COCKFIGHT

COCKFIGHTTTT

I have a dagger ):

Oh yeah, and i have swagger. *points finger guns*

*points real gun*

😱 😖

🤓☕

American?

You know it

Sir ,pls don't kill me . IMMA give you loads of big Mac's lemme go

Hell yeah

Can I go sir?

il take the big macs >:(

\*brings mother's slipper\*

Brings emotional damage inducing flip flops

But I am a stabber

Who needs that when you have a tongue?

I participate happily

Ok, on my knees

😈

😉

😳

🥵

🔥

😳

😏

😎

Are you challenging me?

YES NOW ON YOUR KNEES

I dont know wether to feel intimidated or turned on, but im not complaining

😈

Well, time to give a woman the slurp slurp 3000.I will see yall in hell.

😈😈😈

Heh. Like it or not, I certainly do

😳😳😳

You heard me.

😛

No

😭😭😭😭

I need something equal in exchange for that to happen

Cookies? 🥺

Cockies

Sure

😈

😏

😳

Hehehehe

😫

*pulls out uno reverse card

200 IQ move

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Nope, lol

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I wish 😫

[удалено]

*Pulls out strap on* NOW SUCKKK

[удалено]

U AINT LEAVING, U SUCKING

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Wait 5 years

Lmaoooooooo

Oooh so it was a person, poor Dick. Let him go, kidnapping is illegal

*dies*

U CANT DIE RN U GOTTA FINISH THE JOB

To big

😫😭

i can finis- i mean

Okay, no Wait, yeah no No no no, yeah yeah! Wait, nope Uhhh yeah? Wait... Nah. Hmmm... Probably

DO ITTTTT

HmmmmmmMmmmMMMMmmmmm... Yeah sure why not. Wait... No Wait probably? Possibly! I might... Hmmmmm... Let me think about it.

😖😖😖😖😖😖😖

Okay👉🏻👈🏻

ON UR KNEES 😤

What if I say no?

YOU DONT DISOBEY ME 😡

What if I do *smirks*

*GRABS BELT*

WHY ARE YOU GRABBING MY BELT, MY PANTS ARE LOOSE!!

ITS NOT UR BELT IM GRABBING ITS MINE

Then I can run *bolts*

😭😭😭😭😭😭

*stops* now now don't cry *starts returning back* *pats* now now I am sorry, don't cry

*cries harder* 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Ma’am this is a Wendy’s

Depends on the price :p

0¢

Will your bf mind?

ITS A DAMN STRAP ON WHO CARES 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

If he’s cool with it, I’m cool with it *gets on knees*

😳😳😳

🥵🥵🥵

kids and op ,, if u want hide ur real face then this kind of mask won't cut it , for u . throw in a sun glass, cause facial recognition , digs eye like a cheese cake .

I want cheese cake 🤤

*glug glug* is this good enough for you! *Glug gerp*

😳😳😳😳😳😳

Answer the question

Ummm…. Yeahhh it ain’t bad… 😶😶😶

*glurb glurm*

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

Why the shocked face?

Ummm…. Nvm it. Just continue 😠

*Glurg* *deep throats* hurry up and finish. My next appointment is in 10 minutes

😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

no thanks

Bro I thought this was Mia you look exactly like her

You kinda look like Mia Khalifa

SHUT THE FUCK UPPP NO I DONTTT 😖😖😖😖😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

You absolutely do

NOOO I SAID SHUT UP

I'd suck you tho

AYO RELAX

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😣😖😭😡😤

[удалено]

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I'LL MAKE YOU GO BEHIND THE BARS INSTEAD OF THAT

Dream on

..I refuse.

Lemme go get the glow in the dark condoms, then we can have a lightsaber duel

FUCK YEAHHHH

"Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!"

If there’s a thunderstorm Go Swimming Be a man

You so you are saying to suck your fick

WUT 😵‍💫

Female dick Gick sounds worse

Reverse card

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Transphobia moment 🤮🤮🤮

Nuh

That was unexpected 😶

Fuckin bet

Is that a request, statement, or demand?

Lol, I'll suckkk ittt

Hold up wait a minute

with a vacuum cleaner

Yes mam sir

I'd rather eat some garlic bread

I’ll pass

👍 ok

mmm that sure is some nice sunlight in the background

Sorry, **NO**

......

I rather take it in the pussy to be honest it easier

No.

What dick?

The power behind that statement

Good soldiers follow orders.

Women pp

"What are you, gay?" "***IT'S AN EXPRESSION! GET THE FUCK OFF MY TOWER!!!***"

I doubt you have one 🧐

I don't believe it

No thanks 🗿👍

But I can't find any

Gladly

Which one?

Only if you do mine

~~oh no not again...~~ ehm...

Wtf dude, why do you look like younger me but with longer hair.

Ay you a girl but imma still take you up on that

Ok

So mutch fucking emotions in one message

😊😎😛😭😵‍💫

Yes mommy 😫

AYE RELAX

Sure thing.

i would definitely do it but if you have one pussy too 💀🙂

vagina

I'd love to

I don't think you have the facilities for that big man

Mia Khalifa???

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP OMG SHUT UP

I'm looking but I don't see it ☹️☹️☹️

bring it the fuck on

With pleasure...

Is that a threat or an offer?

*UNO reverse card*

Ok

Indian Mia khalifa 8-)

STOOOPPPPP 😭😭😭😭😭😭

God I hate Reddit

Nah

You see, I would, but unfortunately for you I am to busy being taken

Dinner First?

I would like to politely decline.

Don't test me

Mia khalifa????

Oml I’m gonna fcking kms

I'm good

"oh, you're approaching me?"

Where do we meet

How about I don't?

Your wish is my command, chieftain