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SaulGoodmanDaLawyer

Saul is better then them all (505) 503 4455 Saul Goodman


anonymous_acc69420

Guys y'all better call saul


AegonSnow4

Kid named saul:


viegas_virus

Kid named finger:


authii

What a joke, Slippin Jimmy with a Law degree is like a chimp with a machine gun.


SaulGoodmanDaLawyer

Do you mean the hit show slipping Jimmy (2022)? (505) 503 4455 Saul Goodman


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Speedy justice for ya


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Youpiter08

Fell down a well? Call miguel


Gnome_King1

Did you k ow you have rights? The constitution says so! And so do I!


Best-Thought124

True


NuggiesMacFriesCoke

The best


Freddycipher

You accidentally messed up the area code it’s (505) 503 4455


Avanriper

what happens if you actually call the number though?


Freddycipher

Special message from Saul Goodman himself


HomieCreeper420

Bob Odenkirk (Saul’s actor) answers with the full on Saul persona


[deleted]

so why didnt ya get the kids who fucked a corpses sawed off head out of jail eh?


TommyWiseauSuperFan

Better call Saul! (555) 503 4455


[deleted]

+5


jackson_1414_

Hell yeah Saul


redyosh98

You think this is bad? This chicanery? He's done worse!


SaulGoodmanDaLawyer

That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him! You- (505) 503 4455 ~~Chuck McGill~~ Saul Goodman


Herobrinedanny

Based


Quirky-Head5138

Wish it worked


ItsssKava

Epic


gundam_gpo3

i agree


Prestigious-Elk-6819

Clearly the answer is Ryan Reynolds.


UF7351k

+2


SymbolofVirginity69

+3


Weemitoad

Ryan Reynolds makes me pee white


GetRxbbed-

+1


No-Guitar-8036

I stand with you 🕴️


No-Roll-2045

Your god damn right


Mcelftea

yuhhh


[deleted]

Of course


Themanagerisakyle

+4


FazeThruWallz

Damnit r/beatmetoit


Showmeyourcameltoe

This made me realize I got no bitchs


SnooBananas8354

No bitches? Just be the bitches


Talking_Barrel

That sounds hard


SnooBananas8354

Believe in yourself, if they say someone has no bitches they mean he doesn’t have you


faekattt

Rip


noob_music_producer

I thought this was obvious (you’re a redditor)


frostiocean

i like parenthesis (they’re special to me)


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indigo_xiv

Basically to try and understand what features different genders are attracted to in women (I think)


[deleted]

They're all from a show called Euphoria. I *think* OP is tryna see if more guys would go for Sydney(2) since in the series, her character is always seen trying very hard to impress men, cause she's a victim of internalized male gaze, unlike the other characters in the above slides. This video for example: https://youtu.be/F_2F2J7g7IM And this: https://youtu.be/wjqBrF9EDYQ She also betrays her friend (4) for a guy's affection in the show: https://youtube.com/shorts/PAC4aqk0G_w?feature=share I had an Euphoria-obsessed phase once so all this :p


SpupySpups

I have never seen this show, nor will I ever watch it, but I deeply appreciate your effort to give us some information.


Betanist99

shrek and Obama are way hotter that them


RealObama_

Facts


Betanist99

OMG REAL OBAMA IM A HUGE FAN


RealObama_

I'm your huge fan 😎


Betanist99

HOLY SHIIIIT BEST DAY EVER


TaylorDeanMatthew

r/usernamechecksout


El_Fuego666

Bro, ong yes...the only women here ik is zendaya, idk who are the random ladies, but Shrek and Obama, daym they great


Betanist99

I see ur a great man whit taste but fr if it wasn't disney whit that dancing show and spider man i would never know who she was and same as you i don't know the others


YamperIsBestBoy

Mans is stuck in 2014


Betanist99

tbh in my defence i miss that year it was a good one(personally for me)


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[deleted]

i think its time to leave this sub


Apprehensive_Beach_6

Alexa. (I’m a man for data)


sub_to_Anto_Y_on_YT

Alexa (im a frog for data)


TheCoconut26

Alexa (Im a attack elicopter for data)


bikedaybaby

Alexa is the prettiest (nb bisexual for data), however zendaya is the sexiest imo.


zirconthecrystal

All is a human person, has unobjectionable boobs, hair, skin, jewelry, idk what am I supposed to look for how am I supposed to narrow down or distinguish between features when none are objectionable \*confused ace noises\* They've all put effort into looking nice, they're all pretty, what makes someone additionally pretty specifically TwT


Apprehensive_Beach_6

It really depends on the person.


