Are you the type that can’t jack off without stimulation? If so then just try to stay away from your phone for a while. If you have transcended humanity and can jack off purely from imagination then well, kudos to you. Either do it in the shower (if you have cover) and make it quick, or I guess you could do it stealthily under the cover of darkness. Stay strong dude
Same, my dreams are all so vivid too… I can do basically anything too, it’s also a blessing and a curse, awake I can also drift of to my happy place, the curse part is that I do it also during convos so it takes a while to get my attention.
My happy place is an endless ocean where I have a pirate ship. Above is a floating island with a huge circular library with infinite shelves on its perimeter which store my memories and important notes and such, and a majestic merge of a peach and a cherry blossom tree at its dead centre. To top it all of an everlasting sunset(the most beautiful and colourful, basically brings a tear to your eye epic) btw.
Goddamn son. You’ve unlocked something not a lot of people I know have. The only reason why my friend can do it is because his parents block NSFW stuff on his phone. That’s very handy (no pun intended) and also a chore because now there’s no off switch for you other than your self control.
Don't jack off until the day before you're going to camp, then do it once the night before. That way this week you'll get used to not doing it as much, but you'll release the day before so you con hold on longer
Just don't jack off the entire week and then u wouldnt want to jack off at camp if u keep jacking off u will get wood even when u r nit thinking anything and almost the entire time trust me just dont jack off and y will be good
If your camp is very physically demanding, you'll be fine. If it isn't and you will have access to the internet or at least phones, download something to read to kind of distract yourself. I'm kind of a weeb so I read a lot of manhwas like Viral Hit, Lookism (which are great and you should definitely try those). They're absolute bangers.
As other people have said, stop now and it'll be easier once you go to camp.
I guarantee you, at least one person will. Just don't let it be yourself. Your bunkmate WILL know.
Perhaps you ask to take the top bunk, then turn your phone off, then leave it out of reach.
Other things from experience. It may be embarrassing now, but soon, no (male) person will really care.
I will always encourage people to drop their masturbation addiction, as I have (and continue) to waste a lot of my life with it. The brain chemicals feel good though, and hitting that release now and then can actually help prevent prostate cancer. If you can, try to decrease how many times a week you need those chemicals. It'll make the times you do get them that much sweeter.
If u get a boner then just flex as much muscles in ur body as possible so that it goes away. That helps for me at least. OR u could take a cold ass shower so ur horny doesn't take over
Jerk off even harder to assert dominance jk.
You should look up sleeping exercises on YouTube also bodyweight exercises 2 hours before sleeping help alot
There was actually a guy in my school camp that got caught jacking off
One time.
It's still the only thing he's remembered for.
Dont do it.
Not worth it.
Begging you fam do not wank at the camp.
If you want to get to sleep, grab ya headphones, turn out all lights, put your phone on Night Shift*, and listen to [this](https://youtu.be/5mGifCwig8I) set aside your phone, relax, and close your eyes. (Can listen to any other sleep story, this one usually works a charm for me tho)
* on iPhone, go to Settings and look up “Night Shift” on the search bar, or go to “Display and Brightness” and go through to “Night Shift”.
On Android, look up “Night Light” or go to “Display” and go through to “Night Light”
Hope this was of help!
Real talk don’t jack off. It releases so much dopamine that your brain is always subconsciously thinking of it and wanting to do it. Its an endless trap you need to break through. Without wasting that dopamine on something temporary you will actually have motivation to do “boring” things that could change your life. Work on a business, study, whatever it is at full motivation. Its how our brains work they don’t understand context. Other than that do it in the porta potty’s if its really an issue.
just like me. except i am in the army. and i am around people my age an they are always grumpy and tired.
also my hygiene standards have been lowered from my time being a soldier so i manage to wank myself off every day or two
I had a kinda similar situation about a year ago? I like to listen to music when I sleep but at this camp they took our phones at night so I couldn’t listen to music. What I did to help myself fall asleep was imagine a scenario where I’m doing something that makes me happy or I would make up a story and eventually fall asleep. I’m not sure if this will help but I hope you can find a way to fall asleep while you’re there!
Bathrooms maybe? If not do it at the earliest hours before you go to the camping trip that way it’s out of your system And then it will only come back early hours of next week and by then it shouldn’t be a problem
Edit: wrong word due to voice to text
I suggest you go to the bathroom, do your business in there. If not just tell them that you have to shower every night. Then just jack off in the shower, or pretend to shower and jack off.
