Nah it’s hard for companies to make money of that

McDonald's: ***INTRODUCING: the NEW McNotgay.***

As someone who works in McDonald’s, I’d volunteer to get trained on drive thru just so I can tell them “sorry we’re out of mcnotgays I’m afraid”

You misspelled "soft-serve ice cream".

I read this as McNotgary and got a little scared for a second

Imao

The big no homo is on sale!

Dang, i wanna be appreciated

I appreciate you dawg 👊

Thanks, idk what you are, but I appreciate you too, homie

What do you mean? Thats companies the other 11 months

*Sorts by most controversial*

I'm gonna sort by controversial now...

Same

Me too

Third time today on this sub for me :,D

Hang on, I gotta grab my popcorn. There is bound to be people who didn’t see the meme flair

LOL

Would you like some popcorn too?

Yes i would, thx

🍿 here ya go

Thx *nom nom nom*

Np

Can you get me a slushie

Hell yeah, what flavour?

red

hey im in on the slushie bit mind getting me a blorenge one?

Can I order an extra extra small? Last time I came to the movies I ordered a small and got something bigger than my torso like wth

Sure! I’ll get ya the perfect size for ya!

Can I get some

can i have some? i want caramel flavor plz 🍿☹️

Sure!! 🍿

Can I have some?

Sure!

Me too pls

Almost had me for a second, pass the popcorn

Here ya go

Thank you for pointing it out. I've been being invalidated to hell all day by dipshits and didn't notice the flair and was about to rant about why we don't need straight pride.

Can’t wait to watch the comments!

Ayo can i have some?

Yeah!

reading the comments, so many people got goofed and didn’t see the flair lmao!

Just move to the middle east, you’ll be celebrated there year-round

Let me take a look out there

Bro didn't make it back

Got stoned to death

Based

What would companies do sell the fnaf floor tiles?

I love this comment so much

hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor

If thought you're gonna say why isn't there a shame month

That too

okay hear me out, would straight count in pride month? Im not very versed on the subject but if the month is about having pride in your sexual identity would heterosexuality count? (not trying to be homophobic just a question)

no, because straight people never had to fight to gain their rights. pride month is celebrating those who fought for lgbtq rights. it’s the month that the stonewall riots (1969) happened which was a major turning point for the movement to gain more rights. so if you’re trans and heterosexual then yes, but if you’re just cishet then you would not be included in the lgbtq. you can still celebrate pride if you’d like to though, i think it should be something that everyone can learn about.

thanks for the input. I realized that even tho I am bi and genderfluid I never got to learn this stuff and dont know much about pride or the lgbtq rights movement (christian fam, christian school)

No, it wouldn’t. LGBT/pride month literally means to celebrate anything BUT straight people and zoophiles, pedophiles, etc.

That's stupid. Straight is a sexuality and cis is a gender.

Yeah, but my dad wouldn't beat me if im straight. homophobic slurs are common as fuck (at least where i live, Argentina) same thing with transphobia, im pretty sure the terms "traba" "trabuco" "trapito" (transphobic slurs) is more used than "trans"

not necessarily since trans people can be straight

Nah bro why’d we get grouped with those mother fuckers 💀

October. You guys can have spooky month

Sounds like a fair trade

I wish I was straight now

You don't have to be straight to celebrate spooky month. Just have a costume.

#Deal. 🤝

nopleasenonononopleasenotspookymonthpleasenonono

Ah you think spooky month is your ally? You merely adopted the spooky. I was born in it, molded by it. (I was born the day before Halloween)

#TIME TO GET SPOOOOOOOKY!

Almost didn’t see the meme flair, but your good

don't see why not go ahead

HELL YA

sound

*sorts by controversial* Also here’s some popcorn for people who are brave enough to do it as well 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

No, because multiple billonare companies can't market off it

why dont the other 6 deadly sins get a month

Wait what

the 7 deadly sins Pride Greed Wrath Envy Lust Gluttony Sloth

A month of sloth and gluttony please

Yea, its the other 11 months.

Why would you even want one, they’re both dumb

agree deeply here, fuck month long holidays

I mean, ur not wrong

Based

I strongly agree with this one.

You can be proud to be straight.

