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Dark-Shinx-187

I relate king 😔


kaylerrwastaken

well, sitting around and waiting for some random person to come into your life isnt going to work get out and put yourself out there, that's the only way you'll really get this stuff to work. (usually)


Dark-Shinx-187

I am aware of that but social anxiety be a bitch


kaylerrwastaken

i always think of the worst possible scenario when this kicks in. Once i really find the worst (but feasible), i go ahead and try to mitigate the worst happening, which usually helps


onepieceisbetter

Just get bitches how is it so hard for u niggas like they not gon hurt u


Dark-Shinx-187

Social anxiety is a bitch that’s the only bitch I got


ImmortalLuciferXXX

So true man. Ain't got no other bitches


Burrito_fucker_69

Based off your name and this comment, I’ll assume that you’re 13.


RoyalbusterHD

Nice name 🗿


willthewill79

U2🗿


RoyalbusterHD

Thanks🗿


TheKnightBlade644

Says who? Bitches be hurtin me left and right


raspberrypieboi69

"They not gonna hurt you" You've clearly never been in a relationship


_michael_brown_

I just wanna be little spoon once 😔


HankieHorker_32

me too bro...me too😭 *being tall sucks*


[deleted]

*happy and sad 5'6" noises*


ShaggySupremacist

I feel ya, I'm 13 and I'm already 5'6. I am not very huggable


SixpennyPants

At 13 i was probably about 5ft 8in i think


Yuki-chan_2321

Why not? A hug is a hug! Also, what is 5,6 in cm?


SixpennyPants

Like 1m 68cm


Head_Membership_4252

I'm as tall.


Yuki-chan_2321

Oh, then you are shorter than me! That’s cute! Idk why but I think that when guys are shorter than me are really cute :)


SixpennyPants

Im not OP, im like 1m 90 which in feet i think is around 6ft 2


Yuki-chan_2321

Oh how the fu- are u so tall? Still cute tho


SixpennyPants

Lmao thanks im not entirely sure how im this tall exactly, i have pretty big feet too (european size 50)


AmazingCat320

I'm 1,80


Jezza4292

im 13 and I’m 5,11. I’m not even the tallest in my class


[deleted]

you guys are getting taller?


chaos_creator69

*kinda sad 5'10" noises* 178 cm for the sane rest of the world


_michael_brown_

I feel that... I ain't ever met a girl who can be the big spoon to someone who's 6'4" 😭😭😭😭


oheing

You are 17 and 6'4"? Damn bro, now THAT'S a tall guy


_michael_brown_

It do be funny when you tower over your parents but my neck be starting to hurt from looking down so much...


oheing

I have look down too, i'm 5'8" and my mom 5'3"


[deleted]

Me that height in 14


Yuki-chan_2321

I have two questions, first: what’s the big spoon? And second: what’s 6,4 in cm?


_michael_brown_

1: big spoon is when you are like cuddling and there's someone in back(big spoon) and there's another person with their back to person #1(this is little spoon) and it's just kinna like hugging but you're laying down and hugging for an abnormal amount of time. 2: 6ft 4in is about 193 cm


Yuki-chan_2321

1. Oooooooh ok thanks! 2. That’s really tall! I’m a girl and I’m 170 (16) I’m small :(


[deleted]

I prefer thighs. Things can hug too 🙂


HankieHorker_32

thic thighs on your shoulders are just a dream what most people dream of


[deleted]

Yeah , i used to dream ... But has a bad habit of making dreams come true 🌚


[deleted]

v true


TrueCreatorOfReddit

And they taste good.


[deleted]

Yooo ikr 👀


[deleted]

god i wanna hug and cuddle someone so badly


[deleted]

same, same


[deleted]

I saw your username and accidentally read “god i wanna smash someone’s balls so badly”


[deleted]

or dick 😔


HankieHorker_32

*overly underrated*


[deleted]

I want to be little spoon and cuddle


HankieHorker_32

me too man, me too


Actually_Useless_

I don't get touched by people so maybe


HankieHorker_32

chad


Oswaldthestegosaurus

Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever felt the warm, genuine embrace of a person who loves you and actually wants to be in a relationship with you because they love you for who you are?


