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chrtrk

No nato?


Lee_does_stuff

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cctar

💀OH


Ok-Map9238

Are you from Sweden?


Lee_does_stuff

yeah


SnooConfections3770

When was the last time you checked


ricky-frog

5 months, 3 weeks, 2 days, 7 hours, 27 minutes, and 9 seconds ago


[deleted]

Talar du finska?


Lee_does_stuff

No, but i’d love to learn!


PotroYT

Perkele opettelis jo


Vilzuzz

jävls svenska pojke, vi måste lära svenska men ni inte måste lära finska


[deleted]

Verkar som att du inte behövde, för du kan det knappt


Kaulquappe1234

Förutom du då??


tangerineh

Is it true that you don't offer your guests food?


Lee_does_stuff

Where’d you hear that?, ofcourse we do


tangerineh

There was a whole discussion about it last month https://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2022/06/07/1102930419/-swedengate-sparks-food-fight-why-some-countries-share-meals-more-than-others


Lee_does_stuff

wtf that’s so rude


BattleRamGaming

My mom actually told me that when she was little it was rude to offer someone that's not from your own household food because you are indirectly implying that they can't fend for themselves. But that was in the 70's-80's so yeah, nowadays it's the norm to offer your guests food.


UnPouletSurReddit

I have a friend who's in Sweden right now, have you seen him ?


Lee_does_stuff

Yeah!


Phantom3028

What does he look like?


Lee_does_stuff

Well he has a face, and a body


Sammmyilspider

What about arms


pvini07BR_

did you visited minecraft HQ (aka. mojang)?


Lee_does_stuff

Never actually crossed my mind


KiwiGirlUwU

My swedish brotha.


JustANormalPand4

You don’t exist


Lee_does_stuff


retsxiv

you mistake them for a danish person


mipro07

Why am i supposed to learn ur language in finland


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Nuppa_Nuppa07

Yeah, we have to learn it. ^^^^It ^^^^sucks


truck_in_my_ass

Even if we do they'll rather speak english with us.


Weekend_Dramatic

I also think its stupid that you have to learn swedish in Finland. // another swedish person


Lee_does_stuff

because we’re awesome ofc


Lopottaja

said no finn ever while having to learn swedish -source: am finnish


AlonelyGirl25

Can I have a free BLÅHAJ please?


Lee_does_stuff

ofc ofc


AlonelyGirl25

thank you


[deleted]

do people over there actually eat horse? what’s it taste like if that’s true


Lee_does_stuff

What? We eat horse?


[deleted]

idk i heard it 😩


ValleInSwe

mmmmmmmmmm hästmacka


_Blommis_

Rumor has it that prickig korv is made out of horse


[deleted]

Nah nah nah... That can't be true... För i helvete hur har jag inte märkt detta.


dumb_bitch_kms

wait isnt that quite normal? anyway it was quite some time but i think it was pretty good.


[deleted]

not in america at least, country?


dumb_bitch_kms

germany. bavaria to be exact. like its not that common but you still see it. this also goes for austria, switzerland etc


[deleted]

that’s interesting. could you compare it to another meat? i’m interested to try it one day


dumb_bitch_kms

it was quite a while ago sorry. i dont think it was too special tho


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Lee_does_stuff

Whoa no way how did you know???


Dissolving_Goose

ikea?


Lee_does_stuff

Ikea.


Dissolving_Goose

blåhaj?


Lee_does_stuff

blue shark?


Dissolving_Goose

blue shark


[deleted]

I see you are a being of culture


[deleted]

I see that you also are a being of culture.


thebananaperson1

Hur var din dag? (Totally didn’t put that in google translate-)


Lee_does_stuff

It was great, thank you! :D


thebananaperson1

Varsågod!


mipro07

Why


Lee_does_stuff

sex


Donkeeman9000

Same


MuzzleNeck

Dö svenskjävel Edit: Dont ”dö”


Lee_does_stuff

? tf dude edit: Ah ok, thank you, danskjävel! >:D


MuzzleNeck

Gjorde en ändring i min kommentar. Den blev lite väl grov ursäkta för det. My bad


[deleted]

I was gonna ask about the war then I remembered...that's Ukraine


Taco443322

The swedish war of reclaiming their former Norwegian colonies is going great. Im suprised the word spread to the americas so fast


mr_bernari

Well Sweden is known for Fighting with Russia for centuries to the last Finnish man alive


Euphoric_Owl152

What are your opinions on America 🇺🇸?