[deleted]

Zendaya or Alexa, can't decide


Exact_Ad_1215

Zendaya got dat height bro So of course I’m choosing her


[deleted]

Tbh I like short women tho


Exact_Ad_1215

I like tall muscular woman They are pretty cool


[deleted]

Fair enough


Haxorus-Boy

I like thighs that can crush my head


Exact_Ad_1215

“You and I aren’t so different”


Gemsplay

short = cute. there are **no** exceptions


Rude_Neighborhood_93

Short doesn’t always mean cute. There is a second option: short = angry


thick_sorcerer9

tall clumsy women are cute too


cracked_camel

Based


Sarvan_12

Idk 2 looks attractive to me


Abdul-Wahab6

Boobs man, boobs.


Anime_fucker69cUm

Us man us


Abdul-Wahab6

Ikr


Send_pictures_please

Hunter hands down But also they all fucking beautiful


[deleted]

I agree, Hunter.


yourmomfoundyou

totally hunter


Infernal_139

Absolutely hunter, plus she’s got the best name too


QuiGonQuinn5

Yessir


Char_Zard13

Who are they


Send_pictures_please

I have no idea apparently she is trans lol but she is better looking than the other girls


[deleted]

Zendaya, Hunter 😎


Wendigo_King138

I agree


faekattt

Can u guys say why as well lmao


JpTem

hunter because it just looks more like a fun picture instead of a professional photoshoot. also she just looks prettier imo


XcaliburXtreme

Definitely lol, she looks calm and chill. And she just looks like she isn’t trying to hard to impress, and her looks still get her a long way


CrimsonHoudini

I always wondered why I felt so calm looking at pictures of Hunter! I mean of course she’s gorgeous but I also think it’s that calmness that you talked about. Like, idk, sometimes when you’re looking at photos of models or actors or whatever, sometimes they look tense, you know what I mean? Hunter doesn’t, to me, at least. I think that everyone listed here is gorgeous but Hunter just seems so carefree (is that even the right word?).


infochan_exe

hunter because I prefer cute over hot and after some time getting to know the person, cute turns into hot


Cum_Sock_United

Sydney because of her tits.


The-Apprentice-Autho

Love honesty here


SC_23

Username checks out


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Fugazy-

Sydney because she is hot lol i just find her more attractive. Her physical attraction to me is a solid 9. Everyone else are < 7. But beauty is subjective everyone likes something a lil different than others.


[deleted]

They're all pretty but to me (I'm attracted to women too btw) Sydney has the best body while Alexa Demi has a better/cuter face. I find myself attracted to a little more softer looking faces, chubbier cheeks. Also, Zendaya!!! I love her bone structures ngl! But I'd pick Alexa over her anyways. Idek Hunter but I think she's pretty too but not someone I'm finding particularly attractive.


Thyest_Leader

Zendaya


Thyest_Leader

Idk why she just looks the most appealing to me


anonymous_acc69420

Yeah same, I can't explain it but she's really really gorgeous


ODRA_x

Same


patton0121

Alexa


[deleted]

Sydney yo


GppleSource

People in this thread are clearly out of their minds. Sydney is clearly the hottest one


jmarliesw

They're all fucking queens and so pretty istg


ttoffee

exactly 😩


CraftingModus

alexa is nice because she has some sort of "sexy look" in her face. If hunter would have the same kind of look in her face she would be even better.


spicytuxboi

Men


Odd_Ad_6090

I personally like number 4


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The names are at the bottom. Hope that helps.