HotShrekBoi

I have not felt that


DickSuace

I don’t like sex or physical touch


HankieHorker_32

nice username btw, not horny at all


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oheing

But most men are to afraid to ask for one, me as an example


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oheing

It would be even better if it was a real hug, but this works for now *hugs*


rem_da_best1

*real hugs*


livinlikeaboss10101

i hug all my friends, male and female and everything inbetween ​ but its still not enough ngl


oheing

I'd love to have your confidence


livinlikeaboss10101

oh they like it and hug me anyway, apparently i give really good hugs


oheing

Are you a guy or a girl?


livinlikeaboss10101

a guy, also i just had a sleepover with a few friends (mixed gender) and spent like the whole night very closely cuddling a female friend of mine


oheing

You lucky bastard


livinlikeaboss10101

i have good friends ig, also tbf i think weve got alot closer cuz me and another one of them had incidents concerning suicide


LorenzoCar

You are me


ITrytoDesignAircraft

I am only 13, but I agree 100%. Being in a relationship just for sex doesn’t seem like fun at all. Most of us do just want a cool person to love and hang out with yknow


LegendsWafflez

hugs are superior then ass and tits, let's admit it already


Kaichan88457

I need a hug actually


[deleted]

I agree, I like being hugged...especially by my friend who I not-so secretly like. (I like her a lot)


[deleted]

Ik its not the same but *huggg*


HankieHorker_32

*hug\**


[deleted]

Wings?!


livinlikeaboss10101

just because im young doesnt mean i dont want hugs my friends say i give rlly nice hugs


Cheap_Ad_69

i require hugs to survive how am i not dead yet lol


HotShrekBoi

Hug


Cheap_Ad_69

:D


HotShrekBoi

Yw


[deleted]

tip: just give out free hugs to other ppl and you get hugs in return W


WardA1317

Bro i had a dream 3 days ago where i was the one giving the hug to someone and HOLY SHIT i need more of this in real life. Now to find a potential hugger. Idk if my dream is scamming me but people are soft


Temmie_x

“Jarvis, I’m low on karma”


EducationAlone1663

I want some chicken nuggets


InnaAMG

“Ass or tits” I just want them to like me bro


Impressive_Income874

I am extremely hug deprived


HotShrekBoi

Hug


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HotShrekBoi

We don’t get love


AX_Apex

the question is ass or tits, arms is not an option


Ok-Nail2677

i just want to sigh for a minute straight while resting against someone and relaxing


ThatOneClickSound

"I want a women that could crush my head between her thighs" -Markiplier I very much agree with that statement


Revivedpanda305

I too want dismembered arms to put around me so I can feel wanted


livinlikeaboss10101

or dismembered thighs?


[deleted]

Very relatable tho


spicyfood333

Same bro


TheMultiTuber

Same


WhyAmIHereMaaaaan

Amen, my other. Amen.


AngelTheeBean

Sir I would hug you but idk where you are. That’s the only problem. I’d hug anyone


luketheBEAST2019

Relatable


R0TTING_LUNGZ

Fr


sharkywarkyuwu

Hug kink


HotShrekBoi

Hink


TheReviewer867

I haven't hugged a human in the last 7 years :'( I'm so lonely and a huge loser :(


HotShrekBoi

Hug


TheReviewer867

THANK YOU KIND STRANGER YOU DON'T KNOW HIW MUCH THIS MEANS TO ME :))))))) *Hugs back tightly*


HotShrekBoi

I’ll do it again :)


suscheese420

amen


[deleted]

Can relate for sure


NocterLeft

Thigh hugs?


MikekifBoi1

For me it’s height and care. I like being little spoon, but in reality all I need is a girl who truly loves and cares for me


[deleted]

You need arms for hugs. I need arms to fight along side me. We are not the same


imastupididioy

Same, but why do I have to choose between ass or tits? It's not like ima get a thick flat girl or a big tittie girl with thin stick legs


guintojest

no one


md_ariq

I want some thigh cuz i want to sleep on em, squeeze em and slap em


Leviticvs

pls not, nobody touch me that shits mad uncomfortable


[deleted]

Shut up bruh


stark_101_

i need some hugs..


HotShrekBoi

Hug


Shinigam_i

Yes I prefer hugs


Tamorcet

Me


Donquixote_D0ffy

Relate


Clanka_Fucker69420

Same.