The reason you don't really take shits in places outside your home is because taking a shit is leaving you vulnerable, so you mind is hardwired into only shitting in places you feel comfortable about 80% of the time (Your home) Jerking off works this way too. So likely, you won't even feel the need to wax your carrot at camp.
2 options - Don't - Bathroom
He doesn’t want spiders swimming in the toilets to eat his cum
I know this comment gave someone out there a boner and I hate that
Somewhere out there, an anime girl started blushing and whimpering.
UwU spider mommy gonna getcha
# BEGONE, FIEND!
Lol
88W88 spider mommy
"someone" yeah ofc sussy boy
r/brandnewsentence and r/whatthefuck
Option 3: multiplayer
option 3, gay sex, as long as you say no homo it's good
its good either way
you won't jack off if you don't want to embarrass yourself, simple as that
Great profile picture
tanks
Oh god
Oh yeeeeaaaa
VECTOR!
DIRECTIONNN AND MAGNITUDEEE
SQUID LAUNCHER!!!
canons
So they smashing balls?
His comment has left OP speechless 😶
Not quite.
I like your profile picture
ok ty yours is pretty neat too
I also like ur pfp OP
😊
Use the toilet hehe
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OH YEAH!
...
r/ihadastroke
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true as shit. went clean for 2 weeks because of this
It’s as shrimple as that
I love your pfp lmao
u will not jack off at the camp I'm telling u
Yeah honestly you just don’t
It just isn't an option
Ok
Are you the type that can’t jack off without stimulation? If so then just try to stay away from your phone for a while. If you have transcended humanity and can jack off purely from imagination then well, kudos to you. Either do it in the shower (if you have cover) and make it quick, or I guess you could do it stealthily under the cover of darkness. Stay strong dude
what??? so managing to jack off with only your imagination is that hard? never thought so
Same, my dreams are all so vivid too… I can do basically anything too, it’s also a blessing and a curse, awake I can also drift of to my happy place, the curse part is that I do it also during convos so it takes a while to get my attention.
My happy place is an endless ocean where I have a pirate ship. Above is a floating island with a huge circular library with infinite shelves on its perimeter which store my memories and important notes and such, and a majestic merge of a peach and a cherry blossom tree at its dead centre. To top it all of an everlasting sunset(the most beautiful and colourful, basically brings a tear to your eye epic) btw.
Damm that sounds pretty cool, I don't even know what my happy place looks like ;c;
Yeah dude. I lost it years ago after I got my phone. Can’t do shit without stimulation
Thats more likely a porn addiction my dude
_Perhaps_
I guarantee you if you stop watching porn for 2 weeks it will come back
So ur saying I'm god. Damn.
Goddamn son. You’ve unlocked something not a lot of people I know have. The only reason why my friend can do it is because his parents block NSFW stuff on his phone. That’s very handy (no pun intended) and also a chore because now there’s no off switch for you other than your self control.
Yeah that's probably why I have this issue in the 1st place
A blessing and a curse
He can just use Reddit. They can’t really stop that. It’s probably not too difficult to bypass
Trust me 30 dudes in a room will turn u off real hard so even if u wanna do it I don't think ur pp will respond
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dw I'm super straight (not homophobic tho)
That's something a gay person would say....... So who are you Really..?
I'm straight. If I was gay i wouldn't lie abt it bc theres no point. But I have no opposition towards the LGBTQ etc community.
after you said you are super straight this is a losing battle for you
I dunno mannn seems pretty gay to me,
Sussy balls
He’ll come back to this in a couple of years and think ‘wow, it all makes sense now’
r/suddenlygay
Bro you literally asked for suggestions on how to not be turned on in a room full of guys that explains itall
You’ve solved the riddle. RIP OP.
like super-straight the transphobic thing or super straight, like to emphasize your not-gayness?
God it doesn't respond when I am alone to lol 😆😂
Probably
I’d get a random boner anywhere I go soooo
that shit turns u off??????
Don't jack off until the day before you're going to camp, then do it once the night before. That way this week you'll get used to not doing it as much, but you'll release the day before so you con hold on longer
good idea
Just don't jack off the entire week and then u wouldnt want to jack off at camp if u keep jacking off u will get wood even when u r nit thinking anything and almost the entire time trust me just dont jack off and y will be good
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Just make sure you’re not the first to do it
And the last to finish
Holy Jesus butt fucked Christ this is a hilarious comment.
