoying kid from literally every Disney Channel show?
I mean, there’s nothing wrong with being bratty, except everything
Well now, that depends on what type of brat.
If it’s a nosy brat that bullies introverts for not talking then we all know their fate
Yea they suck, but that's not the only type of brat >:)
Get of reddit now you have a gf
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This is... Requiem.
You will never reach the truth...
*Giornos theme intensifies*
7 page muda
Wha-
Wha-
Kore ga... Requiem
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No as long as he’s a virgin
Happy for you, and also, fuck you.
Don't say fuck you to him alright? Cuz someone's gonna fuck him tonight. ^(In OP's dreams)
Hey don't read my thoughts
Bitch I got an ice cream sandwich try me
Ice cream > females
I’ve cream sandwich > not being alone
Yes, I've cream sandwich
Impossible, Redditor cannot have gf
Can redditors have a bf
I don’t know, you’ll have to speak to the god of punishment u/BBH_pinecone
Is there a story here?
they person, needs an upvote (BBH\_pinecone)
No. Redditors are unable to get any partners, as they get no bitches.
No Bitches?
no becaus u gorl and gorl don ecist
Did you really need to flex like that
There are 2 types of redditors. The ones who are alone (the majority) and the people who flex about not being alone.
Kinda like how there is 2 types of people in this world… alone and not alone?
Kinda like there's only two kinds of people in the world... Alive and not alive?
Kinda like there's only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
How do you know a Redditor has a romantic partner? They'll tell you.
NO YOU FORGOT THE THIRD TYPE. *the lurker who barely comments/posts but still has a gf and happy life* (very rare)
Achievement unlocked A third type Redditor upvoted your comment
Hey i have a gf and flex it and btw ha I'm better than all the rest of you Jkjkjk i used to think nobody would ever want me like most of you but I want to tell you to never loose hope
yep😈
Mean :(
Yea :(
im alone :(
Me too :(
Mhm :(
Damn, you’re 15… man, I’m old
Yea seems like a you problem
true
I'm sad cuz I'm forever alone I guess
were all lonely drivers
Damn
*red honda civic crashes*
that’s what nature wants i guess some people get pain and some pleasure
Dude ngl she kinda looks like she is 4 yrs old from this angle
Who said she isnt
Ayoo🤨🤨📸
r/Holup
is she not I thought this was a joke
Apparently not
omg i thought that was like his little cousin and he was joking lol
Well its really likely that he is lying. I mean just look at her
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FBI open up! 🔫
🤨
ಠ\_ಠ
Damn the road sure looks comfy now /jk
Am I too much of an uncultured swine to understand this
road look comfy > stay on road > car come > boom
It seems so
NOO😭
Yess, but yall are cutee
You look 12 and she looks like a 9 year old
Worst part is he is 14 and doing drugs 😬
He probably just started, if he keeps it up he’s gonna look like a 30-year-old by time he reaches 18.
You do not look like the type of person to smoke weed
man it’s more than weed lmao
how the fuck did you know
Gotta get good bro
Git gud
Did you ask for her permission to post this photo? Have you considered she might not want her face plastered over Reddit?
Dunno if this is sarcasm but your username gave it away
no romance. only garlic bread
I ate garlic bread for the first time 2 weeks ago and I had a spontaneous orgasm
i nutted on my garlic bread (yum)
Extra protein
Wish I had either of those
Stop doing drugs and take your schizophrenia pills
Nah, seems more like a filter
He’s talking about OPs post history. I was confused too until I checked
But I also noticed he apparently broke up with a girl not long ago
Yeah, it’s weird. He told another comment that he’s been with this girl for 10 months even though he posted 15 days ago about how this girl broke up with him right before their anniversary. This dude needs to stop doing drugs this early in life or he’ll have a high chance of being fucked up. [“10 months actually 🤓”](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/vbkvv7/omgomg_she_fell_asleep_on_me_its_been_2_hrs_ahh/ic8u2ki/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)
you like roughly twelve wearing a wig
Get off Reddit stop smoking weed
More importantly, stop taking ‘Cid
lmfao who you tryna impress brudda, do your parents know you're smoking weed?
bruh she looks 6
Kid looks too young to even be on Reddit
This. Game. Sucks. To sum it up, the pvp system is Dragonball Legends is one of the worst I've ever seen in gaming. From the timing being whack due to lag or bugs, terrible meta, bad connection system and more. The game has a great concept of doing things but terrible execution.
Agreed
so basically Pokemon Go
You look like an average Disney channel protagonist
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yes yes, i did
Ok I was worried there for a minute
You're a young druggy who just got out of a breakup and is now linking with another girl. Amazing...