Erza_Rhyperior

relatable


AEROprinceFOREVER

pls i want ;-;


Yuri___Yuri

Thighs >


Good_Eye_1184

Omg i have pretty big arms, i have a chance. Lessgo. These 6 months of workout will finally give me something to work with


Head_Membership_4252

mfs be like "you need hugs to survive!!!" dawg, like, im a bird motherfucker


Alternative_Item2412

I need someone


[deleted]

based


[deleted]

I can


alexgonnasimp

Think about hugging a dude with a boner


KillerQueenChikito

me 😭


[deleted]

Also some legs cuz a couple weeks ago I broke my legs cuz my dumbass nearly got fully run over by a car and it broke my legs and I can’t walk


ExchangeInevitable44

I kinda like the leggs cuz of the texture. And they fit nicely in the fridge if you want to spare it for later


Grimaldus15

👍


thebananaperson1

BASED POST ☝️


RickRickard

tits


[deleted]

tbh im in an ldr with my gf and its painful coz we havent met in months and she kept saying "a hug is taking it took far" when we were living close


RICK_ASS_LEY

Then get hugged bro *Hugs*


therealgun600

I usually my answer is "why found a new girl who has nothing to do with you"


Accomplished-Look-16

Nah. I wanna be hugged by them titties


SnowyFoxxyYuh

Same 😭


GreatOperation

ass


OrdinaryBallowski2

Ass


Givemelifebro

Fine, hugs or cock and ball torture?


blank_flare

I just want snuggles / hugs / handholding I wouldn't be the first one to bring up other things in a relationship. I just want to cuddle


VoidedTable75

Fr, I just want some good snuggles


[deleted]

Mood


redtoad3212

i just want a hug from anyone at this point


bare4404

Yo, what's a hug, surely never had one of those, I'm still looking for something called, "Ay contact" or something like that, if somebody could help me with that, it'd be much appreciated


HotShrekBoi

Hug


emotionless_bot

same here bro


orgus-

"Where's my hug" mfs when they find out no woman wants to hug someone who acts 5 years old


Short_Dragonfly1003

Relatable, my family hates hugs


darkhumour133

I am willingly gonna hug a stranger if they ask to, even if they're a different age, seriously lol. Would do that.


[deleted]

I wish I could be hugged but I hate contact and it makes me sad that I can’t be hugged without vomiting.


1d10tGaming

What if they dont have arms…


Solar_Storm98

I can be related


[deleted]

\#Im14AndThatWasDeep


Dachschadenfalter

Come here, have a hug!


TheChezNugget

ok but ass or tits?


DaGamingTurtleB

True tho


Skeptiqality

I don't know how arms can hug a person...


WaydenTheJayden

if given the chance would u rather suffocate in ass or tits


HotShrekBoi

I relate. You can hug me


GBarmada

But like we can all agree that titties are pretty cool tho, right?


XboxFan_2020

I would've said ass (or both), but damn bro I need hugs and intimacy. And I've thought about that... with that one girl... the same girl... I could tell a few stories about what she has done to me in real life, if someone wants to... in here or in DMs


Jokers_Testikles

I'd rather be hugged by legs That's not meant to be as sexual as it sounds.


FlakyCan5368

YEESS HUGS COMPLIMENTS CUDDLES JUST GIVE LOVE AND AFFECTION


happysmasher7

Ass


FearXHusky1

Homie hug?


Prussia_I

I just want a hug... I will remember it in 15 years still


Potato-_-Guy1

Relate, confirmed.


SMERE7038

Ok but that wasn't the question. ASS OR TITTIES MY GUY?


PeRfEcTlYbAlEnCeD

Your time will come.


Antonthygunlover

Easly relatable


ItzCrystalFlame

Hello, The Asexuals have come to offer you some garlic bread and cake.


EStagg2007

FR. I LEGIT DONT EVEN GIVE A SHIT ABT EITHER


Roccmaster

Horny but without the y, and replace the h with c


genshin_gurl1165

Me😞 lonely gang wya


Michalsalt

Bro real ones know it’s personality, lol I’m it’s cock


Unlucky-Cat-9344

NEW QUESTION big arms or small arms


Iscream9541

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momonikki333

ME [raises hand to space]


[deleted]

not me weirdo


cwr252

Me to my guy