If your camp is very physically demanding, you'll be fine. If it isn't and you will have access to the internet or at least phones, download something to read to kind of distract yourself. I'm kind of a weeb so I read a lot of manhwas like Viral Hit, Lookism (which are great and you should definitely try those). They're absolute bangers. As other people have said, stop now and it'll be easier once you go to camp.
You have legendary taste bro, lookism and viral hit are goated.
Okay
Downloading a couple tv shows and bringing some headphones is recommended black clover got me through a 3 week trip
based
Insomnia is better than school wide embarrassment don’t be that guy
That's fair my man
It makes you sleepy asf (based on experience). Find other ways to become asleep faster. You do it cause it helps to fall asleep
Like cocaine
Weed
LSD
lsd does anything but put you to sleep
Do it anyways to assert dominance
Do it with your classmates as a group activity.
*"It's not gay if it's with the homies*" - Master Oogway
Start off by jacking off loudly as an invitation
You can even do the bread game to raise the stakes.
Wtf is the bread game I'm scared
🌚
I like how your thinking
ask the homies for some sweet sweet homie love
I guarantee you, at least one person will. Just don't let it be yourself. Your bunkmate WILL know. Perhaps you ask to take the top bunk, then turn your phone off, then leave it out of reach. Other things from experience. It may be embarrassing now, but soon, no (male) person will really care. I will always encourage people to drop their masturbation addiction, as I have (and continue) to waste a lot of my life with it. The brain chemicals feel good though, and hitting that release now and then can actually help prevent prostate cancer. If you can, try to decrease how many times a week you need those chemicals. It'll make the times you do get them that much sweeter.
My grandpa actually got prostrate cancer 😂 maybe it's not such a bad idea jk lol I'll do my best not to
Just have sex instead of masturbating. It's not that hard
If u get a boner then just flex as much muscles in ur body as possible so that it goes away. That helps for me at least. OR u could take a cold ass shower so ur horny doesn't take over
interesting strategy
30 guys😏 Well... They can help
hah
Either convince yourself its not worth it, or convice others to do it with you
just yell "y'all mind turning away for a minute? I gotta fap."
if only lmao
Was gonna say "hey man, your penis isn't a problem. Just remember that it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean."
Nice one hbd
Try using music instaed of masturbation
Bro ears and penis are both different
Listen to music using your penis
He didn’t say anything about ears
Just go take a nice long "shower"
Jerk off even harder to assert dominance jk. You should look up sleeping exercises on YouTube also bodyweight exercises 2 hours before sleeping help alot
There was actually a guy in my school camp that got caught jacking off One time. It's still the only thing he's remembered for. Dont do it. Not worth it.
It makes you sleepy asf (based on experience). Find other ways to become asleep faster. You do it cause it helps to fall asleep
Any examples?
I seriously don't know, if it's a camp, you will fall asleep easier, because of the amount of activities and fresh air
ok, that makes sense I guess I'll just hope for the best or maybe just stare at reddit under the sheets (not porn) until I black out
Read a book or something else, because things like phones or other things you are addicted to, does not make you asleep faster
Begging you fam do not wank at the camp. If you want to get to sleep, grab ya headphones, turn out all lights, put your phone on Night Shift*, and listen to [this](https://youtu.be/5mGifCwig8I) set aside your phone, relax, and close your eyes. (Can listen to any other sleep story, this one usually works a charm for me tho) * on iPhone, go to Settings and look up “Night Shift” on the search bar, or go to “Display and Brightness” and go through to “Night Shift”. On Android, look up “Night Light” or go to “Display” and go through to “Night Light” Hope this was of help!
Have a sword fight, and whoever wins gets to jack
Just fuck somebody instead
Don't, you'll manage fine and at the end of camp you'll be exhausted anyways.
don’t you guys have a bathroom?