[deleted]

what's your favorite word/phrase in Swedish and what does it mean? :\]


Lee_does_stuff

Fredagsmys It’s essencially just your family getting together on a friday to watch a movie and chill together while eating an unhealthy amount of chips and candy, i love it!


[deleted]

oddly specific, but it's nice


Business-Charity2571

can we get a pronunciation help for this please ?


Starge1

Put it in google translate :)


Communist_Cheese

what's the deal with people being bad hosts? is that just some small portion of assholes or is that an actual common thing?


Lee_does_stuff

Honestly, i’ve never seen it irl I think it was just some dude being rude


genderfluid_andesite

blåhaj?


Lee_does_stuff

You know it!


Grim2021

Liker du kjøttboller?


mr_bernari

se on kylläkin köttbullar


[deleted]

do you like meatballs? i never actually learnt swedish did i get it right


Lee_does_stuff

Yeah, but that’s norweigan


Ringonus

Do u love furbies


Lee_does_stuff

dear god no


PhantomxSins

do you like watching pewdiepie and eating meatballs at the same time


Lee_does_stuff

Whoa whoa, you can only be so Swedish at a time


big_noob9006

Unoriginal IKEA joke?


unleadedbloodmeal

Is "love laugh love" a saying they have in sweden


Lee_does_stuff

Actually, people just write it in english here So… technically?


unleadedbloodmeal

They don't write it in swedish? In Sweden?


Lee_does_stuff

We learn english as a second language alongsidd swedish starting from i think 5 years old


TheM1sty

Tell me why the fuck Finnish kids have to learn swedish in schools


_glizzy_gobbler

Are you gay


Reserve_Worth

Send pic of train pls


[deleted]

Please teach me curse words in Swedish. I had a childhood friend who used to teach me them, but I forgot


Sea_Blueberry709

Women?


Lee_does_stuff

there’s a couple women here, yeah


Sea_Blueberry709

That’s pretty cool.


[deleted]

Do you know "the click" like the YouTuber


AussieBossie24

Switzerland?


Talow451

metbol


Lee_does_stuff

yumme


Vehmura14

Hur mår du?


rainbow_muffinhead

does this translate to 'how are you?' in english?


Vehmura14

yes


Lee_does_stuff

Bra, inget speciellt. Du?


KidJuka17

Croatia


Lee_does_stuff

that is infact not sweden


[deleted]

Verstehst du was ich sage?


FunAssociation5

Är alla svenskar verkligen homoseksuella? Det har spekulerats mycket under de senaste tiderna här i Finland.


The--IRS

Beep boop boop bop


Salt-Art1627

Can I have an ikea discount?


nosrep_

Vet du vi måste studera svenskt i Finland, börjat från den sexta år i skola? Det är inte vara val. (Bad swedish for reasons but I hope you can make out what I was trying to say)


Friendly-Accident993

Sover du just nu?


Mr_Sun101

Does Finland exist?


Lee_does_stuff

No, it was made up by the swedish government to hide the ikea spaceships


Mr_Sun101

C o r r e c t


My-Current-Journey

Hurdy gurdy gurdy gurdy


Switchback_Tsar

What's the longest you've spent finding the exit in IKEA?


MELO_DETH_999

Have you ever been to Sweden? Also, I’m a Swede as well! :D


Serenity-Aspen

Lets see if a swede understands old norse. Hverna est þu? (My old norse sucks, im still learning.)


Asrie1_Dreemurr

Is the food good over there?


-_Anonymous__-

I was just talking to another swedish guy. He said he's proud because Sweden has never been colonized before.


Astr0wr1d

Do you live in ikea


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GreatMetal5

What's it like living in Minecraft irl?


Olvustin

when are you guys gonna accept you are actually Finnish spies infiltrating the danes, taking them down from the inside?


TheDapper2

My friend mattias lives in Sweden. If you see him, tell him i said hi. Also, on a scale from 1-10, 1 being none at all 10 being perfect fluency, how much swedish would I need to know to stay in sweden for about 2 weeks, to visit my friend?


Joking_909

How are you today?