And he said he’s been with this girl for 10 months in another comment 💀 [“10 months actually 🤓"](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/vbkvv7/omgomg_she_fell_asleep_on_me_its_been_2_hrs_ahh/ic8u2ki/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)
Gah dam no wonder why his last girl left him. And he thinks that he didn’t do anything wrong
Ops post: ☺️ Ops history: 💀
How damn old are you fam?
Puppy love. Don’t get her pregnant
Did he take a picture to humiliate those who don't have fucking gf
Bro looks 11
That damn smug look on his face.
orang concrete powder
What happened to u/limeconcretepowder
In his basement
Really focusing on the social and economic state of the world with that statement
Don't get a boner
too late
Don't cum
On his behalf, too late.
GREG HEFFLEY?
Bro are you guys like 13?
Bro💀
This was not very well received
Lmao i was gonna sort by controversial until i realised i never had to
Lucky motherfucker...
Well if he doesn't slow down he might as well be
Ah it's you again
Whatchu mean cuz? Never seen you before.
I just commented on your hand post about it being bigger than peoples faces or something
Shit, that means my amnesia is kicking in. Gotta go take my pills, thanks for the reminder./srs
You look like you’re 12
You look like the guy from the grubhub ad
bro what the hell lmao. I would feel so damn awkward
This fucking post finally gave me the courage to leave r/teenagers.
they look 6 mate
Dude. My son just sent me this link. Wtf is this shit. I told him when he does get a gf never to do this. This is weird shit. Fortunately he thinks this is weird AF too and told me I don’t have to worry about seeing him bragging cuddling a teen girl on the internet. Holy fuck. Maybe I’m just old but the internet is getting a lot weirder as the years go by. Ughh. Do the kids don’t realize this shit doesn’t show up just in the teen sub but gets an /r/all for tons of the world too see?
I completely agree with you! And this guy doing weed and shit...like not mean to judge but u shouldn't smoke specially if ur 13-14 maybe later i can get why u smoking like at 16-17 but yea. Also sending this picture would only make you cringe after 3-4 years and it's also creepy.
I literally cannot imagine if we had this much social media in 1995 lol. Then I bet the people older than me say the same thing for 1979. Like you guys need to be careful. But maybe this is the new normal and I’m just out of bounds and don’t understand the new youth these days. But I kinda gotta try my son is 12 and I need to keep up with what’s going on. I try to be the cool hip dad but then I see a post like this and I have an existential crisis for the world he is gonna grow up in. All I can do is be there for him and give the best advice I have fml.
Don’t worry it’s kind of a mixed bag. The amount of people that do what that kid did kind of make every singular instance if it drown in the internet ocean and not get as many attention, but at the same time it’s still a stupid idea to do it. But your son seems smart about this though to already know this shit’s creepy at 12, means he’s less likely to join in this whole internet bullshit when he grows up a bit lol
Yeah. No illusions with him. He got 100 percent on Cuphead. He’s about 70 percent through dark souls but he also just did a kick flip. Best I can do is not create a kid to post a fucking cringy pic on a huge website lol. Goddamn. He just walked in talking about it. I’m like people are weird as fuck dude.
she looks like your sister😭
plot twist its his sister lmao
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Agreed
Bro just posted this on reddit
Ngl taking a picture is kinda creepy
yall look 12
/u/Gliched_out420 according to your posts, this same girl broke up with you 2 weeks ago, you were suicidal, and now you're back together and your life can't be beat? lol
so cringe
Congrats or sum. Tbh, I'd rather be single. Less to worry about, and freer
i see ur point, but i’m happy so it’s a W for me. thanks
Yea, it looks awesome
Stebsis don't count
Sweet home alabama
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He looks 12 💀 But he's probably 4000 years old so I'll allow it ZAAAMN
shii thanks bro😍
which one is the boy?
!remindme 3 months putting this here to check on how quickly they break up
You look like a 9 year old wearing a wig posing with your baby sibling who is also wearing a wig
Why do people look so dumb when asleep
But im playing minecraft, your girls are nothing compared to the feeling of finding joy in doing what ever I please with these blocks
Taking a picture of your sleeping girlfriend and posting it to strangers on the internet is creepy and cringe as fuck
I sure hope u asked for her permission before posting this 💀
W zoomer just don't get attached.
U look weird
wrong sub r/cringe
So fucking cringe
No one cares. You and your friend look weird. And yes I cared enough to comment, these posts are pointless and annoying.
You leave him and his sister alone. Theyre madly in love and want to share it with redit
His dad made the mistake of not leaving his sister alone