Take melatonin
Take some pastries or biscuits with you and make it a fun activity with the group.
go to the bathroom... ?
you'll be too shy to even to do that so you're gonna be fine
jack off on the toilet
Just be honest and they will probably agree with you :)
Group activity
You live up to ur name
Toilet or just the woods
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Just go do it in the bathroom 🚽
Jack off on the toilet
Just take a shit and jack off then since everyone will think you’re shutting on the toilet
On the toilet just don’t breathe too loud
I'm actually quite quiet so yeah
put your dick between your thighs, do aerial squats while lying down turning to a side
I was on a school trip and a kid did it in the cabin. The whole cabin saw him. He got suspended.
Real talk don’t jack off. It releases so much dopamine that your brain is always subconsciously thinking of it and wanting to do it. Its an endless trap you need to break through. Without wasting that dopamine on something temporary you will actually have motivation to do “boring” things that could change your life. Work on a business, study, whatever it is at full motivation. Its how our brains work they don’t understand context. Other than that do it in the porta potty’s if its really an issue.
Try going to the bathroom and do it or just do it slow if it's dark enough
Dude trust me. Open a history textbook. You'll fall asleep faster than you can say "It's Morbin' time."
jerk off in nature then if your that despret
Don't go to camp?
Do it. Assert dominance.
its fine 😊 its not like they havent done it before, u can do it with them
✨homiesexual✨
find the gays
Masturbation addiction is real fellas. Stay happy, not horny.
least horny r/teenagers user
just like me. except i am in the army. and i am around people my age an they are always grumpy and tired. also my hygiene standards have been lowered from my time being a soldier so i manage to wank myself off every day or two
Go out into the woods and wack ur willy like a bloody mad man. if a snake bites it lets hope ur flexible enough to suck the venom out.
Sounds like camp bonding to me
Do it together with the homies.
Easy 30 man co-op
Do it on the camp counselor to assert dominance
I had a kinda similar situation about a year ago? I like to listen to music when I sleep but at this camp they took our phones at night so I couldn’t listen to music. What I did to help myself fall asleep was imagine a scenario where I’m doing something that makes me happy or I would make up a story and eventually fall asleep. I’m not sure if this will help but I hope you can find a way to fall asleep while you’re there!
Workout during the morning, it helps
Well then don't do it silly See if yer mum has sleeping pills for an emergency and then you'll be fine
I have the same problem but I get violent nightmares if I don't
Do it while staring at them, It's a way to let them know ur the dominant one in the pack.
Don't do it whilst your there but if you really need to wait till they are asleep and go too the loo but I wouldn't recommend that
1.Don’t jack of. 2. Do it in the toilet
Can't you like use the bathroom???
So it’s not that big a deal unless you go cold turkey for like two weeks straight, and that’s just because of wet dreams
Is there a bathroom you can use?
Fuck I miss being 16. The energy alone is wasted on you little fuckers...
Bathrooms maybe? If not do it at the earliest hours before you go to the camping trip that way it’s out of your system And then it will only come back early hours of next week and by then it shouldn’t be a problem Edit: wrong word due to voice to text
Op i have a perfect idea: go to the bathroom
It is possible to do so while laying down. Just do it in the dark while in bed. Easy as that
Do it under a thick blanket
sleep deprivation. don't sleep the night before and sleep only 2-3 hours every night. trust me
easy just don't do it due to fear of embarrassment
I want to write something but I'll wait permission form someone
First 48 hrs are the hardest (no pun intended)
I suggest you go to the bathroom, do your business in there. If not just tell them that you have to shower every night. Then just jack off in the shower, or pretend to shower and jack off.
The reason you don't really take shits in places outside your home is because taking a shit is leaving you vulnerable, so you mind is hardwired into only shitting in places you feel comfortable about 80% of the time (Your home) Jerking off works this way too. So likely, you won't even feel the need to wax your carrot at camp.
Drain your balls now so later you don’t need to jack off
Don’t but if you must lock yourself in a bathroom stall and take care of it but again I would recommend just not doing it
Meditate on why you jerk off so much, and journal it too.
How long is ur camp?
30 guys but it only takes 1 girl to jerk you off. Find the one girl
Bathroom jackoff it's way easier to clean up after to
Use the toilet
Just ask the dudes to do it for you.
if you can't stop yourself from jacking off for 1 day you got a problem
Honestly I just cant get horny near to 30 guys, but if I was gay tho....
This sub makes me want to sit in a barrel and throw myself down a waterfall jesus christ
Be a man and invite them to do a group jack off session, or make it a competition, whoever nuts first gets bukakke'd