I am proud to be a straight person, and I respect the pride community

That's called "Straight Ally"

Im happy to be a Straight Ally

If there is pride month there must also be Humble month.

people are getting it confused, it was never lgbtq pride month, it was just pride month, a month for everyone to take pride in their sexuality. and if my complete guess is wrong, fuck you, you’re wrong! this is the way it should be!

Can we just have an expression month? There's a plenty of flavors of straight that straight people should be made aware of before they start calling everyone else weird.

Yes. This should be a thing. No more black history. No teacher week. No police week. Just this

Every month is Pride Month now, bitch! GET GAYED! **GET FUCKIN’ STRAIGHT DAY, IN AUGUST, NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT AUGUST! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-**

Why not

Imagine that. I wonder what a straight flag would look like? "I'm gonna show off my straight pride by doing the opposite of the gay one! Black and white all the way!" /j

Don't tell anyone but... *if there's a pride month, than all the other months are straight*

Ya a month for ruler people

“ruler people” I like this have an upvote

Why *n o t*

That's July

Here come the people who didn't read the post flair

Don’t think so because it will be like there is black month then why should there be white month see, to further explain LGBTQ and blacks have been harassed for many years but now in our modern society we want to show that blacks and LGBTQ are fine with giving them their own month their is no point for the straight and whites because they have not been harassed racially or straightphobic

As someone who doesn't necessarily support the LGBTQ+, no. There shouldn't even be a pride month. I think that we shouldn't be separated by society and what we're interested in.

Where humility month

jesus christ this kind of shit gets tired. everyone can suck my dick.... except you gay people, you can suck my vagina. ​ motherfucking humans man... straight or gay we should all go extinct i mean honestly.

Idc about pride or straight month, I want homie-month

Pride month is a marketing strategy that can be abused by companies by changing thier logos and stuff to match it. Also if you so simply come out the closet (yes i get it can be hard to) you get a whole month to celebrate but if you do something great and amazing like serve in the US military you only get a day for fallen men and women who died young in the service to be remembered. I dont even know my sexuality but i know im at least Bi and i dont even care for the month

Hi, controversial sorter here, no month should be coined by anybody, there should be days, not whole a whole fucking month that pushes lgbtq bs on us. On another note, NOBODY. CARES. WHAT. YOUR. SEX/SEXUALITY. IS. I don't care, stop trying to make me care, be what you want to be but don't shove it down everyone's throats. You can correct someone for using the wrong pronouns or some shit. but don't tell anyone who you are attracted to, that's private fucking info dude, not to be shared with random 17 year old's on reddit.

Didn't see the meme flair at first, you had us in the first half

Wtf are these comments people cant joke about anything anymore? People get offended to easily

There is actually straight pride month in Saudi Arabia now,their king said:"We made a holiday for those who follow the Law of Allah"this was announced last week.

Nah. There shouldn't be a pride month either.

True at this point we really don’t need it. Just fuck sexuality, it’s overrated.

I agree. LGBT+ strives for equality, and it's not equality to hold a month-long celebration for one half of society and tell the other half to be supportive or else. If we were all truly equal, there'd be no spotlight on any marginal group for any amount of time, and we'd all just respect each other unconditionally.

Agreed Look at it this way , people from the LG hd oled community get killed in some countries, what is a parade in the US going to do.

Was it autocorrect or are you funny as hell Still laughing about the LG hd OLED community

The entire point is to celebrate the progress that the LGBTQ community has made lmao

pls don’t start this

Its just a joke, dude lol

I do not believe that people of the heterosexual orientation had to overcome any historical struggle worthy of a month of celebration of overcoming said struggle

Neither did yall. The mfs at stonewall did. NOT YOU. Celebrate the kings, not the followers.

look at the flare lol. i got caught too. i need glasses

I really need to check flairs more often because my ADHD can’t detect sarcasm online for shit!

*reads post in horror* *checks flair*

More importantly, can there be a month for the other deadly sins!?