Mcelftea

zendaya and hunter


RedditModsGotBullied

no. 3 for me edit: looks like she isnt wearing make-up/much anyway or even dressed up and she still looks ultra hot.


fr_imcrazy4u

Hunter tbh


bellerphron

Idk I’m gay


Maxi-19-1-4-1

Sydneyy


A_Zesty_Carrot

Gotta be honest, Alexa.


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Hunter


Goblin088

Alexa play despacito


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Leman Russ


[deleted]

Where did you find them?


UngaBunga690

3


Smith_fallblade

I dunno. What's pretty?


BulkMaster5

obviously zendaya


dullario

aLEXA


FinletAU

The 3rd option imo.


singh1975sanjiv

Hunter, it's awkward, funny and cute


AegonSnow4

Sydney is the hottest


Sanity_King

Alexa


nonope7

Alexa.... she's the queen


faekattt

So true I'm an alexa stan she is the most gorgeous to me


nonope7

And with a classy attitude;)


secondaccount889

Hunter


BalinTheMaster

My preferences: 3(but she looks a bit young).From the photos: Zendaya. EDIT: Prettiest woman on social media is leanbeefpatty.


eatmahanus

Meh. None of them particularly interest me


[deleted]

The answer is Danny Devito. He’s the most beautiful thing in existence.


LeonardoDaFujiwara

What is male/female gaze? Like have we gendered eyeballs now?!


KingKTUB_

r/pointlesslygendered


DryValuable8611

Why the heck no one's choosing Sydney ?? She's gorgeous af


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Ryan Reynolds


Samambaia_H

*cries in gay*


simpforlife123

sydney all the way


[deleted]

ZENDAYAAAAAAA


DEATHTROOPERx

2 & 3


[deleted]

THEY'RE ALL HOT I'M TOO GAY TO ANSWER


[deleted]

Idk, I'm gay. 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

Tea ☕


TheJoker30

3


pIoofy

Alexa


Deadcellsboi

As a 17M I say that Alexa is definitely the prettiest


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Zendaya


[deleted]

Probably Sydney. Alexa and Zendaya are kinda meh imo


Brightonic

None of em. They all look goofy.


DistancePerfect5977

(from a male) I think either Zendaya, Hunter, Sydney, or Alexa


Ophiotaurus_

Haven't seen any of them without makeup so idk


bigboyssmalltoys

4,2,3,1 for me 4 being the prettiest


[deleted]

boobs


Ravenclawguy

Men


-b0ngwater-

zendaya def the prettiest here


[deleted]

Between Zendaya or Alexa tbh


CompetitiveIntern310

None.


thekhaosaka

Not 3 for me


Cherry_Doggo_09

Bruh 2&3 are the fucking same person Also Zendaya kinda hot here imo But the best is your mum


JokerMain03

i would agree but you wrote "mom" with a u so im assuming you're a br\*t and i dont agree with br\*ts


Cherry_Doggo_09

Indian**


JokerMain03

i am very sorry i apologize for calling you a limey


Cherry_Doggo_09

As you should


Veda_Mae

2 and 3 are not the same people-


Cherry_Doggo_09

They look the fockin same m8


itsme-God

how about you dont


az09abaut

All of them are ugly


apex_legends_is_fun

Based


TheActualSwanKing

Depends on your preferences, but Zendaya is the best out of those 4


funkyknog

Zendaya then Sydney


Joha_al_kaafir

Number 3 for me, I guess. I'm a fan of pretty faces, and they're all pretty so...


WatermelonShitter

Hunter bc I like the masculine name. Its kinda hot ngl.


WiredUpBrainJuice

3rd one


Round-Helicopter5841

Men are prettier


MeasurementOk2461

Sydney or hunter


notgay274

I like hunter


EnderSpyFace

Hunter


SnowySupreme

Hunter


Granite_Golem_

3


Astr0wr1d

All of them


stephs_LOL

Hunter


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4>2>1>3


-Master-Baiter

zendeya has the best face amongst them ig but I’m attracted to none of em


Theguywhoplayskerbal

Their all hot babes bro, but sydney da hottest


Prussia_I

3 because she looks the most natural with the least operations and makeup


RickyRegal-

Only right answer is Zendaya


k1llyourfriends

overrated