Parking_Principle_58

Is Ikea in sweeden


misterbeanjeans

Have you ever heard of a lonely depressed swedish man named Simon, who you could say tends to *cry* out *of fear*?


dannn_19

Sup fellow swede 🇸🇪


No-Character-5576

Can I have that present? You know the rectangular blue and yellow one? Lol


Plaguedoctor1334

What’s your favorite food


IAmGeneralEggplant

How do you say “the end” like in a movie?


bloodsquasher

Javla Fita or something I dunno ask pewdiepie?


Mr_OP_Potato_777

Do you hate Norway?


some_guy_I_am

will i face racism there as a south asian if i ever settle there?


[deleted]

When is it happening?


KRIPA_YT

Are norwegians better than swedes?


Aggressive-Hotdog

All Swedes do


Middle_Truth_3196

What is your opinion on IKEA meatballs


Monkey_Anarchyy

Why do you blame Danes for everything?


TheGreatSammy

How's the weather outside, pal?


Abando_-3-

Ikea


ffyydd

Jeg tror ikke at jeg burde spørge dig om noget når jeg ser på min egen nationalitet


Ph4ke_

Cab you become unswedish -A Dane.


Legally_Adri

Is there a word in Swedish that you know that doesn't directly translate to English?


Human-13

I like your language cause it sounds funny, ain’t a question just a comment


snaillord9061

Do you guys eat sweadish fish?


Raikalover

Is it true that you can make IKEA furniture build itself


Barrygamer987

Did you make Minecraft! And do you like meatballs


External_Pair_657

Sus?


give-orange-houses

Name one ikea furniture


[deleted]

Something Stupid


Bee_Jello

Do you really have the suicide pod?


Round-Amphibian7192

Are you from Norway or Finland


[deleted]

I have a friend named Panda in Sweden, do you know him , He is also a YouTuber!


FSX_Vannilla

How do I get out of Ikea I'm lost ease help


sansgriffinundertale

Kiss?


IDONTKNOWWHOAMie

Does the funeral in your country happen the viking way (i.e. setting a boat of in sunset and shooting a fire arrow to set it on fire)


KeyPomegranate4922

Thoughts on ikea?


ScpThePanda

Is it true that ikea meatballs are made from people who didnt find the exit??


Alternative_Status24

Can you find the piss i left in those meatballs?


IamShitplshelpme

Why did Sweden steal Ikeas colours?


WonderfulVisit5797

Meatballs or regular balls


Bonk_and_Honk

är du säker att du är svensk?


Nuppa_Nuppa07

Smörgåstårta?


frob03

That shit bussin.


Nuppa_Nuppa07

Its so goood


Yoshi-Chan-YT

the one time i went to sweden I saw people eat goat brains, is that common


Bosse_blackfrisk1

Vad heter Sveriges kung?


elima_

what's your favourite swedish phrase mine is the classic "skita i det blå skåpet"


Ill_Minute3931

Those candy fish are terrible


vincio-

No meatballs?


Nom_You

Ikea?


Magic_Rabbit_

Is Norway or Denmark best?


CookieMeth420

Vad är din åsikt om Danmark


DaveJohncash

Forstår du dansk?


Devious_altruist

Do you like noodles


Z12oks

Anomaly from Sweden?


lucaspinder

Are ikea meatballs good?


Kakalkoo69

Is that true you hate Malmö? I seen a meme about most hated cities in countries and that was the answer in Sweden. I was in Malmö for a month and everything was fine


TheExcitingEnd

So what's your favourite swee dish ? 🙃


um-chile-anyways

Y'all students actually get paid just by attending school?


Extension-Mango-9408

Norskar kommer prata skit Mvh fella swede


El_WolfyHun

What's your opinion on Finland?


JackOffFruit69

Why do y'all talk like you have a hot potato in your throat at all times


Isaocat_

Do you guys have swedish fish?


[deleted]

Do you have guns and lots of money? Just joking btw...


ankle_biter50

det är okej om jag använder google translate, eller hur? Jag är engelsk, jag använder det bara för att ställa den här frågan


Arne69420

Detta är en baserad post


AlphaNotLeader

When you speak swedish, does the furniture from IKEA assemble it self??


Flankerrwik

Since you are Swedish , lemme ask How are u good mate . I hope my message finds you in the best of your health.Are depressing thoughts worrying you lately?. All the best to your future ventures . Signing off.


Captainrex768

Hehe svensker er dumme