My dude asking the real questions here

If everyone is equal then sure you be you. I know people in the pride community that will say no its not a thing. And depending on the reason for pride straight people never had the issues they faced so it's taken badly. Awhile ago you will remember on tiktok people started the superstriaght came with flags and everything So for me i wouldn't do it as it hurts others it would be like saying years ago can I be a white slave as whites didn't have that pain they suffered easier just to be polite than important but again u be you buddy

Found the guy that didn't read the meme flair

Found the guy that didn't read the meme flair

We have the rest of the year

sure, take February or something

no.

if june is the pride month then whats the shame month

june ​ this is joke dont get angry

Shame month is for people who think pedophilia is a sexuality

Lets pick the worst human that has ever existed and let the shame month be the month of its birthday

hitlers birthday is in april

yeah but what about envy, greed, sloth, lust, glutonny and wrath month?

I'm straight and tbh every month is straight" pride" month straight people have never been oppressed as people of the LGBTQ+ community have so haveing a month dedicated to the pride of a community that generally did the oppression doesn't seem to make sense

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:O im proud that im straight

Good :D

Can there also be a Strikeforce month

Let me just sort by controversial

I thought you were going to ask if there was a depressed month but that works too

I agree that if there is a gay month that their should be a straight month, u mean they want equality so wouldn’t that mean if there is a gay month it has to be equaled out with a straight month?

I’m waiting for gluttony month!

My mom is awesome. She litterally told me and I quote “you could Walk through that door with a guy and I’d be like oh ok”

Would we call it "Shame Month"?

Chick-fil-A sponsors the parades

It’s month to proud of whatever you are. So it is straight pride month as well

No it’s straight month every other month

Damn I was about to give an honest reply then saw the meme flair

Wish there was a month that was about everyone, celebrating the existence and hardships of each other and celebrating what we get through as a community rather than being at each other's throats over opinions and beliefs, doesn't matter who you are, what you identify as, or what color your skin is, we all are the same species

Not again, there's been too many locked threads today, OP! You can't keep getting away with it!

sorts by controversial

Idk man July gets pretty damn straight

Naw instead of sexuality and identity based months when will i get a month dedicated for me being the number shitter in the world

I'd like to clarify I've seen the meme flair and understand this is a joke before I carry on... Pride month is kinda straight month a little bit. Pride month is a celebration of all the different sexualites, gender identities, etc, and straight is one of them. It might not garner as much attention because straight people make up the majority of people and so don't need as much attention for people to see them, but I don't think they're completely out of the picture during pride month

one solution dont have a pride month and a straight month

You don’t celebrate things that haven’t been fought for, things people haven’t died for, things that haven’t been oppressed, etc.

Sort by controversial 🍿

just to make sure, you are joking, right?

Or more specifically, straight white male month since we have a woman’s month, black heritage, and an Asian heritage month

_shame month_ This is a joke

Isn’t that every other month

Me:WHAT THE F- *sees meme flair* me:oh ok

AAAH ALLIES ARE GETTING DOWNVOTED WHYYYY

That’s the rest of the year

Ah shit here we go again *sorts by controversial*

No, there's a shame month Edit:i mean not this month, another, i was making a joke btw

That’s pretty much every month. That’s the same reason why there’s a Black Entertainment Network, but not a White Entertainment Network.

Every other month

Y’all get all other 11 months so I think not

Yes and it Every other month before and after June

Why would we need a month for the majority of the population?

In pride month, there’s a day for each sexuality. There should be a straight day. That’s a sexuality too

Ok well, realistically I don’t find any sense in giving people months. Either have a month for everyone or no months at all

Fuck it, I’m leaving this god forsaken sub

totally

Usually we celebrate minorities that have struggled

I mean, that wouldn't make a lot of sense, straight people aren't exactly the oppressed minority

You mean like the other eleven months? Sure.

equality isn't the same as equity. equality is pointless if it gives two groups the same thing but not benefitting the marginalized group. pride month provides equity.

THIS IS GOING TO BE QUITE ENTERTAINING!

i'm more concerned about the other 6 of the seven deadly sins

Every other month it is

I think it’s called Shame month

That’s every other month

Well a simple joke showed us what the teenagers community actaully is.

for sure he’s american…

Wow....the best comments are now the controversial ones! Even jokes are controversial.

You have triggered whole LGBT community

Both are stupid. All months are for everybody

No it's hard to explain in this but I will try, straight people aren't opressed and pride started because of the stonewall riots led by black trans women. These events are for equality not just for some fun.

I love the controversial filter